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Sep 24 06:13 UTC 2000 |
This is the item where you enter those oh so interesting phrases you've heard.
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willard
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response 1 of 64:
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Sep 24 06:26 UTC 2000 |
It's easier to put on a pair of slippers than to carpet the whole
world.
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oddie
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response 2 of 64:
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Sep 24 06:45 UTC 2000 |
Great day for putting slinkies on an escalator.
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bdh3
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response 3 of 64:
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Sep 24 12:33 UTC 2000 |
"It depends on what that meaning of the word 'is' is."
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ea
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response 4 of 64:
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Sep 24 15:42 UTC 2000 |
"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses. Let's hit
it"
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jp2
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response 5 of 64:
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Sep 24 16:13 UTC 2000 |
This response has been erased.
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remmers
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response 6 of 64:
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Sep 24 17:07 UTC 2000 |
"When you argue with a fool, there are two fools."
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birdy
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response 7 of 64:
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Sep 24 17:16 UTC 2000 |
(nitpick - "Hit it" not "Let's hit it".) ;-)
"Well-behaved women rarely make history."
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jerryr
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response 8 of 64:
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Sep 24 17:24 UTC 2000 |
"Ten fucking seconds! It should take you no more than ten fucking
seconds to negotiate this obstacle! Quickly, move it out! There
ain't one swinging dick private in this platoon's gonna graduate
until they can get this obstacle down to less than ten
fucking seconds!"
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tod
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response 9 of 64:
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Sep 24 19:38 UTC 2000 |
"You are a sick fuck! Unfortunately, I am also!"
-an unknown Marine after seeing another put a coke in a dead Republican
Guards cold stiff hand
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ea
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response 10 of 64:
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Sep 24 19:55 UTC 2000 |
(Sarah, I knew when I typed it that I was probably making some small
mistake, but I didn't remember it quite well enough to be sure)
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bdh3
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response 11 of 64:
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Sep 25 02:38 UTC 2000 |
(re#9: Heh, things go better with coke.)
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birdy
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response 12 of 64:
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Sep 25 05:32 UTC 2000 |
(Eric - I forgive you =)
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jerryr
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response 13 of 64:
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Sep 25 16:24 UTC 2000 |
what do monsters eat?
things.
what do monsters drink?
dunno.
monsters drink coke. things go better with coke.
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gull
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response 14 of 64:
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Sep 25 19:38 UTC 2000 |
"Mark my words: DTV [Digital Television] is going to become the AM Stereo of
this decade!"
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jep
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response 15 of 64:
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Sep 25 20:29 UTC 2000 |
"Time is fungible."
A co-worker, pointing out that my wife's recently acquired horse will
also mean more work for me.
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wyrefall
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response 16 of 64:
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Sep 25 23:23 UTC 2000 |
This summer my dormroom was the site of a five-week party, one memorable line
overheard was:
'Half the fun is getting it off your fingers when you're done!'
spoken by my boyfriend's old roommate after enjoying a half-melted ice cream
sandwich.
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beeswing
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response 17 of 64:
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Sep 26 04:24 UTC 2000 |
"Man, I'm riding the short bus today."
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other
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response 18 of 64:
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Sep 26 04:29 UTC 2000 |
Chug! Chug! Chug! - from tonight's board meeting.... (sorry, Meg. I
couldn't resist.) ;)
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eeyore
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response 19 of 64:
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Sep 26 05:50 UTC 2000 |
That's fine. Better that one than the other one.
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gull
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response 20 of 64:
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Sep 26 21:55 UTC 2000 |
"Quit running around like a kid who wears a helmet!"
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gelinas
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response 21 of 64:
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Sep 27 01:37 UTC 2000 |
Heard on NPR yestereve:
Everything's about sex; except sex, which is about oppression.
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flem
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response 22 of 64:
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Sep 27 17:22 UTC 2000 |
That's great. :)
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birdy
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response 23 of 64:
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Sep 27 17:59 UTC 2000 |
I love that one. =)
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orinoco
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response 24 of 64:
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Sep 28 21:35 UTC 2000 |
"Where's my fucking vestment?"
-spider, looking for a shirt
A: "Yeah, that was Rick..."
B: "Rick?"
A: "You know, the one with the blowjob"
C: "I didn't know a blowjob was something you could posess"
B: "Yeah, he keeps it in a little box with him"
hmm....my quotes seem to be getting cruder and cruder. that's what happens
when you live with 5 other college students, I guess.
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