Shakespearean Insult Kit
Tongue fail thee? Even as the world spirals inward,
there will be increasing hordes of gorbellied flap-mouthed rump-fed
barnacle-breathed pignutted puttocks impinging on your every day.
WELL, cudgel thy brains no more about it! Here is the answer.
Clickest Thou Urgently Yon Button!
No yeasty-nethered knotty-pated clot-poles will ever again
take your advantage in verbal jousting. Once more, unto the breach,
my friends. Stem the tide of mammering motley-minded dewberries.