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I hate that when I am sending a tel, it can only be so long. I hate the queu. I hate the hippie elitism. Next time someone acts sanctimonious, I am going to say that they are acting grex.
i hate grex because nobody complains about butt-juice.
I hate Grex because your monkey ass is here.
i dont have a monkey. but rest assured, if i did have a monkey, it would be a very *BAD* monkey and i would spank it thoroughly.
grex is ok as long as you don't get caught up in the pedantic bullshit in agora. and of course there is the real danger of going in to insulin shock. other than that there ain't much wrong with it. did i tell y'all that in order to really thumb my nose at the arabs i purchased the biggest badest suv that gm makes? cost me over $100 bucks to fill it today, but i had fun beeping my horn at all the losers standing and waiting at the bus stop in the rain. i just lowered my passenger side window and entertained them with 200 db of the finast kinda gangsta rap from the incredible sound system i had installed. this weeked i am going to take this baby out on some back roads and see how many little creatures i can crush beneath its wheels. life is good.
100 bucks to fill up yr tank? what the hell kinda car is it?
Read it again, violator
and then again. and another time after that. it's very well written.
yes. drunkeness does not help one to read items correctly.
M-Netting drunk makes you a loser. Grexing drunk makes you a complete fucking loser.
bwa ahahahahahaahahahaha!!!!
yes twinkie does speaketh the truth.
Actually, I like Grex, and most Grexxers. They're decent people. But then, I'm an Ann Arborite with an advanced degree, a job at UM, knowledge of multisyllabic words, a fondness for all small animals, a dilligence for recycling, good manners, a pair of well-worn Birkenstocks, and a liking for vegetarian food. I really don't understand how you dweebs on MNet put up with me.
it's your set of incredibly large hooters. makes igbor jealous as hell.
Yeah, okay. That would do it right there.
yup. yup. then again, it might be your incredibly attractive uzi.
yeah, but mine are more special because they *sag*
The difference is that you have a sense of humor, Mary, and you don't feel the need to lecture those who aren't like you about how your way is the only good one.
plus yr a yooper. :P
A yooper with droopers. Wringer-ready! What annoys me about grex is how when one of you dipshits enters a serious item there are a few nice people ready to give you a simple, sincere, courteous answer. There is a lot of knowledge here, whatever you might think of the people, and for reasons I do not understand, a handful of them are willing to share it with you if you ask them to. Go figure. Yaint gettin nuthin from me, bozos.
Oh yeah, I hate that you can't type more than 255 characters into one line in party.
resp:29 - We're not getting anything from you? Not even a good tit wringing? MD, you're long on promises and short on delivery.
Oh, I deliver, by the truckload.
shut up, lynne...i think he's sweet. <sobs>
slippage.
Oh Barry. I hope you have one of your special hugs for Michael. He does sound like he could use one.
"Barry"?!? Good ol' happyboy's name is BARRY?? This is priceless. What's his last name? Finkelstein? Rottner? Rosenblatt?
michael, wood yew lahk a spayshul hug?
*blink*
*blink*
*hic*
No thanks.....BARRY.
aw...yew larnt tew spell mah name! /emote sticks a gold star in mikey's progress note
Awwwwww....you two. So, when're ya' gon take him ta see yer unkka Bubba?
Would that be Bubba Shapiro?
RACIST!!!
Yew miss the point, twinkie, but wut else is new? (I gotta tell ya, I have not had this much fun on Grex in ages.)
me too.
<hugs md>
8D
<md checks to see if his wallet is still there>
re: 43 -- No, if you're coming to M-Net, you have to be prepared for such accusations. Although, the preferred term on M-Net is "xenophobe".
Whatever. [yawn]
hey, yew shore gotta lotta nekkid pictures inyore wallet!
Yer mamaleh, yer bubbie, yer tante Sadie...
hey, i actually *do* have an aunt sandie..pewrty close!
