Grex Inbetween Conference

Item 5: Question and Answer item

This is the InBetween conference question and answer item.  The first
person to respond should ask a question.  The next person to respond
should answer it and then ask another question, and so on.

why did the person who entered this item not ask a question?

Because he was following the model set by canis in the last InBetween
conference.

Why did the person who entered the first response ask a question about the
conference.

because he was uninspired.

why did Michigan lose to Colorado?

Because they didn't play as well?  Because Colorado is the better team?  I
don't know.  I don't pay any attention to football.  Is anybody reading
this conference besides carson and me?

I am!

Where's Jake?

In Washington.

Where's other?

Where he lives.

How come the old question and answer item heading was misspelled?

I dunno.

Why haven't I gone to bed yet?

because you're still awake.

Why was I deluded into thinking I was a security guard
when I was really only a lobby attendant?

Because the people there were violent.

Why does everything smell like sweat?

because they shower in the filth of their depravity.

do you think the CIA should stop killing leaders and start killing followers
too?

no, i think the CIA should mind their own business (maybe kill their
leaders...) <anne grins>

How many people have seen "The Crow"?

I haven't. Someday.

do I feel anticipation at the moment?

Probably.

Wasn't that a nice thing to do, lock my keys in the car?

I guess.

wasn't that a unkind thing for me to do, not really talking
to HER!! tonight?

Frankly, yes.

Is Carson loosing interest?

he better not be!

if he is, then what will we have to tease him about?!?!?!

I'm sure we can find SOMETHING!  to tease him about.

Now should I get involved with the SCA this term, or next?

If I knew what the sca was, I'd make a decision, but I'll have to reserve
judgement on this one. 

Why am I so uneccessarily nice to peopl who don't deserve it, and mean to 
people I'd most like to be friends with.

human nature; the wish to be contrary

why am i always in such a bitchy mood lately?

I don't know. I didn't notice. You were awfully kind to me.

Isn't funny that my roommate, realizing his financial situation, sold his
car (which he'd only had for a few weeks) and had it totalled shortly
thereafter?

well, so it goes with pet idiots!

why is it that i'm skipping class right now to be on grex?

because you can't Grex while you work.

where's ziggy?

well, since i don't know who he or she is, i can't say.

why doesn't anyone else seem to be responding besides me and carson?

Because only you and carson are on.

Where's ziggy?  (sorry to repeat a question, but it bears repeating)

I've no idea. I think I'll give a call over there. I could spend some
time talking to several members of the household. ;)

why am I so cruel to davinci?

because that's just the way you are.

who is ziggy?

a guy here on grex.

Where does the time go?

in the window.

was that a poor software joke?

everything is a poor software joke!

what is the meaning of life?

42.


How will my pictures turn out?

I don't know. I hope so.

Is satan watching over me, telling me to murder my loved ones?

you're confusing satan with Milk & Cheese. ;)

where's Jimbob?

Jimbob doesn't like Grex anymore He likes m-net |-(

Why am I so...incredibly me?

who else would you be? (no, that's not my question.)

why do people have to jump from MY building?

Because it's the second tallest in town, and somebody already jumped from
the tallest. :(

Why do people have to jump from buildings.

they take the Muppets skit too seriously. you know, " I   w a s   b o r n
 t o   f l y .   T h e   a i r   i s   m y   h o m e . . . " (spoken in
a somnabulist's tone)

when was the last time you saw the Muppets?

i watch the muppets every chance i get!  which is only about once a year..

what is the purpose of our doomed lives?

to find said purpose.

does everyone have to be so dark and gloomy all the time? :) :) :)

yup!

and why are we not allowed to?

Because the almighty carson said so.

What building is this? and who did it? and why?

it's the house that Grex built, for whatever reason.

which came first, the chicken or the egg?

the carson.  

so is carson a chicken or an egg?

scrambled.

why are the fates so cruel?

Because power corruts, and ultimate power corrupts ultimately.


Why would anyone write atonal harmony?

I didn't know harmony was atonal. You should watch what you say about her. ;)

when you were young and on your own, how did it feel to be alone?

lonely.  very lonely.  no-one to be thee in case something happened.
no-one to laugh when i hid under the blankets because of thunder storms.

why does power "corrut"?

apparently it's corrupted Dan. ;)

I think I'm in a good mood. Is there any reason I shouldn't be?

no, none at all!  :)

isit just me, or is it national good mood day today? (i'm in one, too)

I'd say it's Nat'l Good Mood Week. I woke up in a good mood on Sat. and
haven't felt down since! I was excessively happy last night. :) :) :)

who is more fool, the fool or the fool that follows the fool?

ummmmmmi dunno!

how much could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

BZZT! I asked that question in the old item!

are we allowed to re-ask questions if we don't like the answers?

Sure, especially if it was one of the non-answer answers we seem to
specialize in.


How did power corrupt me if I have none?

maybe it was the idea of power that corrupted you.

Should I not mention that I feel sick, and am therefore not in a good mood?

yeah, don't mention it. If no one knows that you're sick, no one will
have a reason to not be nice to you.

Harry, you're a writer. Are we that type?

I can't say I know.

This isn'
t nat'l good mood week. I'm pist and broke.

Is my band gonna bomb when we play our next gig?

"Don't believe the hype."

am I correct in assuming that facelift isn't a Public Enemy fan?

To tell the truth, I have no idea.


Why did my dad decide I could go to homecoming afterall?

maybe he wants you to have a better childhood than he.

why is my dad fixing my car without me?

why not!?!?!

and why in hell is dan's dad not killing us for going to prom?
and why is he letting us go to homecoming?
(i know it's two, but theses are such puzzlers....)

um... maybe he's going senile?

Maybe, but unless this will work for dan in some way, I hope he doesn't.

I am a PE fan.

Why do I sometimes have such good luck (Like playing a concert with two of
my favorite bands in the history of Rock & roll (Tiger 100, and the Jaks))
and still get screwed over by teachers, friends, zebras, stuff like that?

Ok, maybe not zebras.

Maybe because you audiences of music fans and audiences of the people you
don't come accross well with percieve you differently.

Did carson actually forget to ask a question  in response 62?

nope. I asked, and facelift answered.

how do you tell someone that you don't like them?

you say "I don't like you."


How is carson's love life going? (I'm almost as nosy as meg.)

well, since Sara asked first... I told her. Nah-nah. 

(note the lack of capitalization; I told Sara about my love life. ;>)


do you spit into the wind?

not generally...

Do you?

no.

do you tug on Superman's cape?

why not...... I'd like to talk to him sometime...

How often do you question what you are doing right now? 

rather often.

How high do you think my phone bill is going to be this month?

if you call sunny alot, very high!

why did the cold from hell need to attack both me and dan?

Well, as I know neither of you, I have no clue.

Is there a real point to this item?

Absolutely.  It's given me much enjoyment, and even some help in the past.



Will carson tell us, or will we ask Sara?

Depends what mood carson's in, and how up to date Sara is on the situation.

Why did that cold have to get me too?

because it likes people!

I slept for nearly eighteen hours yesterday/today. isn't that a great
wayy to celebrate a first day of freedom?

Yes..... I'm sure it is what Ben Franklin did after America got it's

When will I know all the answers? 

after I give them to you.

is there any way to squeeze more hours out of the day?

There is, but it is very painful.

Do you miss me when I'm gone?

of course we do!

is there a real life?

yep.

will we find it?

of course not.

do we want to find it?

the rainbow connection? the lovers, the dreamers and me? YES!!

If you could be any age right now, what age would you be, and why?

I would be the age I am now, 19.  Cause I'm mostly free from my parents,
I can go places, but I also don't have al the responsibilities of a 'real'
adult.  I have a few years yet to be weird before I have to settle down
and get a full time job abd stuff.

If you could Live in any age- when would it be, and why?

Any age? Like what time period.....Hm....  Well, that'd take me a good ten
pages at least, and a huge phylisophical discussion..  I'm perfectly satisfied
with right now.  Although some things could be better, why worry?

if we no worry, we be happy.

ever swapped a car engine?

with what?

actually, i think that counts as both question and answer...

I think carson meant swapping a car engine with another car engine (see
his trip item in Agora).

Anybody ever swapped a car engine with another car engine?

I will have by this time tomorrow.

what do you do to stay awake during a nine hour car trip?

While I can't claim to have driven nine hours non stop, my 4.5 hour drive
back from Macinac Island (leaving at 10PM) after the hardest bike race
I've ever done sure felt like one.  The things I did to stay awake
weredrinking lots and lots of Mountain Dew (yuck!) and periodically
getting out of the car and running around the rest areas to get my blood
circulating again.  I also did stop at a gas station and took a 20 minute
nap when I got to the point where I really didn't think I could go any
more without falling asleep at the wheel.  I also find I'm much better at
staying awake when I'm driving than when I'm  a passenger.  That's good,
I think.

Would you want to take a non stop nine hour car trip?

seeing as I'd be doing so to see fireball and yagi, my answer is a
most resounding "YES!!"

of course, this begs the question: would you walk the 500 miles?

And I would walk 500 miles.  For what?  I don't think I can handle 500 FEET, 
ch less MILES

and i would walk 500 miles, and i would walk 500 more, just to be the man
who'd walk 1000 miles to fall down at your door.

why is yagi in the same place as fireball/

I loved that song.  Everytime I hear it I want to go iron myself a cheese
saitch.

Who is fireball and yagi ???

they are two people on grex.

I(in answer to eeyore's question- ask Carson, he told me, but I promptly
forgot.  <anne shrugs>)

Why did someone tell me that a meeting I was supposed to attend last night
was at 9:30pm when it was really at 7:30, and so by the time I got there
everyone had gone?  Why why??

same reason I went to see Yagi and HER!! in concert and missed them 
both.

do you deserve a break today?

