411 new of 576 responses total.
... if you happened to find a way to copyright your opinion on flares
looking good on the right people. You might want to look up "prior art"
first, though.
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(The Phenix HotOrNot Watch, episode 5)
(phenix continues to offer fewer and fewer examples. a rumor persists
that he is seeking to profit from his evaluations, but there's been no
discernible evidence of such an intention. as always, Greg's comments are
to the right of the link.)
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUOZBMS&key=RAT ("a little bit of small
chested all right:)")
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUK8KQG&key=PVD ("it wouldn't be
complete without greg's chikie of the night")
(phenix's comments certainly continue to befuddle this observer, although
it appears that has become a regular patron of HotOrNot.com. this will
come as good news to the bevy of bodacious babes begging for better
boffing by the beta-tester born to bear the nom de plume of phenix.)
[Editor's note: the key of "RAT" noted in the first link does not
necessarily refer to the subject's hairstyle or personal hygiene.]
[to be continued]
yay! I'm hot! *g* who needs flare pants -- I already GOT hips. why are we only talking about women? regardless of #0's call for "hot chickies," I think it's a little unfair to not mention the hot guys of grex, too... I remember one that I got to sit next to at a Grex picnic back in the summer of '99 -- hi Eric! <coy smile>
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Beta tester? I understand he likes 'em pretty virginal ... you might
want to think of him as an alpha tester or perhaps a pre-release engineer.
heh. which eric? other or ea? anyway, how am i a beta-tester?
other. I haven't met ea. still kicking myself for not taking Eric up on his offer to ride with him on his motorcycle while I was in a2...
(yay, Erinn's back!)
(yeah, other's hot. ever see this picture?)
http://grexers.nether.net/assets/images/cko2.jpg
(we've both got looks that say, "what's this chick doing here in the way?
I want the COCK!")
(oops. this is still in Agora, isn't it? scratch that last paragraph.)
Do you often have fantasies that involve chickens?
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carson: ooo, yeah, that one, when you went to hang out with kittie -- the krispy kreme one is great. I was thinkign the other day how I should get you a tshirt with KK's logo on it...
(re #175: I've been "feuding" off and on for the past year with a 7-foot-
tall anorexic chicken. you have to ask?)
the sun ain't yellow. it's chicken.
(as for why it's just been women... well, it's Greg's item. he NEEDS it.)
This is linked to the sex cf, so I have to be *really* careful to remember Agora readers are checking it.
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That's what I'm wondering. Would I get censored if I said "cunnilingus" in Agora? Will Jesse Helms show up at my house with an ax handle if I use the word "fuck"? Or a chorus of neurotic mothers whining "think of the CHIIIIIIIILDREEEEEEEEEN!"? Or what?
All of the above, probably. Stand by for the first ghost, Joe. :)
Heh...
whining children motehrs? what? that's what my 12 GA salt rounds are for:) but i digress. surry, playing varous games has caused me to loose interest in electronic honies besides i have my pr0nz on HBO
You're safe; nobody can figure out what the fuck you're saying anyway.
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Hi, Erinn. :) (arson, I think you may be putting a bit more than the usual spin on my expression, there... ;) If I keep reading this item, I'm going to have to reread the bummed item just to keep in balance...
(hey, I don't care HOW hot you are. if you're not Sammy Hagar or Michael Hutchence, I doubt she's interested.)
Huh? Sounds like you're talking about llanarth/balynce now...
one's alive anyway, iirc.
resp:190 hehehe =) resp:169 of course you're hot, Erinn! you mean you haven't been breaking hearts yet? (okay, shame on me, yes I'm married.. but yes, she's gorgeous and yet no, Julie's mine and I'm hers.. and lil' Sarah is ours)
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resp:183 - ROTFLMAO
In addition to being a hottie, Erinn has the added feature of being a delightfully sweet individual.
how about? http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUORORS&key=EXT
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What I meant was, I don't edit myself as much in the sex cf, so I have to make it a cross between sex cf language and Agora language.
resp:196 Well, of course, which gives her just scads of bonus pts. in my book. It was very nice to meet her in person.
I checked the page, but did not see a picture of this Erinn person. Without trying to be overtly mean, I think the Grexian concept of "hottie" is probably quite different from the "normal" definition.
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Erinn --> http://grexers.nether.net/html/body_arianna.html
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re: 202 Actually, the pictures of keesan on whatever site mynxcat keeps posting look reasonably decent. Not in the "Oooh, I want to sleep with her!" way, but in the "Wow, that picture people were passing around M-Net is a really awful picture of her." way. re: 203 Attractive? I guess. Hottie? No. Not by a long shot. Though, I will say that Grex has produced some girls that are much hotter than what we have to work with over on M-Net. Pound for pound, though...M-Net has you beat.
