Grex Music2 Conference

Item 91: Songs for kids to sing

Entered by jep on Fri Oct 3 18:04:22 1997:

I've been a parent for a couple of years now, and I keep hearing
interesting kid's songs that my older kid picks up in school, or that I
learn to sing to my baby.  Heard any good ones lately?  Long ago?  Make up
any that you wouldn't mind sharing?
143 responses total.

#1 of 143 by jep on Fri Oct 3 18:12:27 1997:

This item came to be because I heard "Little Bunny Foo-foo" for the first
time last night:

Little Bunny Foo-foo
Hopping through the forest
catches the field mice
and bops them on the head
<bop one hand with the other>

nuts, can't remember the rest of it... I'll post it when I get the rest of
it from my kid.


#2 of 143 by kami on Fri Oct 3 18:43:43 1997:

along came the good fairy and said
Little bunny foo-foo
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping them on the head...
<g>


#3 of 143 by aruba on Fri Oct 3 18:53:40 1997:

.... So he bopped her?  Is that how it ends?


#4 of 143 by valerie on Fri Oct 3 18:59:16 1997:

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#5 of 143 by jep on Fri Oct 3 19:07:33 1997:

From the site http://www.zelo.com/family/nursery/foofoo.htm

(Sorry about the weird formatting, it's just the way Windows NT pasted it
into this file.)

Little Bunny Foo Foo
                     hoppin' through the forest,
                     scoopin' up the field mice
                     and boppin' em on the head. And down came the Blue
Fairy, and she said: Little Bunny FooFoo
                     I don't want to see you
                     scoopin' up the field mice
                     and boppin' em on the head. And now I'll give you
three chances, and if you keep it up, I'll turn you
                     into a goon. Little Bunny Foo Foo
                     kept hoppin' through the forest,
                     kept scoopin' up the field mice
                     and boppin' em on the head. And down came the Blue
Fairy, and she said: Little Bunny FooFoo
                     I don't want to see you
                     scoopin' up the field mice
                     and boppin' em on the head. And now I'll give you two
more chances, and if you do that again, I'll turn
                     you into a goon. Little Bunny Foo Foo
                     kept hoppin' through the forest,
                     kept scoopin' up the field mice
                     and boppin' em on the head. And down came the Blue
Fairy, and she said: Little Bunny FooFoo
                     I don't want to see you
                     scoopin' up the field mice
                     and boppin' em on the head. And now I'll give you one
more chance, and if you keep it up, I'll turn you
                     into a goon. Little Bunny Foo Foo
                     kept hoppin' through the forest,
                     kept scoopin' up the field mice
                     and boppin' em on the head. And down came the Blue
Fairy, and she said: Little Bunny FooFoo
                     I don't want to see you
                     scoopin' up the field mice
                     and boppin' em on the head. You disobeyed me three
times, so now I'm gonna turn you into a GOON!


#6 of 143 by jep on Fri Oct 3 19:12:26 1997:

Violent, Valerie?  I didn't see it as violent.


#7 of 143 by cmcgee on Fri Oct 3 19:41:48 1997:

Valerie you forgot the punchline:

And the moral of this story is "Hare today, goon tomorrow".


#8 of 143 by scott on Fri Oct 3 19:55:01 1997:

That's the tune mziemba had to sing to get out of prison at RenFest.


#9 of 143 by valerie on Sun Oct 5 15:48:53 1997:

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#10 of 143 by beeswing on Sun Oct 5 16:54:01 1997:

Well there's always "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns 'n Roses... :)


#11 of 143 by senna on Sun Oct 5 17:37:20 1997:

I love that song :)


#12 of 143 by drew on Mon Oct 6 05:19:34 1997:

Don't set the cat on fire;
you only will annoy it.
The heat will make the beast perspire;
she surely won't enjoy it.
Likewise do not ignite the dog,
the snake, the gerbil, or the frog;
and never set the cat on fire.
 
<refrain>
 
Don't open up the cabin hatch;
the air is sure to leave it.
And air is very hard to catch;
you never will retrieve it.
And though you think that life's a bore,
don't open the reactor door;
Don't open up the cabin hatch.
 
<refrain>
 
Don't change the navigator's data;
someone's sure to see you.
You know the captain's view of that:
a very bad idea.
He doesn't want his ship to race
forever lost in endless space;
Don't change the navigator's data.
 
<refrain>
 
Don't start an interstellar war;
it has no helpful uses.
When people ask you what it's for,
you'll only make excuses.
If 30 trillion folks get hurt,
you'll goto bed with no dessert;
Don't start an interstellar war.
 
<Refrain:>
 
So mind your manners,
as circumstances may require;
and never set the cat on fire.


#13 of 143 by richard on Mon Oct 6 15:32:45 1997:

When I was a kid, I loved "Puff the Magic Dragon" (Peter, P:aul and Mary)

"Puff the magic Dragon lived by the sea, frollicking in the autumnland, in
a place called Tripolea..."



#14 of 143 by bru on Mon Oct 6 15:40:45 1997:

Puff the magic dragon
lived by the sea
and frollicked in the autumn mist
in a land called Honalee

Little jackie draper
Loved that rascal puff
and brought him strings, and sealing wax
and other fancy stuff

   ----

GLory, glory, Halelujia
Teacher hit me with a ruler
hid behind the door, with a loaded .44
and the teacher ain't no more

  sung to the tune of Battle hymn of the Republic

        ----



#15 of 143 by omni on Mon Oct 6 18:27:37 1997:

 It's "Little Jackie Paper"  I've heard that song way too many times to be
wrong. ;)


#16 of 143 by ivynymph on Mon Oct 6 18:51:24 1997:

 When other and I were at the cider mill in Dexter yesterday, we 
 were standing in line behind a woman who was singing (in a rather
 sweet voice I was greatly enjoying...  ) a song with lyrics like 
 "My little baby loves shortenin', shortenin'...." and others I 
 cannot recall... I liked it..  <smile>

 I do not, however, like Little Buffy Foo-Foo.  I heard it for the
 first time not too long ago -- maybe a couple months...  I just don't
 like the whole chasing, bopping on the head kind of a thing....  ick.



#17 of 143 by bruin on Mon Oct 6 22:20:41 1997:

(To the tune of John Philip Sousa's "Stars And Striped Forever")

Be kind to your web footed friends,
For a duck may be somebody's mother.
Be kind to your friends in the swamp,
Where the weather is very, very dark.
Now you might think that this is the end.
WELL IT IS!


#18 of 143 by tpryan on Mon Oct 6 22:47:12 1997:

        You can also sing The Rolling Stones 'Satisfaction' to 
The Battle Hymn of the Republic


#19 of 143 by birdlady on Tue Oct 7 09:04:55 1997:

My favorite songs were "This Old Man" because I love saying
"nick-knack-paddy-whack" and "Bingo" because it's tricky when you have to
remember to clap x amount of times.  =)


#20 of 143 by jep on Tue Oct 7 13:11:21 1997:

#17: "Be Kind To Your Friends In The Swamp" was sung by Carol Burnette in
her variety show from the 1970's.

#19: I've been singing to my (now 16 month old son) since his birth.
"This Old Man" is a staple.  It's a great song for a baby because it's
repetitious.  "The Ants go marching" is another good one.

