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#382 greatly resembles a girl who used to work at a local coffee joint,
except she had a slightly stronger jaw.
Where's "local" to you? And how long ago is "used to"? #382 greatly resembles a former friend of mine.
Ann Arbor and its' environs.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLEZNMR&key=RNQ red head and scenery:) http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8GMAUH&key=KYR schoolgirl:)
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8GEHYS&key=DRR mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, but the face and hair need work
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KSHUNSO&key=LXN shiney! too blonde though
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8G8O8O&key=KCD mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hair
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8NZA8E&key=QXN dancers: utterly insane, evil and psychotic, but oh such wonderful scenery.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUSSH8E&key=UFW pionts for style
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KREYEQH&key=FBA once more, allabouit the hair
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8GLAEH&key=EPN reminds me of someone i used to know. nust has that nibbly belly button.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8GRA8A&key=RWR mmmm hair, dainty neck, curves. what's not to like?
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLG8AYB&key=DGB raven haired beauty look down.
i'm a scuker for a bare back and hair. http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=AUEENM&key=CLY
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KRGYNMK&key=QMM mmm aubern asian honey.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KQOZOQO&key=PSV eh-hem, asian spice
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUSUS8K&key=DSN baby got back
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KMBQNYS&key=HGC i wish she was my next door neighbor
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUEMAZH&key=GCA someone get this woman back to black hair
yay choker http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUHYE8B&key=CYG also, slihgtly off topic, rose mcgowen should keep her hair red.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUH8KYE&key=RGL cute, she needs to darken her hair though'
points for morticia look http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KROYHYR&key=QTM
YAY red hair!red shir! just bring j0r raincoat http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLGSSEH&key=CAD
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8NRSLN&key=RWX i'm such a hair slut
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8H8R8E&key=KVJ WINGS! HUMMINGBIRD!
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KMBMSRO&key=FQE mmmmmmmmm hair...
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KSALBEG&key=ENE i need a woman who likes photography this much.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8HLHUA&key=CPU mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm wings. she kimda looks like maeve though.
resp:395 she looks stoned-- reminds me of a pothead I dated once. resp:403 ain't near REAL ghetto booty.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BYAQBM&key=UKA mmmmmmmmmmmmmm redhead and all innocent looking
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLGRARS&key=FKY remember that discussion about how they can be too big? yha. this is it.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8OYBSN&key=QVR - using whatcha got to maximum effect http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8OYRMO&key=FAU if it's not an edit, wow.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8G8E8H&key=HUL green eyes. chinese should come with green eyes
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KSGZE8R&key=LHC midriff sucker.
resp:417 No way.
419: http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8G8E8H&key=HUL (green eyes)
Wow!
resp:368 - He'd also need to make more money. It's amazing, how picky these mail order brides can be. He may also have to loose the beard.
fine, i'll get a columbian mail order bride.
re 419/422 ... wow is right, i damn near signed up to send email but i didn't hae a pic to u/l and that is (dammit) mandatory.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8NLOYA&key=AJS bit of a harlot but she does have a most agreeable backside
Judgemental, aren't we?
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KRKURRB&key=VXM <meow> yes, yes i am.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KQBMRYN&key=APK remember that hair thingy,this is it.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUGSGQS&key=LAL i have no idea why. it's like a ssultrier, thinner nissa
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUGMB8R&key=USH no idea.
427 he's what you call a collector. M, NM, VG, that kind of thing.
working on the harem, then?
sure why not, though i'm sure it would be a bit more gothy than i'd like btw anyone see the 100 sexiest artists on vh1. i'd forgotten how good annie lennox and torri amous used to look. i'd also never seen the vid for "just like a pill" by pink;)
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLNSNEN&key=HSA <shrug> i like the clothes.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUOUHUR&key=SRS tatoo is cool!
Now THAT'S a dragon!
innit? http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=BUAQHL meow!
resp:436 resp:437 yes, that would be on the level of Japanese legend tattoos, although not quite the same.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8KLGMN&key=CUF interesting...k8inda///freaky but no0t
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8G8K8S&key=JAQ naughty librarian #1
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8K8ARN&key=YWB shpely.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLSLKYG&key=CDX redhead slut that i am
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8B8ELA&key=CXF red headed
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8OUKQB&key=XKE mmmmmm now she needs to do something about her blondeness thouugh
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUAMKEG&key=QGH chocker slut:) but blonde again:(
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KRHUKLE&key=SLC Meow! glasses can be sexy, here's proof
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8B8BLS&key=FBT mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ethnic
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8BSNYB&key=XXD i don't know. cute for some reason. hair
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8BRAMR&key=MKX it's the dirty girl image
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8B8NSG&key=WGX mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm intellegent girls.. i don't know. she just looks right with the glasses.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm asian spice:) http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KYEZA8O&key=MFU stright out of DOA beach volly ball
it's starting to smell like clit in here
Funny, I thought that was the smell of a single male's dorm room ...
clit is bad smell when? .']