Um, I hope md isn't disappointed when he learns your congregation is the Church of the Subgenius
Michael, Barry's last name is Meanyeller.
my congregation is behaviorally disorderd and i had a sped coronation whence came muh title. i AM ORDAINED
I remember roxy music in '72
I don't know whether to say "they weren't around in 1972" or "you weren't around in 1972".
("Barry"-- hee hee hee)
i love how michael appreciates the friendly helpful attitude of grex, then falls right into to the m-nut ethos. way to go!
hahahah! .\
someone give him his prize!!
Friendly helpful attitude? Yaar.
Wallah!
i'm just wondering why md finds the name barry so amusing.
i find it amusing as well...
GO FIGGER.
re #62 I think he finds Barry funny because he is picturing that Barry guy from the BeeGees in those MEGA tight white pants singin and singin. ;)
oooooo!
woah, seldon's a roxy music fan, that's the fuckin WHIP!
i think the aussies use "barry" as an epithet to negatively indicate a gay person.
I think stacie should also follow us over to M-net . . . .
57: Oh, but I do appreciate the friendly helpful attitude of grex, I do. I'm part of it, in fact, although you assholes'll never benefit from it.
oh, come on, michael, it's group hug time and you're the pivot man.
[And btw, Jer, thanx for defining the "mnut ethos" for all to see, not that anyone didn't know. Ah tell yew, mah onliest regret is that ah kin only learn good ole country-boy BARRY's name once. Ahm concentratin' real hard. Wait a minute...hang in there. Did it! Okay, now what didjew say happyboy's real name is? Ah seem to have fergottin. Lynne? Joe? What wuz that name agin?]
no no no no no! i watched an old re-run of 'the monkee', and barry is just like peter tork.
"Barry"?!? Good ol' happyboy's name is BARRY?? This is priceless. What's his last name? Finkelstein? Rottner? Rosenblatt?
I've come to understand that his full name is Barry Meanyeller.
that is correct. is anybody else pickin' up on the wild homosexual tension michael seems to experience at the mere mention of the name "BARRY" /hands mike a dishrag.
barry meanyeller stinkyfoot
Ahm jes repeetin it cuz its fun. Don't care what yew bags-o-shit do er think er dont do er dont think.
dem whah yew rispondin?
bwa ahahahahahaha the kindler gentler grexer so very willing to help the deserving but sooooo willing to emulate the best of m-nut. wheeeeeeeee!
Yew okay there Jerry? (Ah thinks Jerry done gave hisself a hernia.)
why dont you stick your finger behind his testicles and check for him?
I already got his tits in a wringer. Only so much pain poor Jer can take.
he's got bigger ones than loni anderson!
<shudder> I had a physical about 6 months ago and they did the hernia-check thing. I hate when they do that. I know if I have a fucking hernia, people, so you don't have to go sticking your fingers up my ballsack to try and tell me.
"Barry?" *Barry*!? Are you kidding with that?
Mogen David. Barry! Where is there one goy with
the name of Barry? It's the most Jewishjewishjewish.
You know Barry. Yeah. Barry is always the name of
the one Jew that sings with an octilla, brandy wine,
and a farbish finkle.
-- Lenny Bruce (talking
about Barry Goldwater
but might's well have
good ol been Rev Bubba)
Re JOE SAUL The copyright on my Roxy Music LP (their debut/self titled) is 1972. You can come over and see if you want. "For your Pleasure" came out in '73, and that's the one everyone knows.
"Black cherry soda..definately Jewish; lemon soda...goyim"
Bruce made the most hilarious comment about Goldwater in that bit. He said... Naw, changed my mind, I'm not gonna tell.
Imagine my reaction reading "How to win friends and .." while my first year in the Marines. He split my gut.
Re #86: Wow. I wouldn't have thought that. I thought 1975 or so.
Learn something new every day.
Michael, You're such a tease!
heh, michael, if you've got the gonads to try to touch my family jewels, be my guest and give it a shot.....but before you do, tell nunzio which interstate is your favorite.
re #84 That's an unusual sort of physical for an eye exam, sport. You should try a different Walmart.