Yes!  But i think it's over.

How long should I study for my midterm?

As long as necessary.

Are you all glad I'm back home... here... where I belong?

YES!! VERY!!

where's yagi?

In the very last place you look.

Why do bad things happen to good people?

because good people don't make bad things happen.

aren't birthday celebrations great?

oh, just peachy.

why does life suck so bad?

because if it sucked good, it wouldn't be life.

how the heck do you get from Ithaca to Bronxville?!?

car.

Can you think up a better question than I can?

no.

Pete and Repeat were sitting on a bridge. Pete fell over. Who 
was left?

who knows?

who cares?

I sure don't.

So, what's for dinner?

what ever can i can find.

anyone wanna come visit me at work tonight, and bring me dinner?

of course I WANT to, but I'm hardly in a state to do so. ;)

how soon can I come home?

As soon as you want to...

Why the HELL do I have stomach cramps right now?

because your body hates you.

why does my body also hate me?

I do not know.

Why do friends turn out to sometimes not be friends?

For the same reason enemies aren't enimies.

Isn't life delicious?

Only with sugar on it.

Do you eat more when you are nervous and under stress, or do you eat less?

since I didn't eat while I was driving in New York, I'd have to say I
eat less.

when was the last time you met someone new?

probablky when i started collage.

why do we keep coming up with really odd questions, and never answer them?

is it *really* 6+ hours from Ithaca to Pittsburgh?

I dunno, it could be I guess...

Why am I on Grex when I should be reading my Brit hist homework?

sprobably for the same reason that i am on grex while is should begoing
toclass.

and that reason is...?

Grex is addictive, we're all a bunch of lazy procrastinators, and
we'd RATHER do this than what we're SUPPOSED to be doing.

Have you ever been over the rainbow?
If so, do you have a map I can borrow?

no map for the rainbow. Sorry. :(

did you miss me?

Of course we did.   :)

Am I going to bed sometime soon?

I think so.

Same question, with me in mind.

probabbly not...you gotta work tonight, remember...?

why isn't mailworking properly?

because some bozo sent a sizable mailing to EVERYONE on Grex.

how soon before we've recovered from this, anyway?

Hard to say.

Am I going to do something productive today?

if you are like me, probably not.

btw, mail is fixed.

why couldn't i put that into a question?

because you like to lose big in Jeopardy.

when's your vacation?

You speak funny words.

Am I ever going to install this C compiler?

re:112

....dated the same girl for two years......three now......does not klnow whohe
is.......does not know what he wantes...does not know that almost everything he
does will hurt people....but he and I have a great time toghether so my point
is he has said many things that would cause us to be enemies....but deep inside
he might mean well my point is ..If I faugh over every issue we would not be
friends......... but if we looked for the people in this world who are waht
REAL friends should be we wouldnot have a lot of friends.............I feel I
feel that we should look for those certian people ...and once you find them
hold on to them........in some cases marry them but don't think too hard on all
the negative points people have cause you yourself are not
perfect............just hope that they will treat you like you should

enemyies...................my feelings are be as nice to all people nomatter
who..what..they are and you will feel better inside and that's all I have to
say about that

uh... let me ask the question....


what the %##$%@# was that?!?!?!

it looked like a response to #111 or #112. I'm not
certain. ;)

what are you doing with YOUR extra hour?

I thought I would sleep in, but my regimented body wouldn't let me.  SO 
I am not disturbing anyone and quietly grexing.

Since Amy didn't ask a new question, I will answer the same one she did. 
I spent my extra hour hanging with Carson, or sleeping, depending on
exactly where you count that extra hour as being.

What should I have done with my extra hour?

Oh jeez! I didn't even realize that was THIS item.  Guess I'm sleep 
deprived after all.  
Steve, you should have used your extra hour to reflect on ways you could 
improve yourself and the world, if only you had more 25-hour days.

Why DON'T I get more mail from Michigan? ;)

who knows?

why don't i ever sleep?

because you're awake.

were you actually awake for the time change?

Yep.


Is Amy going to freak when she gets a million letters from me?

Yes!   But then she will start an aggressive letter-writing campaign of
her own.

Is trying to help obstinate people at all worth the effort?

not until they switch.

what makes the sun seem to go up and down?

Magic.

Have you ever gone over 50 hours w/o sleep?

Yes.   It hurts.

Why do people deprive themselves of sleep?  It's free!

beczuse some of us have to go to school and make money.

are you going to forget to ask a question?

No.

Am I right to do this thing I do?

as long as you do it right.

what's the frequency, Kenneth?

3

why did i answer that when my name is not kenneth?

Because you felt like it.

Do I really want to go home this weekend?

i don't know...d

do you?

do I what?

I don't know, do you what or do you not what?

Oh, I dunno.

Should I know?


,

you should yes.

when was the last time you went on a road trip?

Uh.. official it was in April to NYC.
s/official/officially
a

Have you ever been on the edge before and lived to go beyond?

many a time.

who was the last person you talked to?

Talked to, or TALKED to?

TALKED to.

who was the last person you TALKED t o?

<I don't get the difference, but c'est la vie.)

Uh, that'd have to be lise.

Do you know who verbal REALLY is?

someone who isn't out-spoken. ;)

have you ever had a mint chocolate snowdrop cookie?

I'm eating one of them as I type.
Yes, they are verry delicious carson.

Are we really just dust in the wind?

nope. some of us are just dust on the ground.

are you sweet, pure, and innocent?

Yes, sometimes.

Why am I up so early?

I dunno.

why didn't you stop by for cookies?

Cause I didn't know you had them...  nobody told me... );

Why am I here when I should be writing a paper?

That's just how it IS.

How?

Magic.

when was your last gathering?

This last weekend.

Are you Verbal?

i was wondering that myself

so are you?

not terribly. I tend to be unannounced as well. Mind you, I'm not
looking at this adjectively.

when was the last time you lost a paycheck?

When my father died.

How do you do?

very well, thank you.

were you old enough to vote today?

yea.


do your memories fall like falling rain?

nope. no falling memories here.

what's the most important event relating to
your growing up?

i don't know that there is a most important...everything is important.

how did you lose a paycheck?

I didn't, carson did, you'll have to ask him...

How long can one's mbox be ignored?

not very long, when you are constantly sent odd things!

how many times can you forget to ask a question in the
Q&A item?

I can't forget.

How long can one keep baggering another?

as long as he/she wants to


when do you stop loving yourself?? and if you do what do you do to get
it/yourself back to what you were once??

You stop loving yourself when you feel worthless enough to be unloved.
I don't WANT to be what I once was, I wanna be different.

When will the screaming be done?

when you let it be done.

but when will  you let it stop?

I wish I knew.

Do you have a clue I can have?

sure!  why not!

which clue would you like?

how does one gerund stop this pain?

By dealing with it rationally and then letting it go.

Why can't doctors write legibly?

because they want us to find the answers and if we think they know it then we
able to find it in ourselves


Why do I not love my self ??
but why does my dog love me??

Because dogs are smarter than you?

no, because dogs are like cats and S.O.'s.

if you were to come into an inheritance on the order of, say,
$100,000, what would you do with it?

er...

use it................

What else would I do with it......give it back..burn it??????

those are all valid options.

what would you use $100,000 for?

College.

Isn't it the most wonderfullest thing that carson and i plan to go visiting in
January?

Yep.  It's great.  Visiting is wonderful.


Does carson have any more of thise awesome mint cookies?  Or could he give
me the recipie?

Yes.

What's going to happen if I quit this job?

You'll be in debt forever, which would be bad.

How do I talk my parents into letting me get a cat next year?

You already have one.  You shouldn't want so much.

Do I care?

(The magic eight-ball card surfaces).. "The future is hazy."

whydidyoudothat?

BECAUSE YOU NEVER STOP BY, YOU NEVER CALL, YOU NEVER WRITE, I NEVER
SEE YOU, AND I MISS YOU VISHY!!!!!!

The question is.... what did I do?

<yay! Jeopardy!>

Are you kidding?  Do I look like a blooming psychic?

Will I screw my head on straight now, FINALLY, and
caste off the old to put on the new?

too many question marks.

how often do blue moons occur?

I really don't know.

Will we ever find peace of mind?

I dunno...

(oh, and ger- why hould I want so much?  what makes you think I want that
much.  Besides I don't have a cat, my mom has a cat, and my sister does.)

The real question is- will I ever finish this term paper?

You'll finish this term, and hopefully the paper with it.

Will the Auburn Tigers beat the Alabama Crimson Tide today?

Of course they will Alabama is a bunch of rednecks, remember?

Why did Anne confuzzle me and somehow make me think she already had a
cat of her own?

(I guess it's not that much then... I's just confuzzled)

Well, I call Alex my cat, but he's more my mom's now.  He wouldn't
adjust well if I tried to get him to move from Midland to Ann Arbor.
Here I would make him be an indoor cat, at home he's an outside cat.
Besides, he's seven, and wouldn't adjust well to moving- period.  And
I want a new cat, one that likes me, Alex just tolerates me, and likes
my warm waterbed.

Is gerund still confuzzled??

Always.  But not about the cat issue any more.

Have you ever gone and opened a closing door?

yes all the time...... I have to at work.

Have you ever tried to get to the walk but couldn't make it cuz you didn't
know when the walk was?

nope. never. :)

you're about to make a very pivotal decision in your life. who do you
consult first?

Oh, you WOULD ask that.
Damn, I hate being an honest Gerund.
I'd consult Anne.

