Grex Music3 Conference

Item 36: Clearchannel? Doesn't seem so clear to me

Entered by ea on Wed Sep 19 00:59:32 2001:

For those of you who didn't see this on Slashdot, it seems that 
ClearChannel Communications (a rather huge radio conglomerate in the US, 
owners of Ann Arbor's Kool 107, W4 Country, and WTKA) have issued a list 
of songs that are not to be played on any ClearChannel station until 
further notice.  The complete list of forbidden songs can be found at 
http://www.fuckedcompany.com/extras/clearchannel_email.cfm

Among the highlights (low points?) of the list that should probably 
not be on the list(in my opinion):
Cat Stevens - Peace Train
Led Zepplin - Stairway to Heaven
Billy Joel - Only the Good Die Young
Shelly Fabares - Johnny Angel
Surfaris - Wipeout
47 responses total.

#1 of 47 by scott on Wed Sep 19 01:53:47 2001:

Ronnie Dio's  "Holy Diver"?  Hell, Pat Boone covered that song.

This is what happens when we assume that deregulation is OK.


#2 of 47 by scott on Wed Sep 19 01:55:35 2001:

(Now linked to music as item 36)


#3 of 47 by janc on Wed Sep 19 02:26:58 2001:

I don't know pop music well enough to see a pattern here.  What counts as
"questionable content" in their eyes?


#4 of 47 by gelinas on Wed Sep 19 02:32:33 2001:

"Walk like an Egyptian":  racism
"Mack the Knife":  celebrating a murderer
"Obla di, Obla da":  Not for everyone, eh?
"What a Wonderful World": It is?

Is this list real?  I dunno.  But it took a certain creativity to compile.


#5 of 47 by richard on Wed Sep 19 02:45:14 2001:

Believe it or not, also on that list was John Lennon's "Imagine"!  I 
guess they consider a song about peace inappropriate when everybody's 
talking about wanting to go to war.


#6 of 47 by senna on Wed Sep 19 02:50:24 2001:

Stairway to Heaven?  Why?  I'm not seeing the connnection, either.

This is an incredible list.  All Rage against the Machine songs?  Maybe they
object to the anti-government nature of the band.  Four Metallica songs?  

I recognize a lot of these.  The ban Tool's "intolerance," not a major radio
single to begin with, but leave Grammy-winning AEnema permitted.  Must not
be content related--Aenema is a stunning song about the violent crash of Los
Angeles into the sea, insulting numerous types of people in the process.  Here
are the lyrics to "intolerance," courtesy of toolshed.down.net.

I don't want to be hostile.
I don't want to be dismal.
But I don't want to rot in an apathetic existance either.
See
I want to believe you,
and I want to trust
and I want to have faith to put away the dagger. 

But you lie, cheat, and steal.
And yet
I tolerate you.
Veil of virtue hung to hide your method 
while I smile and laugh and dance
and sing your praise and glory.
Shroud of virtue hung to mask your stigma
as I smile and laugh and dance
and sing your glory
while you
lie, cheat, and steal.
How can I tolerate you. 

Our guilt,our blame ,
I've been far too sympathetic.
Our blood, our fault.
I've been far too sympathetic. 

I am not innocent.
You are not innocent.
Noone is innocent. 

I will no longer tolerate you
Even if I must go down beside you.
Because,
Noone is innocent. 

Must have vague terrorist implications.  U2's "Sunday Bloody Sunday," decrying
violence, must as well.  That's the only possible link... anything related
to flying or explosions.  Hyper, hypersensitive.  I guess people are expected
to go into convulsions if they hear "new York, New York."  I would too, but
only because they play it after Yankee games.  

Why, oh why, are they so stupid?  These are some pretty dumb songs to ban.
I'm still trying to figure out why they banned "Head like a Hole" from Nine
Inch Nails, and nothing else.  


#7 of 47 by senna on Wed Sep 19 02:51:35 2001:

Richard slipped in, changing nothing in my response.  


#8 of 47 by tomaso on Wed Sep 19 03:21:46 2001:

Cat Stevens is probably on this stupid list because of his conversion to Islam
some years ago.


#9 of 47 by mcnally on Wed Sep 19 04:12:34 2001:

  Or, more specifically, because of his unpopular support for the Iranian-
  issued fatwa against Salman Rushdie, which has stained his public image 
  with the perception of connection to hard-line anti-western elements.


