Grex Vomit Conference
Item 6: Alcoholic Chunks
Entered by craig on Sun Jul 4 15:54:00 1993:
Tell us about the first time you blew chunks due to drinking.
43 responses total.
#1 of 43 by vidar on Mon Jul 5 02:06:41 1993:
New Years eve 1988. First time I tried Champagne. I'd only finished
half the glass. At least I got to the porcelain bus in time.
Now, however, I can hadle champagne.
#2 of 43 by aahz on Mon Jul 5 15:30:48 1993:
You can Hadle? Hadle sounds like someone Doing the technicolor yawn
#3 of 43 by vidar on Mon Jul 5 17:23:09 1993:
Handle, You Idiot. When someone is typing fast, sometimes they over look
their mistakes.
#4 of 43 by vidar on Mon Jul 5 17:31:38 1993:
I almost barfe once after trying to shoot that wine at my cousin's Bat
Mizpha(sp?). <Oh, Durn, I forgot the d.> Damn, that stuff was sweet.
#5 of 43 by skeez on Mon Jul 5 17:37:53 1993:
Oy'Ve!!!! It's MITZVAH!!!!MITZPHA!!!! Thank you, all.
#6 of 43 by vidar on Mon Jul 5 17:40:40 1993:
You're welcome, I'm sure.
#7 of 43 by jasmine on Mon Jul 5 19:05:24 1993:
Bless you!
#8 of 43 by skeez on Wed Jul 7 16:57:13 1993:
Yes. I am Blessed. Thank you. (Skeez takes a bow! Huzzah!)
#9 of 43 by vidar on Wed Jul 7 18:47:43 1993:
Blessed by the leader of the Barney cult.
#10 of 43 by skeez on Wed Jul 7 19:00:07 1993:
BARNEY??? Everyone's fav Child-Molesting Purple Sicko???? Thought so.
#11 of 43 by vidar on Thu Jul 8 14:00:00 1993:
Javol, mein Herr!
#12 of 43 by jared on Fri Jul 9 04:58:27 1993:
Kein Deutsch.
#13 of 43 by vidar on Fri Jul 9 13:18:50 1993:
Warum? How 'bout norsk then?
#14 of 43 by aahz on Thu Jul 15 19:24:29 1993:
If you wanna talk like that, go to the German conference, Erm yes.
#15 of 43 by jasmine on Tue Jul 20 23:37:17 1993:
Erm... Okay?
#16 of 43 by vidar on Sun Jul 25 02:05:51 1993:
Peter, don't you mean "If I want to THINK like that"? After all this stuff
is transfered dirrectly from our brains to the keyboard and through Grex.
#17 of 43 by aahz on Thu Jul 29 00:42:40 1993:
Erm, yes.
#18 of 43 by vidar on Thu Jul 29 14:01:39 1993:
I thought so. What's with all this ERMing? Where'd that bottle of schnapps
go,oh here it is. Gulp Gulp Gulp <Hic!>
#19 of 43 by jasmine on Thu Jul 29 16:43:12 1993:
Hey, I think that "Erm" is kinda cute...
#20 of 43 by aahz on Fri Jul 30 19:44:51 1993:
Why Erm, Thanks.
#21 of 43 by jasmine on Fri Jul 30 20:19:40 1993:
Well, Erm... your welcome.
#22 of 43 by bdp on Thu Aug 5 19:14:03 1993:
Erm, Gee.
#23 of 43 by jasmine on Fri Aug 6 06:28:55 1993:
GHEE! ---> Otherwise known as clarified butter...
#24 of 43 by aahz on Tue Aug 10 16:21:47 1993:
Erm, well, uh ok.
#25 of 43 by vidar on Thu Aug 12 16:12:37 1993:
Hitler he only had one ball-
Whoops, sorry, wrong conference.
#26 of 43 by aahz on Thu Aug 19 22:39:00 1993:
Erm, vas?
#27 of 43 by bdp on Wed Aug 25 04:29:29 1993:
Erm, CLARIFIED BUTTER!
#28 of 43 by tpryan on Tue Aug 31 22:22:07 1993:
I was awarded the "Hobert Heaver" award by my housemates at college,
aa bear bottle with multi-collored wax dripped onto it..looked like
it had been spewed upon. It was mine until the next house victim
deserved it. I did go on to win the "PDQ Pint" and the "Beethoven's
Fifth" for execllence in becomming a drunk by those housemates.
#29 of 43 by vidar on Fri Sep 3 23:55:57 1993:
Vidar takes out a Bastard sword. Holding the blunt end, he drives it through
his heart. Gee, that was fun.
#30 of 43 by vidar on Fri Apr 15 18:46:19 1994:
I have murdered this item. I am victorius!
#31 of 43 by randall on Fri Apr 15 23:42:13 1994:
Bravo!
#32 of 43 by vidar on Sat Apr 16 00:30:04 1994:
<vidar puts his right foot on the buttocks of this item, and raises his sword
to the eyes of the ammused , screaming crowd. Money is thrown down to vidar>
#33 of 43 by sjswaan on Sat May 21 01:07:58 1994:
Dear Vidar: I thionk I'm going to , Erm, vomit on you.
#34 of 43 by orinoco on Thu Sep 15 22:58:15 1994:
what the heck is this erm thing?!
#35 of 43 by fraizer on Fri Nov 18 22:32:35 1994:
New Year's Eve 1993. What didn't I drink. Mixed it all with everthing else.
I puked in the snow, I puked on a barn, I puked in someone's mom's antique
wooden bowl, I puked in a chair, and yes I even managed to puke in the
toilet once. It was that nasty chewy chunks puke. Like you're puking up
most of your vital organs.
Memories...
#36 of 43 by ecaceres on Thu Mar 16 07:19:52 1995:
in my school graduation . i was drinking my second glas of piscosour... then i
dont remeber nothig else than my shirt was wet. some one told me that i pucked
in my own glas of "pisco sour".
#37 of 43 by toking on Sat May 20 09:17:31 1995:
I was twelve..just stole a fifth of jose from my brother...
drank the whole damn thing dow at the bridge behind McDonalds,
went home and puked about ten times...left it there for a week befgot to me
#38 of 43 by phreakus on Sat May 20 19:06:19 1995:
Erm....okay...'scuse me ....<hURRRkkkk>
#39 of 43 by bjorn on Sun Oct 8 03:57:16 1995:
This whole conference=erm, drift.
#40 of 43 by banano on Sat Mar 16 17:08:25 1996:
hey boy`s n` girls you`re very nasty but it`s the sickest thing i see in my
life. but i like it!
#41 of 43 by starwolf on Sun Jun 14 18:30:59 1998:
New Year's eve/day, '98...tequila...only one shot, but i left a trail from
the sink to the trash can.
#42 of 43 by alexpune on Wed Aug 22 20:04:35 2001:
news years eve 2002 i will drink and puke to glory lol .
#43 of 43 by vidar on Sat Oct 27 14:21:22 2001:
Whoa, new responses in vomit.
Will ceases never wonder!
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