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Intoxative summary

The Tallinn Crap Beer Festival has traditionally appeared near the thirsty queue for the Tallinn Craft Beer Weekend on Saturday afternoon.

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What is TCrBF? An overview is below...
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A Crap photo gallery: Some photos and media nonsense
--> Now updated to include 2020 stuff - shout if you find more...


...The previous festival


The archived updates on TCrBF2020 are thataway ->

        


TCrBF 2021 updates

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22 February 2021


Getting thirsty?
        So are we!

 So get your shit together,
        and let's do this thing!

As always,
Vomnomnom!

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8 Septober 2020

While you're thirsty for our next fest, the 19½th TCrBF,
let's look back on some drinker feedback on the Crap experience:

“I just realised I remember next to no beers from the last TCBW
but I do remember stuff from the crap beer fest”

“Thank you! That was so horrible!”


And here are three of the testimonials/comments found on the Weird Wide Web:

[...] heti paikalle kaasuttaessamme havaitsimme kaukoputkesta Tallinan Crap Beer Festival olevan menossa täyttä häkää. Niitä ihanan miehekkäitä 1,5l muovipulloja täynnä halvinta ja vahvinta bisseä janoisille. Ilman mitään helkkarin Sherry-tynnyreitä, maustekaappia ja liito-oravannahkapulloja. Sellaista jolla voi firman saunaillassa pönkittää varastomiehen egoa Vantaalta ja lyödä pöytään litran Karhua isomman falloksen.

What people do? Why? :D

Sitten olikin sen olutfestarin aika. Pöytään oli katettu vaikka minkälaista herkkua! Ehdimme juuri ja juuri ennen kuin kehutun City Breweryn tuotteet "Peach" ja "Apple" olivat loppuneet. Nämä maustetut happamat oluet ovat kuulemma trendikkäitä nykyään.
Muita vahvoja suorituksia nähtiin mm. Glubczyceltä, jonka Romper Strong kilpaili vahvasti festarin parhaan oluen palkinnosta, kahdella laatuoluella vakuuttaneelta Sulimarilta, sekä AnHeuser Buschilta, joka osaa tehdä malt liquoristakin vetisen.


And that's all for now. See you next beer!
 

Older updates

Archived updates from the last festival can be found here...


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Overview

[IMG: Prosenttimies logo] You might think that the whole idea of TCrBF is nonsense - and you may be right. It might be a refreshing oasis for the stomach or beer scene, or it might be just a mirage. Either way, you blink and then it's gone.

As with everything in life, there are two sides to every story, and that includes beer. TCrBF is that other side. TCrBF is those memories about beer that you've forgotten you even had. TCrBF is the wide-eyed view of the world that was accepting of all, without prejudice. TCrBF is you.

Any opinions expressed on this page are opinions. And any resemblance to real facts or events is purely coincidental.