Grex Oldcoop Conference

Item 320: GIRLS ARE THE WORST THING AND THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD

Entered by scholar on Thu Mar 16 09:19:18 2006:

whoa!

OKAY< SO< UH< JUST NOW< I WAS TALKING TO MY FRIEND ON IRC< AND< UH< HE WAS
TALKING ABOUT HOW< UH< HE WENT WITH THIS GIRL TO THE MOVIES< AND< UH< HOW HE
REALLY LIKED HER AND WANTED TO PUT HIS ARM AROUND HER BUT DIDN"T<

AND< UH< SO< UH< I CONVINED HIM HE SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST TRIED< AND SO< UH<
THEN HE TXT MSGED HER AND TALKED ABOUT HOW "SHE"S LUCKY THE MOVIE DIDN"T LAST
SIX HORUS "CAUSE HE MIGHT JUST HAVE DONE IT"<

AND< UH< SHE REPLIED WITH SOMETHING LIKE "WHY WOULD U DO THAT U KNO IT WLD
NOT BE WELL RECEIVED" 

AND< UH< THAT MADE HIM FEEL TERRIBLE AND HE TALKED ABOUT HOW HE WAS SO ANGRY
HE PUNCHED HIS JAW AND STUFF AND< UH< HOW HE FEELS ALL WEAK AND WOBBLY AND
HEART POUNDING AND STUFF<

AND< UH< NOW I FEEL BAD BECAUSE< UH< I FEEL LIKE I LED HIM DOWN THE WRONG
PATHM AND< UH< GAVE HIM BAD ADVICE AND CONVINCED HIM TO DO SOMETHING THAT<
ON REFLECTION< HE WOULDN"T HAVE DONE< AND< UH< I"M NOT REALLY SURE< UH< HOW
TO< UH< HELP< UH< MAKE HIM NOT FEEL TERRIBLE AND< UH< GEEZ>
12 responses total.
#1 of 12 by naftee on Fri Mar 17 00:49:38 2006:

it's not worth hurting oneself over a frigid girl like that.

why didn't she want his arm around her ?! :(

#2 of 12 by scholar on Fri Mar 17 01:02:00 2006:

whoa!

i didn't realize i posted this in this conference!

i was wondering where it went!

#3 of 12 by triludaa on Fri Mar 17 01:12:48 2006:

whoa!

#4 of 12 by cross on Fri Mar 17 02:54:25 2006:

Sounds like he should move on and find another girl who might better receive
his amorous overatures.

#5 of 12 by tod on Fri Mar 17 18:24:59 2006:

If he had to think about it instead of just do it then he's obviously not
comfortable with her.  If I got a txt msg like that from a movie date then
I'd take her to the movies with me and then at the ticket counter pretend I
don't even know her for the rest of the night.  Try to win the "I'm a
desensitized ass" for the winning point.

#6 of 12 by nigger on Sun Mar 19 00:17:30 2006:

 yeah, he'd be all like, get your god damn ass in the kitchen and
 cook me a pie before i kik you in the god damn nuts.

#7 of 12 by nharmon on Sun Mar 19 03:19:35 2006:

So, he'd be like Cartman on Southpark?

#8 of 12 by tod on Sun Mar 19 04:17:06 2006:

You want sum popcorn? Git yer ass on the corner and earn it!

#9 of 12 by nharmon on Sun Mar 19 05:01:54 2006:

RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!

(Whew, this is HARD WORK)

#10 of 12 by naftee on Sun Mar 19 23:18:03 2006:

a little bit of mastrubation should get your right hand back into shape, nate.

#11 of 12 by triludaa on Thu Mar 23 21:38:41 2006:

hahahhahahaha
whoa!

#12 of 12 by jesuit on Wed May 17 02:16:05 2006:

TROGG IS DAVID BLAINE

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