(is "pound for pound" supposed to be irony?) ;)
Yes.
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i found out tonight from jamie that mynxcat is NOT a man.
Mr. Norris, my teacher at IAA, used to tell me when we reviewed recordings of my performances, "You know, this recording.. there's something missing from it. It's like your voice has a resonance that recording equiptment can't capture." Most of the people who have commented on my appearance have met me and know that a pic lacks my motion, my animation, and therefore can't convay *me* as accurately. I like that people know me and find me attractive based on my personality as much as (if not more than) my looks. And based on that sort of assessment, Sarah is beautiful! And Carson's definately shaggable. (; And Eric -- ye gods, his eyes make my heart stop.
Awww...thanks! :) You're beautiful too, and you're right about pictures not really capturing our bouncy selves. They should come out with animated picture film or something, kind of like the Wizard cards in Harry Potter.
(resp:209 women can be KITTY PR0NOGRAPHERS too.)
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<laughs out loud at #208>
re #210: <other rushes to apply CPR>
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i admire your self-certainty. but do they go ALL the way up?
Andrew (madcoil) is hot as hell. I met him a *long* time ago, when he was a quirky college student. :) The tux adds some class.
eh-hem. yes, but at least with grex women you are in much less danger of getting a stalker or an std. give me plain and clean anyday over chottie that i have to double wrap with
sigh. madroo makes my heart go flutter. his intensity is incredible.
nifty. <shrug>
Back in the days of a thinner Sarah, he greeted me by picking me up so I was way up in the air and then spun around with me. I miss being 18. :)
re: 219 Have lots of "experience" with the Grex ladies, do ya, sparky?
yup. proud.
If that's so...then they can't be very "clean" when you're done with them.
<carson resists the urge to say "true dat"> (can't you guys go get your own HotOrNot item? this is Greg's item. he NEEDS it. even Jamie says so!)
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(who are you?)
resp:204 oh geez.. well, www.cyberspace.org/~arianna has more recent pictures. These ones are a bit more charming and personable and seem to say more for character and demeanor. resp:205 You are entitled to your opinion; and it doesn't necessarily create a consensus. Again, other's right. She's a sweetheart, which I think matters most.
I think people are being overly defensive. By definition (yes, "hottie" is in Webster's Dictionary), a "hottie" is someone who is physically attractive. By generally-accepted definition, a "hottie" is physically more attractive than the average person of similar age. It is a consensus that people such as Britney Spears, Richard Gere, Rachael Leigh Cook, Ricky Martin, Rene Russo, and Freddie Prinze Jr. are hotties. While you and I may have differing opinions about people on that list, most people believe them to be more attractive than normal. It is not entirely unreasonable to use those people as a "hottie litmus".
It is still a relative term. There are some out there (obviously) that don't find that people in your list at all attractive.
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(I agree with twinkie's 1st & 2nd paragraphs, and the 4th minus "those," although frankly it doesn't matter what I think. this item isn't about you. it's not about me. it's not even about the #07 [#!%. it's all about Greg. it's his item. Jamie made it for him because he NEEDS it!)
Now, for the slow ones among us, explain why exactly *does* Greg need this item?
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Like I said . . . this explanation is for the slow ones.
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re: 231 Yes...I suppose it is a relative term. If I were to douse you in water that was 100 degrees centigrade, I would think it's pretty darn "hot"...but I suppose you would consider it "mildly warm" and state that molten lava and the surface of the Sun are both much hotter.
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Unless you're more depraved than I thought, pain and beauty are rarely so closely linked.
yup it's pain and pleasure which are the same impusle just at differnt intensities
mynxcat, you are SO CUTE!!! *g* some people feel the need to be argumentative. <shrug> either way, the Hot-or-Not items seems like it should be the place where we post our choices for who is "hot" (by whatever definition). who wants to bother disgreeing when it's all, as was said earlier, relative? maybe we should go on a grexpedition to find all the hot grexers, carson -- how's that for a roadtrip idea (slightly belated)? (;
(that's Greg's bag. it's his item. he NEEDS it.) (speaking of phenix... there's been little on the Watch front; certainly not enough for an update. I did hear a rumor that he's working on a top-secret project codenamed "Cherry Seed," which is apparently a sequel to "Appleseed" and "Blue Seed," but with more tits. I can't confirm it, though.)
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resp:243 LOL
resp:242 - My point exactly. Sapna, was you picture a cut-out from our lunch at TGI Fridays?
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I thought so. It was the brick background and the bit of yellow shirt left in the photo that clued me in.
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<grins> Naturally!
who would want to waste one SECOND of life being objective about sex? to whom that question is directed, you know who you are.
Uhm, I dunno, people who're paid for it?
,snorts>
Kinda helps in our culture where people are sex-obsessed but yet afraid to merely touch each other. I mean, it doesn't change the fact outright, but it's a start.