<sigh>


Did you ever try to be the leader of an Inbetween walk when Carson was
absent?

only sorta, and almost successfully at that.

Why am I in a bad mood?

.,

Because you haven't finished your term paper.

Why's Auburn hafta lose to a bunch of rednecks, anyway?

oh bother.

why haven't you?

but I *DID*.

what do you do when the person you'd usually consult before
making a REALLY BIG decision isn't available?

Wait until she is.

Are you pretty in pink?

Yes, I am.

Why isn't it sunny outside today?

because she is in grand rapids.

why is everybody being so mean to us poor rednecks???

I dunno.

What's the amplitude, Marvin?

i'm not marvin.

what's the frequency, kenneth?

i'm not kenneth.

darkness or light?

]well, it depends on what your type is!

so what is your type?

Darkness, no doubt.


Why bother?

Why not?

Will I survive this Thanksgiving?

Of course you will.  Why wouldn't YOU?

Prospice?

Shakespear


What's nu?
(and it's spelled right)

I don't nu.


Can I get a lil peace of mind, or do I have to go slowly mad?

You have to go slowly mad.

Why are my roomates being mean to me?

Because they're evil, and don't realize what a cool peter anne you are.

Why are things generally so depressing during the holidays?

Not enough cranberry sauce to go around.

Why does anne think I'm a typical male pig?

She doesn't.

What do I do?

What you have to do.

(oh, and fraizer, I DON'T think you're a typical male pig)

why did fraizer think I thought so little of him?

I must admit, I dunno.

why so many questions all of a sudden? ;)

this is not new, really...

and why not?

Because nu is frequency!


Now that I have my pictures, how long is it going to be before they are
all gone?

A long time.  It takes paper years to disintegrate under normal use.


Am I thinking too much?

Yes, much too much.


Should I go to my Celtic and Nordic Clas?

No.

How old am I?

Young.  Too young.  Grow up.  No... wait... grow younger.

I don't have a question.  Sue me.

<anne is calling her brother the almost lawyer (well, he's in law school)
and asking him to start the proceedings to sue gerund>


Can I go home now??? Pretty please!!!

Yes!  Go home and enjoy yourself!

What qualifies a person for Medicaid Waiver Benefits?

Oh, I should know... but i don't.

I still have no question.  se me some more.

it's a day where things don't seem to be going quite your
way. what do you do about it?

I usually come here and mope.
If it's bad enough I do that crying thing.  God I hate that.

How far is it to morning?

it is morning.

how far will you go to salvage a sagging relationship?

it depends on whom it's with...

Why don't you like Moutian Dew?

who, me?  it's because my body rbels against it!

Do you think cellular phone cause drain bammage?

what is bammage?

is that what bam-bam from the flinstones makes?  bammage?

Probably.


Why did meg forget to write questions in twice?

i don't know.  i'm tired and cranky and irritable right now.

does anybody want to mess with me?

Sure.  :)


Why am I so stupid?

Your not....

What is a good question to ask?

how many cookies does it take to cheer someone up?

Ohh....a lot of cookies

Why have I been gone so long? I just realized how much I've missed you guys!

Sometimes we all need to get away.

Can you squeeze me onto a page in your diary and psychologically save me?

sorry. no diary.

(BTW, today's the day. I don't have a choice. I *do* it.)

will we all cry while baking cookies?

I sure hope not...unless they're tears of joy.

Have I started a trend, wherein no one wants to enter a new question after
they've answered one?

No.

Did I succeed?

I don't know, but I hope so

Am I lonely for any good reason?

No, no good reason.

Are you tired of hearing Christmas music already?

haven't heard any yet.

is the monkey off my back now?

Doubtful.

Is evil just something you are, or something you do?

Evil can be either....just because a person does somthing evil doesn't
mean that, that person is evil. Although, I do know some really evil 
people........


Will we ever truly run out of questions?

No.

Give up or go forward?

If you give up things will keep going forward without you. Might as well go
with the flow.

Should I change my name to Moisha Michael Alex Terebello Helmethead Zachorria
Goldman?

If you really want to.....

When I finish reading "The Shining Ones" by David Eddings will I be caught up
with the rest of the grexers?

not until you read "Invitation To a Beheading."

where do I stand with you?

Oh, come on.  you're a friend.  Ask a hard question.  Something like:

Where do *I* stand with *you*?

you're a friend. do we communicate?

We'll work on it.

Have I communicated with you lately?

No not immediately lately, but in the not very remote past, yes.

Why does heavy fog make everything look so mystical?

It's the nature of the beast.

What makes you so sure of that?

Why, I consider myself quite the expert on the subject!

Have you ever loved a sandwich so much that you don't want to eat it 
because you'll miss it when it's gone?

No...

That's sick.

Umm...Why am I in such a bad mood today?

You didn't get enough sleep last night.

Would anyone like to recarpet my room?
and possible install a ceiling fan?

no, not really.

Did people have a nice thanksgiving?

I think they did.  *I* didn't.  But then
what did you expect?


Can you tell me... oh never mind.

I expected that I wouldn't be around losers at NUBS.

can I clear my account?

Explain what you mean.

Can I find someone who won't let go?  and mean it?

maybe.

how many computer nerds does it take to piss me off?

Probably very few.

So.. where do I start?
(don't tell me the beginning)

You start wherever the start is and whenever the start is.....

Why do I feel, this way about you?
Why is everyday a rainy day without you?
When will the time come to feel better?
Why hasn't my life changed since you left?
Why do I feel, this way about you?

Ah... Canis.... I never knew.


Have you mailed me lately?
If not, why not?
I miss hearing from you.

no, because I haven't felt the need.

power likes to ask a lot of sexually-charged questions. should
I bother answering him?

I dunno.  should you?

I shouldn't, but I do.

if I took anne some wonderful cookies, would she think me a 
wunnermuffin?

no comment


If I dumped Carson in the Huron River after killing him would some old coot
find him and would it become a short lived TV series called 'Ann Arbor'?

Most likely.

(oh, and carson if you brought me some wonderful cookies you be be
wunnermuffins, not a wunnermuffin, cause wunnermuffin is an adjective)

When will this term be over???

December 14th or 15th. Finals end on the 21st.

when will the Ann Arbor Public Schools close for winter break?

I duuno.

Did I do the right thing?

well, I'm still alive, so, uh, yeah.

power was wondering if you would like help with your TV special.

/rotfl

DID I do the right thing?

sure, why not.

what did you do?

Uh... The only thing I knew to do.

Am I going to get through the depression of having less chances to Grex
now that I'm living with my sister?

Only if your sister is a maniacle crazy woman who straps you to a bed, 
smashes your kneecaps, makes you write your next novel about her, and-
                                 ...wait. That's something else.

Mayo or Miracle Whip?

Mayo

fact or fiction?

Fiction

Why am I so tired?

Tiring times?

Yes,  peculiarly exhausting times.

Do I have chronic fatigue sydrome, or am I just paranoid because I work
in a hospital?

yes

How long does it take for ibuprofen to kick into effect?

not long enough.

ever made chocolate chip cookies in a muffin pan?

No.

Have you ever suddenly realized you've been too close to something and
couldn't see things clearly because you were only seeing it from your own
limited perspective?

Yes.

Is DOING or BEING something you can DO or BE simply by saying, "I will now do
X.", or "I will now be X."?

If you want to Do or Be that badly, and you realize your own potential to
fashion your situation, then overwhelmingly Yes.  Of course, you must also
display the appropriate actions for someone in your new position.

Gads, do I always sound this sure of myself?

Most the time.

Will the nex!t person please shoot me?

I most certainly will NOT.


This is going to be a good day, ISN'T IT?

I hope it WAS, as it's already over and we are well on our way to being in the
new day.

Why do I hate to cook, but love to bake Christmas cookies?

there is a differrANCE BETWEEN baking and cooking.

why doies my back hurt so much?

Maybe because You've strained it.

Am I coming down with something that's going to be VERY nasty?

I certainly hope not.

Why the hell won't you shoot me, Gerund?
Please?

Absolutely not!!

Any body want me to do a tarot reading for them?  I just got a new deck!!

Sure, why not?

Uh, no, that wasn't my question.  :)

I'm really sick, but I can't afford a doctor.  what should I do?

Go to a public hospital ER that is legally bound to accept indigent and 
partial-pay patients.  Call 'em up and ask if they are Hill-Burton or
Medicaid, and a "YES" to those questions means they have to accept 
no or partial payment for services rendered because they receive federal
funding.  Don't go to a private hospital.  They employ collection agents
named "Vince the Pick"  and the like.

Aren't you glad *I* got to answer your question?
Don't you think there should be some type of public insurance for people
who can't afford health care but get sick anyway?

Yes, I most definitely think there should be~!!

Can I go home now?

nope. sorry.  can't.

anne, what's going to happen over x-mas break when you and val are at home??

They're going to be camper happys.

Isn't it wonderful to be alive sometimes?

yes, sometimes it is... <anne smiles>
 (Meg, we just won't have class, I suppose)

Will someone congratulate me for getting all the classes I wanted when
I registered earlier today?

Congrats, anne.....how many hours are you taking????

I'm not.  ;)

Will I find the strength to do this thing?
(don't ask what it is.... please?)

gerund, we love you so we have to ask.

so what is it?///

i dunno, ger will have to answer if he so desires.

(arnster- I'
m (oops_ I'm taking 14 credit hours- which is four classes.)


It is the last week of classes, so should I attempt to go to all of them and
not skip any?

Sigh...
What do YOU think?

(Is it cuz you love me, or cuz you're curious as heck?  huh?  :)  )         

(What's the thing?  Being Gerund... that's the thing.)

