Grex Gardening Conference

Item 27: The Lawn Care Diary of "Doctor Straight"

Entered by remmers on Fri May 8 13:38:44 1992:

41 new of 172 responses total.


#132 of 172 by rcurl on Wed Jul 2 00:42:01 1997:

I've been thinking about calling dandelion seed stalks "ugly". I was at
the St. Louis zoo a couple of days ago, and got a bit annoyed at other
visitors (and their kids) calling this or that animal "ugly". Yes, there
was a gecko that did not look like Bambi, but I am sure that in the wild
the species is rerproductively successful - and indeed those dandelion
stalks *are* reproductively successful. They are, in fact, marvelous
instruments of that - what's "ugly" about that? Nevertheless, I have an
aversion to their appearance, but now recognized that that is MY fault -
perhaps genetic, but overcomable with education and tolerance.



#133 of 172 by kami on Wed Jul 2 03:38:27 1997:

Uh, oh- not only is the creeping charlie still carrying downy mold from the
snowball bush around the yard, the leafcutters are eating my mountain ash tree
again.  <sigh>  Now what?  
Oh- creeping charlie is also called:
Ground Ivy,
Gill run over the ground
Alehoof
and various names I've forgotten.  Pretty common stuff... I think the violets
have *almost* out-competed it in places.
I'm sure pleased with the clover in my yard- almost enough to want a bee skep.


#134 of 172 by n8nxf on Wed Jul 2 11:53:08 1997:

Dandelions are truly amazing plants!  I have pulled budding dandelions out
by the roots, tossed them into the wilderness between us and our neighbors
only to have them caught by some branch and just dangle there.  Within 24
hrs. that same uprooted dandelion will have flowered and turned to seed while
hanging there!
 
This year my kids picked several dandelion flowers, laid them in a plastic
pie-tin and filled it with water.  It sat around outside for several days
but most of the flowers managed to bend their heads up and go to seed, all
without the remainder of the plant!


#135 of 172 by remmers on Wed Jul 2 15:56:53 1997:

Yep, dandelions are truly amazing plants. I've read that if any
part of the root remains in the ground, the plant can regenerate
from it. That's why they have special tools for pulling
dandelions that facilitate getting the entire root (which tends
to go quite deep).

Ants and centipedes sure are amazing animals, but I don't
tolerate them in my house. Don't feel much motivation for
tolerating dandelions in my yard, either, or adjusting my
attitude towards the esthetics of their appearance.


#136 of 172 by rcurl on Wed Jul 2 20:52:39 1997:

Yes, adjusting attitudes *is* more difficult than spraying poisons.
Ants and centipedes can be health hazards. I doubt that dadelions are
(also, they are not in your house - I presume you tolerate ants and centipedes
outside?)


#137 of 172 by remmers on Wed Jul 2 21:39:16 1997:

Centipedes, yes. Ants -- well, it depends.


#138 of 172 by remmers on Wed Jul 2 21:44:13 1997:

By the way, I have it on good authority that certain people have
formed the impression that I use pesticides and herbicides
extensively. This is not true -- I recognize the hazards to the
environment and use them quite sparingly. If the weeds aren't
too bad in a given year, I won't use them at all. If things
are getting out of hand, I use a little. I try to limit my use
to a maximum of once a year, and as I said I'll skip years when
things aren't getting out of hand.

My usage sounds not unlike Rane's, actually.


#139 of 172 by valerie on Wed Jul 2 22:01:24 1997:

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#140 of 172 by rcurl on Thu Jul 3 05:35:02 1997:

The impression might be conveyed by a seeming great interest in Lawn Care.
I tolerate the stuff, but would prefer alternatives, such as a real meadow.


#141 of 172 by arabella on Thu Jul 3 06:54:34 1997:

I got some of that Eco-Lawn seed mixture recently.  I'm thinking
of seeding a couple of bare patches in the backyard (bare because
we left cut sod from building the new veggie beds there too long --
like for about 6 weeks...) with this stuff, and seeing how I like
it before putting it over the whole front lawn (projected for this
fall).