How melodic. Ever try writing jingles?
People around where I live aren't really afraid to touch each other
- though you're in a different area, so that might explain the difference.
We don't behave in the same manner as people from Mediterranean
regions, but then the population density is a lot lower here.
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#254, why?
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resp 244: the newer pic/s is/are forthcoming; I have an idea and a friend with a digital camera has just volunteered to help. (:
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fag.
fag.
Write that down, Sapna. Perhaps we can work that into an official communication.
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Well, of course!
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As would any good advertiser would do!
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We all find our niche eventually.
fag.
(OK, *someone* needs to get on phenix's case. he NEEDS this item, but he's not contributing. how will all those loyal Greggonites know which pictures to spank monkeys by if phenix doesn't tell them?) (off the record, I'd be willing to accept flem as a substitute Greg.)
fag.
hat.
So, what you're basically saying here, Carson, is you'd like flem to
tell you what to masturbate to?
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I know what Greg would say:
tentacle porn.
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(are there any tentacles on HotOrNot? is it on the drop-down menu? maybe all Greg needs is some direction.)
(I'm about *yea* close to calling in flem. phenix obviously doesn't know what's good for him.)
and what is goodf for me hmmmmmmmmmmmm carson
I, ah, don't know if I'm capable of filling phenix's capacious, ah, shoes in this particular. I feel somewhat faint at the thought of the sheer responsibility involved in supplying carson with masturbatory fantasies. :\
(ah, I'm not, ah, a Greg. I, ah, don't need, ah, this item. ah, Jamie says, ah, Greg needs, ah, it. I, ah, couldn't care, ah, less which, ah, Greg it, ah, is that, ah, needs it.)
(JP2 STARTED IT!!)
#285 sounds for all the world like someone furiously masturbating.
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(jazz uses a text-to-speech reader? cool!) (I'm sure that whatever suggestions flem wants to make will be just fine, and certainly better than rubbing the clam to pictures of wet kittens.)
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(huh?)
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"Rubbing the clam" . . . that's a new one.
i'll have to 'member it
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=OEEMSZ nice face, little flat, good hair, wonderfuleyes.
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well, she's flat on my screen....
(heh. Greg gave a bum link which loads a random person each time. I knew kids educated at Community High could be clever, given the opportunity.)
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check the top, she prolly changed her profile or pulled it and the flat refers to her face.
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well, y'know when she's servicing me i want a decent visita
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vista, view, scenic display
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naw, i'd call dat a three, maybe foursum, but only if it's twins or triplets:)
you overextended your reach, but i agree.
<falls down laughing at #307>
(resp:307 was wholly inappropriate, given the general tenor of this item. I humbly apologize to any Liz Phair fans that may have been offended by my ill-placed remarks.)
Hoo boy, (arson, have you go some issues!
;)
y'know i'm curious what it said
fwiw, I completely disagree with #307, but I won't hijack the item to press the point. for whatever form of pleasure you care to take: http://caoine.org/new/webcam/archive/07240201.jpg
cute, but a bit too blonde and gothie and the coller is just for show i'm sure. she's a rope tease
Re 312: "set noforget" at the ? prompt, and then "only 307". Um, carson, you do realise that the header of this item is "GreX needs a HotOrNot item..." not "GreG needs a HotOrNot item...", right?
(Jamie is notorious for making typos.)
Greg, you've gone completely, utterly, insane.
One, Emma from that page is Helen-of-Troy beautiful. Dead on arrival.
Striking. Knockout gorgeous.
Two, the collar's pink plastic and spiked, and not latched. It
doesn't say "BDSM", but uptown punk, industrial or goth. Judging from the
comments in the blog and the immaculate dress sense, I'd say uptown
rivethead, not goth.
a) my sanity is not in question b) she's only ok c) and? it's acoller, i didn't read the blog, so ,y loss i guess.
If you're accusing someone of being an, ah, "rope tease", then you
should know the difference between a BDSM'er who's trolling and someone who's
just showing punk influences.
The difference between a goth girl and a rivethead is really critical
if you don't want to be chewing on your spleen by the end of the night.
(yes! evidence that Greg *does* need this item!)
uhhhhh....consdering my chances with either girl are VERY low, i'd say i don't really. but please enlighten us oh mystic jaxx.
first line of 321 is the first sign of sense i seen from this firy bird.
eh hem, please, mr. trebech, schuck it long, and schuck it hard.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUAEBQA&key=QUA eyes are a little to anime for the face, but very nice midriff.
Enlighten on what topic? Gothic culture versus industrial culture?
Nostalgia versus rage, I suppose.
nifty
Was that what you wanted to know?
("rope tease"... nice...)
what's wrong with rope tease?
