I had a birthday just the other day 23 years have passed me by 23 years of futile meanderings within my mind and heart Years filled with goals unrealized: Write a novel Compete in a mountain biking race Win a karaoke contest Lose my love handles Become more outgoing MOVE OUT OF MY PARENTS' HOUSE Go back to school and succeed this time 23 years have passed me by Do I have the ambition to improve upon the next 23? Can I get off my lazy ass and get it done? 23 years have passed me by Do I have the balls to stop bitching and moaning and start doing? Make the next 23 years something worth bragging about? I guess we'll find out in 20240 responses total.
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