#142 of 172 by n8nxf on Thu Jul 3 12:20:45 1997:

Every five years or so I trim the sod that grows onto the sidewalk with
my spade.  I found that these trimming make *great* sod to patch barren
spots in the yard.  I just lay them in the bare spot, soak them with water
and walk on them, while soaking wet, to make sure they are in intimate
contact with the barren soil.  Doing this is important as otherwise the
sod will dry out easier.
 
Ants and centipedes can be a health hazard?  How so?


#143 of 172 by rcurl on Thu Jul 3 16:07:56 1997:

They bite.


#144 of 172 by n8nxf on Thu Jul 3 18:18:16 1997:

Centipedes bite?  OK.  So do dogs, cats, mice, hamsters, some large
carnivores pet fish, snakes, spiders, etc.


#145 of 172 by e4808mc on Thu Jul 3 18:47:49 1997:

Oh, you mean the Nashunal Zoo?


#146 of 172 by md on Thu Jul 3 22:25:07 1997:

All I know is the guys come and spray some stuff and leave little signs
warning people not to even go near the grass, much less walk on it, and
it's green and lush all summer long, and I give lots of money to the
various "green" people when they come around.


#147 of 172 by rcurl on Fri Jul 4 18:03:58 1997:

We don't keep any indoor animals that bite loose. Ants and centipedes
would be OK if they agreed not to bite, or stayed in their cages. Our
spiders don't bite, so we don't do anything about them. 


#148 of 172 by remmers on Fri Jul 4 18:25:05 1997:

Re #144: Also professional boxers.


#149 of 172 by n8nxf on Fri Jul 4 19:03:00 1997:

ROTFL!!


#150 of 172 by rcurl on Sat Jul 5 18:08:22 1997:

We don't keep those.


#151 of 172 by valerie on Sun Jul 6 19:14:05 1997:

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#152 of 172 by rcurl on Mon Jul 7 05:03:34 1997:

Sure - but the curator is away at camp for two weeks.


#153 of 172 by valerie on Tue Jul 8 03:26:37 1997:

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#154 of 172 by remmers on Tue May 5 16:49:13 1998:

Spring is here with a vengeance, so it's time to revive this item.

Haven't done much to the lawn yet this year, except to mow it once
or twice. Everything's growing at a great rate, including the weeds.
Dandelions have made substantial inroads, so I'm afraid I'll have
to zap 'em with weed&feed. In general I don't like to use herbicides,
but one application every couple of years seems to keep things well
enough under control.

The dandelions are having a field day all over town. I blame El Nino.


#155 of 172 by scott on Tue May 5 23:09:41 1998:

I've already mowed 3 times.  And I'll have to do something about the
dandelions, next year.


#156 of 172 by remmers on Tue May 19 14:24:24 1998:

Gave the lawn the weed & feed treatment. The weeds are under
reasonable control. No more herbicide treatement is planned
for the rest of the season. The grass is growing at such a
rate that I have to mow it every three days just to keep up.

Because of the early fertilization, I'm postpoing the Grandma
Putt treatment for a bit. Plan to do it at the end of May.


#157 of 172 by remmers on Mon May 25 10:47:32 1998:

Hm, here it is Memorial Day. If the weather stays dry today, I'll
mow the lawn, do the Grandma Putt treatment, and throw on a little
Milorganite for good measure.


#158 of 172 by mary on Mon May 25 11:25:48 1998:

Oh, great.  Our very own chunk of radioactive intoxicated
green space. ;-)


#159 of 172 by remmers on Mon May 25 20:25:03 1998:

Hey, if one bag spread out over the entire lawn is going to cause
a radioactivity problem, then I pity the poor folks who work at
Franks. They've got bags and bags of Milorganite piled high and
deep there...