You don't want your car to smell of genitals, for instance, generally
speaking.
clitorally or figuratively?
cars are easy to fabreeze
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8EMHUH&key=KGM HAIR!
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8NMORO&key=WDR mmm hiipi, but clean hiipi
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8BYOQB&key=QGE mmmmmmmmmmmm hair, shape, hips. classicd earth mamma
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KREQGMN&key=WCV example of loosing what j00 got absolute wrong look for her IMHO and what's with the belly chains these days?
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8GUNEN&key=WLN points for wackyness
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUOZNMH&key=PGJ YAY pigtails! http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLOQOLO&key=GWY punk rock brid's maid
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8BESMN&key=MBH mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8B8BYK&key=CCS girl next door with her own post. what more wcan a guy ask for? twins
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8NYAZA&key=KTC right glasses, good hair
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8GMAER&key=TDY makes me want to see the reest of her, which is dead sexxy'
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8ORHEK&key=JXB asian honies may not have much of a shelf, but they win on curves and a TOTALLY nibbleable tummy
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLG8AYB&key=DGB THIS [] far from the breakable doll goith look
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUBRBUO&key=NTF points for trying
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8G8BRN&key=QKW the "we're twins" gambit very nice effect if true or not.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KRBQRRB&key=QTA mmm curves..i don't know possible tummy fetish? q
suit's as red as her hair. http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KRSZKQS&key=NRN mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8GMSUN&key=MAR says she'sd a starving artist. bet many grex men could see thier way to feeding her.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8BZORH&key=VRR she comes with the right bed ;0
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8KQGZB&key=EJB anything which scares her is good. hmmmm http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8BUNUO&key=SJP i want the bed, keep da hoe
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUNUAZG&key=JAT <mew> mmmmmmmmmmmm
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KQSMSQG&key=WDT i think i've said it before.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8BLARN&key=JFB joo just know she's trouble with a capitol TROUB but still.. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8NYOSH&key=ATL HUMMINGBIRD
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8OZGSB&key=KWM nopw if only ther e wern't those pesky clotehs in the way..
ammendum to #482: needs re-sizing..
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KQNYGZK&key=MVF trinity like, but not
finnaly, some ecent fire snatch, though i doubyt it's natural but it'd be fun to find out
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUARAYA&key=XQB flexibility:) http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=ERBSKM&key=EYB good use of glasses
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8BYKUG&key=SRM cute..
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8NUH8A&key=KCL she just know's how to press buttons.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KQKZBQG&key=JBR mmmmm hair, nice dress
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KRBSERO&key=WPA hows that song go, legs for miles but her face is a mess
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8BEKUE&key=NGG overcompensating
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8GYHES&key=PXL mmmm singeresque
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KQARHSG&key=CNW nice bust, but i suspect the "face" thing also, beware the pink nice hair thogh
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KSAZKSA&key=BAK pro
damn http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLGSSQH&key=KLY she'd be cute. this is a total fix 'er upper. good body, face needs proper framing
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8BZB8O&key=JGC HAIR!
glasses, hair, mmmm http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8BURRE&key=TMV
ok hair, decent face, ok tits, wins on points: posing http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8ESNMN&key=PYF
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8GEGYG&key=WSY i like the bowtie http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8NQGYK&key=WSB scary
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8BQAZB&key=DVB mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i want the red dress material
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8ELALS&key=ABH m pigtails, however, like may girls she needs to stand up
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUN8RYO&key=QNF twins...
Disclaimer: Much less to choose from in my age range. http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8H8EMR&key=NSS Don't get me started on women with out-of-date hairstyles.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KMNYBZE&key=MNK (heart attack)
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLBUHUA&key=UEF More 80's hair, and why can't you even get a properly cropped image?
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8EUKMB&key=VUX Looks bulimic, but I like the pants.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUHQRUO&key=HDX Nice face - great eyes.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8ESNSN&key=WJH The bored model look only goes so far - if you're going to put a collage you should be smiling in at least one of the photos.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KRK8S8O&key=SSL Yow! Here's somebody who understands the medium!
YAY c'mon everybody. let's all get into the spirit!
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=SRNURE&key=TQQ chinese dress. nice hair
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=BZR8KY nice presentation. notice the lack of bra and tastefull flower arrangement
So noted.