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8KEG8B&key=LUY nums, but kinda marla singerish
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUKEEQB&key=XLE we all know i'm a sucke rfor plaid
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
don phenix, here's a girl that might be right for you. http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUKYEMA&key=SGD face-forward, eyes lucid, an uncertain curl of the mouth up into her puggish cheeks. she looks honest, and i get the feeling that's something you should be looking for in your women.
i miss my hand, no fps for greg http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KQALHYA&key=BCX for that trinity like look
Weird... that head looks Photoshopped onto the body.
prolly was, http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUKYBZO&key=KPU for one reason only: teh hair & ears.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8NRKQB&key=BWJ for the shiney chest:)
(I'm bored tonight) 336: Nice hands, actually. 337: Jailbait! I like women at least *some* maturity. The shiny bit is nice, though.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KRSQARK&key=TDT reminds me of someone i went to school with http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8NLKLS&key=GTF classy and the necklace is a nic e touch now if only she wern't blonde:(
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLA8EEB&key=CWB average chickie.
339 A: Nice smile. 339 B: Looks a bit athletic; that's worth a couple more points. Again, nice smile (better than 339A, actually) 340: Fashion sense low, but nice overall.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUNUEMB&key=NUE - meow. speaking of, i'm schocked carson hasn't done my party expedition the other night, he's slacking. or i picked some good one's for him and he's a whackkn' hard core.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUARHLO&key=UVJ red. so very very red. fuck me red as it were
342: Eep! But maybe Greg's type, anyway.
343: I like the short hair and off-trendy style. Photos look like they were compressed sideways, though.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8KYNEH&key=TFJ Wow, she's really cute!
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8KEAEA&key=PCF i'm a sucker for a gal with a choker style dress.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KRSZERA&key=BJX little flat but still cute
I'm having way too much fun watching you two... :)
thanks:) michelle trachtenburg wannabe: in ohter words: nums http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8NSNLK&key=VRA if a bit young and gangly, but dancers are flexible:)
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUHSORS&key=APX i'm also a sucker for the dual strand look.
347: Dress is intriuging, looks somewhat brainy. Hard to tell. 348: Feh. 350: Yes, scrawny.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8NUAQS&key=JXG but only the dress. face is a bit..off..and no curves. alos, paigbois rock(thje haircut that is)
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8NMOMK&key=GEH i don't know, she just triggers the lizard part of the brain
(ok, this is the last one this evening. My salsa is done) 353: Yearghhhh... not even a little sliver of a brain in that head, most likely. And if she's faking that dopey look I don't want to know why.
(OK, Greg is in overdrive and keeps slipping in) 354: Not sure what to think, other than it's a really neat way to take the photo and as such indicates more brains than usual.
(I'm sure glad that Greg's finally gone self-serve.) ;)
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8NLELR&key=UXN glasses, bodice, librarian look:)
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLHUEZN&key=MCJ eh-hem. red headed naughty gothic peasent look. yes please, and carson feh.
Re #354 - the lizard part of the brain?
the lizard part, that litle back of j0r brain which does not feel butr just is anyway http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=SUAQKE&key=YKN mmmm i love the star sof pr0nz
lizard part? sounds kinda like id to me.
You'd think the reptillian brain wouldn't respond to mammals.
<spends half an hour laughing her ass off at the entire item> phenix, you have Really Wierd <tm> taste in women. I'm inclined to agree with carson's initial assessment...but pictures of people I know in person or online or both are fun. :)
I want to know what a gothic peasant is. Peasants can't afford velvet, and I don't think they're apt to read Mary Shelley.
saying j00 know some of these people lynne? sarah: gothic peasent is amodern look and get off j0r peroid thinking. if i wanted REAl peasent i'd get myself a mail order bride from the czck republic or romania
I was JOKING. :)
re 366: Well duh. But just grexers. (waits for phenix to deflate after finding he doesn't get to meet any of the hot-or-not chicks.) also, if you wanted a mail order bride from romania you'd pribly hafta be a pedophile--in my (vast, unlimited, hitting-on-romanian-women) experience, they're pretty much all engaged by the age of 12.
a) grexers tend to be chotter than hoes from HoN b) like i have vast experience shopping for brides c) 12 is usually post pubescent and thus it's not pedophelia so thppt it is too young to get married though
last i checked, average age of menarche was 13. i'm pretty sure 12 is pre-pubescent, possibly midst, for most people.
the age of pubescence, especially in girls, is apparently dropping.
well, bhatmitzvas are 12, so at least in the jewish faith women can be married at 12
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUA8REG&key=VQR little flat, but nice midriff and curves, though she looks like she could use a decent meal
...or three!
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http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8NREMN&key=HXQ sucker for a red head
this item has been hella entertaining, but want to get more bang for your BBS buck? when you read phenix, pontificating on his wimmins, hear it in the voice of the comic-book store owner from the Simpsons.
carson will be played by stan marsh, scott by johnny carson, mynxcat by herself and leland by butters.