We're curious as heck *because* we love you, silly!  :)

Should I give in to the creeping terror that is filling my mind with 
madness, paranoia, and general mental illness?  Or should I behave like 
a normal, responsible person and get some help ,like, quick??
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

re #321....do your finals start on Monday then?  My 12.5 hr. load this semester
has been absolutely wonderful...this is what I had my eye on when I took
76 hrs. my first two years in college!  It's given me the time to be able
to relax, yet have plenty of time to devote to studying for classes (which I
really haven't done much of this semester)!  We start our finals one week
from today, except for my badmitton final (my favorite class!), which
is tommorrow.  I guess I should study for it!  I really don't see the 
necessity in a written badmitton final!

No, I gave up finals two years ago when they granted me my degree.  It was the
best thing I ever did for my collective sanity.

Will it ever get appropriately cold down here for Christmas?

come to michigan...you'll get you're cold!

wanna trade places, alfee?

My name's not Alfee.  Trade places?  Uh... maybe next lifetime, but I think
I'd get the better deal.

When is my sister going to SHUT UP and stop yelling at the kids?

When she does, and not before then..

re #324, my finals start... well I have a paper due the12th, a final the
12th, a final the 16th, and a final the 22nd.. that's right folks I will
be in Ann Arbor until the 22nd of December!  When am I supposed to
Christimas shop?????

youre not...actual,ly, dec 24!

Why does it seem like everyone is miserable right now?

it may seem like it, but it isn't true- I'm not miserable...

How long does it take you to get dressed in the morning?

.,

Are you kidding?  it takes me all day just to wake up.


Did you know that lil Gerund is actually feeling kinda ko, even though you
can't quite see it?

If it makes you fel any better anne, my last final is on the 20th at 6 p.m.
...the last finals time possible....and my first final is at the first
possible finals time....7:30 a.m. on
thursday.....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hey... arnster, honey... read the title of this item...
ANSWER AND ASK!!!!!!!!!!

How's your sex life?
(i know... i know... i couldn't resist though....)

I'm a virgin in my left ear.

Is gerund still feeling ko?

Gerund is still ko...

Does Christmas depress you and yet uplift you too?

re #334....I'm sorrry about the drift....as far as my sex life, it's
non-existant.....I need a girlfriend first!!!!  But, that'll come
SOMEDAY again...no rush here.....Women just cause me stress!!!
Gerund, how's yours?  (arnster smiles as he throws the ? back...)

Christmas just uplifts me, after presents I feel a little down, but then
my birthday is two weeks after that...

Why am I here and not studying?

Because it's meant to be that way.

arnster... never mind.

What will it be like to be one of the girls today?

well, considering that there will be another guy around, it won't be
all girls... 

What is it about grex that is so addicting?!?!?!?!

People.

(well, i'm sure he'll want to be one of the girls too.  ;)   )

Are you proceeding forward in all your beliefs?

I haven't been convinced yet.

My left hand hurts. Is it broken? <wimper>

Doubtful.

Wasn't Sunday just a wonderfully fun time, all in all?

Yes, it most certainly was!!  I had a most delightful time, and got a
wonderful backrub!  

What more could we have asked for?

Not much.  not much at all.


How many times have YOU seen Brad, er... IWTV?

only once, but i've seen him in something else....

did any of you know that little women was coming out as a movie, starring
winona rider, and CHRISTIAN BALE!!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!

Christain Bale?  I knew the movie was coming out, but I didn't know that
HE was in it!!  Now I  must see it!  Kristen Dunst (Claudia from IWTV)
is in it too.

My two roommates are sick, am I gonna get sick too?

Stay away from them.

You might still get sick though.. it's going round.


I'm at a loss.  what do I do?

Come to a find.

Will I ever have a functional monitor again?

of course you will!

anney, do you wanna get a big group of us together and go siee it...just for
the sake of seeing christian bale?

Yes, I think that is a must!!!!
(oh, Eeyore- we is reviewing tonight, so you wanna come over early-ish?

 oops... )

Any body got any cold medicine? (I got sick)

i have nyquyill.....in my backback....

Sigh... no question for lil gerundy.

Did i get everyone sick Sunday?

No, I got sick on Monday, or something like that... yeah- today's 
Tuesday, and I got sick yesterday, that means I got sick on Monday!

Anyway, well, let's see a question, I need to ask a question.
When is butting in for a friend helpful, and when is it none of their
business?

It's none of their business when you decide it's none of their business.
It's their business if you want their 'buttin in'.
Just remember most friends 'butt in' out of pure motives.


And now I need to ask one....
When you love someone very much, but know your very presence is causing
them problems, how do you pull away?

I get to go to this one...I've missed so many movies as a group!
besides, I remember *loving* that book when I read it...I cried when
Beth died.
If you honestly believe that butting in will save your friend a lot
of pain, go for it.
re #355:  No idea.

Question?

SHE!! said YES!! :) :) :)

should I feel silly for waiting so long?

Yes.
Very.


Who was the last Grexer you saw?

carson:  yes.  but anyway...CONGRATULATIONS!

The last Grexer I saw was either Carson or Gerund.

Will I go nuts before I get my new computer?

(360 slipped in)

I doubt it.  You've got a level head.

Will I get some laudry cleaned today?

probably.

(congrat's, carson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

When will carson tell us all in great detail?

When he feels you're entitled to it.

Good Lord, ain't it Christmas yet?

it's coming up too soon. I haven't gotten a gift for that brand-new
special someone yet.

um, what's a great detail, and how do I get in?

Veddy carefully.

what's a good recipe for making gingerbread cookies?

Uh, I dunno, but you'll find one, I'm sure.


What am I going to do about this toothe ache?

The only thing you can do. PULL 'EM OUT! Try Dr. Pullam. On his card it
says "Beats a door and a string!"

Was it Col. Mustard in the ballroom with the candlestick?

The ballroom with his, er the candlestick...?  how... uh.. suggestive.
I hope not.


Have I been hanging around Russ and Carson too much?

yes.

do you think SHE!!'ll appreciate the gingerbread men?

She appreciates YOU doesn't she?  I think she'll appreciate THEM even more.
heh heh heh


Was 10:45pm just a TAD bit too late?

A tad bit too late for what?

am I going to do well on my exam in... half an hour?

A tad bit too late to be bringing Emma cookies.
I sincerely hope you do well on your exam.
You should do just fine.


Where is YOUR safe place?
Where do YOU go when you need to feel 100% secure?

Your bed.  Or your best friend's house.  Either way, bring your favorite
music along.  And something to eat.  And a good book.  no better cure for
any bad mood.  'cept a good hug.

Will Christmas never come!!?!?!???!??!??!!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!?!?

No.  Bah Humbug.


Why is it I have the hardest time being happy when I have EVERY reason in the
world to be happy?

because you don't have *EVERY* reason.

what are you doing for New Year's?

Make a New Year's Resolution then break it before midnight. :)

Are you every really prepared for your parents' death?

I wouldn't know.

are you a newbie?

No, I'm an oldie.

What are you doing?

Contemplating life with a bottle of Johnny Walker.

Is it time to get going?

It's time to do something.


When you say it's gonna happen now...
well when exactly do you mean?

I mean NOW.

do you get mad or do you get even?

both  ;)

Now Lady Jane, remeber to ask a question when you respond... First you
anser the questions, then ask a new one.

In your family, do you open presents on Christmas day, or on Christmas
Eve?

We open on Christmas Eve but we do it after midnight so it's technically
Christmas. *WHEW!*

Is it just me, or is it hot in here?

Oh, it's very hot.

Why do I?

Because once a very long time ago you chose not to, and it has haunted you

What would you suggest as the album of the year?

that's a tough one. I don't remember picking up anything new this year
that I really liked. For me, it was a blah year musically.

what did you get your special someone this year?

Mad.


Can I go back to sleep now?

If you really want to.

Why can I not find a nice pagan guy?

they don't exist.

(actually, they're taken. I was just corrected by one of them.)

why would you want to pay again and again?

Because you are a glutton for punishment.

Why is my mom so sad all the time now?

she may be lonely. she may be tired. she may think no one cares about
her or appreciates her.

have you told someone you love them today?

No. :(  But today's only a few hours old.  I'll tell someone.

Are you all glad that I've decided to start conferencing again?

I am.

If you're not as nice as Mr. Nice Guy, but not quite as mean as
Mr. Not-So-Nice Guy, are you still OK?

You're okay.

Do I make any sense at six in the morning?

you seem to to me. Then again, I'm not right there, so I
guess I'm not a good judge of that sort of thing.

are chocolate covered chocolate chocolate chip cookies overkill?

yeah.

Is life overkill?

Nope.

how many responses is this item going to get up to before it is frozen
and restarted?
(Just curious)

lots.
What's wrong with me?  (yes, I want the list)

Nothing.  You're you and that's NOT wrong.

What's your greatest fear?

fear itself.

when your brother calls you early in the morning, after you've
just worked the midnight shift, is it out of love?

No, it's out of order.

Is hope just stringing me along once again?

Most likely, hope can have a way of doing that.

When is enough enough?

now

why does anne think that gerund is being strung along by hope?

I've no idea.

if someone who loves you very much gives you burnt gingerbread
cookies, how often do you have to tell yourself that it's the
thought that counts before you throw the cookies out for the
birds?

At least six or seven hundred times.... but don't tell the loved one that
the birds ate them... could be bad...

Can I have a dose of sanity, pleasE?

Sanity does bad things to people. It makes them NORMAL! Ugh!
(Not today anne.)