#10 of 47 by bdh3 on Wed Sep 19 04:30:00 2001:

re Cat: Yeah.  I remember seeing a video clip asking him what he thought
about folk burning his records in 1990.  He said he'd burn them too.
(Many 'new' converts to any religion tend to be rather conservative -
its not just islam.  I'd suspect he'd not be in favor of the recent
events though.) 

I can see radio stations being considerate of advertising revenue by
banning some songs perhaps and its nothing new (I remember glen roberts
organizing a small group of people to periodically mass call a certain
A2 radio station and request Alice Cooper songs which were banned for
some reason  (my how times have changed)).  Public media probably ought
to act in a responsible fashion and try to not enflame emotions at times
like these (or perhaps in general) maybe.  But is it really so clear
that the likes of Martin Luther King ought to be banned and those of KKK
spokespersons be permitted (deliberate 'mistake')?  Wasn't it Steve Dahl
that had a popular parody of _Barbara-Ann_ that played some years ago? 
Should it have been banned?

As for _Imagine_, as I christian I think it ought to be...


played.  I think it is a pretty song.


#11 of 47 by gelinas on Wed Sep 19 04:44:46 2001:

(If that's the one I'm thinking of, I still sing that refrain now and again.)


#12 of 47 by bdh3 on Wed Sep 19 04:59:13 2001:

SHIT!  My bad.  I shoulda checked out http://www.snopes.com before
responding to this post.  Its an 'urban legend' folks - although there
is a tiny grain of truth in it (very tiny).

I would also suggest that folk check out the page before entering items
they've 'heard' or got in e-mail.
/SHIT!


#13 of 47 by krj on Wed Sep 19 06:28:22 2001:

LA Times music critic Robert Hilburn, in an article titled
"Judging Songs by their Titles," addresses the program directors
of the Clear Channel stations:
 
   "Far from being distasteful, many of the 150 songs on that 
    long list of 'lyrically questionable' recordings sent to you 
    by the home office are exactly what you *should* be playing in 
    the aftermath of last week's terrorist attacks."
 
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-091901hilburn.story
 
Salon has written about Clear Channel Communications at length:
it's a rather brutish corporation with no particular love of 
music which now has a stranglehold on the country's rock music radio.
Love the Telecomm Act of 1986!


#14 of 47 by bdh3 on Wed Sep 19 07:28:27 2001:

Again. Don't you get it?  Its not true.  Its another urban legend.
Yer gettin' pissed off about something that ain't even real.

(In the real (FTF) world I would hesitate to point this out to anyone as
my experience as well as observing the experience of others is that
nobody likes to be told they've been an idiot and instead of getting mad
at whomever passed on to them the basis of their idiocy they instead get
pissed at you.  'kill the messenger' as it were.)


#15 of 47 by dbratman on Wed Sep 19 07:52:52 2001:

It's not a hoax, Huang.  Read the Snopes account more closely.  The 
tiny grain of falsehood in it (very tiny) is the claim that Clear 
Channels officially banned these songs.  Some program director at Clear 
Channels DID compile a list (it's not entirely clear if it's THIS list, 
though), and DID distribute it.  Here is the report from Slate of Clear 
Channels' own original statement:

"Jack Evans, a regional senior VP of programming at Clear Channel 
insisted this list was not an effort initiated by management: "After 
and during what was happening in New York and Washington and outside of 
Pittsburgh, some of our program directors began e-mailing each other 
about songs and questionable song titles," though the finished list was 
distributed to the program directors by Clear Channel management."

Clear Channel's own press release (at biz.yahoo.com) says nothing about 
the list not being real, only that they haven't actually banned songs.


#16 of 47 by bdh3 on Wed Sep 19 08:44:31 2001:

Thus the 'banned list' doesn't exist, and thus 'Clear Channel' didn't
ban songs thus it is an 'urban legend' thus posted as such on
http://www.snopes.com .  I don't see an item about ABC network's
decision to stop broadcasting video of the planes smashing into the
towers every 34 seconds.  Is ABC 'censoring' because they have a clue
about 'sensitivity'?  (ABC et all took a major financial hit by not
carrying or 'breaking' for commercials so one can sure conclude it
wasn't for financial reasons and thus they are actually 'sensitive'.)