Hm. Greg and I seem to agree dramatically every once in a while, and utterly disagree the rest of the time. Scott, on the other hand, seems to have pretty solid good taste.
wow. see. bonding. more people should troll and post! come mychildren!
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KRBLHLB&key=KMP looks kinda like cluadia black.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KMA8RSN&key=JXX cute,evil, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I don't care for the eye makeup, and the setting is all wrong. Cool boots, though.
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Well, you need to put your photo up, Jamie.
Greg's just posting that because yesterday I'd called him out on saying
he was into goth chicks, and repeatedly saying hot-or-not-ers were "too goth".
Pity that www.gothornot.com is currently down.
ok jamie, find what you think is attractive and post
That is a pity, Scott. Sounds brilliant.
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Looks like the exact same chick in all 5 photos. A bit too "escort service" for my tastes, too.
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Nevermind that posting one's image on some internet meat market doesnt exactly scream 'high-class'.
Obviously Jamie and I have much different definitions of "class" and "trash". I made the crack about identical looks because all 5 went for the same exact hairstyle (trendy, of course) and roughly similar comments. On the other hand it means Jamie knows what he's looking for in a woman, at least visually.
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all blondes, the #4 5 are a bit trashy. <shrug> all are pretty average
I liked #5's pose. Nice lips. Okay...my turn to post for the ladies, even if they aren't reading anymore...
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8BLBYB&key=AKV Big points for the hair and eyes, but that moustache has to go.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUG8BSA&key=DXX He reminds me of Bronson Pinchot. Also, if the wind makes your hair look like Big Boy's, pick a different photo.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLOSOLA&key=QNV Maybe it's just me, but the "burning the midnight oil" image is fabulous. No, it's not the power and money thing... it's dedication and success. :) If his tie was loosened just a bit, to go with the late-night-at-work image, he'd get a 10. I gave him a 9.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8REOMB&key=RXW And here we have the polar opposite of what Sarah looks for...
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KRK8KLK&key=ERE I...can't...stop...laughing... This is just too funny. Oh my god. I hope to god he isn't serious...
(That cheesy guy got a 6.6 overall!!!) http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KQH8BUA&key=FTE Mmm...tuxedo... and that is my favorite style of facial hair. He looks like fun. Great eyes, too.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUNMGQB&key=DBX Oh what-EVER... Get over yourself.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KURYKMR&key=DQC What a cutie! I wonder what he looks like in the glasses...
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8OSEUN&key=HAJ Ding ding ding ding!!! We have a winner!!!
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8AYGSN&key=VFP Wash. Your. Hair.
(Laughing at #539)
re #541: Ding, indeed. And furthermore, ding ding. re #538: Sorry... can't take anyone in a bow tie seriously.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUS8RMA&key=TNT Real-person-style pretty, and a neat photo. (And are those swords on the wall to her left?...) http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUHQALH&key=CKF Wait till you've gone through puberty and get back to me. http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KRRYKSS&key=MXK Pretty cute, even though he's trying to gaze soulfully into a webcam. http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUR8ESG&key=PXD Dig the hat. http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLAUBQH&key=NJL Nice The men seem to come across better than the women, for the most part -- lots of truly bad pictures of women, but plenty of okay guys, and I don't even like guys that much. I think the whole slob thing comes out working pretty well for the guys -- the women all try to pose and tart themselves up, and it just doesn't work out.
nifty http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUEQAUA&key=JUU
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8N8ARR&key=CFE i like the pose' http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8SSHRO&key=MTA tan lines are not cute http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KQNYGUO&key=GCG good glasses
meadz goth points http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KMREEQK&key=HCD
Dan and I have the same taste in men. I'm not sure if that's scary, or if it just makes sense. I used to have a hat like the girl you gave "Dig the hat". :) It's a Greek sailor cap.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8SLHRO&key=YBU maybe it's just me, but this one has ....possiblities.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8SMEEB&key=YQR I love guys in glasses, and he has a cute smile.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=ALGSNS PERFECT. We have tons in common, too. :) What's really sad is that I know what clan tartan he's wearing...
(So which one is it, michaela?)
It's Fitzgerald Blue.
Thank you. :)
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=ERK8AS&key=FTE points for pants
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUSLRUB&key=KLKmmmmmmmmm i wan ta bit of that
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take it as you are intriguing and cultured, and not euro trash
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well, yes, since we're just looking at pictures with no sense (other than maybe some random words) of who they are.
I'm not so sure I'd've called those pants "cultured." Intriguing, yes. Cultured? No.
"Applied with a squeegee", perhaps.