Is this question mark blinking, or am I seeing things?--> 
?

you are definitely seeing THINGS


Did I deserve what has resulted?
Is it really all my fault, like everyone makes me think?
Am I right to kill myself?

I think wether you deserved what you got or not, its happened, so you just
have to cope with it now. Deserving isn't a factor anymore.
Nothing is ALL anyones fault. You can't be that bad a person.
No

Why do items have to be frozen and restated when they get to big?

They don't.

why did my pineapple have to go bad?

You weren't true to it.


Why don't I DO?

because you don't.

can you send mail to swa to thank her for giving me a
recipe for peanut butter cookies on such short notice?

Well, I suppose I *could*...
(You're welcome.)

How were the cookies?

well, in... three minutes, they'll be coming out of the oven.

can I let you know after I take them out?

That would perhaps be better then putting your head in the oven
to find out... <grin>

yeah

the cookies were good.

are you paving the road to hell?

Yes.

Are you following me?

Yes, but I'm getting sidetracked.

Where am I?

i have no clue

what am i?

a good caring individual that I call friend.

have you seen "Heavenly Creatures" yet?

I've seen lots of heavenly creatures in my time, but I don't think that's what
you meant.

Well, now what?

I guess I go back to bed.

When exactly *does* Yagi get back?

Not soon enough.

Why is it so hard to catch up on Grex after being gone for a week?

Because people have nothing better to do than to sit at their computer
and talk to  people they can't even see. Like me for example. :)

Is it too late for me?

Only you know.

Have your days ever been darker?

oh most definitely, it's even darker at night, check it out some time...

will I freeze tomorrow when I go to minnesota?? (it's cold enough here!)

No, not unless you plan on sleeping outside.

Will I ever get through to Ann?

heh.

have you seen "Pulp Fiction?"

No.

(wrong ann carson, note spelling)

When will someone tell ME what's so funny?

I don't know...but let me know what it is if you ever find out!

Why is it that no matter where I am, I always miss **someone**?

Because you're such a loveable person, of course!

why can't I ever seem to get everything done?

Because if God had intended us to get everything done, He would have made us
so that we don't require sleep.

Am I asking too many questions?

of course not!

why is it that eastern's beurocrocy is hellish?

It *is* a college.

Do you watch A & E?

when I was younger.

can I go on a small overnight trip with two members of the
opposite sex and still be sweet, pure, and innocent lil' ol'
moi?

Yes.


Was I ever sweet, pure,  and innocent lil' ol' moi?

dunno.

if I made an apple spice cake with carmel walnut sauce to top
it for this week's walk, would you come?

No, but it has nothing to do with what I'm sure is a delicious apple
spice cake with carmel walnut sauce on top.

Am I hated as much as I think I am?

not by me.

brotha can you spare a dime?

No, but I can spend one.

Where does the time go?

The past

Would your mentality be drastically effected by my death?
I know mine would.

you just answered your own question.

why is it that i'm so alone?

Because you don't get out enough, because everyone feels lonely at times,
because sometimes independance makes things harder...because sometimes thats
the way things are

did I just do a really bad job answering that question?

you did a great job, unfortunately it probably didn't help much.


Why do the memories come to and fro, and NEVER want to go?

Because they like to linger...

Why do I keep getting bloody noses, and why did I just throw up>

I hope it's not because you get beat up.

would you feel really bad if you missed your first class?

depends on whether there were serious consequences...if not, no.

why is it that my love life is *always* a mess?

it's the nature of love lives

Are you going to bed soon?

nope.

Why can't I have a love life?

Take mine...


Still want one?

yes, my own. :) :) :)

What was the last book you read by Dr. Seuss?

I don't recall.

Ever try to Grex while on pain killers?

I haven't had a painkiller in years.

why do tortes look better after having been in the refrigerator?

They are more solid, more firm, no this isn't a sex allegory

Why does my dad think I'm too reclusive?

maybe you are....

why is it that nobody bothers to explain to me what is happening to my life?

it's hard to explain...

Is it about time for me to get a life?

Yes, of course it is.

Why is it that life is unexplainable?

Because if it was, what fun would living it be?

not much.

did I thank yagi enough for lettimg me practice my two-handed
dip on her before using it on HER!!?

Well if you didn't, your thanking her now...

Why won't she talk to me?

maybe she's not ready to.

what are you going to do when school starts?

Go to school, when school starts for me anyhow.

Do you have a plan for your life?

No....that would make it boring...

Am I just going to have to act like nothings wrong?

No. Just act like you don't care.

Am I a totally insensitive human being?

pribly not. humans, while sometimes extremist, are rarely perfect
in their extremism.

have you beaten your kid today?

No, not yet, I'm waiting till bedtime.

Have you taken a nap today?

unfortunately not.

why is it that guys seen to think that i am only good as a friend?

Because they don't know what they're missing!!!

Why am I here instead of organising?

Because everything is a big mess and dealing is never easy.


When do you bite the bullet?

When the gun goes off.

How in the hell did I end up here?

You took a wrong turn off of m-net?

Where do we go from here?

to poughkipskee

is that how you spell it?

(and this is megh...

I know kyle Erskine, and that is how you spell it

Why is it that everytime I hear the song "Hillbilly rag" or the song
"cigarette blues" or I see my friend Jaime smiling, I always smile?

because some music does that to people!

why is it face never answers the questions like he's supppsed to?

How am I supposed to?

that's a hard one to answer, face....:)

o.k...i need an answer from a male on this one...why am i only l'il sis
material????

I wasn't aware that you were.

Should I really be spending so much time on Grex?

yup!

do you really want to be around tomorrow when carson and i make our rounds
with the cake we just made?

If you're taking it to Pioneer, as you said in the announcements item,
then I don't.

Why does Meg think she's only "l'il sis material?"

I dunno.

I don't think she is, however I am little brother material. On more than a 
million occaisions, I have been approached by people who say "Your Dylan 
Goldman's brother?" OooH...THAT  pisses me off.

Why am I only little brother material?

because the big brother wasn't good enough to break the mold.

what in the world made me agree to get up bright and early to
go to a place I curse in my sleep?

because you're willing to help me take the cake in! 

(steve..the answer is because yet another male has decided that he just
wants to be friends, unlike what he was origionally talking aboiut...)

why is it that i'm getting some VERY interesting line noise from
the damn vax system?

maybe it likes you.

are you up past your bedtime?

I never sleep.

What am I doing?

not enough.

is eeyore OK?

I dunno, but the same thing that has just happened to Eeyore has happened to me
Except she doesn't really want to be my friend, she wants to be my enemy,
whivch in some ways is a lot easier.

Why does my nose itch?

it's probobaly irritated by some sort of small object.

what time is it?

yes, eeyore, was just asleep!

why didn't more people stop by pi-hi to say hi and eat cake?  :)

I didn't even know you were there!  I would have, dammit.

Is eeyore related to eeyore ass guzzler?

I'm not gonna answer that.


The question of what was answered... sorta.
Now the question of how.
How do I proceed?

With caution.

Where are my manners?

Ask miss manners

Why are we off the net?

I dunno...

When will I see you, again?

Whenever I run into you.

Why didn't carson and eeyore bring the cake somewhere where I could eat
it, like Community? ;)

I dunno....

Where have all the flowers gone?

young girls pick them, every one.

what in hell did you mean in 495????

Well I DIDN"T WRITE IT.

When will this cold go away?

When it gets warm.

Have you ever been somewhere over the rainbow?

no.

why do I continue to put up with pathetic wastes of flesh
when I know I don't have to anymore because I have some
who will care about me whether I'm overly nice or not?

I dunno.

Will you pay my interest until 1996?

no.

is it better to have tried and have failed than to have waited
and tried when one is ready to?

I dunno.  I don't.  Yet.


Do you sleep well?

very well, and with some really cool dreams, recently.

when was the last time you took a test for sexually transmitted
diseases?

not recently enough probably.


Uh... 
Are you a snob?

i hope not!

am i?

You most certainly are not!
Oh...eeyore ass guzzler is a band that does really weird, country type stuff,
but its diferent...I have one of their records. They are really scary. I don't
mean anything bad by it, Eeyore, you are rad, it was just a question I had to
ask...and if you ever come upon it, don't get an eeyore ass guzzler record, 
they give you nightmares

Is everyone happy with that explanation?

I guess I am.

Why can't I be you?

gerund, do  you really wnat to be an 18 year old female with a fucked-up
life?

(yes, face, i am.  :)

why can't i finda less confusing life?

That's a darn good question...I'm beginning to wonder the same about myself.

And you can't be me because if you were, you'd find out the rewards are few
and far between.

Why is the word "Bananafish" stuck in my head?

posthypnotic suggestion.

are you ready to be kicked in the teeth?

No, I'd rather they just pull the bad one.


Do you like toast with strawberry jam and butter?

Ehh...not really.

Y'know I had gotten the word bananafish outta my head, until I saw that 
response, now I wanna say it again. D'oh!

What are the politics of time?

Non sequitor


How often do you answer these questions?

way too often.

why in hell BANANAFISH?????????

Uhh...why not?

I agree.

would you be in favor of a law mandating "social recycling" at, oh, say,
age 18 if you haven't made any sort of effort to better your life?

I dunno, I guess so, because most people in this country are too apathetic
to do anything for themselves.

<question?>

What the hell?

Helll is an unpleasantly warm place where bad people go after they die.

Why doesn't anyone ever say "What the heaven?"?

because they say, "what in heaven...?"

so... what are you doing this weekend?

working....working....going o the grex thingie...working....

what are numbers?

quantities of something.

which sorts of apples are tart?

the kinds you put in pies, of course!

what do I do now?  help!

no. you didn't help me. :(

have you hugged someone today?