I'd be honored to have Johnny Carson play me.
and phenix will be played by jerry lewis.
Oh damn, lelande, not while I'm sipping coffee. I almost choked.
actually according to leland i'm thne comicbook guy. ifi'm going to be prat fall at least let me be lupan http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KRE8KZH&key=SRF not bad, points for trying at least. thcik sliced bacon is good for a change.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8NQKRO&key=AFV points for style
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#382 - nice smile, nice eyes. looks kinda like someone I used to go to school with
384 objections, anyone? ... no? good.
#382 greatly resembles a girl who used to work at a local coffee joint,
except she had a slightly stronger jaw.
Where's "local" to you? And how long ago is "used to"? #382 greatly resembles a former friend of mine.
Ann Arbor and its' environs.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLEZNMR&key=RNQ red head and scenery:) http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8GMAUH&key=KYR schoolgirl:)
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8GEHYS&key=DRR mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, but the face and hair need work
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KSHUNSO&key=LXN shiney! too blonde though
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8G8O8O&key=KCD mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hair
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8NZA8E&key=QXN dancers: utterly insane, evil and psychotic, but oh such wonderful scenery.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUSSH8E&key=UFW pionts for style
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KREYEQH&key=FBA once more, allabouit the hair
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8GLAEH&key=EPN reminds me of someone i used to know. nust has that nibbly belly button.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8GRA8A&key=RWR mmmm hair, dainty neck, curves. what's not to like?
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLG8AYB&key=DGB raven haired beauty look down.
i'm a scuker for a bare back and hair. http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=AUEENM&key=CLY
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KRGYNMK&key=QMM mmm aubern asian honey.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KQOZOQO&key=PSV eh-hem, asian spice
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUSUS8K&key=DSN baby got back
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KMBQNYS&key=HGC i wish she was my next door neighbor
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUEMAZH&key=GCA someone get this woman back to black hair
yay choker http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUHYE8B&key=CYG also, slihgtly off topic, rose mcgowen should keep her hair red.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUH8KYE&key=RGL cute, she needs to darken her hair though'
points for morticia look http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KROYHYR&key=QTM
YAY red hair!red shir! just bring j0r raincoat http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLGSSEH&key=CAD
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8NRSLN&key=RWX i'm such a hair slut
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8H8R8E&key=KVJ WINGS! HUMMINGBIRD!
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KMBMSRO&key=FQE mmmmmmmmm hair...
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KSALBEG&key=ENE i need a woman who likes photography this much.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8HLHUA&key=CPU mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm wings. she kimda looks like maeve though.
resp:395 she looks stoned-- reminds me of a pothead I dated once. resp:403 ain't near REAL ghetto booty.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BYAQBM&key=UKA mmmmmmmmmmmmmm redhead and all innocent looking
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLGRARS&key=FKY remember that discussion about how they can be too big? yha. this is it.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8OYBSN&key=QVR - using whatcha got to maximum effect http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8OYRMO&key=FAU if it's not an edit, wow.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8G8E8H&key=HUL green eyes. chinese should come with green eyes
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KSGZE8R&key=LHC midriff sucker.
resp:417 No way.
419: http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8G8E8H&key=HUL (green eyes)
Wow!
resp:368 - He'd also need to make more money. It's amazing, how picky these mail order brides can be. He may also have to loose the beard.
fine, i'll get a columbian mail order bride.
re 419/422 ... wow is right, i damn near signed up to send email but i didn't hae a pic to u/l and that is (dammit) mandatory.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8NLOYA&key=AJS bit of a harlot but she does have a most agreeable backside
Judgemental, aren't we?
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KRKURRB&key=VXM <meow> yes, yes i am.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KQBMRYN&key=APK remember that hair thingy,this is it.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUGSGQS&key=LAL i have no idea why. it's like a ssultrier, thinner nissa
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUGMB8R&key=USH no idea.
427 he's what you call a collector. M, NM, VG, that kind of thing.
working on the harem, then?
sure why not, though i'm sure it would be a bit more gothy than i'd like btw anyone see the 100 sexiest artists on vh1. i'd forgotten how good annie lennox and torri amous used to look. i'd also never seen the vid for "just like a pill" by pink;)
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLNSNEN&key=HSA <shrug> i like the clothes.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUOUHUR&key=SRS tatoo is cool!