I've sung a number of strange songs to the little guy.  Half of the songs
I can sing are pornographic, and we've avoided those... however, I know
some of the marching songs I learned in Army basic training.  They're
repetitious, too, and also easy to sing, and he likes them.

I also know a song about Dungeons and Dragons (a game I used to play to
excess).  Use the music from "Ballad of the Green Berets":

Put a sword into his hand
He did join a lawful band
Killing stirges two by two
He was done in by an M-U

Fireballs are hard to fight
They give off heat, and lots of light
He didn't make his saving throw
He was crisped from head to toe

The moral's plain for all to see
When you're playing D&D
And you meet an evil MU
Kill him first, or he'll kill you

Cause fireballs are hard to fight
They give off heat and lots of light
He didn't make his saving throw
He was crisped from head to toe

I know, I know, violent as can be... but I didn't grow up in Ann Arbor,
and don't have the horror of violence that some of you have picked up.


#21 of 143 by bru on Tue Oct 7 13:32:01 1997:

Go back a little bit further for the origins of "Be Kind to your web Footed
Freinds"  Back to the 50's.  Back to damn...  What is his name?  The show that
did the sing alongs.  Mitch Miller Show.  He ended every show with that song.




#22 of 143 by bruin on Tue Oct 7 13:33:34 1997:

RE #20 The aforementioned "Stars and Stripes Forever" parody was also the
closing theme for "Sing Along With Mitch," which was a popular show in the
early 1960's based on Mitch Miller's "Sing Along" LP's.


#23 of 143 by anderyn on Wed Oct 8 01:47:55 1997:

Well, John, it can't be any worse than the time I was nursing Rhiannon
and singing to her and suddenly realized that I was singing "Long
Lankin" (a song by one of my very favoritest groups of all time,
Steeleye Span, which deals with murder, infanticide, and other lovely
things like that!). I stopped mid-word and went, oh my, I wonder if
that's going to warp her little brain forever. I'm glad to say that
it did and she *adores* folk music. :-)

Most of the songs I know that are suitable for singing to children are
the ones I learned at school -- found a peanut, this old man, the ants
go marching, greensleeves, she'll be comin' round the mountain, the
battle hymn of the republic, and a whole bunch of stuff from the "sing
out" songbook (which I recommend, since it has lyrics for all sorts
of old songs).


#24 of 143 by jep on Wed Oct 8 15:10:07 1997:

I don't know the lyrics to "Greensleeves".  I didn't know it had lyrics.
That's the very sort of thing I'm looking for, in fact.

It's surprising to me how interested I've become in such things as songs
for children.  Kids can have an impact on your life if you aren't careful.
(And I've been undiligent about limiting their influence on mine.)


#25 of 143 by valerie on Wed Oct 8 17:58:58 1997:

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#26 of 143 by bmoran on Thu Oct 9 13:49:19 1997:

This is from the Jefferson Starship's * Blows Against The Empire *
The Baby Tree     Words and Music by Rosalie Sorrels

There's an island way out in the sea
Where the babys they all grow on trees
And it's jolly good fun
To swing in the sun
But you gotta watch out if you sneeze-sneeze
You gotta watch out if you sneeze

Yeah you gotta watch out if you sneeze
For swingin' up there in the breeze
You're liable to cough
You might very well fall off
And tumble down flop on your knees-knees
Tumble down flop on your knees

And when the stormy winds wail
And the breezes blow high in a gale
There's a curious dropping and flopping and plopping
And fat little babies just hail-hail
Fat little babies just hail

And the babies lie there in a pile
And the adults they come after awhile
And they always pass by
All the babies that cry
And take only babies that smile-smile
They take only babies thay smile...
Even triplets and twins if they'll smile



I can't guess how many times Pat fell asleap or at least quieted down
while I was singing this to him. 


#27 of 143 by jep on Thu Oct 9 13:52:48 1997:

According to the WWW page at:

http://tnj.phys.tue.nl/users/jos/cits/lm/lorecd45.html

The song was written by King Henry VIII (though she had a caveat that not
everyone believes it).

Here are the lyrics:

Alas my love you do me wrong
To cast me off discourteously;
And I have loved you oh so long
Delighting in your company.

Greensleeves was my delight,
Greensleeves my heart of gold
Greensleeves was my heart of joy
And who but my Lady Greensleeves.

I have been ready at your hand
To grant whatever thou would'st crave;
I have waged both life and land
Your love and goodwill for to have.

Greensleeves was my delight,
Greensleeves was my heart of gold
Greensleeves was my heart of joy
And who but my Lady Greensleeves.

Thy petticoat of sendle white
With gold embroidered gorgeously;
Thy petticoat of silk and white
And these I bought thee gladly.

Greensleeves was my delight,
Greensleeves my heart of gold
Greensleeves was my heart of joy
And who but my Lady Greensleeves.


#28 of 143 by bru on Thu Oct 9 13:59:11 1997:

Same tune, different song.

Away, away, come away with me.
Where the grass grows wild and the wind blows free.
Away, away, come away with me.
And I'll build you a home in the meadow.



#29 of 143 by valerie on Thu Oct 9 17:08:31 1997:

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#30 of 143 by kami on Thu Oct 9 18:01:18 1997:

alas my dear
you've done me dirt
to sew green sleeves
on my yellow shirt...

And then there's --
Morning has broken,
Somebody fi-ix it...

And in the category of "pagan filk",
The earth is our mother
She makes us wear our shoes...


#31 of 143 by orinoco on Thu Oct 9 21:34:51 1997:

Actually, I'd herad "She makes us clean our room" on that last one. 
Isn't there also a Christmas song of some sort to the tune of Greensleeves?


#32 of 143 by janc on Thu Oct 9 23:17:41 1997:

Sally Rogers does this counting song / lullaby on her "Quite O'Clock" album.
I never heard it as a kid, but I like it as an adult, and it's been running
through my head for a few days now.  I just took the opportunity to relisten
to it and get it right.  As counting songs go, its a bit complex.

        One man shall mow my meadow.
        Two men shall gather it together.
        Two men,
           and one more shall sheer my lambs and ewes and rams
        And shall gather it all together.

        Three men shall mow my meadow.
        Four men shall gather it together.
        Four men, Three men, Two men,
           and one more shall sheer my lambs and ewes and rams
        And shall gather it all together.

        Five men shall mow my meadow.
        Six men shall gather it together.
        Six men, Five men, Four men, Three men, Two men,
           and one more shall sheer my lambs and ewes and rams
        And shall gather it all together.

        Seven men shall mow my meadow.
        Eight men shall gather it together.
        Eight men, Seven men, Six men, Five men, Four men, Three men, Two men,
           and one more shall sheer my lambs and ewes and rams
        And shall gather it all together.

        Nine men shall mow my meadow.
        Ten men shall gather it together.
        Ten men, Nine men, Eight men, Seven men, Six men, Five men, Four men,
           Three men, Two men,
           and one more shall sheer my lambs and ewes and rams
        And shall gather it all together.