No one to hug.


What are you going to do today?

I am going to do something with ernie. my friend.

if I throw up, will you ever forgive me?

yeah. even if you ended up heaving on me, I think we'd
still work things out.

is power really foolish for buying the line that he's having
a "more physical relationship" with me than SHE!! is? :)

who knows.

why does everybody seem to think that relationships need to be based on sex?

They do?

For the most part.

Why do dumb songs stick in my head?

maybe you listen to them a lot.

what makes you happy?

Music, caring, understanding

I think I just really fucked up a bit ago. What can I do?

Doing my very best to talk to people when they are depressed and sad
and trying to cheer them up by being there for them.


What do you do when you are depressed and sad?

darn... response 539 slipped in on me.
so I'll answer it.
All you can do is do your very best to correct the fuck up, and live
with what can't be corrected.

My question stands:

What do you do when you are depressed and sad?

Wallow in freakish misery, write, break guitar strings.

I am too scared to think. What do I do then? Panic?

calm down, smack yourself a few times, and then get on with life.

how did we get so cheerful?  ;)

Sever beatings, Lobotomies, Lab Lob Otomies :) Just all sortds of good stuff.

Why  am I able to waste my energy?

because you have it.

when was the last time you saw a nude?

humanities art history, of course!

why is it that all of a sudden my love life's gone from neutral to overdrive?

Because its about time I guess.

Why has my love life come to a screeching hault for reasons beyond my ex
planation?

because it's time to refill your gas tank.

do you compare yourself to other people?

why?

because this is the Question and Answer item, and I'm supposed
to ask a question after I give an answer.

do you have a problem with that?

yes!  i do!  :)

why does life exist?

Oh geez...I dunno, that's too hard a question to answer. It exists because
things came together a long time ago and made stuff happen.

What did Carson mean "Maybe its time to refill your gas tank"?

When I say it's time to refill a gas tank, it's usually because it's
nearing empty.

Why am I sick?

Jeez...uhh...there are viruses in your body, and your defenses have gone up,
and your natural defenses are making you sick.

Umm...HEY CARSON! What did you mean!?

well, you said that your love life had come to a screeching halt.
maybe you need to find love in your life again to get things
going again. I'm sure you will.

when was the last time you had to use a fire extinguisher?

I never have

What is black and whit and red all over?

A bleeding zebra.


Do you read Sandman?

wehat is sandman?

do any of you know how to play robotech?

NOT FAIR TO ASK MORE THAN ONE QUESTION AT A TIME!

will you answer one of eeyore's questions for me?

well, i could try, but....

will you polay robotech....sSOMEBODY?????????

maybe if you told me why you all of a sudden have this
grandiose desire to spend your time immersed in a 
timesink like rpg's.

can I be rude now?

no!!!!!

and i love robotech!

will you play it with me?

I don't know how.

What soes carson know about timesinks?  (can i be rude too?)

only from personal experience. there's a lot of time in childhood.

have you ever lost a day in your life?

I've lost a lot of days in my life.

Have you ever felt totally helpless?

Oh bunches of times.

Have you ever felt totally hopeless?

Actually, no, I have never felt totally helpless... I always figured that
some how I could get myself out of.. whatever...

What do I do now?

What Anne Perry would do.


Do you think things happen by fate or by destiny or by neither?

Things just happen...

Have you ever read Dylan Thomas.
???

nope. haven't.

who said that "up" was the correct position for 
a toilet seat, anyway?

Because god rode down on a cloud and screamed to all gothic toilet people
"Put the seat up, gosh darnit" then he realized this made NO sense, and he 
left.

Why do I look so funny?

this item really should be locked and frozen .................. way toooooo
big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but I do have a question

why does almost everything in life right now deal with sex and the drivfe to
get it/more.

?????

I'm not answering until mine gets answered first.

#571:  only because you think you do. I've never thought so, not even behind
        your back. ;)

#572:  it's not that big. ;) anyway, you were wondering... it probably has to
        do partly with the stage of your life you're going through. it's not
        so much that everything is dealing with sex, but rather that you're 
        noticing and around the things that do.

when was the last time you went for a walk?

I walked home from work today.

Why is the Ann Arbor Public Schoolss beurocracy such a pain?

because it's a bureaucracy, of course!

how do you get rid of senioritis?

graduate.

what sort of cookies did you last bake?

I don't remember but it was at your place.


Do you like to provoke people?

of course!

what else is there to do?

live and die

Have you kissed someone lately?

yup.

why did i do it, though?

feelin' groovy.

if you were to use a condom, what brand would it be?

Hmm...I can't field this one. I'd have to say I know LESS about condoms than
your average adolescent male. Uhh...Trojans

if you could have any dessert in the world, what would it be?

that's a tough one--I'd have to say mud(chocolate pudding, Oreos,
chocolate chips, etc.  all mixed together) with adam--er, I mean,
um, whipped cream on top.  Yeah.  That's it!

What's the stupidest question anyone ever asked you?

"have you told HER!! yet?!?"

Told HER!! what?!?!

That he liked HER!!

Should I regret mistakes I've made, or learn from them?

Yes.

Should I go to bed now?

like, fatal, dude.

why are Merit's dialout modems being so screwy?

because it was REALLY windy.

how early do you get up for school?

too damn early

why am i so damn exhausted?

who knows....probably because i need more sleep

what do you do when a third party informs you that you are dating the party of
thesecond....and the party of the second has failed to mention this little
tidbit of info toy?

Be confused and ask the question in a manner that makes more sense to face.

Why do relationships suck?

I don't know...which one(s) am I going out with?

I don't know....what do you(s) mean?

not a clue. Woodroofian has always been over my head. ;)

have you checcked your oil lately?.

no, and i need to....

why are relationships so damn confusing?

I dunno. 

Why does someone like me when they're already together with somone else?

guess they're not satisfied with their current relationship...either that
or other people are having the same problems I am...

when did this item start being devoted to relationship problems?

when questions were asked about such.

when was the last time you saw a goat eat chocolate?

At your place, when a goat was there.


Read any good books lately?

no....too much tio do.

why are hugs so fun?

depends on who you're hugging!  ;)  

Have you hugged your quota today?

gee, that sounds really affectionate! Here I was using silly terms
of endearment like "HER!!" when I could have called her "quota!" ;)

do you have a hug to spare?

yes I have read a good book. COUPLEHOOD.. by paul reiser and Don;t stand
too close to a nakes man.

and no I have not kissed or been kissed ina LONG time. nor huggd!  :(
DAMN I miss those huggs and kisses..

why is it I only date women for a year then do not date again for 6 mo. then
date for a year ..........etc... thsi cycle has been going on for too damn
long....
 WHY?????   
 why is it so hard for me to find someone as nice as my last girlfriend??
 why do I not just settel with someone for now??

because you won't settle for anything but the best.

why do some people feel the need to take any cheap trick
tossed their way?

probably because they feel that they need to prove themselves to somebody, poor
souls!


why is it that carolyn and i have the same problems at the same time, even
though we are living 250 miles (sigh) away from each other????

You see what you want to see.

Have you ever written a Snail Mail letter to a friend you made on Grex...
someone you've never actually met?

not yet...but i'm sure that i will soon!

why is grex so slow tonight?

There are lots of people logged in.

Why was I tired all day, even though I got far more sleep last night than
I usually do?

you probably got too much sleep.

why is so important to be the best?

nothing else worth living for, I guess.

how much company is there at the bottom?

Lots

Will it all work out in the end?

yeah.

if you love someone, do you set them free?

yes.


Do you like root beer?

Yes, I do like root beer...

anybody else like playing with lighters?

Immesly so.




Does love ever truly end?

for you.

when was the last time you hugged someone?

last night


Why am I up when I have to be friendly to people tomorrow?

you want that "loose" feeling naturally via sleep deprivation.

when was the last time you hugged someone of the same sex?

Believe it or not, the last time I hugged Brighn.


Do you have nephews?

no...at least, I would hope not!

when you've hurt someone because you didn't know what was going on, what
do you do about it?

Appoligize and explain.... quietly

When will I get my life together?

You never fully will... it's the trying that matters.

What's your best atribute?

12 inches.

when was the last time you baked a loaf of bread?

Never have


Have you gotten the answer you were looking for?

Not quite

Why does my heart hurt? (figuratively)

because it hasn't healed.

what becomes of the brokenhearted?

They join Sgt. Pepper's Lonlyhearts Club Band.

Does carson ever take anything seriously?

sometimes it is better to look at things from a different angle.

why does it feel as if everything around me is moving, and leaving me sitting
here?

 not everthing is moving.
cause I feel the same way
and if I think I am sitting here to then we are toghther.


does some one know why I think so highly of everybody else and so 
low about myself...?

living vicariously.

if you could tell someone how wonderful s/he is in forty words
or less, what would they be?

You are so great its beyond words...

Hamma hamma ixnay?

Otnay aya ueclay.

when kissing, does it matter if you've had a breath mint in the
past hour or not?

not at all!

why have there been so few new responses to grex in the past few days?

Something must be wrong with Grex...

r636: I kissed someone yesterday right when they woke up. Tasted the same to
me...

Am I losing my mind, or am I just running out of patience?

you're probably running out of patience. at this point in
time, it's a good thing to do. go for it.

what would someone have to do in order for you to tell
them to fuck off and actually mean it?

Guess.


Do you like the things that life is showing you?

Not entirely.