Now THAT'S a dragon!
innit? http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=BUAQHL meow!
resp:436 resp:437 yes, that would be on the level of Japanese legend tattoos, although not quite the same.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8KLGMN&key=CUF interesting...k8inda///freaky but no0t
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8G8K8S&key=JAQ naughty librarian #1
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8K8ARN&key=YWB shpely.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLSLKYG&key=CDX redhead slut that i am
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8B8ELA&key=CXF red headed
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8OUKQB&key=XKE mmmmmm now she needs to do something about her blondeness thouugh
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUAMKEG&key=QGH chocker slut:) but blonde again:(
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KRHUKLE&key=SLC Meow! glasses can be sexy, here's proof
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8B8BLS&key=FBT mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ethnic
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8BSNYB&key=XXD i don't know. cute for some reason. hair
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8BRAMR&key=MKX it's the dirty girl image
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8B8NSG&key=WGX mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm intellegent girls.. i don't know. she just looks right with the glasses.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm asian spice:) http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KYEZA8O&key=MFU stright out of DOA beach volly ball
it's starting to smell like clit in here
Funny, I thought that was the smell of a single male's dorm room ...
clit is bad smell when? .']
You don't want your car to smell of genitals, for instance, generally
speaking.
clitorally or figuratively?
cars are easy to fabreeze
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8EMHUH&key=KGM HAIR!
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8NMORO&key=WDR mmm hiipi, but clean hiipi
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8BYOQB&key=QGE mmmmmmmmmmmm hair, shape, hips. classicd earth mamma
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KREQGMN&key=WCV example of loosing what j00 got absolute wrong look for her IMHO and what's with the belly chains these days?
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8GUNEN&key=WLN points for wackyness
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUOZNMH&key=PGJ YAY pigtails! http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLOQOLO&key=GWY punk rock brid's maid
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8BESMN&key=MBH mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8B8BYK&key=CCS girl next door with her own post. what more wcan a guy ask for? twins
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8NYAZA&key=KTC right glasses, good hair
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8GMAER&key=TDY makes me want to see the reest of her, which is dead sexxy'
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8ORHEK&key=JXB asian honies may not have much of a shelf, but they win on curves and a TOTALLY nibbleable tummy
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLG8AYB&key=DGB THIS [] far from the breakable doll goith look
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUBRBUO&key=NTF points for trying
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8G8BRN&key=QKW the "we're twins" gambit very nice effect if true or not.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KRBQRRB&key=QTA mmm curves..i don't know possible tummy fetish? q
suit's as red as her hair. http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KRSZKQS&key=NRN mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8GMSUN&key=MAR says she'sd a starving artist. bet many grex men could see thier way to feeding her.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8BZORH&key=VRR she comes with the right bed ;0
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8KQGZB&key=EJB anything which scares her is good. hmmmm http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8BUNUO&key=SJP i want the bed, keep da hoe
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUNUAZG&key=JAT <mew> mmmmmmmmmmmm
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KQSMSQG&key=WDT i think i've said it before.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8BLARN&key=JFB joo just know she's trouble with a capitol TROUB but still.. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8NYOSH&key=ATL HUMMINGBIRD
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8OZGSB&key=KWM nopw if only ther e wern't those pesky clotehs in the way..
ammendum to #482: needs re-sizing..
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KQNYGZK&key=MVF trinity like, but not
finnaly, some ecent fire snatch, though i doubyt it's natural but it'd be fun to find out
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUARAYA&key=XQB flexibility:) http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=ERBSKM&key=EYB good use of glasses
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8BYKUG&key=SRM cute..
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8NUH8A&key=KCL she just know's how to press buttons.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KQKZBQG&key=JBR mmmmm hair, nice dress
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KRBSERO&key=WPA hows that song go, legs for miles but her face is a mess
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8BEKUE&key=NGG overcompensating
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8GYHES&key=PXL mmmm singeresque
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KQARHSG&key=CNW nice bust, but i suspect the "face" thing also, beware the pink nice hair thogh
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KSAZKSA&key=BAK pro
damn http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLGSSQH&key=KLY she'd be cute. this is a total fix 'er upper. good body, face needs proper framing
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8BZB8O&key=JGC HAIR!
glasses, hair, mmmm http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8BURRE&key=TMV
ok hair, decent face, ok tits, wins on points: posing http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8ESNMN&key=PYF
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8GEGYG&key=WSY i like the bowtie http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8NQGYK&key=WSB scary
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8BQAZB&key=DVB mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i want the red dress material
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8ELALS&key=ABH m pigtails, however, like may girls she needs to stand up
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUN8RYO&key=QNF twins...
Disclaimer: Much less to choose from in my age range. http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8H8EMR&key=NSS Don't get me started on women with out-of-date hairstyles.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KMNYBZE&key=MNK (heart attack)
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLBUHUA&key=UEF More 80's hair, and why can't you even get a properly cropped image?
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8EUKMB&key=VUX Looks bulimic, but I like the pants.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUHQRUO&key=HDX Nice face - great eyes.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8ESNSN&key=WJH The bored model look only goes so far - if you're going to put a collage you should be smiling in at least one of the photos.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KRK8S8O&key=SSL Yow! Here's somebody who understands the medium!
