21 new of 45 responses total.
Er, um, what sorts of things with the umbrella? Wouldn't that scratch up a bit?
my dear, I SAID they were unspeakable. Shall I draw you a picture- here just read my mind >:)
Ooooh kinky! Can I watch next time?
only if no one catches you at it...
I'd hide in your bedroom, but, I've seen your bedroom. Ain't much room for hiding.
you wait until she gets interrupted then you go investigate.... and let come what may.
Miss Scarlet Candlestick Conservatory
Mr Plum, in the living room, with a long gap between responses.
<lee wonders how a long gap between responses is used in murder>
If it's long enough, you can sharpen one end and use it as a spear.
If it's long enough, people start to die of boredom or even just plain old age.
Ahh, but what is long enough?
Long enough to reach your waist. Or your feet. Or both
What's a waist? ;-)
What a waste...
<lee wonders about people who have waist at their feet>
Isn't that the point at which Medicare pays for liposuction? Or just a symptom of landing feet-first from the 33rd story balcony?
freak accident
Oh really? Why would that be?
Because the Queen of Hearts suffered indigestion after eating a box of chocolates which came from the wrong side of the looking-glass.
resp:0 Regarding this situation, I'd just have to break down the door, because I would have come to consume them, in various ways. (You said her. That's usually a different kind of eat.) resp:44 Looking-glass? You callin' me a Peeping Tom? Heh, if anything, I am a peepin' pimp, lookin' for mo' hos.
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