How do you communicate your feelings and have someone actually understand?

ask them if they understand. tell them to interrupt if they need to.
ask them to work with you and to not hesitate to "put words in your
mouth," because if they know what you're about to say, they pribly
have a good idea of how you're feeling, and you'll know that you're
getting somewhere.

when was the last time you told someone to fuck off and actually
meant it?

ummm...about ttwo years ago..to a guy i went to high school with.  he was
smart and left me alone after that.

why are colds so damn miserable?????

because you let them be.

where did you last take a trip to?

Downtown ann arbor about 15 minutes ago

What will make her come to her senses?

it took a letter written from the depths of despair and everyone around me
getting hurt before I came to mine...

why am I so indecently happy lately?  :)

Because your life is going better than your friends lives in comparison to
your life prior to this date....


When will the vomit conference come alive again?
When will my girlfriend be ungrounded?? 

Never
When her parents realize what bastards their being.

When will I come to my senses?

you're already there. you just need to use them to know that
they're there.

how could I have squeezed the word "their" into the above sentence?

my brains are not working enough to really care  at this point.

when will pink floyd come on tour again?

my brain is working too well for me to really care at this point.

one flower or two?

I'm a 12 flower guy myself.

Why does growth hurt?

it leaves stretch marks.

was that good?

was what good?

why does everybody's lives seem to be moving while mine stands still?

Mine is standing still too.

How much sleep do you tend to get?

A certain amount.

Don't you hate when people watch you grex over your shoulder?

No, because that's how I learned to Grex, and I wish more 
people would take the time to learn that way instead of 
performing Stupid Newbie Tricks.

"."

no kidding...i *really* hate people I don't know who continually ntalk me!

Will I ever get my paper done and my midterm studied for?
Wait a minute...I don't want to know the answer to that!

oh, you probably will. I'll root for you.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll
pop?

The world may never know.

What's the most important thing in the world to you?

Jessica.

what would I do to you if you took that away from me?

Cry

What will I do now that the most important thing in the world has been taken
from me?

Cry a lot, then find something else.

What do I do since nothing is very important to me?

Become very cynical and make snide remarks about everything!

Why am Iin such a bad mood today?  :(

probably because i am.

why is it almost everybody who is important to me seems to be really sick
or really depressed right now?

because someone isn't, which means it can't be everybody. :) :) :)

when was the last time you told me a story?

I think I never have told you a story, and if I ever do it'll be boring.

Why can't I think?

I'm thinking for you.

is face going to be in another band now?

I hope so. We can't afford to keep losing musical talent.

Have you heard shaymu and ziggy play yet?

nope...:(

why were ther only one response in a 24 housr period?

People have stuff to do.

I am in another band called los murcielagos (The bats)

Whgy`
oops....lets try that again.
Why is love so hard?

it takes practice, just like everything else in life.

doesn't gerund look like OJ Simpson? This just occurred to me.
NOt that I think there's a connection or anything... ;)

No, he really doesn't.

Isn't Carson being an Asshole, and I do mean with a capital A?

On second thought, no... but he seems to be going out of the way to
bait Gerund.

Why is he doing this?

doing what?

baiting Gerund.

I hadn't noticed. Is that "de-bait-able"? ;)

Is that a really, REALLY bad pun?

yes. 

when are we going to start the "jeopardy" item?

doo-Doo-doo-doo, doo Dooo-doo....

what shall I major in, and how many years should I take to finish?

I don't know what you should major in. If you're not on your
way to finishing grad studies in 3 years, take 4. Try to have
an out-of-school experience (either work or internship or
something) while in school. If you become a graduate student,
take as long as you can. Don't let life get in the way of your
education.

have you ever inhaled a blowgun?

not recently.

why are 17 year old males so stupid?????????

because they're not men.

why do I bother?

because you're too realistic to give up hope.

Was I the 17 year old male being referred to?

you'd better not have been.

why are some people so overly sensitive and paranoid?

Mostly because of pent-up sexual frustration.

How long has it been?

Depending on what you're referring to:  Way too long, or not long enough!

What's wrong with me?  :(

You think somethings wrong with you.

Why doesn't she like me anymore?

Only you know that.

Why does lynne think something is wrong with her?

sory  I'm responding to a post form a while ago.

what would I sdo if the most important thing was taken from me.
well right now I have nothing IMPORTANT. 
so I'm looking. I once found somehting VERY close
to that but. we were young and I am very stupid

lynne probably thinks something is wrong with her because no one
ever tells her that there's something *right* with her.

what's *right* with lynne?

a lot more than before---the therapeutic powers of shopping are truly
amazing  :)  not to mention back rubs  :)

what's right with Carson! ?

my friends are happy, I'm happy, and I'm twitting twits. Plus, it's
Valentine's Day, and I'm celebrating love and the like.

Should I go ahead and make the lemon custard pie that I was eyeing?

do it!!!!!!

(and no, greg, you weren't the 17 year old male i was discussing...can you 
take a wild geus who is?  :)

what am i going to do with my love life?

Flush it down the drain.
Now

Why does valentine day suck so hardcore?

probably because you're looking to love someone else instead of just
looking for the love within yourself.

what are you doing this weekend?

Carson! This is so sudden. I really think it best if we just remain friends.

Why do I feel I have to be in a meaningful relationship with a woman
in order to feel complete?

I really don't know.

same question.

because that's the way that society feels that is the way we must be.

why are we such slaves to society?

Because we allow ourselves to be.

Does Meg think all 17 year old males are stupid, or just some of them?

she probably thinks that some of them are stupid all of the time, and
all of them are stupid some of the time. Clinical studies would
prove her correct, unfortunately.

why are men so polite as to not think women stupid? (or at least
to not say so)

men are more educated.

was that sexist?

no, it's the truth. unfortunately society still treats men with more respect
then women, and so they get the better education.

re. 699: no steve, not all 17 year old males are stupid...i'm just bitching
about one in particualr...and have been for a while, so don't mind me!

why is it society still feels that men are better then women?

because, in society, they are.

is there any good reason that that should be the case?

Umm...not that I can think of...
But I'm narrow minded.

What does the word bastard mean to you?

it means that the person-who's-being-referred-to's parents{ were
illegitimate{.

does line noise ever bother you?

Yes, especially since it's usually on *my* end in my case.  Still, after
reading about what the phone company has put STeve and Grex through, I'm
hesitant to call them and ask to get it fixed (I checked the network
interface box, and the noise is in their lines, not in my house wiring).

Doesn't the word bastard mean that the person being referred to was
illegitimate, not their parents.

yeah, but that's not what facelift asked. he asked what it meant to
me, not Webster's.

how many astronauts can you fit in a Volkswagen?

forty-two...but only if they've been on a diet of cafeteria food!

how are we going to manage for the next week?

what do you mean?

She means how on earth she and meg are going to not drive everyone else 
around them utterly insane.

Has meg managed to corrupt the entire campus of nwu yet?

doubt it.

has yagi corrupted anyone lately?

you would have more of an ie
dea then i would....

why is my typin  so shittly  lately?

'cuz your language is so bad.

How on earth are we going to survive for a whole week without meg to pound
on us?  

*very* easily. :)

what are we going to get away with without Meg? >:)

Hmmmm.  That's a good question.  

What shall we try to get away with without Meg?

heh-heh.

she doesn't really think we're going to say *here*, does she? 

I don't know what goes on in that head of hers.

WHy are my parents so...parent ish?

they don't have anything better to do.

what would you like for me to bring back from gaylord?

Me.  In other words, don't leave me there. ;)

Why is my room such a mess?

you're hiding the weapon used to kill Nicole Brown Simpson.

was that in bad taste?

not really.

and it's so nice to see that i'm loved.

now...how many sporks will it take to take care of you guys?

no, not the *whole* campus yet...but she's definitely working on it!


did you know that mondays can be AWESOME?  :)

have webeen ahveiing the samne monday????

oh well...

not really.

does eeyore have telnet noise?

no, meg's keyboard, combined with her horrible typing, is making things
unreadable.

is everybody out to get me today?

I'm not.

Is it time to restart this item?

that's no fun!!!!

but is eveerybody else out to get em?
err...me?

Not I.

but that begs the question: does eeyore want someone to get out
and get her? ;)

Well, I don't think meg would want just anyone out to get her.... maybe
certain people would be accceptable, but others she may just want to
go away.

What should I be expecting?

from whom?

Yo mama.

What does it all mean, and when will it end?

i fi kenw, i wouldn't have the problems that i've been having!

what do you do when you like a guy with a girlfriend?

dump his girlfriend.

is there something eeyore isn't telling us? >=>

Probably.

When do the voices stop telling me to kill?

after you do.

um... what were you thinking of killing? <shiver>

i can thinkk of one person right now....

why is the sky blue?

because it's MALE.

why is the grass green?

cause it wnats to be.


why is it that people are out to make fun of what i say?

because they don't have anything better to do.

are you thankful for what you have, or jealous of what you don't?

I think I'm pretty good about being thankful of what I have.  


Who is the guy megan is talking about?  Hmmm?  

Its not me.

What am I missing?

nada.

<expurgated & scribbled>

yeah, i've had days like that too.

why has this week been one massive headache?

you weren't ready for such an outpouring of love and emotion.

where has        been, anyway?

if i knew who      was, i might answer.

so who is      ?

dunno.

same question.
.'

well, i was hoping that you could answer that question, as i haave no clue
who you are talikng about.

why do we need to have a little chat when i get back?

(btw, carson.  i do apologize...on reflection, that was really not a nice thing
for me to say, but...)

because we can't very well chat while you're away.

BTW, if you were charging an administrative fee, would that make
your giveaway a "fee" male? :)

<flem kicks carson.>  
That one was REALLY REALLY BAD.  Good job, carson.

does anyone else hate puns as much as I used to?

I don't.