YAY c'mon everybody. let's all get into the spirit!
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=SRNURE&key=TQQ chinese dress. nice hair
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=BZR8KY nice presentation. notice the lack of bra and tastefull flower arrangement
So noted.
Hm. Greg and I seem to agree dramatically every once in a while, and utterly disagree the rest of the time. Scott, on the other hand, seems to have pretty solid good taste.
wow. see. bonding. more people should troll and post! come mychildren!
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KRBLHLB&key=KMP looks kinda like cluadia black.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KMA8RSN&key=JXX cute,evil, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I don't care for the eye makeup, and the setting is all wrong. Cool boots, though.
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Well, you need to put your photo up, Jamie.
Greg's just posting that because yesterday I'd called him out on saying
he was into goth chicks, and repeatedly saying hot-or-not-ers were "too goth".
Pity that www.gothornot.com is currently down.
ok jamie, find what you think is attractive and post
That is a pity, Scott. Sounds brilliant.
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Looks like the exact same chick in all 5 photos. A bit too "escort service" for my tastes, too.
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Nevermind that posting one's image on some internet meat market doesnt exactly scream 'high-class'.
Obviously Jamie and I have much different definitions of "class" and "trash". I made the crack about identical looks because all 5 went for the same exact hairstyle (trendy, of course) and roughly similar comments. On the other hand it means Jamie knows what he's looking for in a woman, at least visually.
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all blondes, the #4 5 are a bit trashy. <shrug> all are pretty average
I liked #5's pose. Nice lips. Okay...my turn to post for the ladies, even if they aren't reading anymore...
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8BLBYB&key=AKV Big points for the hair and eyes, but that moustache has to go.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUG8BSA&key=DXX He reminds me of Bronson Pinchot. Also, if the wind makes your hair look like Big Boy's, pick a different photo.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLOSOLA&key=QNV Maybe it's just me, but the "burning the midnight oil" image is fabulous. No, it's not the power and money thing... it's dedication and success. :) If his tie was loosened just a bit, to go with the late-night-at-work image, he'd get a 10. I gave him a 9.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8REOMB&key=RXW And here we have the polar opposite of what Sarah looks for...
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KRK8KLK&key=ERE I...can't...stop...laughing... This is just too funny. Oh my god. I hope to god he isn't serious...
(That cheesy guy got a 6.6 overall!!!) http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KQH8BUA&key=FTE Mmm...tuxedo... and that is my favorite style of facial hair. He looks like fun. Great eyes, too.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUNMGQB&key=DBX Oh what-EVER... Get over yourself.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KURYKMR&key=DQC What a cutie! I wonder what he looks like in the glasses...
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8OSEUN&key=HAJ Ding ding ding ding!!! We have a winner!!!
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8AYGSN&key=VFP Wash. Your. Hair.
(Laughing at #539)
re #541: Ding, indeed. And furthermore, ding ding. re #538: Sorry... can't take anyone in a bow tie seriously.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUS8RMA&key=TNT Real-person-style pretty, and a neat photo. (And are those swords on the wall to her left?...) http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUHQALH&key=CKF Wait till you've gone through puberty and get back to me. http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KRRYKSS&key=MXK Pretty cute, even though he's trying to gaze soulfully into a webcam. http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUR8ESG&key=PXD Dig the hat. http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLAUBQH&key=NJL Nice The men seem to come across better than the women, for the most part -- lots of truly bad pictures of women, but plenty of okay guys, and I don't even like guys that much. I think the whole slob thing comes out working pretty well for the guys -- the women all try to pose and tart themselves up, and it just doesn't work out.
nifty http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUEQAUA&key=JUU
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8N8ARR&key=CFE i like the pose' http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8SSHRO&key=MTA tan lines are not cute http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KQNYGUO&key=GCG good glasses
meadz goth points http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KMREEQK&key=HCD
Dan and I have the same taste in men. I'm not sure if that's scary, or if it just makes sense. I used to have a hat like the girl you gave "Dig the hat". :) It's a Greek sailor cap.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8SLHRO&key=YBU maybe it's just me, but this one has ....possiblities.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8SMEEB&key=YQR I love guys in glasses, and he has a cute smile.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=ALGSNS PERFECT. We have tons in common, too. :) What's really sad is that I know what clan tartan he's wearing...
(So which one is it, michaela?)
It's Fitzgerald Blue.
Thank you. :)
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=ERK8AS&key=FTE points for pants
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUSLRUB&key=KLKmmmmmmmmm i wan ta bit of that
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take it as you are intriguing and cultured, and not euro trash
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well, yes, since we're just looking at pictures with no sense (other than maybe some random words) of who they are.