#17 of 47 by bdh3 on Wed Sep 19 08:47:27 2001:

For a clue re-read item #0 and think for a few seconds.


#18 of 47 by gull on Wed Sep 19 13:20:26 2001:

Re #6: Personally I think some of these songs are only on the list because
they're terminally overplayed anyway.  I'd put 'American Pie', 'Stairway to
Heaven', and 'Ironic' in those categories.  (Though I think the first two
are good songs.)


#19 of 47 by brighn on Wed Sep 19 14:33:44 2001:

"American Pie" is about people dying in a plane crash. You might not be able
to pick that up from the lyrics, though, because you need to know the history
behind it (the pivotal incident being the death of Buddy Holly, Ritchie
Valens, and The Big Bopper, allegedly drunk when they convinced their pilot
to take off in a snowstorm: "And good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
singin' 'This'll be the day that I die'"). The song is really about the death
of innocence in pop music, characterized by tht single event.
 
The most glaring absence from the list, which is what led me to believe it
was a fabrication (because this song should be in the top ten in any music
expert's mind for being wholly inappropriate from its title, even though its
content is irrelevant):

The Cure, "Killing an Arab."
 
I'd assumed "Obla-di Obla-da" was on the list for suggesting that "life goes
on." the list looks more like the first major Sick Joke than a serious list.


#20 of 47 by krj on Wed Sep 19 15:14:27 2001:

Heh.  Slate's followup piece is titled:  "Profiles in Ass Covering."


#21 of 47 by dbratman on Wed Sep 19 16:11:12 2001:

Huang: The list exists.  No denials have been issued that the list 
published is indeed the list that Clear Channels ADMITS THAT THEY 
DISTRIBUTED.

The "hoax" - the ONLY hoax admitted to date - is the tiny grain of 
falsehood (very tiny) that the list was an official ban on the songs.

You remind me of the people who insist that Alexander Pope never 
wrote "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing", uh-uh, no way, it's a 
complete fabrication - because the actual quote is "A little 
learning".  Or that the Earth isn't round - because it's slightly 
oblate.

That Clear Channels banned the songs is untrue - but a reasonable 
misinterpretation given what they DID do.  And it's the lunacy of even 
SUGGESTING that these songs not be played that's the shocking and silly 
thing here, and the reason the list warrants being giggled at.

Only if it turns out that the entire list was the product of a jokester 
will the list itself warrant the description "hoax".  And there is no 
evidence of that to date.


#22 of 47 by brighn on Wed Sep 19 17:54:47 2001:

The allegation in this item has been that, as a service to local operators,
Clear Channel compiled a list of songs that other operators had said they were
going to avoid playing. That's a far different thing from Clear Channel
generating a list on its own and then distributing it.
 
So it's not quite a hoax, but it is a major exagerration.


#23 of 47 by janc on Wed Sep 19 18:30:48 2001:

http://www.snopes2.com/inboxer/hoaxes/radio.htm

The list exists.  But it was meant only as a list of songs affiliates might
not want to play immediately after the plane crash.

Or so says Snopes.  I'm not sure how far to trust a company whose pages have
a "The URL for this page is" line on the bottom of the page with a URL
that does not work.


#24 of 47 by brighn on Wed Sep 19 21:09:35 2001:

Snopes isn't really a company. It's more of a ... thing. I dunno what to call
it. Not a company, though.


#25 of 47 by dbratman on Thu Sep 20 04:36:07 2001:

There's gullibility ... and there's gullibility.


#26 of 47 by tpryan on Thu Sep 20 17:07:00 2001:

        I have started hearing The Beatles "All You Need Is Love" more
than I have in the past.  I have not heard "Imagine" in the past week
or so.


#27 of 47 by brighn on Thu Sep 20 19:28:00 2001:

Have you had your medicine adjusted recently, Tim? That my explain the change.

Or do you mean on the RADIO? ;}


#28 of 47 by keesan on Thu Sep 20 23:19:32 2001:

I once flew on a plane that played the Buddy Holly Story during supper.  (It
was rather amusing without headphones - most of the action consisted of people
opening their mouths and waving their arms around).
Peace Train might conceivably hurt airline revenues by reminding people that
it is safer to take the train.  Amtrak got a lot of extra business recently.
Was 'Leaving on a Jet Plane' on the list?


