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Santa Claus: The True Story Mark Unseen   Dec 21 06:25 UTC 2000

Santa Claus: The True Story


I remember my first Christmas party with Grandma. I was just a kid.  I
remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big
sister dropped the bomb:  "There is no Santa Claus," she jeered.  "Even
dummies know that!" 

My grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that day
because I knew she would be straight with me. I knew Grandma always told
the truth, and I knew that the truth always went down a whole lot easier
when swallowed with one of her world-famous cinnamon buns.  Grandma was
home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told her everything. 

She was ready for me. "No, Santa Claus!" she snorted.  "Ridiculous!  Don't
believe it.  That rumor has been going around for years, and it makes me
mad, plain mad.  Now, put on your coat, and let's go." 

"Go? Go where, Grandma?" I asked. I hadn't even finished my second
cinnamon bun. 

"Where" turned out to be Kerby's General Store, the one store in town that
had a little bit of just about everything. As we walked through its doors,
Grandma handed me ten dollars.  That was a bundle in those days. 

"Take this money," she said, "and buy something for someone who needs it. 
I'll wait for you in the car." Then she turned and walked out of Kerby's. 

I was only eight years old. I'd often gone shopping with my mother, but
never had I shopped for anything all by myself. The store seemed big and
crowded, full of people scrambling to finish their Christmas shopping. 

For a few moments I just stood there, confused, clutching that ten-dollar
bill, wondering what to buy,and who on earth to buy it for. I thought of
everybody I knew: my family, my friends, my neighbors, the kids at school,
the people who went to my church. I was just about thought out, when I
suddenly thought of Bobbie Decker. He was a kid with bad breath and messy
hair, and he sat right behind me in Mrs. Pollock's grade-two class. 

Bobbie Decker didn't have a coat. I knew that because he never
went out for recess during the winter. His mother always wrote a note, telling
the teacher that he had a cough, but all we kids knew that Bobbie
Decker didn't have a cough, and he didn't have a coat. I fingered the
ten-dollar bill with growing excitement. I would buy Bobbie Decker a coat.

I settled on a red corduroy one that had a hood to it. It looked real
warm, and he would like that.  "Is this a Christmas present for someone?"
the lady behind the counter asked kindly, as I laid my ten dollars down. 
"Yes," I replied shyly.  "It's ... for Bobbie."  The nice lady smiled at
me. 

I didn't get  any change, but she put the coat in a bag and wished
me a Merry Christmas.

That evening, Grandma helped me wrap the coat in Christmas paper and
ribbons, and write, "To Bobbie, From Santa Claus"  on it -- Grandma said
that Santa always insisted on secrecy. Then she drove me over to Bobbie
Decker's house, explaining as we went that I was now and forever
officially one of Santa's helpers. 

Grandma parked down the street from Bobbie's house, and she and I crept
noiselessly and hid in the bushes by his front walk Then Grandma gave me a
nudge. "All right, Santa Claus," she whispered, "get going."  I took a
deep breath, dashed for his front door, threw the present down on his
step, pounded his doorbell and flew back to the safety of the bushes and
Grandma. 

Together we waited breathlessly in the darkness for the front door to
open.  Finally it did, and there stood Bobbie. 

Forty years haven't dimmed the thrill of those moments spent shivering,
beside my grandma, in Bobbie Decker's bushes.  That night, I realized that
those awful rumors about Santa Claus were just what Grandma said they
were: ridiculous. Santa was alive and well, and we were on his team.
14 responses total.
birdy
response 1 of 14: Mark Unseen   Dec 21 07:28 UTC 2000

My mom would love that story.  =)
rumble
response 2 of 14: Mark Unseen   Dec 21 10:18 UTC 2000

.. Ditto  =)
happyboy
response 3 of 14: Mark Unseen   Dec 21 12:36 UTC 2000

oh fuck off.
ric
response 4 of 14: Mark Unseen   Dec 21 13:26 UTC 2000

It really is like a bad accident.. you can't help yourself...
fitz
response 5 of 14: Mark Unseen   Dec 21 14:04 UTC 2000

So, then, might I conclude from this confession that the writer is the
mischevious elf who rings my doorbell and hides?  Who telephones me and hangs
up when I answer? That $10  coat won't keep out the chill of an autmn day here
in Michigan.  

I just wanted to stay in from recess anyway in order to read.
ashke
response 6 of 14: Mark Unseen   Dec 21 14:29 UTC 2000

Actually, I thought it was sweet.
flem
response 7 of 14: Mark Unseen   Dec 21 17:52 UTC 2000

I still say there is no Santa Claus.  >-|
danr
response 8 of 14: Mark Unseen   Dec 21 18:01 UTC 2000

I say there's a little Santa in each of us. Free that inner Santa!
tpryan
response 9 of 14: Mark Unseen   Dec 21 18:06 UTC 2000

        But I haven't made up my mind about Columbus, or Toledo, even.
ashke
response 10 of 14: Mark Unseen   Dec 21 18:27 UTC 2000

Greg????  If there is no Santa Claus, how did you get a present at my house?
HMMM????
flem
response 11 of 14: Mark Unseen   Dec 21 20:39 UTC 2000

I snuck in there and put it there myself, to fool you.  ;)  
And I'm not feeling my inner Santa right here in front of all of you!  :)
ashke
response 12 of 14: Mark Unseen   Dec 21 20:58 UTC 2000

I see!  Well, you worried me for a second.  <glances at the neatly wrapped
thing under the tree, with a pretty bow>  I think he might change it to
something awful if you start denying him right before Christmas!
drew
response 13 of 14: Mark Unseen   Dec 21 22:28 UTC 2000

Re #5:
    A $10 coat would have been adequate 40 years ago.
albaugh
response 14 of 14: Mark Unseen   Dec 22 18:35 UTC 2000

The following is something to ponder: 
 
If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof
overhead and a place to sleep ... you are richer than 75% of this world.
 
If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in
a dish someplace ... you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy.
 
If you woke up this morning with more health than illness ... you are
more blessed than the million who will not survive this week. 
 
If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the loneliness
of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation... 
you are ahead of 500 million people in the world.

If you can attend a church meeting without fear of harassment,
arrest, torture, or death ... you are more blessed than three billion
people in the world. 

If your parents are still alive and still married ... you are very rare,
even in the United States.

If you hold up your head with a smile on your face and are truly thankful ...
you are blessed because the majority can, but most do not. 

If you can hold someone's hand, hug them or even touch them on the
shoulder ... you are blessed because you can offer healing touch. 

If you can read this message, you just received a double blessing
in that someone was thinking of you, and furthermore ... you are more
blessed than over two billion people in the world that cannot read at all.
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