#33 of 143 by tpryan on Fri Oct 10 23:40:03 1997:

        Shel Shilverstein wrote that Boa Constrictor song.  He has done
a good number of children's projects.   Also done some very adult things
to.
        I can also recommend seeking out a "Rise up Singing" songbook.
Many song you'll rcognize in the Kids & Fun segments. Others you just
might want to seek out.


#34 of 143 by other on Sat Oct 11 02:41:03 1997:

32: s/sheer/shear


#35 of 143 by bru on Sat Oct 11 02:51:59 1997:

One hen,
Two Ducks,
Three squwaking geese,
Four lymeric oysters,
Five porpoling porpoises,
Six pairs of Don Alfonzos tweezers.
Seven Thousand Macedonians in full battle array.

(I can't remember eight and nine...)

Ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep who pull up to the
que on the quay and get queezy for the very first time!


#36 of 143 by bruin on Sat Oct 11 14:23:45 1997:

And nobody has mentioned "99 Bottles Of Beer" yet!


#37 of 143 by valerie on Sat Oct 11 22:56:15 1997:

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#38 of 143 by abchan on Sun Oct 12 02:09:37 1997:

There's always the "Green Grass" song that seems to go on forever.
So does "Twelve Days of Christmas" and variations.


#39 of 143 by kami on Mon Oct 13 03:22:25 1997:

re: #31- infinite variations...

re: 32- Just heard this the other day.  Love it! Not exactly for kids...<g>

re: 38- counting down songs are a common type.  They're a lot of fun. Once.


#40 of 143 by krj on Mon Oct 13 05:41:12 1997:

I've given the three Chenille Sisters childrens' tape to Leslie's
sisters' kids; they are big hits, but I don't know how many of the 
songs the kids sing along with.
 
One of the Seeger family -- I think it was Mike -- has a collection of 
American children's folk songs on the Smithsonian Folkways label.
 
RISE UP SINGING, which tpryan (I think) mentioned above, where it 
scrolled out of my buffer...  anyway, RISE UP SINGING is the 
canonical collection of American folk songs.  It's published by 
SING OUT! magazine, PO Box 5253, Bethlehem PA, 18015; (610) 865-5366.
Or you should be able to get a copy through Elderly Instruments in 
Lansing, and probably Herb David in Ann Arbor.


#41 of 143 by krj on Mon Oct 13 05:45:10 1997:

   ((( how did I overlook linking this to the Music conference for so
       long?    Fall '97 Agora #33  <--->  Music #91  )))


#42 of 143 by krj on Mon Oct 13 05:56:10 1997:

Haven't heard this one in several generations of kids....
 
   "On top of spaghetti / All covered with cheese
    I lost my poor meatball  /  When somebody sneezed..."

There were probably more verses which I no longer recall.
 
Mom used to sing to me:
   "You are my sunshine, my (lost-word) sunshine
    You make me happy, when skies are grey.
    You'll never know dear, how much I love you.
    Please don't taaaaake my sunshine away."
 
And when I was older, and at summer camp, there was a great song 
about the Titanic, which I don't have all of any more.
   "Oh, they built the ship Titanic, to sail the ocean blue
    And they thought they had a ship that the water could not go through...
    (lost-lines)
    
    It was sad   [So sad]
    It was sad   [So sad]
    It was sad when the great ship went down, to the bottom of the --
    Husbands and their wives, little children lost their lives, 
    It was sad when the great ship went down."
 
Probably not a good song for preschoolers.


#43 of 143 by bru on Mon Oct 13 13:09:09 1997:

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.
You make me happy, when skies are grey.
You'll never know dear, how much I love you,
Please don't take my sunshine away.

The other night dear, while I lay sleeping.
I dreamt I held you in my arms.
When I awoke dear, I was mistaken.
So I hung my head and cried.

        Actually, there is a recording of elvis singing this song out there.

Oh they built the ship Gardenia, to sail the ocean pink.
And they thought they had a ship, that the enemy couldn't sink.
But the good lord raised his hand adn said the ship would never sail,
It was sad when the great ship went down.

Oh it was sad, so sad.
Oh it was sad, so sad.
It was sad when teh great ship went down
        To the bottom of the...
Uncles and aunts, little children lost there pants
It was sad when the great ship went down.

        Don't ask me.  I only sang it as a kid.

Suffocation, musty suffocation.
Suffocation, th game we love to play!
First you take a plastic bag,
Then you put it on your head.
Go to bed, wake up dead...
Suffocation, musty suffocation.
Suffocation, the game we love to play!

        My mother swears we three kids made this song up on a trip to
Indianapolis.  The tune is from a game advertisement that came out at the same
time, but I can't remember what the game was or making the song up.  It was
from around 1965 or so.


#44 of 143 by valerie on Mon Oct 13 15:37:09 1997:

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#45 of 143 by ivynymph on Mon Oct 13 18:44:00 1997:

....  re #42
    "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine"



#46 of 143 by jep on Mon Oct 13 19:39:47 1997:

Parents of very small children *love* songs such as "100 bottles of beer"
and "Found a peanut".  You can sing such songs forever.  This gives your
spouse the chance to regain his/her sanity, as the infant is more or less
quiet while being sung to.  It's only relative, but you'd be amazed, at
2:30 a.m. and up for the 3rd time (so far) what a difference it can make.
Also, you find, with a little practice, you can 'program' yourself to 
keep singing.  You may get some much-needed sleep in this way, or watch
TV*, or even read.  (If you can read with no hands.  One infant requires 3
or 4 hands constantly.)

*Please don't sneer at TV-watching.  It is very intellectually stimulating,
compared, say, to being screamed at at 2:30 a.m.


#47 of 143 by other on Mon Oct 13 20:30:55 1997:

listen children to a story that was written long ago
'bout a kingdom on a mountain, and the vfalley far below.
on the mountain was a treasure, buried deep beneath a stone
and the valley people swore they'd have it for their very own.

Chorus:  go ahead and hate your neighbor
go ahead and cheat a friend
do it in the name of heaven, you can justify it in the end
but there won't be any trumpets blowing, come the judgement day.
on the bloody morning after, one tin soldier rides away.

so the people of the valley sent a message up the hill
asking for the buried treasure, tons of gold for which they'd kill.
came an answer from the mountain: with all people we will share
all the secrets of our kingdom, all the treasure buried there.

<chorus

now the valley cried with anger, "mount your horses, draw your swords"
and they killed the mountain people, so they won their just rewards.
now they stood beside the treasure on the mountain dark and red,
turned the stone and looked beneath it: "peace on earth" was all it said.

<chorus>


(i first heard this on tv, in the movie "Billy Jack")
it is still one of my alltime favorite songs.


#48 of 143 by orinoco on Mon Oct 13 21:56:30 1997:

I heard a different version of the "Good Ship Gardenia" song...

Oh they built the Titanic to sail the ocean blue,
And they said it was a ship that the water wouldn't go through
But they christened it with beer
And it sank right off the pier:
It was sad when the great ship went down.


#49 of 143 by ivynymph on Mon Oct 13 22:38:57 1997:

 Come to think of it, no one sang to me much when I was a kid.   I was
 told stories, but I'm told I didn't like to be sung to.  I liked to 
 lie and listen to the heart beat, to be spoken to, etc...  I'm wondering if
 I was just aware that no one in my family can sing well.  <smile>

 I like visual stimulation (colour especially), my father's voice,
 and being cuddled....  hmm...  

 I would suppose those facts help describe why I don't know many
 children's songs.



#50 of 143 by kami on Tue Oct 14 01:10:13 1997:

Ivy Nymph, do you have unusually good relative pitch, or some such
>>affliction?
>>
>>Other, we used to sing that in Sunday School.  Also "Dona Dona":
>>On a wagon
>>Bound for market
>>There's a calf with a mournful eye.
>>High above him
>>There's a swallow
>>Winging swiftly through the sky
>>Ch: Dona dona, dona dona dona dona, dona dona dona don...
>>
>>Stop complaining
>>Said the farmer
>>Who told you a calf to be?
Why don't you have wings to fly with,
Like the swallow so brave and free?

Ch.

Calves are easily bound and slaughtered
Never knowing the reason why.
Those who treasure freedom
Like the swallow must learn to fly.

Ch.

(there, took me three tries to remember it...)

Then there's always:
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school
We have tortured all the teachers we have broken all the rules
We have marched into the office and have hung the principal
And now we're marching on!

(I've forgotten what we did to the chorus...)


#51 of 143 by bru on Tue Oct 14 02:31:48 1997:

Glory Glory, Hallelujia.
Teacher hit me with a ruler.
Hid behind the door with a loaded .44
now the teacher ain't no more!


#52 of 143 by rcurl on Tue Oct 14 04:04:14 1997:

I don't know any "childrens' songs" but I know hundreds of ballads, and
I sang those to my daughter at bath time -= until she started to bathe
herself. Among her favorites were "The Nut Tree", "Battle Hymn of the
Republic" (not any parody), "The Ship John B", "The Drunken Sailor",
"Home on the Range", "I Ain't Gonna Sin No Mo'", etc.


#53 of 143 by ivynymph on Tue Oct 14 11:14:59 1997:

 re #50:  Actually, I'm partialy tone deaf...



#54 of 143 by valerie on Tue Oct 14 16:42:21 1997:

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#55 of 143 by jep on Tue Oct 14 19:44:54 1997:

Useful?

I'm having fun with it, if that matters!  But no, I haven't sung any new
songs to my 16 month old that came to my attention because of this item.
Not yet, anyway.  I may print out "Greensleeves" and try him on that one.


#56 of 143 by omni on Tue Oct 14 22:28:01 1997:

  I don't know about jep, but all the songs are nicely cought in my head.


#57 of 143 by bruin on Tue Oct 14 22:47:35 1997:

I also remember hearing Garrison Keillor sing variations on "Battle Hymn Of
The Republic" on a broadcast of "A Prairie Home Companion," one of which was
about sleeping attire (or lack of it).  Wish I had those lyrics available,
but I'd be reluctant to post them here.  It's a copyright thing.


#58 of 143 by krj on Wed Oct 15 02:37:34 1997:

Keillor often does selections of classic camp songs.
I'd be amazed if this one is copyrighted.
 
I wear my pink pajamas in the summer when it's hot
I wear my flannel nightie in the winter when it's not
And sometimes when it's in the spring and sometimes in the fall
I slip between the covers with nothing on at all.
 


#59 of 143 by senna on Wed Oct 15 04:16:58 1997:

For some reason, Hail to the Victors was endeared to me in my early childhood
and has stuck ever since.  I'm not sure whether my dad actively sang it or
I just picked it up over years of watching football (or if I was born with
the knowledge.  My mother went into labor the day of the 1979 Michigan-Ohio
State game).  My mom used to sing a couple songs from Music Man occasionally.


#60 of 143 by jep on Wed Oct 15 16:58:40 1997:

I have sung a dozen or so verses of the Michigan Tech "Engineer's Fight
Song" to my kid:

We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the engineers,
We can, we can, we can, we can, drink all of 40 beers,
drink up, drink up, drink up, drink up, and come along with us,
for we don't give a darn for any man who don't give a darn for us!

There are many verses to this song.  Maybe I'll enter some of them
sometime.


#61 of 143 by kami on Wed Oct 15 19:15:15 1997:

Now I remember:
Glory, glory hallelujah,
Teacher hit me with a ruler,
I hit her on the butt
With a rotten coconut
And truth goes marching on.

(I grew up in Florida)

Gareth used to ask me to sing "the lady ate a fly" a lot:
I know an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don't know why, she swallowed a fly
Perhaps she'll die...

I know an old lady who swallowed a spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
But I don't know why she swallowed a fly
Perhaps she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a bird
How absurd, to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly... etc.

I know an old lady to swallowed a cat
Imagine that- she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her...etc.

I know an old lady who swallowed a dog
What a hog- to swallow a dog.
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...etc.

I know an old lady who swallowed a goat,
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat.
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...etc.

...swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow.
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat...etc.

...swallowed a horse.
She's dead of courrs.
She swallowed the horse to catch the cow...etc.


#62 of 143 by qt314 on Mon Oct 20 13:12:08 1997:

My Mother and Grandmother sang this song to me each morning when I woke up,
and every night when I was put to bed (when I was little.)

        Please tell me why the stars to shine
        Please tell me why the ivy does twine
        Please tell me why the sky's so blue
        And I'll tell you why I love you.

        Because G-d made the stars to shine
        Because G-d made the ivy to twine
        Because G-d made the sky so blue
        Because G-d made you, that's why I love you.


#63 of 143 by kami on Mon Oct 20 17:48:44 1997:

I remember that one.  Awwww.

If I try to sing the boys a lulaby these days, especially Gareth (the
younger), I get "not THAT one".  <g>  But one of my favorites is;
Sleep baby sleep, father guards the sheep.  
Mother shakes the dreamland tree
So down will come sweet dreams for thee,
Sleep baby sleep.

Sleep baby sleep, our cottage vale lies deep.
The lambs are on the hill at night,
Their coats all soft and fleecy-white,
Sleep baby sleep.

Sleep baby sleep, the greater stars are sheep
The smaller stars are lambs I guess
The moon's their gentle shepherdess
Sleep baby sleep.

(I've forgotten the last verse- something moralistic.  I know the first
verse is rather sexist, but it's still a rather sweet set of images.)


#64 of 143 by lumen on Mon Oct 20 21:27:12 1997:

re #44:  The last two verses are as follows (but I don't have them perfect,
either):

And then my poor meatball
As tasty could be
in early next summer
grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered
with beautiful moss.
It grew lovely meatballs,
and tomato sauce!

One of my favorite lullabies as a child I know no one will know the music for,
for it is a poem that my father set to an acoustical guitar accompaniment.
The lyrics are as follows:

Have you ever heard of the Sugarplum Tree?
'Tis a marvel of great renown;
It blooms on the shore of the Lollipop Sea
In the garden of Shuteye town.

The fruit that it bears is so wonderfully sweet
As those who have tasted it say,
and good little children have only to eat
of the fruit to be happy next day.

When you get to the tree, you will have a hard time
to reach the fruit of which I sing,
For the tree is so tall that no person can climb
To the boughs where the sugarplums swing.

Now up in that tree sits a chocolate cat,
and a gingerbread dog prowls below.
And this is the way you contrive to get at
the sugarplums tempting you so.

You say but a word to the gingerbread dog,
and he barks with such terrible zest!
The chocolate cat is at once all agog,
her swelling proportions attest.

The chocolate cat goes cavorting around,
from this leafy limb onto that.
The sugarplums tumble of course to the ground,
Hooray for that chocolate cat!

There are gumdrops, marshmallows, and peppermint canes,
and stripings of scarlet and gold,
and other good things for children to eat--
as much as your apron can hold.

Now come little child, cuddle closer to me,
in your dainty white night cap and gown,
and I'll rock you away to the Sugarplum Tree,
in the garden of Shuteye town.

[repeat first stanza]


#65 of 143 by orinoco on Tue Oct 21 01:08:58 1997:

A favorite my grandmother used to sing...
It's called Ragtime Cowboy Jones, and I'm not sure I'll be able to remember
all of it:
He always sings
Ragged music to teh cattle as he swings
Back and forward in the saddle on his horse,
Pretty good horse,
Who's a syncopated gator <?>
And it's such a funny meter
At the roar of his repeater how they run
When they hear the fellow's gun because the folks out West all know
He's a highfalutin' rootin' rootin'
Son-of-a-gun from Arizona
Ragtime Cowboy Jones.

I think it would have made more sense if I wasn't remembering it from ages
and ages ago.


#66 of 143 by bruin on Tue Oct 21 12:42:48 1997:

I remember a version of "Ragtime Cowboy Jones" by (the original) David 
Seville and the Chipmunks.  Around 1961 or 1962, I do believe.


#67 of 143 by bru on Tue Oct 21 15:30:41 1997:

correct bruin

What is deeper than the sea?
What is higher than a tree?
What is louder than a horn?
What is sharper than a thorn?
What is lighter than the light?
What is darker than the night?
What is colder than the clay?
What is broader than the Way?

Tell me why
So many questions
tell me why 
the devil lies
tell me why
Who will live and Who will die
Tell me why
Tell me why

Hell is deeper than the sea
Heaven is higher than a tree
Thunder is louder than a horn
Hunger is sharper than a thorn
Truth is whiter than the light
The devil is darker than the night
Death is colder than the clay
Love is broader than the way.

        Steeleye Span  "Tell me Why" from Sails of Silver

Lemon icecream
Cinnamon Tea
There I wanna be 
Where the livin' is free
Won't you come along with me...

To the big rock candy mountain
Thats where I'd like to be
By the soda water fountain
and beneath the yum-yum tree
It's a land of milk and honey
where there ain't no work to do
We'll sleep all day in the new mown hay
The train is a-leavin' and I'm on my way...
to the big rock candy mountain.

That big rock candy mountain
Where the hens lay soft boiled eggs
the bulll dogs all have rubber teeth
and the cops have wooden legs

        can't remember any more at the moment

Gonna tie my hopes to freedoms star
Gonna spread the word both near and far
stand tall young man hold your head up high
the gift of freedom you cannot buy.
Hold tight, my brother, to freedoms star

In a world so full of doubt and fear 
every man must guard his rights so dear
Listen to what's said
and know what it means
To hold these words so pure, and so clean.

        Freedoms Star

....

When I was a kid, my favorite records were one titled

        Peter, Please, it's pancakes!

About a little boy who wouln't get up in time for breakfast on Sunday Morning

and

        Casey Jones

Come all you rounders if you want to hear
The story 'bout, a great engineer
Casey Jones was the rounders name
on a six-eight wheeler's how hw won his fame.

The caller called Casey at a half past four
He kissed his wife at the station door
Mounted to the cabin with his orders in his hand
and took his travel trip to the promised land

Put your hand on the throttle and shovel your coal
Put your head out the window, watch the drivers rool
I'll run her till she leaves the rails
cause we're eight hours late with the western mail.

He looked at his watch and his watch was slow
He looked at the water, and the water was low
he looked at the fireman and then he said
"We're gonna reach frisco but we'll all be dead

Now casey pulled up that mean old hill
hetooted to the crossing with an awful shrill
The switchman knew by the engines moan
That the man at the throttle was Casey Jones

He pulled up within two miles of the place
Number Four stared him right in the face
He turned to the fireman said"Boy, you better jump!"
"Cause there's two locomotives thats a going to bump."



#68 of 143 by rcurl on Tue Oct 21 17:14:00 1997:

The Big Rock Candy Mountain isn't PC anymore. The refrain is

The buzzin' of the bees in the cigarette trees,
The soda water fountains
The lemonade springs, where the blue birds sing
In the big Rock Candy mountains.


#69 of 143 by arabella on Tue Oct 21 21:22:10 1997:

Glory, Glory Halleluia!
Teacher hit me with a ruler,
I bopped her on the bean
With a rotten tangerine,
and her teeth came marching out...

My family used to sing "Ragtime Cowboy JOE" (not Jones) and my
mom would play the accompaniment on the guitar...  I'll call
her and see if she remembers all the words.



#70 of 143 by diznave on Tue Oct 21 22:28:52 1997:

RE #35: I know a different version.  ;->

one fat hen
a couple of ducks
three brown bears
four running hares
five fat, fickled, females, sitting, sipping scotch
six simple simons sitting on a stump
seven sinbad sailors, sailing, sailing the seven seas in a sloop 
eight egotistical egotists, echoing, echoing egotistical ecstasies
nine nude nublions, nibbling, nibbling on knats, nuts, and nicotine
ten: I'll never be a fig nor a fig pluckers son, but I'll pluck them figs
     'till the fig pluckers come.

Here's a song my grandmother used to sing to me on the way to kindergarden,
whenever I was afraid to go:

        Do your ears hang low?
        Do they wobble to and fro?
        Can you tie them in a knot?
        Can you tie them in a bow?
        Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
        Like a Continental Soldier?
        Do your ears hang low?

        Do your ears hang high?
        Do they reach up to the sky?
        Do they wrinkle when they're wet?
        Do they straighten when they're dry?
        Can you wave 'em at your neighbor
        With an element of flavor?
        Do your ears hang high?

        Do your ears hang wide?
        Do they flap from side to side?
        Do they wave in the breeze
        From the slightest little sneeze?
        Can you soar above the nation
        With a feeling of elevation?
        Do your ears hang wide?

        Do your ears fall off
        When you give a great big cough?
        Do they lie there on the ground
        Or bounce up at every sound?
        Can you stick them in your pocket
        Just like Davy Crockett?
        Do your ears fall off?

She also sang _Found a Peanut_, _There Was An Old Woman Who Swalloed A Fly_,
_I've Been Working On The Railroad_, _There's A Hole In The Bucket_, and
_Frere Jacques_.

If it wasn't for her, I would have been a wreck during kindergarden. I lived
five blocks away from the school. I don't really remember this too well, but
they tell me that the first time I heard a fire alarm, I ran home.


#71 of 143 by qt314 on Tue Oct 21 22:59:02 1997:

My Grandmother used to sing this song to us whenever she saw us when we were
little and especially when we were about to leave to go home.

        I love you,
        A bushel and a peck
        A bushel and a peck
        And a hug around the neck.

        A hug around the neck
        And a barrel and a heap
        A barrel and a heap 
        And I lose a lot of sleep
        Over you.

then she would kiss and hug us and tell us how much she loved us.  Gee, I
really miss her. *sigh*


#72 of 143 by diznave on Wed Oct 22 05:11:39 1997:

I really miss my grandmother too, Marla. She was a wonderful woman. I think
shw had an agreement with my parents. They would expose us to jazz and
classical and folk music, and she would teach us the nursery rhymes/children's
songs.


#73 of 143 by aruba on Wed Oct 22 08:16:56 1997:

Wow, I never heard most of these songs, and a lot of them sound really neat.
I especially liked lumen's Sugarplum Tree song in #64.


#74 of 143 by bru on Wed Oct 22 13:02:16 1997:

Oh!  Another of my favorite songs was called  "The White Buffalo"

There's an old indian legend
I was told long ago.
It's about a special valley,
and the white buffalo.

There are few who have seen him
though they look high and low.
For the trail is long and winding,
to the white buffalo.

The legend says you'll find him
if your heart is brave and true.
And you treet all men as brothers,
no matter what they do.

I have searched for that valley
since I started to grow.
I won't stop until I find it,
and the white buffalo.


#75 of 143 by orinoco on Wed Oct 22 22:40:26 1997:

"Bushel and a Peck" is from _Guys and Dolls_ I think.



#76 of 143 by kami on Thu Oct 23 01:27:41 1997:

I grew up singing musicals along with the records, or just at bedtime;
Hello Dolly, Music Man, Man of Lamancha, My Fair Lady, Sound of Music, etc.


#77 of 143 by lumen on Thu Oct 23 05:04:11 1997:

re #73:  I could see about taping the song for you if you like, aruba.  it
is really cool.  My father doesn't have much musical ability other than his
singing and guitar playing, and I think that was his only composition, so I
was impressed when I learned he came up with it.


#78 of 143 by aruba on Thu Oct 23 20:40:20 1997:

That would be neat.  I don't have kids, so I don't need it urgently, but I
would enjoy hearing it.


#79 of 143 by lumen on Thu Oct 23 23:09:28 1997:

Ok-- anytime you would like it.  I don't have ready access to decent recording
equipment..


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#81 of 143 by diznave on Fri Oct 24 16:16:16 1997:

Yep, my grandmother alternated between versions she would sing to me,
depending on her mood. 


#82 of 143 by aruba on Fri Oct 24 21:12:21 1997:

Katie told me that the tune that goes with "Do Your Ears Hang Low" is called
"Turkey and the Straw".


#83 of 143 by orinoco on Sat Oct 25 20:48:54 1997:

Re#80: Could be, but the "Tie 'em in a knot" bit would be _painful_ ;)

And I'd heard the final line of that Casey Jones chorus as "And he took a
farewell trip to the promised land"


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#86 of 143 by tpryan on Sun Oct 26 14:04:17 1997:

        Casey Jones was written soon after the event.  However, Mr. Jones
was not amused by the often little used/heard last verse:

Casey said just before he died
"There're two more road I would like to ride"
The fireman said "Whic once can they be?"
"O the Northern Pacific & the Santa Fe"
Mrs. Jones sat a her bed a-sighing
Just to hear the news that her Casey was dying
"Hush up children, and quit your cryin'
For you've got another ppoppa on the Salt Lake Line"
(with proper insertion into the chorus)
...got another poppa/...on the Salt Lake Line
...got another poppa/ For you've got ... Line

(page 230 of my Rise Up Singing,
        hey I paid my $15, and I don't do that much performing from it).
        Like I said before, 1,200 songs, words chords & sources
        Herb David sould have this Sing Out Publication.


<now I'm gonna have to get out my Tech Graffiti tape and listen to 
all those Michigan Tech filks>.


#87 of 143 by snowth on Sun Oct 26 16:17:57 1997:

Re:85 Yeah. I know that one. There's also another version. It's the same style
and tune, just different lyrics:

The littlest worm
I ever saw
Was stuck inside
My soda straw

He said to me
Don't take a sip
For if you do
I'll surely slip

I took a sip
And he went down
Right through my pipes
He must have drowned

I coughed him up
And he was dead
I buried him
In my mother's bed

The moral of
This little tale
If you meet a worm
Then don't inhale


#88 of 143 by orinoco on Sun Oct 26 16:21:08 1997:

Whoa.  Never heard that one before...


#89 of 143 by janc on Sun Oct 26 17:12:47 1997:

I'm kind of puzzled by the Casey Jones songs.  John Luther Jones was an
engineer on the Illinois Central Railroad.  His train was in a head-on crash
with another.  Instead of leaping from the locomotive, he stayed at the brake,
presumably trying to slow the train as much as possible, and save the lives
of as many of his passengers as possible.  He died in the wreck (on April 30,
1900).  Since he was dead, Tim is probably right that he wasn't amused by the
song.  But as a tribute to a fairly heroic fellow, the song seems rather
strange.


#90 of 143 by tpryan on Mon Oct 27 02:57:27 1997:

        Oops, make that Mrs. Jones.  Swear I saw that s on my screen.

        Also check out "Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts" from August House,
put out in 1995.  subtitle is "the subversive folkore of childhood"
so any of those words should help you find it.  It gives many 
lyrics to childhood songs, with many variants.


#91 of 143 by bru on Mon Oct 27 15:20:03 1997:

well, maybe we need a Casey Jones item...

"Casey said just before he died,
There's two more roads that I'd like to ride.
The fireman said, "What could they be?"
The Southern Pacific adn the Santa Fe.

Mrs. Jones sat on her bed and sigh.
Just recieved the message, that Casey had died.
"Go to bed children and stop your cryin',
Cause your daddy's now ridin' on the Heavenly line."

Casey jones, 
Mounted to the Cabin.
Casey Jones,
With his orders in his hand.
Casey Jones,
Mounted to the cabin
and he took his travel trip to the promised land.

(I hate when they change words to make them politically expedient.)


#92 of 143 by jep on Mon Oct 27 16:36:46 1997:

The song "Do your ears hang low?" has many forms.  Katie Geddes told me
once she heard it as "Do your boobs hang low?"  I've never heard the
original lyrics, "Turkey in the straw".

I know lyrics to the song posted in #85 and #87, which came to me from the
Army, where it is used as a marching song:

The prettiest girl, I ever saw
Was sipping bourbon, through a straw
<repeat>

I walked right up, and said hello,
her big blue eyes, were all aglow

I placed my hand, upon her knee
She said "Young man, you're teasing me"

I placed my hand, upon her thigh,
she said "Young man, you're much too high"

Her daddy had, a white shotgun
<I've forgotten the 2nd half of this lyric>

And now I've got, a mother in law
and 14 kids, who call me 'Pa'


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#94 of 143 by orinoco on Tue Oct 28 23:59:58 1997:

I don't know, the tune I've always known as "Turkey in the Straw" is different
from "Casey Jones", but there's so much variation that I guess that's not much
of an indication.


#95 of 143 by bru on Wed Oct 29 14:28:38 1997:

Turkey in the straw is not the tune to Casey Jones, never heard of turkey in
th pan...


#96 of 143 by diznave on Wed Oct 29 16:47:06 1997:

"...drivin' that train, high on cocaine, Casey Jones you better watch your
speed..."


#97 of 143 by orinoco on Wed Oct 29 18:53:30 1997:

Someow I don't think that's quite the same :)


#98 of 143 by bru on Thu Oct 30 00:36:37 1997:

While looking thru the knot-hole in granpa's wooden leg,
Why do they build the beach so near the shore?
Fetch me the axe there's a tick on jinny's ear,
A boy's best freind is his mother!


I dare anyone to tell me where that song is from.


#99 of 143 by bruin on Thu Oct 30 01:06:23 1997:

Do you remember this variation of the "Casey Jones" song?

Once upon a time there was an engineer.
Choo-Choo Charley was his name, we hear.
He had a locomotive and he sure had fun.
He used Good & Plenty Candy to make his train run.

"Charley says," "Love my Good & Plenty!"
"Charley says," "Really rings the bell!" (ding)
"Charley says," "Love my Good & Plenty!
Don't know any kind of candy that I love so well!"


#100 of 143 by void on Thu Oct 30 06:15:01 1997:

   does anyone have the lyrics for "monster's lullabye" and/or "you
bash the balrog?"


#101 of 143 by diznave on Thu Oct 30 19:50:46 1997:

bruin, there is another version of the Good & Plenty tune called _The Monkey
and the Engineer_. The Grateful Dead used to play it in concert once in a blue
moon (completely different song  from the Casey Jones tune I quoted above).
I wish I could remember all the words to _The Monkey and the Engineer_. It
*does* have the same first line as your Good & Plenty tune.


#102 of 143 by orinoco on Thu Oct 30 22:28:50 1997:

re#98: I seem to recall hearing someone blame it on the Marx brothers.


#103 of 143 by kami on Fri Oct 31 06:02:12 1997:

Void, I think I *may* have The Monster's Lullaby on "Look What Followed
Me HOme", if I can find it, and I may have "You Bash the Balrog in the
Westerfilk II songbook.


#104 of 143 by void on Sat Nov 1 06:49:40 1997:

   thanks, kami.


#105 of 143 by kami on Sun Nov 2 05:40:13 1997:

So, come by when you've got a break and we'll look for this stuff.


#106 of 143 by void on Mon Nov 3 19:11:48 1997:

   hmmm...i'll e-mail you. my next break may not be for a while.


#107 of 143 by kami on Tue Nov 4 07:10:13 1997:

Me either...:(


#108 of 143 by lumen on Wed Nov 5 02:02:06 1997:

I wonder if I'll be using any of this in my future elementary music classes.
Some of the songs are a bit of the "Dr. Demento" flavor and wouldn't sit well
with a lot of parents (;


#109 of 143 by kami on Wed Nov 5 02:25:47 1997:

Gee, now I'm trying to recall the *decidedly* ribald (to adults) nonsense song
I heard the other day sung for kids... It's partly a matter of frame of
reference, I guess.


#110 of 143 by diznave on Wed Nov 5 20:08:30 1997:

Does antone know if Shel Silverstien has written any songs, or has he just
done poems?


#111 of 143 by bruin on Wed Nov 5 22:53:04 1997:

RE #110 Among Shel Silverstein's best known musical composition are "A Boy
Named Sue" by Johnny Cash and "The Cover Of The 'Rolling Stone'" by Dr. Hook
and the Medicine Show.  

BTW, I do remember one of Silverstein's poems dedicated to a children's radio
personality of 50 or so years ago who was famous for a major league blooper
by saying within the range of a live mike "That'll quiet the little bastards."
Shel signed his poem "By Shel Silverstein--One of the 'little bastards.'"


#112 of 143 by lumen on Thu Nov 6 00:31:10 1997:

Hehehehe.. sometimes the kiddies do get their revenge :>


#113 of 143 by orinoco on Thu Nov 6 00:32:28 1997:

<grin>


#114 of 143 by diznave on Thu Nov 6 03:00:12 1997:

Wow! I wasn't aware that Shel wrote that song...I always assumed that Dr.
Hook's band wrote it. You don't remember the radio personality, do you?


#115 of 143 by other on Thu Nov 6 05:27:46 1997:

Shel Silverstein wrote many tunes for Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show.
Wasn't he in the band at some point also?


#116 of 143 by bruin on Thu Nov 6 14:21:55 1997:

RE #114 I believe it was "Uncle Don" who had the children's radio show and
spoke the infamous words "That'll quiet the little bastards" with the mike
still on.


#117 of 143 by aandrea on Thu Nov 6 16:56:44 1997:

Re #65 <sorry to go back so far, this is the first time I've read this 
conference!>:

In the "Cowboy Jones" song, the line referring to the horse 
("syncopated gator") should be "syncopated gaiter" - which means a horse 
like a pacer or Tennessee Walking Horse with a certain type of movment 
(or gait).  Of course it works in context, too! :-)

Re: this item in general: I've really enjoyed all these songs, and 
copied several for singing to the kids!  So far, jep hasn't tried *any* 
of them out! 


#118 of 143 by jep on Thu Nov 6 20:39:08 1997:

Geez, this item has only been here for a month.  I didn't want to rush
into anything!  (But I've enjoyed the songs, too, and I really 
appreciate people posting them all.)

#117 is Andrea's first response that mentions me, and it is the first
time she has referred to me as "jep".  In fact, she may be the first 
person ever who knew me as "John" first, and later called me "jep".


#119 of 143 by teflon on Sat Nov 8 04:36:55 1997:

When I was a wee bairn, my parents used to sing me a couple of tunes 
while we were showering, both to the same tune;

_I wish I were a little bar of soap_

Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap,
oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap,
I'd go slippy, slappy, slimy,
Over everybodies hiney,
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap.

And the other one

_I wish I were a little can of root-beer_ (originally just 'beer' but my 
parent's took some liberties while singing it to me)

Oh, I wish I were a little can of root-beer.
Oh, I wish I were a little can of root-beer.
I'd go down with a SLURP!
And come up with a BURP!
Oh, I wish I were a little can of root beer.

Another one I loved was set to the tune of some famous bit from a grand 
Italian opera:

"Oh, Theadora,
Don't spit on the floora,
Use the custadoora,
wha'da'ya' think its fora!"


#120 of 143 by bru on Sat Nov 8 11:08:03 1997:

shouldn't that be "cuspidora"?
/


#121 of 143 by orinoco on Sat Nov 8 16:47:50 1997:

Yeah, a custadoora would be an implement for spitting pudding into.


#122 of 143 by diznave on Sun Nov 9 04:57:17 1997:

and a custardora?.....wait, I can probably guess.  ;->


#123 of 143 by bruin on Sun Nov 9 18:21:18 1997:

RE #119 I believe the lyrics you mentioned was a parody of "The Toreador Song"
from the opera "Carmen."


#124 of 143 by snowth on Mon Nov 10 03:03:38 1997:

re:119 There were more verses then that, dear! We used to sing that song at
camp!

Oh, I wish I was a little slice of orange
Slice of orange
Oh, I wish I was a little slice of orange
Slice of orange
I'd go squirty, squirty, squirty
Over everybodies' shirtey,
Oh I wish I was a little slice of orange.

Oh, I wish I was a little foriegn car
Foriegn car
Oh, I wish I was a lttle foriegn car
Foriegn car
I'd go speedy, speedy, speedy 
over everybodies' feety,
Oh I wish I was a little foriegn car.

(And the last verse...)
Oh, I wish I was a little radio, 
Radio
Oh, I wish I was a little radio,
Radio
I'd go off with a click...


#125 of 143 by tpryan on Mon Nov 10 03:40:16 1997:

        jep might recognize this take on the Toredors' song:

        The Pizzarea is Houghton's feeding post,
        I dig it the most, I dig it the most
        Pizzas with that fine Italian touch, 
        It's all to much, all to much
        The Pizzarea's food is oh so great
        dial 482-5228.


#126 of 143 by jep on Mon Nov 10 15:14:36 1997:

Does anyone know the words to the Kermit/Muppet song "Rubber Ducky"?

It's something like this:

Rubber ducky, you're the one
Who makes bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you!

Rubber ducky, you're so fine
I'm so lucky that you're mine,
<rest of song lost to distant memory; I heard it when I was about 10,
and not since.>

I was thinking that teflon's verses were a little crude for a baby... 
but I believe (and hope) he doesn't distinguish such things yet.  I've 
sung him songs with elements of crudity before.  So, teflon, thanks for 
another song, and for the idea of bath songs.  Now I realize I need more 
bath songs.


#127 of 143 by jep on Mon Nov 10 19:32:41 1997:

I found the lyrics to "Rubber Duckie" on the WWW.  I sure forgot a lot 
of it...

Rubber Duckie

Rubber Duckie, you're the one! 
You make bathtime lots of fun. 
Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you; 

(woh woh, bee doh!) 

Rubber Duckie, joy of joys, 
When I squeeze you, you make noise! 
Rubber Duckie, you're my very best friend, it's true! 

(doo doo doo doooo, doo doo) 

CHORUS

          Every day when I 
          Make my to the tubby 
          I find a little fella who's 
          Cute and yellow and chubby 

     (rub-a-dub-a-dubby!)

Rubber Duckie, you're so fine, 
And I'm lucky that you're mine. 
Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of you. 

(repeat chorus) 

Rubber Duckie, you're so fine 
And I'm lucky that you're mine 
Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of - 
Rubber duckie, I'd like a whole pond of - 
Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of you! 

(doo doo, be doo.) 


#128 of 143 by snowth on Tue Nov 11 04:23:34 1997:

Muppet songs! Why didn't I think of that! I could go one for weeks! (I
probably shouldn't though. Somebody let me know if they want any, tho'. Name
a muppet song, and I'll know the lyrics. Another one of my useless tallents!)


#129 of 143 by void on Tue Nov 11 08:52:16 1997:

   how 'bout that "halfway down the stairs" song that robin (kermit's
nephew) sings? all i can remember is:

halfway down the stairs is a stair where i sit.
there isn't any other stair quite like it.
it's not at the bottom, it's not at the top
so this is the stair where i always stop.


#130 of 143 by jep on Tue Nov 11 14:55:00 1997:

Please go ahead and post them, snowth!  I'd like to see them.


#131 of 143 by orinoco on Tue Nov 11 21:52:36 1997:

I seem to recall 'halfway down the stairs' being originally from someplace
other than the muppets...or maybe I'm delusional.


#132 of 143 by tpryan on Tue Nov 11 22:54:41 1997:

        Get on your search engine.
        Searth for 'dr. demento'  including quotes.
        Choose Jeff Morris's unofficial Dr. Demento Webpages
        Within his collection, is a sub-page of a list of lyrics
collected over the years by dementoids & dementites.  Some should
be fun to download.


#133 of 143 by snowth on Tue Nov 11 23:28:49 1997:

Shoot. You'll have to give me a couple minutes on the stairs one. I know I
have it, somewhere. It's just not one of the ones I have memorized off the
top of my head. (Shoot. Why do people always start with hard ones?) I know
I can find it though.  My room looks like a Muppet Museum that was hit by a
tornado, tho', so it might take a bit. I'll get back to you at some point.

<snowth goes off to search the black hole for yet another piece of Muppet
trivia...>


#134 of 143 by tpryan on Thu Nov 13 23:08:40 1997:

with 132:       like the one below

 
 
"We Are the Worms" by Johnson and Tofte
(parody of "We Are The World" by USA For Africa)
 
--Unreleased--
 
There comes a time
When the rain begins to fall
And the worms come out of the ground.
There are people walking
Oh, it's time to watch your step
Or your feet will make a squishy sound.
 
We are the worms
Out on the sidewalk.
We are the ones who make a squishy mess
So watch where you walk.
It's a chance we're taking
Leaving out homes underground
Though it's true we'll get a better tan,
Just you and me.
 
When we're laying 'round
Keep your eye out on the street.
If you don't look out,
You'll have worms under your feet.
We realize
Oh, that the sun is gonna come
And we'll shrivel up like beef jerky from the heat.
 
We are the worms
Out on the pavement.
And when we hear a squish, we look around
To see where cousin Dave went.
It's a stance we're taking
'Cause worms are people too
And we sure don't want a better look
At your big shoe.
 
We are the worms
Out on the sidewalk.
We are the ones who make a squishy mess
So watch where you walk.
It's a chance we're taking
Leaving out homes underground
Though it's true we'll get a better tan,
Just you and me.
 
Oh, come on now, let me hear you.
 
We are the worms
Out on the pavement.
And when we hear a squish, we look around
To see where cousin Dave went.
It's a stance we're taking
'Cause worms are people too
And we sure don't want a better look
At your big shoe.
 


#135 of 143 by diznave on Fri Nov 14 11:12:57 1997:

  <ROTFL> As a cousin Dave, myself, I can completely empathize with the worms,
Tim. Wonderful song!! Who are Johnson and Tofte, and do they have any other
tunes?


#136 of 143 by tpryan on Sat Nov 15 04:11:17 1997:

        Not real sure, think they are a morning radio team.

        And yes, Quincy Jones was a bit peeved at hearing the parody.


#137 of 143 by lumen on Tue Nov 18 07:21:19 1997:

re: #129, 131-- I do believe it is a Shel Silverstein poem.


#138 of 143 by valerie on Sat Dec 20 14:35:07 1997:

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#139 of 143 by orinoco on Sun Dec 21 03:43:53 1997:

I thought the ending was:

It's not at the bottom,
It's not at the top,
So this is the place
Where I always stop.


#140 of 143 by lumen on Sun Dec 21 09:52:38 1997:

Valerie, you're right!  Thanks!  I can even remember the picture that went
with it-- who was that famous illustrator who drew pictures of A.A. Milne's
actual son with 'Edward Bear'?  (Christopher Robin is based on Milne's son
and the characters were his cuddly toys.)


#141 of 143 by bruin on Sun Dec 21 13:18:20 1997:

BTW, wasn't there a Canadian soft rock group named "Edward Bear?"


#142 of 143 by tpryan on Sun Dec 21 15:16:33 1997:

        Yes, what was their last song?


#143 of 143 by bruin on Sun Dec 21 16:19:53 1997:

RE #141 I believe that the group Edward Bear's biggest hit was "The Last
Song," released in 1972.


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