Grex Enigma Conference

Item 74: Life Goes On, a Sophomoric Poem

Entered by remmers on Tue Jun 2 06:52:17 1992:

23 new of 32 responses total.

#10 of 32 by alfee on Sat Jul 27 20:40:05 1996:

I'll go too, while I'm here, but I think I'll gladly go to the ladies' room.

#11 of 32 by carl on Mon Jul 29 17:29:30 1996:

And I'm just happy to go here and go there without any particular
destination in mind.

#12 of 32 by lee on Thu May 22 19:09:39 1997:

what sandwich?

#13 of 32 by carl on Fri May 30 19:39:21 1997:

the one I use to cover the bad spot.

#14 of 32 by lee on Sat May 31 20:44:14 1997:

So what do you use to cover the good spot?

#15 of 32 by i on Sat Nov 8 01:37:48 1997:

Baked beans.

(2 of them, to be precise.)

#16 of 32 by snowth on Sat Nov 8 03:50:26 1997:

Wow, that's one huge good spot you've got there, son!

#17 of 32 by orinoco on Sat Nov 8 03:56:33 1997:

No, just damn small beans.

#18 of 32 by lee on Sun Nov 9 03:26:24 1997:

did you squish them by accident so they're small?

#19 of 32 by diznave on Wed Jan 7 15:58:39 1998:

Variety may be the spice of life, but *spice* is the spice of food.

#20 of 32 by orinoco on Tue Jan 13 04:13:04 1998:

Yes, but is Life a varitey of spice?

#21 of 32 by i on Wed Jan 14 05:05:46 1998:

Spice is the variety of food, and valerie is the spice of grex.

Perfectly square wooden blocks may be stacked infinitely high if you don't
fall off the stepladder and knock them over.

#22 of 32 by lee on Wed Jan 14 16:11:36 1998:

How about a house of cards?

#23 of 32 by i on Thu Jan 15 03:32:48 1998:

After a bit (if you're good), the house of cards reaches the point
where you can't breathe lest it fall over.  Somewhat later (if you're
really good) it reaches the point where you can't move, either.

Progress after that is understandably slow.

#24 of 32 by lee on Thu Jan 15 16:51:57 1998:

But of course that's when the dog knocks you over.

#25 of 32 by orinoco on Mon Jan 19 04:09:27 1998:

You're just donig it wrong.  If you build your house of cards in a vacuum,
it doesn't matter if you move, and the temptation to breathe i greatly
lessened.

#26 of 32 by i on Tue Jan 20 00:16:26 1998:

Yea, but you need a *really* good vaccuum.  Otherwise, the first card 
just sticks on the end of the hose and nothing gets built at all.

#27 of 32 by rkk on Mon Feb 1 18:26:01 1999:

  Build it in space...

#28 of 32 by i on Mon Mar 15 01:04:52 1999:

Can i hold it together with little blobs of green cheese so it doesn't
float apart?

#29 of 32 by jaklumen on Mon May 27 07:56:40 2002:

Ugh, you offer me green cheese now, i?  You had been such a good 
host.. perhaps I shall have to eat you.

I am the monster that shall eat Ann Arbor.

#30 of 32 by gelinas on Fri Dec 20 01:18:23 2002:

If you hold it together with green cheese, our destoyer will want it with
shark-fin soup.

#31 of 32 by jaklumen on Fri Dec 20 08:15:42 2002:

You wish.  I am not a cannibal.  Well.. maybe I am.  Hunger is hunger.

#32 of 32 by lumen on Wed Nov 23 06:50:24 2005:

resp:30 that's about what happened.

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