#29 of 47 by ea on Fri Sep 21 00:58:11 2001:

yes, "Leavin on a Jet Plane" was on the list.  But only the Peter, Paul, 
and Mary version, not the John Denver version.


#30 of 47 by keesan on Fri Sep 21 01:38:21 2001:

Jim is cracking up over this last response and asks 'Huh?'.  


#31 of 47 by mcnally on Fri Sep 21 01:46:05 2001:

  Presumably John Denver is considered more likely to be in solidarity
  with airplane-crash victims..   :-O


#32 of 47 by brighn on Fri Sep 21 03:18:26 2001:

Yeah, nothin' by Ricky Nelson, then, either...


#33 of 47 by dbratman on Fri Sep 21 03:53:37 2001:

resp:28 - does the film "The Buddy Holly Story" include his death?  
Kind of an odd choice to play on an airplane if so ...


#34 of 47 by dbratman on Fri Sep 21 03:55:40 2001:

Oh, and re watching movies without the sound - I saw "A Walk in the 
Clouds" that way, and I didn't miss a thing.


#35 of 47 by brighn on Fri Sep 21 05:21:40 2001:

#33> In "Airplane!", the inflight movie is one of the Airport movies, I
believe.


#36 of 47 by bruin on Fri Sep 21 15:17:29 2001:

I have not seen "The Buddy Holly Story", but in "La Bamba" (the movie 
about Ritchie Valens), there were some scenes of planes exploding in 
mid-air.  However, the plane crash in which Holly, Valens, and the Big 
Bopper, was depicted by showing the ill-fated plane taking off and then 
switching back to Valens' family in California hearing the sad news on 
the radio.

BTW, were any Otis Redding and/or Jim Croce songs 
deemed "inappropriate"?  They also died in plane crashes.


#37 of 47 by scott on Fri Sep 21 16:46:32 2001:

"The Buddy Holly Story" ends at the final concert, and shows some text on the
screen about the crash.


#38 of 47 by brighn on Fri Sep 21 19:22:20 2001:

He was bad, bad Osama bin Laden
Baddest Muslim in the whole damn Afghan
Badder than old Saddam
Badder than Khomeini was...


#39 of 47 by brighn on Fri Sep 21 19:24:25 2001:

Since we're getting absurd, how about banning Marshall Crenshaw songs because
he played Buddy Holly in La Bamba?


#40 of 47 by ea on Sat Sep 22 04:12:05 2001:

They did not ban any Big Bopper songs (he died in the same plane crash 
as Buddy Holly).  I didn't see any Jim Croce or Otis Redding on the 
list.


#41 of 47 by gelinas on Sat Sep 22 04:16:36 2001:

I heard Cat Stevens' "Morning Has Broken" at Meijers this evening.  Don't
know who was playing it, though.


#42 of 47 by brighn on Sun Sep 23 03:10:51 2001:

#40> they didn't "ban" *any* songs.


#43 of 47 by bdh3 on Sun Sep 23 03:29:07 2001:

re#42:  I've heard that.


#44 of 47 by ea on Sun Sep 23 21:29:58 2001:

Revised version of #40:

They did not place any Big Bopper songs on the list that was 
distributed.  (he died in the same plane crash as Buddy Holly).  I 
didn't see any Jim Croce or Otis Redding on the list either.


#45 of 47 by russ on Mon Sep 24 05:18:38 2001:

Re #44:  Are there any Big Bopper songs that get regular airplay today?


#46 of 47 by mcnally on Mon Sep 24 07:17:17 2001:

  "regular" might be stretching it a bit, but "Chantilly Lace" still
  gets play on oldies stations..  my guess is that many of the people
  programming Clear Channel stations probably don't know enough about
  music to make the connection..


#47 of 47 by jaklumen on Tue Jan 8 04:06:40 2002:

The overreaction in general over Sept. 11 seems a bit extreme to me.
If I may digress from the topic of music for a moment, I work at 
Toys 'R Us, and the original Planet of the Apes model sets were pulled 
from the shelves because of the picture of the Statue of Liberty in 
ruins.  Cliff (a co-worker) and I were quite surprised to see that we 
were eventually putting them back, albeit on an overstock shelf.

It doesn't surprise me that some execs or some administrators at Clear 
Channel contemplated censoring their rotation list.  The corporation 
dominates much of our airwaves here too.


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