Why does it hurt so bad whenever I see her or hear her name, or think about
her?
And why am I such a cheesy teen-age jerk off?

you still care about her, which means she didn't win, but it means you're
a Sensitive Male (tm) and ripe for abuse.

hey, are you a Sensitive Male (tm) too?

I used to be, but I got tired of feeling hurt and sorry for myself.
Who knows... maybe I still am, deep inside.

Who knows?

scg might.

where's he been?

Running around COmmunity high school buck naked.

Why has he been doing that?

cause he was too hot.

why am i on a computer when i have a migrane?

Because being on a starimaster would be worse.

Why am I awake at 9:33am on a Sat

(erp, ?)

Something has gone horribly wrong.

Is Grex losing it's appeal to me?

Probably... it does that from time to time...

Will grex ever really appeal to me in the same way it used to? 

I don't think so... things change... naturally.

Have you ever read "The Little Prince"?

I hope so. The thing to do is to get out, meet new people, in
far away places.

what do you do for a living?

Think, and write about it

What do you do for a dying?

you get a firing squad together, and give them all guns loaded with
blanks, except for one...

what do you call a redneck virgin?

I have no idea...

What do you call a redneck virgin, carson?

A girl who can outrun her brothers.

have you read Agora lately?

no, not lately

Should I take action on a sneaky plan I have devloped?

Yeah.

which do you prefer, Coke or Pepsi?

Pepsi...

What do you do when you have to sit still and can't?

Fidget.

What do you do when you don't know what to do?

figure out what to do, and do it.

when is eeyore getting back?

When she comes.

What happens wehen A person does something?

When an action is taken, an equally and oppsite reaction will occur...

Will I ever get any feed back on my writing? (read writing the very last item
pretty graphic, but not as bad as it will be) <shameless plug> It is call
The Darkknight Cronicles (otherwise known as the non-batman, poem-story, that
is semi-long, with grapic-violence, in need of revision and a spellchecker)

eventually.

did you drive today?

well, if i didn't, then you had a really wierd dream this morning!

why does everyboyd insit that i'm too touchy lately?

probably because you've always been touchy and we'd just never
noticed it before.

do you think I can say that with a straight face?

No.

What plan is canis considering taking action on?

good question.

Why is it that now that I have very little work to do I can't find the 
energy to actually start it?

probably caught the same sleeepy-bug that i had.

why do i feeel like hiding in a corner?

Because you are insecure about something? 
Frightened of somthing perhaps?

When did I start loging on to grex again?

hey, one question at a time!

(pick one of the above to answer)

when you fealt like logging in!

why has everybody decided that i am sick or completely out of it?

well, since everyone else seems to be either sick or completely out of it,
I guess we just figured that you were like the rest of us.

so... which are you? ;)

as far as i'm concerned, i'm neither

why is it i can't seem to convince others of that?

Maybe it is your appearnce?

yeah, she does appear to be human...

Is it just a feminine mind trick? :)

Life is but a mind trick. 
<canis bops carson over the head hoping he will find enlghtenment>

What is a mind trick?

I don't know, but it involves winking, tossing one's hair, shrugging
one's shoulders, and feigning inattention.

why are men such scum?

because they insist in making stupid, commants like the one above.

so what was the point of that one?

I don't know.

what was your point?

never mind...i'm gonna just blow up again.

why didn't anybody else respond today?

Will you guys stop it????

Why is everyone so lethargic lately?

because sleep is good.

why did i forget my question that i was gonna sk?

Because you're tired.

Why doesn't being an adult feel any different from being a minor (at
least, being an adult doesn't feel any different in its first few hours)?

Because its not all its cracked up to be.

What's wrong with me?

Zilch.

If scg and yagi were born on the same day, how come yagi is only
fifteen?

Maybe cause there are different years onvolved...

Why are my energy levels in such fluctuation lately?

maybe you're not eating or sleeping properly.

have you had your vitamins today?

Yes, in fact. And some Advil, and some blood pressure medication.
(I'm only 19 by the way, but I don't handle stress well.)

Are you on any medications I should know about?

i don't think you really need to know about the morphine i'm on....;)

and how do you figure emma to be 15?

Emma says she wants to turn fifteen this year, and become a year younger
on each subsiquent birthday.

If Emma and I were born on the same day, in the same year, how can she be
three years younger than me, even if she wasnts to?

It must be a temporal displacment...

(and everyones been in wierd moods.. it must be the weather)

What is keeping me from being eternally happy?

I don't know.

what is keeping canis from being eternally happy?

What is keeping you from knowing what's keeping him from being eternally 
happy?

i don't know.

why does everybody need to ask the same questions over and over?

Because no one can get up the energy to think up new ones!

why am I so antisocial?

because you know me too well...:)  (hug!)

when am i gonna find a new job?

Soon, hopefully.  

How many people can fit on power's bed at the same time?

I don't know, but call me before you try to find out.

How many beds can fit on power at the same time?

not too many...too skinny

why can't my stupid jaw just stop hurting???

Because of that one little loose tooth you had when you were younger...

What is a worthwhile goal in life for you?

to actually hole onto money for more then five minutes.

why wasgrex down for so long this morning?

It looks like it wasn't.  Maybe it was the Internet link.

Why isn't there school today?

There are plenty of schools today.  I'm at one right now myself.
It's called Hollins.  It's in Virginia.


Why the heck do they put roads up and OVER a mountain instead of ARROUND
them?

because they are stupid that way.

why is it that i've only gotten 3 pieces of mail in the since friday?
(i.e. what's wrong with my stupid mail program NOW?!?!?!?!?!)

I don't know...

why is it that the only mail I get is from someone who accidently logged on
as me?

Because some of us are waiting for you to send us mail first.

Why are the Ann Arbor Public Schools suspending students for striking?

because they are stupid-asses.


why in hell am i alergic to motrin?!?!?!

I'm sorry, I think answering that question is potentially dangerous.

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Considering most of the people I've been forced to look at recently, no.

Are you a fan of natural selection too, and if so, how come it's not 
working?

No.  I'm not really that fornd of being selected out of existence.

Why did I have to get sick during Reading Week?  :(

because that's the way life is!  (i'm sorry)!!!)

what are you sick with?

nothing currently (and hopefully I won't get the 102 degree temp my SO had:(

When is a good thing so good that it is bad?

most of the things that we think are fun, that is the opinon that parents
have.

why is it so?

I duuno, who can say what parents do the things they do?

maybe the parents, but i doubt that....

why do i have to work on such a beautiful day?????????

capitalism.  Don't it suck?

Yes.  Here I am sitting here being paid to Grex, when I could be outside. :(

Why is it so hot in this room?

Because the maitence people havn't learned that it is spring <knock> yet 
and are still cranking the heat....

Don't you wish like I that the world could stay like this forever, with only
the occasional thunderstorm?.

that would be so beautiful!!!  all the pretty tulips and daffodils and
hyacinths and lilacs and.. and...and...:)

why do i love spring so much when i'm so allergic to pollen?

because it feels nice out.

Why can't I think of a question?

don't worry, half the time neither can i...besides, you just did!

why in hell am i up at 8 a.m.?????

I"M FINISHED!!!! NO MORE FINALS!!!!!!

why am I so completely *HYPER*?

ummm...dear?  i think you just answered your own question....

wnd just what are we going to do once you get home?

umm....wait around the entire f***ing WEEK for me to get better?

Why the hell did I have to get the same illness all over again?  :(

because shit happens.  :(

why does shit happen?

I don't know....but I can handle shit.  It's diarrhea that I get *really*
annoyed at.

Should I go back to school early?

no...stay here.  :)
why is it that nobody seems to come here anymore?

Because we all have developed lives that aren't on grex?

Why am I here instead of in class?

Because as sad as it may seem, grex is probably more exciting than class.

Should I go for a long bike ride today?

naw...it's too cold.

why is it that everybody around me seems to be horribly, sickeningly iin love
or some such, and i'm not?

Because we all have moments where we feel like that.

Do hiking boots and skirts really make a decent outfit? (with shirts of
course...)

definitely...combat boots are better, though! 

Where can you get decent hiking boots?  I can't seem to find a pair I like!

i got mine at shoe carnival...errrr...i mean from santa..;)

why can't i sleep?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I wish I knew, so's I could tell you. 

how on earth did I manage to get a 9600 baud dialin?

you just got lucky

why am i so stinkng tired?

Because you stayed up so stinking late.

Why does it nevber work out?

Because that, my friend, is Life.  Let me know if you figure out a way to deal
with it.

What the hell am I doing, and what do I do to achieve what I want?  In that 
line of thought, how do I figure out what I want?

i have no stinking clue.  sorry!  :(

why did i aciddentally think that the last item i answered in was this ite,?

Because you are blinded by love...or not.

Is she waiting for me, or am I waiting for her?

i'm really wondering that question right now, myself.

why does my car hate me?

It doesn't hate you, it just has an odd way of showing love.

When will my wrist be better?

when you stop spending so much time on the computer.

why does my happy mood insist on staying?

Because you are extremely deserving.

Is a 17 year old too young for a 19 year old?

no.

is an 18 year old too young for a 24 year old?

it all depends on maturity levels.

should i even ask why the two above questions?

it all depends on maturity levels.

Is there such a thing as fate, and is it currently having its way with me?

I think what's usually considered fate is often more like cooincidence.

Is it time to restart this item?  It's getting awfully slow.

everything seems to be gettting slow...

why am i being so damn bouncy?

Cause you are.

Why do I always put off writing papers until the last minute??

You work well under pressure.

Does anne really work hard under pressure?

I'm going to restart this item now.  It's going to be #24, I think.

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