#160 of 172 by remmers on Sun May 31 01:37:50 1998:

Well the lawn has been Milorganited -- it required two bags, not
one -- and given the Grandma Putt Spring Lawn Tonic as well. The
exact recipe was given earlier in this item, but in brief, the
lawn tonic consists of ammonia, beer, listerine, epsom salts, and
dish soap mixed together and applied to the lawn with a hose-end
sprayer. Yummy!


#161 of 172 by remmers on Sun Apr 18 12:44:23 1999:

The 1999 lawn care season has begun. Time to revive this item.

Only thing I've done so far this season is apply some fertilizer
containing crabgrass preventer. That plus all of our rain and mild
temperatures have caused the grass to green up nicely and grow like
crazy. It could really use a mowing.


#162 of 172 by arabella on Fri Apr 23 23:25:58 1999:

Our grass (and weeds) definitely need mowing, but it's way too
wet to mow, alas.  We have a low spot in the yard that is acting
like a miniature swamp right now.  Should dry up by tomorrow,
though, so maybe we will mow then.


#163 of 172 by scott on Sat Apr 24 13:01:58 1999:

Wow, I've noticed lots of grub damage this spring.  How did you guys fare?


#164 of 172 by n8nxf on Mon Apr 26 11:01:06 1999:

Yes, there has been a lot of grub damage this spring.  My parents thought
the crows were doing it by pulling out the grass in their yard but I
showed them the grubs and told them the crows were going after them.
We had a smallish invasion in the strip between the curb and sidewalk.
The kids and I raked through it with small gardening tools and found
several hundred grubs.  Do these things multiply or is it just part of
the life-cycle for some insect?  I imaging some insect lays the eggs
and this year a lot of the hatchings survived.


#165 of 172 by rcurl on Mon Apr 26 15:03:08 1999:

No, grubs don't "multiply". I think most are beetle larvae - June Beetles,
perhaps. 


#166 of 172 by remmers on Mon Apr 26 18:14:23 1999:

Re resp:162 - Although the grass was a bit damp, last Wednesday I
decided the front lawn was getting just too shaggy and mowed it anyway.
And now it needs another. Is there no end to this madness?

Speaking of madness, it will soon be time to give the lawn its spring
Grandma Putt treatment. See resp:0 for the recipe.


#167 of 172 by arabella on Wed Apr 28 03:38:14 1999:

You could rip out the lawn and plant low-maintenance groundcovers. 
That would end the madness.

What does grub damage look like?  I don't know if we have any.
I did find a grub when I was weeding my perennial border
(and squished it with my shovel).  Most lawn grubs are
the larvae of japanese beetles.  They can be controlled with
applications of milky spore disease (I believe it's some kind
of bacterium or other organism that kills the grubs, but doesn't
harm earthworms and other good bugs).  



#168 of 172 by mary on Wed Apr 28 11:58:26 1999:

We are fortunate not to have a problem with grubs.  They don't
seem to like the radioactivity from the Melorganite.  What
a relief, eh? ;-)


#169 of 172 by remmers on Thu Apr 29 12:09:28 1999:

(Reports of radioactivity in our lawn are greatly exaggerated...  ;-)


#170 of 172 by md on Thu Apr 29 14:17:28 1999:

(Do you know that for a fact?)


#171 of 172 by remmers on Tue Aug 8 01:18:12 2000:

I would like to announce that in just a couple of
weeks we will be moving out of our house and into
a condominium, where Big Brother (aka the "condo-
minium association") does all the lawn care.  I
have mowed my last lawn.  It's over, finnissimo,
done.  You may express your congratulations or
condolances, whichever seems appropriate.

Actually, I'm quite happy about the change.  But,
obviously, I will have little more to say about
lawn care.


#172 of 172 by rcurl on Tue Aug 8 03:59:01 2000:

So what will you do with your special lawn elixir? Bottle it and sell it
for sexual disfunction?


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