91: Ah fergot ah wuz talkin tuh mnetters fer a minnit there in reesponse 88. Almos' said sumpin, yew know, lahk, all normal an nahs an everthin. Won't happen agin, ah promise. 92: So this nunzio has dibs on yer balls, do he, Jer? Yew caint imagine how okay ah am with that. Tell nunzio yer testiculs'r alllll his.
[Response #92 is the second time an mnetter has threatened me with physical violence in the past couple of days. This is gonna be fuuuun.]
go back and sue whomever it was that taught you to read english. it's obvious you are having great difficulty. i do admire your ability to type with one hand tho.
Your lofty tone suggests that you are a man of great erudition, my good fellow. Prithee oblige us all by eating a large bag of shitdicks.
What the fuck?
Hahahaha! He said "prithee" . . . . .
98: Tsk tsk, such language from a just-turned-17-year-old. You must be an mnetter.
"If your favorite word is 'shitdicks' you *may be* an M-netter"
I *am* an mnetter, asswipe.
And one of longer standing than Greg, even...
You go Michael!
My collection of Barrys includes Dr. Childs-Helton, Dr. Demento and happyboy.
What, you keep them all in big jars with breathing holes in the lid or something?
heh, md is upholding the fine tradition of users who when they look left and right can only see the interior walls of their rectum. <snort>
i read "how to talk dirty..." in highschool and it changed mah life.
Yeah but the part where he makes fun of your name is in another book....Barry.
107: You know better than that, Jer. Or maybe you don't. Anyway, yer flamin the wrong guy, fuckwad, but iffen yew lahk tew trah ahl be a regler over to mnet real soon. See yew and BARRY back at thu homested. Bah thuh way, Barry, did yew go to shul today? Hahahahaha!
I may have to start another "You may be a Jewish Redneck" item . . . .
i love how he thinks he is close enuff to me to call me "jer." makes my panties damp. and now i have been elevated to "fuckwad." dang, how many blessing can a man take in one day. rock on witcher bad self, yo.
I am so sorry. I will no longer call you "Jer" when I'm making fun of you.
I forget, what was this item about?
re110: nope, ah shore didnt, skool ben out fer a whole week.
I miss each and every one of you
POLLY!
Heh, md would fit in well over at m-net...
(psssssssst! buzzard. md is a looooooooooooooooong time m-nutter. he jes be playin'.
Buzzy, you probably would recognize his M-net pseudo: chamberl As md has already demonstrated, he is a master of dialects and has perfected "the village idiot" tone of a Lucent computer geek.
[Lucent?!? LUCENT?!?!? This just keeps gettin better an better. What a bunch of losers.]
which begs the question - why is michael hanging around? to bolster his sense of inadequacy by posturing as someone who is superior to those he wishes to pay attention to him? oh my.
LUCENT!?! Hahahahahahahaha!
Found out!
re: 122 -- Interesting observation. It's pretty sad that he's posturing as someone superior to chamberl. It's even sadder that he isn't doing a very good job of it.
In the matter of Wringer vs Tits, I find for the plaintiff.
would that be the one w/o starch?
christ i'm in love in with md when i viddy his words my pants are full of stars i'll devote 40 hours a week to both grex and m-net if he's to be found on both
are you trying to imply that he was lost and now he is found?
i saw the TurnerJoy this weekend.
hey, does anybody know tufka (mnet) sky's current email addy? i have it saved on mnut but i need to get ahold of her... THANKYOU
when you contact her, say hi for me. last time i heard from her was when she asked me to post her wedding plans on m-nut. igbor: do you go aboard her?
nope, didnt go aboard. just walked past her at the dock. <was killing time waiting for the ferry> the turnerjoy appears to be only for tourists to climb on and look around. so.. was that the ship that 'started' the US involvement in vietnam?
