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Latest issue of the International Archie Comics... An Israeli soldier has his boot on the neck of a Palestinian boy. Archie saves the suffocating boy and, in return, is shot by IDF soldiers. As he lay mortally wounded, Archie weakly please for world peace. Betty and Verionica, who just minutes before narrowly escaped death by Israeli bulldozers while vainly trying to protect the homes of freedom fighting apartheid victims, their ears to Archie's lips, relay his last words to the world: "Archie says, 'Being anti-Israel does not equate to anti-Semitism!'" Veronica shouts to the press gathered round. "And he says," Betty adds, "'Being anti-Zionist does not equal anti-Semitism!'" As the girls sob and Roger Waters props up his head, Archie musters one last pearl of peaceful wisdom for the world before he passes into comic book heaven. "And he urges you all to realize," the girls cry out in unison, "'Accepting the fact that Jews should be rid from Palestine also does not equate to anti-Semitism.'" A page is turned. And the reader finds an ad for IDF X-Ray glasses that let you see through concrete to find vulnerable Palestinian women and children to slaughter for just $4.99 and 6 proof-of-purchase seals. Be the first kid on your block with these blood-soaked X-Ray Specs! Guranteed to work on all Zionist-aggression-suffering indigenous peoples the world over. 25% of your purchase is donated to the BDS Office of the United Nations Human Rights Council.
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