I'm not so sure I'd've called those pants "cultured." Intriguing, yes. Cultured? No.
"Applied with a squeegee", perhaps.
I think I'd give points for no pants, but then they'd call it porn... ;-)
pr0nz! w00t well, they could wear skirts;)
... but then it wouldn't call it porn, and Russ wouldn't give points.
Apparently, he's a tough one to impress.
You know, Jazz (especially with that squee-gee comment), has the leading score for making me choke on my drink or food when I see one of his random, interjected snarky comments.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KYSMGUB&key=BVX cute dress, nice knee high's
and Don Wonn is immune to commentary...
There's something compelling about a sweet and innocent face dressed
up in clothing that says "ha! right!", or the other way around.
Overall, though, I'm trying to make sense of Greg's choice in hotornot
pages, and ...
KURTZ
Are my methods unsound?
WILLARD
I don't see any method at all, sir.
that's cause you're an errant boy, sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill
quickie from a newbie - love these posts.. i have a serious computer pr0n fetish (some might call it a problem hahaha) and especially love rate me sites. you should try this one on for size - it's probably the best one i've ever seen: http://mikeproject.com if only for how it lets you rate different aspects of the body. http://likemybody.com is pretty good too. just a thoght, keep it up! :) thoght = thought
These are porn? You and I must have a vastly different idea of what
porn is ...
no not porn at all, just a good rate me site.. if i want porn i avoid the web altogether and hit the newsgroups :
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8SEAQG&key=CAV mmmmm, the little head band is a nice touch.
(I don't know who gets more blame: Jamie for starting the item, Greg
for taking the bait, or me for fueling it.)
(anyway, there's a "lost" edition of the Phenix watch to be completed.
I'll pribly get around to it somewhere around response #700.)
(as for me... the following is excerpted from running commentary over
the past 48 hours. all pictures are from Michigan Meet Me At...
HotOrNot users, aged 18-32. my comments are CD, with my friend Justin
denoted by CN.)
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http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=BQSEGE
CD: That's one for Jim.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=BLBYRY
CN: :-P
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=BLESB8
CD: Ukranian!
CN: yeah I just saw that one
CD: ugh! how the hell can someone put "catholic" AND "bisexual" in
their profile as keywords?! what am I missing here?! (besides a
guilty dyke-out session)
CD: if it were an altar boy, I'd understand.
CN: I was an altar boy.. jackass
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=BESYOQ
CD: not my type, but NICE picture.
CN: I dont' think you'll see any I haven't.. btw: that girl is a bitch
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=EMSSAL
CD: hmm. is that keyword "pom" or "porn"?
CN: it's porn
CD: dude! and I clicked "no"!
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=EYHRKQ
CD: is she REALLY between 18 and 25?
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=EQAMAL
CD: nice rack!
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=AMBUGR
CD: legal Yooper!
CD: I love how all the hot ones are "I've got blonde hair and green
eyes", whereas all the fat ones are like, "I have a really good
personality! you don't know what you're missing!"
CN: I do love that.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=EYOLHU
CN: if he can get her why can't I?
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=EYBZHR
CN: I don't know her?
CD: yeah, not bad. I'm sure I clicked on her at least once.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=EQKLS8
CD: almost there, just a little more open...
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=EYRMSQ
CD: I swear, if I see this one ONE MORE TIME, I'm going BACK to 18-25!
CN: that's one ugly bitch
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=ESOERU
CN: that's someone I don't want to see again
CD: really? I think I clicked "yes" on her at least once, with the
hope that she's lost the braces. she *does* show up a lot, though.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=ESSMAS
CN: guess where they are? yummy
CD: yeah, I saw that one. "army" and "peircings" meant "no" from me.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=EQHYBY
CN: now this girl would be nice to turn into a fuck toy
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=EQNLNE
CN: wtf is that?
CD: I hope it's pina colada, because if it's bukkake, I'd pop a blood
vessel trying to fill it.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=ELGRNE
CN: hey... put some water on her.. we got to get her back in the water!
CD: that's just RUDE. true, but rude.
CN: I know this.. hey.. my cuz is on here.. hmmm
CD: at least you would recognize your cousin. me, I'm treading in
dangerous waters.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=ELBYKL
CN: girl?
CD: eh... if she lets the hair down, yeah.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=ELESKZ
CN: 14, where
CD: ooh! does she want one more? I'd pierce her lungs.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=ELAYHQ
CN: wait... how come I haven't seen this one?
CD: I can't remember if I clicked "yes" or not to that one. "Broaday"
is a turn-off... I'm picky about spelling.
CN: spelling.. like I care, I'll never notice ;)
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=ELRSGQ
CN: what are those things?
CD: I think they're lactating, if you know what I mean.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=ERN8NZ
CN: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh help!
CD: oh my god. step AWAY from the camera...
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