Intoxative summary

The Tallinn Crap Beer Festival has traditionally appeared near the thirsty queue for the Tallinn Craft Beer Weekend on Saturday afternoon.

What is TCrBF? An overview is below...

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TCrBF 2022 updates

18 June 2022

After a nice long sleep, it's time for a report.

When we start preparations for Crap23, this report will be shortened, with the full version then getting archived in our gallery of shame.

We stepped back into place this year:

We aligned ourselves with the cultured cattle,

and this is how we appeared...

through a pair of cheap plastic-tinted glasses.

A few of the beers posed for mug shots to be posted on some Web site -
Uncrappd or something like that.

Hey, you, on the right! No glass glasses allowed!

The line-up ranged from some real sweeties ... to the roughest of criminals

And then the heavies stepped in,
reminding us who's boss:

As always, the most important thing was this: there were plenty of perverts on hand, requesting the worst we had to offer.

11 June 2022, late afternoon

One more festival successfully down the drain!

Under lovely weather, we had a lovely turnout for some truly hately drinks.
Among the 'favourites' were the sweet, sweet vileness of Redd's Wicked Sour Apple and Wicked Black Cherry, the fakeness of Candy Beer Saga Vol 2, and the toys donated from a madman's Romper-room collection.
      Special mention goes to Noroc Blondä, a same-day surprise donation from Romania.
This was a fitting summary of what it's all about: 3 litres of pure TCrBF class.
Thanks to all of you who 'get it'!

Some reviews spewed onto the Internet live:
'Oof' - about 8.6 Extreme
'Nice and warm, cardboard and fizzy.' - about Noroc Blondä
'Miks' - about Romper Extra Strong Cherry

A few images will be arriving on these pages in a few days.
If you have (or have found) any to share, please let the shtaff know.

10 June 2022

Avast, me hearties!
An all-AmeriCAN delivery has just arrived from across the water!

Are you ready for SaTURDay?

8 June 2022

TCrBF 2022 celebrates haze going macro...

The latest addition to the beer list for Saturday,
thanks to Finland's biggest breweries,
provides four signs that New England ain't so new anymore.

4 June 2022

We're still hoping for some jump scares -
surprise donations of demonic deviance, as next weekend draws closer.

But, in the meantime, we've received the next best thing:
a testimonial that gives a summary of why we do this crap...

16 May 2022

Rejoice, fans of classic horror -
and prepare yourself for the opening feature on 11 June.

18 April 2022

Abandon hope, all ye who treasure beer!
Because THAT TIME OF YEAR is approaching...

We're afraid we can't promise that 2022's TCrBF will be as crap as previous years'
But it will exist.
And surely that's scary enough already!

If you would like to help make it as crap as possible,
drop us a note at the address up there ^,
or pass that horror can to us at the local pub.

ThDrinking of you meanwhile,
with a few Premium goodies lined up to destroy your taste buds.

The Shtaff
 

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