USS TURNER JOY (DD-951) Class: Forrest Sherman Destroyer Launched: May 5, 1958 At: Puget Sound Bridge & Dredging Company, Seattle, Washington Commissioned: August 3, 1959 Length: 418 feet Beam: 45 feet Draft: 22 feet Displacement: 2,800 tons Armament:Three 5-inch/54 caliber guns and two Mark 32 torpedo launchers that carry 6 Mark 46 torpedoes each. Address: Bremerton Historic Ships Association 300 Washington Beach Avenue Bremerton, Washington 98337-5668 (360) 792-2457 Fax: (360) 377-1020 Email: dd951@sinclair.net The destroyer USS Turner Joy was the last Forrest Sherman class destroyer built. While some of these ships were later converted to guided missile destroyers, Turner Joy remains close to her original 1959 configuration. The destroyer has been restored to reflect the appearance during her active years between 1960 and 1982. Turner Joy's distinctive service included a double-duty role as flagship for Destroyer Squadron 13 and Destroyer Division 131 with several tours in the Pacific. She also stood air-sea rescue duty near the Marianas Islands for President Dwight D. Eisenhower's visit to several Asian nations. In terms of history, this vessel is most remembered for her participation in the Gulf of Tonkin incident which escalated the United States involvement in the Vietnam War. USS Turner Joy was placed on display in Bremerton in 1991 as a public attraction and Naval Memorial. The U.S. Navy in Vietnam The long and protracted series of events which led to the involvement of the United States in Vietnam culminated when on August 2, 1964 the U.S. destroyer U.S.S. Maddox was fired upon by North Vietnamese gunboats. This attack prompted the Gulf of Tonkin Resolution that authorized the president to take "all necessary measures to repel attacksand prevent further aggression." President Lyndon Johnson retaliated for the attack on the Maddox by ordering U.S. naval planes to bomb North Vietnam. The U.S.S. Maddox is attacked by North Vietnamese PT boats. The Maddoxhad been sailing in the Gulf of Tonkin since July 28, 1964, to support covertSouth Vietnamese forces operating against North Vietnamese shore installations.The American ship fights off the PT boats, which launch 3 torpedos, noneof which strike the Maddox. On August 3, the Maddox is joined by the USTurner Joy in the Gulf. That night, it is reported that the Turner Joy wasattacked. It is later discovered that the attack never happened.
so the answer to your question is yes and no. the maddox (dd-731) was sister ship to the one i rode, u.s.s. hyman (dd-732)
huhuhuhuhhuh...hyman...huhuhuhuhuhuh
check the speller, yooperboy. our ships baseball caps had cherries on them, as did our battleflag - soooooooooo, we'all got the joke a long time ago.
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weird ain't it. i don't have janc's editor installed here. how about my responses being flush to the response line and not centered, eh? grex is like a vacation spot - fun while you are there but there ain't no place like home.
I know three guys named Barry. None of them are Jewish. Barry Alprovic, Barry Matthews and Barry Sart. Not a Finkelstein among them. Can md explain this to me?
No, Kate, I can't, but you can be sure I'd be making fun of them, too, if they were self-important nobodies like happyboy.
He's just jealous that no one calls him Mike.
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"self-important nobodies" bwa ahahahahhahahahahaha me thinks the lady doth protest too much!
<tao gives hap a homie hug and a fresh pastie>
<hap marries tao>
Lucent. Hee hee hee.
An endless source of mirth for me as well Of course, the fact that Tony and Lucent are located in a town named after my family adds an extra bit of irony . . .
Do tell.
I have, many times. I am related to the Napier family who had a large farm there in Illinois. The town was originally called Napierville, but some idiot(s) shortened it to Naperville.
I can relate. My mom's maiden name is Annarborwitz and well...
bwa ahaahahaahahahahahahahahaha *gasp* hahahahahahahaha
Anthony brooklynnewyorkberg, signing in. _\|/_ <-- porcupine baby
yo dewd
oi. miss me long time? <looooove is like...a lone candle, burning for your monkey wrench>
impertinent boobyhatch. haus the rotten apple?
guhd like soapy water, but without the suds.
<tao makes notes.>
can't r 157 resp:157 don't forget to get behind the ears, buddih got anything you need to erase? i do, am willing to trade. but is that any measure of a summer?
no, only 0 > foo fails. grex uses extract and there is a nifty man page for extract as well. try it.
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