The Tallinn Crap Beer Festival has traditionally appeared near the thirsty queue for the Tallinn Craft Beer Weekend on Saturday afternoon.
TCrBF 2019 updates
The TCrBF Board of Damagers are pleased to report:
Also, since some things are best when chilled
And, as always,
TCrBF just wouldn't be the shame without you.
See you next beer! Allegedly.
- The Shtaff
3 May 2019
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29 April 2019
Cr'day, mate! We have a special t(h)reat for you.
We found this puppy* in the KKKelder, gazing at us longingly from its big bottle. So we took it home with us. We might let you PET it, if you clean up its mess afterward.
* Some puppies will tear your face off. Further studies are required.
“A tick's a tick!”
10 April 2019
Today I am pleased to announce a contribution by
Oh yes, there's a mocne in there, praised online thus:
But it gets even better, or at least bigger:
Choice words from The Internet about it:
“[bleeping bleep] can of [bleep]!”
is brought to you by the number
That's right, we'll be offering you a set of four lovelies -
You can look forward to four pours of pure artificial flavours galore, from about as far as you can get from orthodox brewing.
Stay tuned for more of what's in store.
7 March 2019
OUR LATEST ENTRY:
“Pretty disgusting thing...”
We can't wait!
17 February 2019
We do, at least a couple of alkohols. Two big containers are now waiting to be emptied into non-discerning mouths in just a couple months. We can't even spell it, let alone enjoy it!
5 February 2019
We are proud to announce that this one's A REAL TURKEY.
1 November 2018
It's now official:
It takes many months to plan
something so crap,
Older updatesArchived updates from the last festival can be found here...
You might think that the whole idea of TCrBF is nonsense - and you may
be right. It might be a refreshing oasis for the stomach or beer
scene, or it might be just a mirage. Either way, you blink and then
As with everything in life, there are two sides to every story, and that includes beer. TCrBF is that other side. TCrBF is those memories about beer that you've forgotten you even had. TCrBF is the wide-eyed view of the world that was accepting of all, without prejudice. TCrBF is you.
Any opinions expressed on this page are opinions. And any resemblance to real facts or events is purely coincidental.