Grex Fun Conference

Item 4: Limerick Item

Entered by bruin on Sun Nov 5 13:12:41 1995:

This item is for people to make up their own limericks.  One person puts in
the first line, then each person puts in one line at a time until the person
who puts in the fifth line, who then puts in the first line of another
limerick.  As you know, the format goes like this:
     
     #1 Seven syllables
     #2 Seven syllables, rhymes with #1
     #3 Five syllables
     #4 Five syllables, rhymes with #3
     #5 Seven syllables, rhymes with #1 & #2

And please, try not to make it too risque or gory, nor to use it for
mean-spiritied flaming.  Okay?
27 responses total.
#1 of 27 by bruin on Sun Nov 5 13:13:19 1995:

#1 There once was a person on Grex

#2 of 27 by kain on Sun Nov 5 14:35:53 1995:

his name was edible gex

#3 of 27 by coyote on Wed Nov 8 04:02:13 1995:

He sat on a dog
And jumped up like a frog

#4 of 27 by kain on Wed Nov 8 22:19:29 1995:

and ate a tyrano. rex

#5 of 27 by bruin on Wed Nov 8 23:23:08 1995:

#1 A lass from Marina del Rey

#6 of 27 by coyote on Wed Nov 8 23:42:48 1995:

Was wondering when she'd get paid

#7 of 27 by orinoco on Fri Nov 10 00:15:48 1995:

for being a slob
because that was her job

#8 of 27 by kain on Fri Nov 10 17:34:57 1995:

so she sat and ate some hay

#9 of 27 by orinoco on Sat Nov 11 02:31:39 1995:

one fine day, a turnip named larry

#10 of 27 by bruin on Sat Nov 11 13:12:25 1995:

#2 Found a lady who was very hairy.

#11 of 27 by kain on Sun Nov 12 15:13:49 1995:

he ate a berrya happy cherry

#12 of 27 by kain on Sun Dec 31 22:16:17 1995:

and bounced on a trampoline named larry

#13 of 27 by kain on Sat Apr 20 20:11:12 1996:

there once was a happy dog

#14 of 27 by bruin on Sat Apr 20 20:25:05 1996:

#2 Who was sitting on a petrified log.

#15 of 27 by orinoco on Sat Apr 20 21:16:27 1996:

When spontaneously

#16 of 27 by bruin on Sat Apr 20 21:39:56 1996:

#4 For everybody to see

#17 of 27 by orinoco on Sun Apr 21 00:45:38 1996:

He devoured a live Quahog.

An octogenarian turnip

#18 of 27 by kain on Tue Apr 30 19:32:41 1996:

that wanted to be burnt-up

#19 of 27 by orinoco on Thu May 2 20:58:46 1996:

dressed it's offspring in tunics,
and taught them all UNIX

#20 of 27 by diznave on Fri Oct 24 07:51:52 1997:

but he couldn't learn down, so he learned up

One fine day while picking my nose

#21 of 27 by bruin on Fri Oct 24 22:06:29 1997:

Or so this macabre story goes

#22 of 27 by diznave on Sun Nov 9 05:16:11 1997:

You'll not guess what I found
As I probed all around

#23 of 27 by bikeman on Tue Dec 30 19:26:10 1997:

I found a little boy's toes.

There once was a man from Nantucket

#24 of 27 by diznave on Thu Jan 8 16:15:35 1998:

 Who kept all his cash in a bucket...

#25 of 27 by rca on Wed Oct 18 23:33:38 2000:

He said with dismay,
"How much must I pay?..."

#26 of 27 by mrmat on Sat Nov 4 19:39:31 2000:

...it's phony, so I'll chuck it."

#27 of 27 by gollywog on Wed Nov 27 15:58:04 2002:

A woman once from Shoreditch

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