I think I'd give points for no pants, but then they'd call it porn... ;-)
pr0nz! w00t well, they could wear skirts;)
... but then it wouldn't call it porn, and Russ wouldn't give points.
Apparently, he's a tough one to impress.
You know, Jazz (especially with that squee-gee comment), has the leading score for making me choke on my drink or food when I see one of his random, interjected snarky comments.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KYSMGUB&key=BVX cute dress, nice knee high's
and Don Wonn is immune to commentary...
There's something compelling about a sweet and innocent face dressed
up in clothing that says "ha! right!", or the other way around.
Overall, though, I'm trying to make sense of Greg's choice in hotornot
pages, and ...
KURTZ
Are my methods unsound?
WILLARD
I don't see any method at all, sir.
that's cause you're an errant boy, sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill
quickie from a newbie - love these posts.. i have a serious computer pr0n fetish (some might call it a problem hahaha) and especially love rate me sites. you should try this one on for size - it's probably the best one i've ever seen: http://mikeproject.com if only for how it lets you rate different aspects of the body. http://likemybody.com is pretty good too. just a thoght, keep it up! :) thoght = thought
These are porn? You and I must have a vastly different idea of what
porn is ...
no not porn at all, just a good rate me site.. if i want porn i avoid the web altogether and hit the newsgroups :
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8SEAQG&key=CAV mmmmm, the little head band is a nice touch.
(I don't know who gets more blame: Jamie for starting the item, Greg
for taking the bait, or me for fueling it.)
(anyway, there's a "lost" edition of the Phenix watch to be completed.
I'll pribly get around to it somewhere around response #700.)
(as for me... the following is excerpted from running commentary over
the past 48 hours. all pictures are from Michigan Meet Me At...
HotOrNot users, aged 18-32. my comments are CD, with my friend Justin
denoted by CN.)
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http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=BQSEGE
CD: That's one for Jim.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=BLBYRY
CN: :-P
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=BLESB8
CD: Ukranian!
CN: yeah I just saw that one
CD: ugh! how the hell can someone put "catholic" AND "bisexual" in
their profile as keywords?! what am I missing here?! (besides a
guilty dyke-out session)
CD: if it were an altar boy, I'd understand.
CN: I was an altar boy.. jackass
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=BESYOQ
CD: not my type, but NICE picture.
CN: I dont' think you'll see any I haven't.. btw: that girl is a bitch
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=EMSSAL
CD: hmm. is that keyword "pom" or "porn"?
CN: it's porn
CD: dude! and I clicked "no"!
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=EYHRKQ
CD: is she REALLY between 18 and 25?
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=EQAMAL
CD: nice rack!
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=AMBUGR
CD: legal Yooper!
CD: I love how all the hot ones are "I've got blonde hair and green
eyes", whereas all the fat ones are like, "I have a really good
personality! you don't know what you're missing!"
CN: I do love that.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=EYOLHU
CN: if he can get her why can't I?
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=EYBZHR
CN: I don't know her?
CD: yeah, not bad. I'm sure I clicked on her at least once.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=EQKLS8
CD: almost there, just a little more open...
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=EYRMSQ
CD: I swear, if I see this one ONE MORE TIME, I'm going BACK to 18-25!
CN: that's one ugly bitch
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=ESOERU
CN: that's someone I don't want to see again
CD: really? I think I clicked "yes" on her at least once, with the
hope that she's lost the braces. she *does* show up a lot, though.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=ESSMAS
CN: guess where they are? yummy
CD: yeah, I saw that one. "army" and "peircings" meant "no" from me.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=EQHYBY
CN: now this girl would be nice to turn into a fuck toy
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=EQNLNE
CN: wtf is that?
CD: I hope it's pina colada, because if it's bukkake, I'd pop a blood
vessel trying to fill it.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=ELGRNE
CN: hey... put some water on her.. we got to get her back in the water!
CD: that's just RUDE. true, but rude.
CN: I know this.. hey.. my cuz is on here.. hmmm
CD: at least you would recognize your cousin. me, I'm treading in
dangerous waters.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=ELBYKL
CN: girl?
CD: eh... if she lets the hair down, yeah.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=ELESKZ
CN: 14, where
CD: ooh! does she want one more? I'd pierce her lungs.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=ELAYHQ
CN: wait... how come I haven't seen this one?
CD: I can't remember if I clicked "yes" or not to that one. "Broaday"
is a turn-off... I'm picky about spelling.
CN: spelling.. like I care, I'll never notice ;)
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=ELRSGQ
CN: what are those things?
CD: I think they're lactating, if you know what I mean.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=ERN8NZ
CN: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh help!
CD: oh my god. step AWAY from the camera...
You have several choices: