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Item 103: Tim Ryan's Christmas Music item

Entered by tpryan on Sat Nov 29 16:35:53 1997:

        It's Christmas Time again.  And again it is time to enjoy
Christmas music.   I enjoy Christmas music.  I have a rather large collection
of it, from Rock & Roll Christmas, to all sorts of Christmas humor, to
Country, instrumental, and older-times Christmas music (the 'YOur Hit
Parade Days').

        Got any Christmas favorites?  Been out to the stores to buy
any this year?  Any you could live without?
108 responses total.

#1 of 108 by mcnally on Sat Nov 29 16:57:17 1997:

  I'm not much of a Christmas-music person..  Singing carols with the
  family is fun but listening to recordings of them doesn't evoke the
  same holiday spirit.  I enjoy Vince Guaraldi's music for "A Charlie
  Brown Christmas" and George Winston's "December" in moderate doses..


#2 of 108 by omni on Sat Nov 29 17:56:12 1997:

 I would rather listen to 400 hours of Pachebels canon, played at 110db over
ambient than be subjected to christmas carols, over and over and over again.

  I only have one favorite carol. O holy night. Played once. 


#3 of 108 by orinoco on Sat Nov 29 22:06:19 1997:

With the exception of Carol of the Bells, and some of the Baroque church
music, I can't stand Christmas music either.


#4 of 108 by tpryan on Sat Nov 29 22:09:23 1997:

        With posting an item like this on a BBS for some years now,
it's amazing how the 'hate Christmas music' responses always seem
to be the first.


#5 of 108 by ivynymph on Sun Nov 30 06:07:47 1997:

 I too am annoyed by X-mas music, particularly because of its
cheesiness, overabundance, mixture of horrid and peaceful messages,
and cheeriness.


#6 of 108 by other on Sun Nov 30 06:38:29 1997:

i'm mostly annoyed by the general assumption that everyone wants to hear this
music exclusively (during the season).

there are a few christmas tunes i particularly like, however.  tori amos'
little drummer boy...  sarah mclachlan's cover of xtc's dear god <smirk>...


#7 of 108 by mcnally on Sun Nov 30 06:43:27 1997:

  Well, I used to like Christmas music and I still like singing carols
  with my family, perhaps one day if I have kids I'll enjoy passing the
  songs along to them..  But really I've been overexposed to Christmas
  music in settings that really don't have much connection, IMHO, to 
  the better parts of Christmas, and at times it almost seems like the
  ever-present vapid and inoffensive versions of beloved traditional songs
  blend into a maddening droning that starts at 12:00:01 AM the day after
  Thanksgiving and continues until Christmas day, inundating the unwilling
  with offensively insincere holiday wishes for so long as the unfortunate
  victim lingers within earshot of any place where commerce might occur.

  If I can rewrite my definition to exclude the above from the catgory of
  "Christmas music" then, sure, I love Christmas music..  Favorite carols:
  "It Came Upon a Midnight Clear", "Adeste Fideles", "Angels We Have Heard
  on High", and "Good king Wenceslas" (when I can remember more than the
  first verse..)  Least favorite:  Frosty, Rudolph, and their ilk..


#8 of 108 by aruba on Sun Nov 30 13:37:24 1997:

My favorite carol has always been Joy to the World.  It's the only song I can
begin to play on the piano.


#9 of 108 by kvv on Sun Nov 30 14:21:48 1997:

For all of you who truly hate Christmas music, may I suggest the Pogue's
"Fairytale of (in?) New York. Unlike any christmas song you've ever heard;
its a song sung by a couple who seem to really hate each other and love each
other at the same timem (and isn't that what christmas in America is all
about?) Anyway, check it out. The catchy Irish music combined with the twisted
lyrics still sends chills down my spine when I hear it . . .


#10 of 108 by beeswing on Sun Nov 30 18:20:15 1997:

Two words: Manheim Steamroller. 

There is a song by Paul McCartney, "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime",
which I love. I may hear it on the radio twice during the season. Also, the
rock station here plays the Cheech & Chong Christmas diatribe, which is
hilarious. Donde esta Santa Claus, the guy with the hair on his jaws?


#11 of 108 by krj on Sun Nov 30 18:35:21 1997:

  (((  Fall Agora #111  <--->  Music #103  )))


#12 of 108 by ivynymph on Sun Nov 30 18:45:29 1997:

 I admit that I have the Cheech and Chong X-mas thing on tape.  It was
my brother's, and he left it here long ago...  it's very odd... talks about
what Santa and his elves do and basically mocks all that cheesy X-mas stuff.
I kinda like it....  I think it also talks about Santa and his "magic dust".

 The John Lennon Collection has a song called "Happy Xmas (The war is over)"
on it...I like that one...  especially the following lines:
        "So this is Xmas
         And what have you done
         Another year over
         And a new one just begun"

Okay, so it's not so cheery and the message is a bit different than the
typical...that's why I like it...


#13 of 108 by bruin on Sun Nov 30 19:37:20 1997:

Just a few minutes ago, I heard "The Chipmunk Song" by David Seville and the
Chipmunks for the first of what might be several times this year.


#14 of 108 by omni on Sun Nov 30 20:21:42 1997:

  Dr. Demento will usually have some wacky carols like The Singing Dogs and
Cheech and Chong's Santa and his ol lady. Still want the Jingle Cats CD.
I'm not evil, I'm just twisted.


#15 of 108 by bruin on Sun Nov 30 23:21:51 1997:

RE #14 Dr. Demento will have a Christmas theme for his next three shows 
(December 7, 14, & 21).


#16 of 108 by omni on Mon Dec 1 00:50:09 1997:

 cool. btw, do you have the new url for the website. The old one doesn't work
any longer.


#17 of 108 by orinoco on Mon Dec 1 02:11:57 1997:

(Where could I find that version of 'little drummer boy' by Tori Amos?)


#18 of 108 by tpryan on Mon Dec 1 03:47:08 1997:

        It's the Cheech and Chong bit that I can only take about
once a year.  Other than that, It gets old, real fast.  But then
again I don't like to hear narrative comedy as often as I like to
hear musical comedy.  Also, because, when I talk about funny
Christmas stuff, that Cheech & Chong thing is the first out of
someone's mouth, and about all they know.  Few know of gems
like Stan Freberg's "Green Chri$tma$".  I could easily make 
four 90minute tapes of Christmas comedy.  I already have two
made, icluding tunes made at Michigan Technological University.


#19 of 108 by beeswing on Mon Dec 1 04:20:43 1997:

Oooh and also the McKenzie Brother's 12 Days of Christmas! "On the first day of
Christmas my true love gave to me... a beer!"

Thank you. And welcome to day 12.

My fave Christmas hymn is "Angels We Have Heard On High". Just the lyrics stir
me. "Angels we have heard on high,
 Sweetly sining o'er the plains
 And the mountains in reply
 Echoing their joyous strains
 Gloria, in exelsis deo!"


#20 of 108 by void on Mon Dec 1 05:02:01 1997:

   my favorite xmas carols/songs are "carol of the bells" (instrumental
versions particularly) and jethro tull's "a christmas song."

   i'll hold off on my usual "i despise xmas" diatribe as long as i
can this year.


#21 of 108 by mziemba on Mon Dec 1 07:01:29 1997:

I like music, and I've always enjoyed the holidays, and I don't get much of
a chance to celebrate them, these days, so the charm hasn't worn off on me,
completely.
 
Hands down, my favorite Christmas album is _Yuletunes_, a 1991 Black Vinyl
Records compilation of off-beat original holiday rock ditties from artists
like Matthew Sweet, Material Issue, Shoes, Marti Jones and Don Dixon, and
Spooner.  The best thing about this album is that it has a lot of
unexpected treats, like a charming song about sticky yellow goo done by
one guy from Shoes and (I can only assume) his little kid.

Next to that, I like A&M's _Soul Christmas_, with plenty of greats like
Otis Redding, The Drifters, and Carla Thomas.

And, another favorite is the Boris Karloff narration of Dr. Seuss's _How
the Grinch Stole Christmas_.



#22 of 108 by mziemba on Mon Dec 1 07:08:16 1997:

Oh, and another really nice one I like to listen to is Palestrina's _Missa
Assumpta est Maria_ done by the Tallis Scholars -- a wonderful choral
Rennaissance piece.


#23 of 108 by void on Mon Dec 1 07:10:35 1997:

   oh, and i forgot...i'd love to get a recording of the david
bowie/bing crosby version of "the little drummer boy."


#24 of 108 by iczer on Mon Dec 1 12:34:30 1997:

being so uncomfortably close to the U.P., I think I might choke someone the
next time I hear "Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer" X-mas humor at its hick
worst. I do like choir sung carols though, like O Holy Night And O little Town
of Bethlehem.

(iczer wonders how many x-mas carols start with "O")


#25 of 108 by bruin on Mon Dec 1 13:06:22 1997:

There was also a parody of "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" a few years
ago called "New Kids Got Run Over By A Reindeer," which lambasted New Kids
On The Block.


#26 of 108 by tao on Mon Dec 1 17:54:26 1997:

I prefer twisted Xmas Carols.  NPR played one while I was parking my
car last week.  I don't remember much of it, except this:

  (to the tune of Feliciano's "Felice Navidad")

  Police made me stop
    Police made me stop
  Police made me stop, 
    Show my licence, (etc)


#27 of 108 by mcnally on Mon Dec 1 18:18:11 1997:

  Hmmm..  I guess I always knew there had to be people who liked 
  those novelty Christmas songs but I can't stand 'em more than
  once or twice.


#28 of 108 by void on Mon Dec 1 19:04:40 1997:

   my favorite twisted xmas carol goes like this:

   you'd better not shout,
   you'd better not cry,
   you'd better not pout,
   i'm telling you why:
   santa claus is dead.


#29 of 108 by jep on Mon Dec 1 22:14:42 1997:

I enjoy Christmas, and I enjoy Christmas carols.  My favorite that can 
be sung by anyone is "Little Drummer Boy".  My favorite that cannot is 
"Jungle Bell Rock".  (I don't know which version it is that I like so 
much, but it's a female singer, it sounds very "choppy" and cheerful, 
and I like it a lot.)


#30 of 108 by tpryan on Mon Dec 1 23:16:29 1997:

        Crank up the volume on these:
        Sleigh Ride - Phil Spector Rock & Roll version
        Sleigh Ride - Arthur Feidler & Boston Pops (the one with the
                the real whip cracks--sound even better on CD)
        Father Christmas - Greg Lake or Emerson, Lake & Palmer
        Nutrocker - ELP again
        Rock & Roll Christmas - Gary Glitter  (great rocking tune
                totaly ignored by American radio)

        Sad to listen to this year
        John Denver & the Muppets
        the Tiny Tim Christmas album (just out last year)

        I've made it thru about a foot of Christmas CDs now, more
to listen to.

        On the shopping list:
        Christmas tunes on power tools
        The new Special Olymipics CD.  The first one had Bob Seger
                with Little Drummer Boy & a Bryan Adams rocker.

        Last Year, karaoke was slim on Christmas tunes, so I sang
"Little Town of Bethlaham" to "House of the Rising Sun".  It works.


#31 of 108 by beeswing on Tue Dec 2 05:22:25 1997:

Santa Claus is dead... I love it. :)

I recall the New Kids Got Runover song...
"New Kids got run over by a reindeer
 No more little brats for me to mock
 No more loud annoying high falsettos
 Now there's no more New Kids on the block"

I do love Spector's "Sleigh Ride" song. 


#32 of 108 by aruba on Tue Dec 2 07:11:31 1997:

Re #29:  That would be Barbara Streisand's version of Jingle Bells.


#33 of 108 by bru on Tue Dec 2 19:31:07 1997:

Hark! The herald Angels sing.
Hark the herald.  Angels sing!
Hark the herald angels.  Sing!

Which is correct?  :-)


#34 of 108 by void on Tue Dec 2 21:06:44 1997:

   "hark! the herald angels sing," i think. :)


#35 of 108 by mcnally on Tue Dec 2 22:16:09 1997:

yep, the herald angels are singing "Hark!"


#36 of 108 by orinoco on Wed Dec 3 00:29:57 1997:

Oh, I thought we were being ordered to hark, in order to hear the herald
Angels sing.  In other words "Hark!  The herald Angels sing," not "'Hark,'
the herald angels sing"


#37 of 108 by mcnally on Wed Dec 3 04:45:16 1997:

that too.


#38 of 108 by aruba on Wed Dec 3 12:10:34 1997:

Oh, go hark yourself.


#39 of 108 by teflon on Wed Dec 3 20:02:33 1997:

No, it's the first one...
"Hark! The herald tribune sings...Avertising Wondrous things!"
Advertising,sorry.


#40 of 108 by tao on Wed Dec 3 21:08:09 1997:

re 32 re 29:  'Jingle Bell Rock' 's singer sounds a lot like 
              Teresa Brewer, who has a poppy, perky kind of voice.


#41 of 108 by goose on Thu Dec 4 17:16:36 1997:

Ok, I hope someone here can help me.  about two years ago late at night on
WEMU they played a christmas song that was sort of jazzy and I never called
to find out what it was.  It was a vocal tune and the lyrics were about a
woman lying naked underneath the Christmas tree for Santa.  I don't think it
was Earth Kitt (although it could be).  Can anyone help me find this?


#42 of 108 by teflon on Thu Dec 4 20:58:52 1997:

Might it have been called "Santa Baby"?


#43 of 108 by anderyn on Thu Dec 4 21:42:28 1997:

I think it may be Eartha Kitt, and I'm sure I've heard it on Dr. Demento.


#44 of 108 by tpryan on Thu Dec 4 23:10:09 1997:

re41:           New a couple of years was a single by Sarah Taylor &
Bill Mumy; "I've Got Some Presents for Santa" (CD single that is).
Sounds closer to what your where descrbing than Eartha Kitt's (or
Madonnas) "Santa Baby".

        Yep, that Bill Mumy.  The Robinson boy, Lenier, one of them
Barnes.


#45 of 108 by albaugh on Thu Dec 4 23:59:08 1997:

I thought it was "Hark, Harold the angel sings!"  :-)


#46 of 108 by lumen on Fri Dec 5 02:20:10 1997:

A woman lying nude under the tree for Santa?  Hmmmm....okay...

Anyone heard Jorge Jorgeson's Christmas tunes?  He's that Scandinavian
character that sings "Yingle Bells," "Santa Claus at the PTA," "I Yust Go Nuts
at Christmas," to name the Christmas songs I can think of.


#47 of 108 by tpryan on Fri Dec 5 02:37:46 1997:

        Yeah, it's Yogi Jorgesson.  A character voice of Harry Stewart.
He did a variety of 'caratiture' voices, including Harry Kari (I think)
with Yogi being his most remembered.  He did most of his work in 
the 50's.  One of our favorite Detroit DJs, Dick Purtan, starting playing
"I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas" on WKeeNeR 13 around about 1966-1968
reviving our memory of the tune, helping to re-popularizing it.  He
still enjoys playing it a Christmast time to this day.


#48 of 108 by omni on Fri Dec 5 06:22:21 1997:

  How old IS Dick Purtan anyways? Has it been that long? I remember Keener,
but since I lived on the lower east side, I didn't get a good signal. I
remember when he was at CKLW for a while, and I remember that song, too.


#49 of 108 by tpryan on Fri Dec 5 23:11:16 1997:

        Dick Purtan was probably in his mid-20's when he arrived in the
Detroit market in 1965.  My oldest Keener 13 music guide with Dick Purtan's
picture on the back is dated October 6, 1965.


#50 of 108 by tpryan on Tue Dec 9 01:47:25 1997:

        I have now made it thru two feet of Christmas music CDs since
December 1st.  Listening to Dr. Elmo's Twisted Christmas CD now.  It
contains a couple of follow ups to his & Patsys "Grandma Got Run Over
by a Reindeer".

        It all started with "I want a Hippotamus for Christmas" by
Gayla Peevey as my first Christmas 45.


#51 of 108 by mziemba on Tue Dec 9 08:12:23 1997:

I might be compiling a Christmas music collection, if I have enough time to
get around to it.  I'll describe my selections, and if anyone's interested,
let me know.
 
Another possibility is putting one together based on suggestions, here, which
would be kinda fun.  I'd probably need to team up with a few people to make
it happen, though.  If there's enough time and interest, let me know.


#52 of 108 by aruba on Tue Dec 9 08:33:11 1997:

That sounds like fun.  I'll contribute selections from my Jimmy Buffett
Christmas album if they would be welcome.


#53 of 108 by md on Tue Dec 9 11:31:41 1997:

Who's the girl group that sings "Let It Snow" in the GAP commercial?


#54 of 108 by lumen on Tue Dec 9 23:56:42 1997:

Isn't it Luscious Jackson?


#55 of 108 by beeswing on Wed Dec 10 04:29:54 1997:

Yes, it's Luscious Jackson. I love that commercial.


#56 of 108 by mziemba on Wed Dec 10 05:13:57 1997:

Mark C. -- Jimmy Buffet would always be welcome!


#57 of 108 by aruba on Wed Dec 10 07:33:37 1997:

Ok, let me know if it;s a go and I'll drop it off.


#58 of 108 by md on Wed Dec 10 11:30:50 1997:

Luscious Jackson.  Gatta remember that one.  Every time someone
in our house sees that GAP commercial starting, they yell, 
"It's on!" and we all come running.


#59 of 108 by mziemba on Wed Dec 10 17:36:37 1997:

Hey Tim, wanna go in on putting together an xmas album?  Sounds like you've
got a lot of tunes.  I can get ahold of a mixer...


#60 of 108 by aruba on Thu Dec 11 07:08:34 1997:

I heard The Kinks' "Father Christmas, give us some money!" on the radio today,
and now it's stuck in my brain.


#61 of 108 by md on Thu Dec 11 11:30:20 1997:

I like John Fahey's Christmas albums.  The Alfred Deller Consort had
a wonderful album back in the 1950s which I think Vanguard has
rereleased now.  For the *ultimate* 1950s Christmas experience, of
course, you need Jackie Gleason's "Merry Christmas" album.


#62 of 108 by tpryan on Thu Dec 11 23:47:07 1997:

        Mark, I could probably help you with that.  As it is, I got
4 90 minute tapes of Rock & Roll Christmast (with some Rock & Soul)
ranging from oldies artists to artists from 80's & 90's.  I got
2 90 minute tape of Christmas Comedy.  But then again I've been 
lazy at updating those with selections from recent years CD purchases.


#63 of 108 by lumen on Fri Dec 12 07:53:17 1997:

I heard a remake of 'Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree' driving back to
Kennewick today.  Same artist-- I forget her name.  She sings it exactly the
way she used to, except she's lost much of that 'girly' sound (think Cindy
Lauper, Donna Lewis, etc.).


#64 of 108 by bruin on Fri Dec 12 12:38:20 1997:

RE #63 Brenda Lee recorded "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" in 1960.  BTW,
the song also appeared in the first "Home Alone" movie (in the scene with the
mock Christmas party and the Michael Jordan cutout figure as a guest).


#65 of 108 by jep on Fri Dec 12 15:06:31 1997:

Brenda Lee's version is the one I referred to in an earlier response as 
being my favorite.  I love that song, and the way she sings it.


#66 of 108 by lumen on Sat Dec 13 09:19:26 1997:

What-- didn't Brenda Lee do the remake as well?  Whoever it was sang it
exactly the same, save the few vocal quirks I mentioned.


#67 of 108 by mziemba on Sat Dec 13 11:48:54 1997:

Tim-  cool.  At the very least, it would be fun to have a holiday tune
listening session!


#68 of 108 by tpryan on Sun Dec 14 19:47:06 1997:

        Think I'll make it to three feet of Christmas CDs listened
to since Thanksgiving by the time Dr. Demento comes on WIQB tonight
at 11pm.


#69 of 108 by bru on Mon Dec 15 00:38:41 1997:

It is really interesting to listen to The River out of Toledo right now.  All
Christmas music all th time until Christmas.  Lot of strange renditions of
some classics out there.


#70 of 108 by goose on Mon Dec 15 02:22:39 1997:

The River on 93.9?  That's from Windsor, ON, Can.  CIDR-FM.


#71 of 108 by mcnally on Mon Dec 15 05:34:16 1997:

  Probably another station calling itself "The River", then, 'cause I don't
  think CIDR's playing all-Christmas-music-all-the-time..


#72 of 108 by mziemba on Mon Dec 15 09:23:25 1997:

No, they certainly aren't...


#73 of 108 by tpryan on Mon Dec 15 17:42:04 1997:

        We would be lucky if CIDR played one Christmas Tune before
Christmas.  Scrooge city over there.
<tpryan is hoping someone is ego-scanning the web for talk about them>

        So, what the frequency, Kenneth for the Toledo River?


#74 of 108 by bru on Wed Dec 17 04:05:34 1997:

101.3 In toledo, I think.

Interesting note.

Kool 107.1 in A2 is an oldies station.
Kool 101.7 in Columbus is an oldies station.


#75 of 108 by tpryan on Wed Dec 17 23:11:48 1997:

        Chuck Gatica is on 95.5 in Detroit
        Chuck Gatica is on 94.7 in Columbus


#76 of 108 by tpryan on Wed Dec 17 23:48:40 1997:

        New Christmas album (1997) by The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band is
quite enjoyable.  Good for a number of re-listens.


#77 of 108 by omni on Thu Dec 18 06:48:13 1997:

 His name is Gaitica, not Gatica. I don't mean to nitpick but I just couldn't
help myself this time. ;)


#78 of 108 by tpryan on Thu Dec 18 16:35:07 1997:

        105.1 in Detroit is the latest radio turnover
        101.5 in Toledo  is the latest radio turnover

(to a different format/music).


#79 of 108 by tpryan on Sat Dec 20 02:40:54 1997:

        Ray Stevens has put out a Christmas CD.  All funny stuff.
Something on it will tickle your funnybone.  for instance "I'm
giving guilt for Christmas".


#80 of 108 by lumen on Sun Dec 21 09:53:34 1997:

I'll bet "Santa Claus Is Watching You" is on it, too :)


#81 of 108 by mziemba on Mon Dec 22 07:59:28 1997:

Hehehehehe...just heard the Dr. Demento show, tonight.  As always, quite
amusing, especially during the holidays...


#82 of 108 by mziemba on Mon Dec 22 08:03:30 1997:

So, anyone hear that new Hanson Christmas album, yet?


#83 of 108 by orinoco on Mon Dec 22 17:34:41 1997:

No, and I don't want to, thanks.


#84 of 108 by teflon on Mon Dec 22 22:56:16 1997:

Has anyone heard the "Red-Neck Cristmas" song?


#85 of 108 by tpryan on Wed Dec 24 21:03:05 1997:

        ?The new Redneck Christmas song by Ray Stevens or the one
on the Jeff Foxworthy music CD?


#86 of 108 by lumen on Fri Dec 26 02:03:47 1997:

re #83: 'Snowed Out,' eh?  Well, again, compared to someone like myself,
just the fact they've made it is amazing 'cuz the music biz is viciously
cutthroat.  But they are rather cheezy, that's true..

I wouldn't be surprised if they go the way of Kris Kross..


#87 of 108 by tpryan on Fri Dec 26 22:06:29 1997:

        Made it thru about all 6 feet of Christmas CDs.  Still
listening today, but mostly to things that are unquie, as opposed
the the variety of rock/oldie type CDs still not listened to--I
heard all the songs anyway.
        Did listen to the Bing Crosby CD today.  My Dad first 
purchased this album when it truely could be called an Album:
5 78s in individual protective sleeves, bound together with
cover and back.  Albums where rare in the days of 78s.  I also
have this 10 song collection on a 10 inch LP.  I also have the
vinyl 12 inch version with the two additional songs on it that
we all have know as this album for the past 40 plus years.
        Several on the why bother listenng to CDs include 
Harry the Hippster and Mojo Nixon.


#88 of 108 by lumen on Sat Dec 27 03:32:58 1997:

Some folks are lucky.

Even though many of you are tired of the Cheech and Chong monologue where
Cheech explains to Chong who Santa Claus is, I thought I'd share that I
loved hearing it.  I was returning home from work as Santa in the mall
Christmas Eve, and I heard it for the first time.  I laughed and guffawed
almost through the entire spiel.


#89 of 108 by tpryan on Sun Dec 28 12:14:31 1997:

        How lucky you are to ony hear it once in your lifetime.
        How unlucky you are that the radio station you heard it on
is so uncaring about Christmas music that they think that is the
'thing' to play on Christmas Eve.  Bet no other Christmas type
songs followed.


#90 of 108 by mziemba on Mon Dec 29 21:30:10 1997:

I didn't actually get around to listening to much Christmas music, this year.
I unearthed a box of albums that I hadn't heard in a while, so I was listening
to those, instead...


#91 of 108 by lumen on Wed Dec 31 05:17:49 1997:

re #90:  it was on the hard rock station.


#92 of 108 by teflon on Sun Jan 4 14:18:45 1998:

re:85
I dunno, I just heard it on a country music station...


#93 of 108 by diznave on Tue Jan 6 21:41:48 1998:

I love the holidays...I just got back from spending X-mas week with my
parents, up in Maryland. My mom did her traditional annual rendition of _I
saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus_, in her best (and loudest) Etel Merman voice.
My dad proceeded to chase her around the house with the egg beater until she
stopped. I almost laughed myself unconcious. Then my brother came over and
the 4 of us played Bridge for 11 hours.....I love the holidays.  (er, that
was Ethel).


#94 of 108 by teflon on Wed Jan 21 00:05:12 1998:

Whoa.  If your familly is like this all the time, then they're even wierder
than mine...


#95 of 108 by diznave on Mon May 18 14:38:38 1998:

Heh...we're out there. My dad was a french major in college, which I think
has something to do with the fact that we've always had snails for
Thanksgiving.



#96 of 108 by cloud on Tue May 19 00:19:42 1998:

Wow.  That's neat.  Can't really say I'd like snails for thanksgiving, but
if you do, that's neat.


#97 of 108 by diznave on Tue May 19 14:48:37 1998:

Oh, they're delicious. I cook them, myself. The thing is that they are fairly
expensive, so its a rare treat. If I ever go to a pot luck, I try to bring
them. They're always a hit. I'll make you some. By the way, I apologize for
the major drift. I've forgotten the subject of this item.



#98 of 108 by mcnally on Tue May 19 19:51:38 1998:

  Since the subject is Christmas music and it's the middle of May
  I can't see anyone particularly resenting a little bit of item drift.


#99 of 108 by cloud on Tue May 19 23:07:49 1998:

I would, but I really can't be bothered.
If'n you feel like fixing me snails, I won't object.
Wot Wot?


#100 of 108 by diznave on Wed May 20 18:56:14 1998:

I'm sure there's an obvious connection between Christmas music and snails.



#101 of 108 by cloud on Wed May 20 23:53:39 1998:

<Today on Donahue: people who get hungry for snails when hearing "Jingle
Bells"!>


#102 of 108 by bruin on Thu May 21 00:28:42 1998:

RE #101 Donahue went off the air last year.  Remember?


#103 of 108 by cloud on Thu May 21 03:44:25 1998:

No kidding?  Boy, I'm I ever out of it.  Change it to "Today on Jerry
Springer, 'You're mother ate my snails and I'm angry!'"


#104 of 108 by goose on Thu May 21 16:20:11 1998:

Wow, Phil's gone?


#105 of 108 by orinoco on Thu May 21 23:27:19 1998:

Today on Geraldo, "You failed to use proper grammer in talking about my
mother, and I'm none too happy either"


#106 of 108 by cloud on Fri May 22 01:14:26 1998:

Don't be such a grammer 'b`tch.  


#107 of 108 by tpryan on Fri Jul 3 21:03:27 1998:

        It's Christmas in July time!  All those ads are coming our way.
What Christmas music would you be hungry to hear at this time of year?


#108 of 108 by cloud on Wed Jul 29 15:48:47 1998:

"Grandma got ran over by a reindeer"..."It's Chrismas at Ground Zero"...


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