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I'm being highly amused by little thoughts of young boys asking their parents for diapers or panties because they saw some famous athlete wear them. I guess this is kind of a late addition to a response to 19 (and now also 25).
My panties always end up with skid marks in them. Boxers are darker usually and less likely to show up the shit marks.
Three words:
Wipe.
Wipe.
Wipe.
Yeah, but somehow a li'l bit always seems to get left behind . . .
If at first you don't succeed, try try again.
No kidding. If in doubt, check the paper. If the paper is clean, chances are your underwear will stay clean. Didn't we all learn this when we were young?
Shaddap. Sometimes it still happens, especially if you sweat a lot down there. Baby wipes are nice when you can either afford them, or need to be *especially* clean. Or maybe we all should just have toilets that squirt in our bums. Or make some wiping an extra ritual in the shower. resp:39 It was beat into my head until it was redundant.
You mean a bidet? When I stayed over in Singapore on flights to Malaysia, the hotel toilets' flush sprayed the sitter's behind.
You people are all utterly insane.
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I haven't so far, so maybe there is hope for the ruman hace.
resp:43 Keep talking-- you been able to breed with any of those Billy Goats Gruff, trollie?
i like to use a moist wipe, like a baby wipe, or a medicated wipe (like for hemmerhoids), toward the end of my wiping. i use one or two. this is something my gramma taught me. in my freshman year of college, in my dorm room a bowl of water sat next to the toilet. at first nobody knew who put it there or why; eventually i saw my suitemate pat filling it and putting it back. he'd lived a year in india, and picked up this sensible custom. he felt embarrassed about it, so i shared with him the fact of my use of wipes.
Interesting. I've been known to dampen the tp towards the end of a good wiping session, if I'm within reach of the sink. The bowl trick ain't a bad idea, nor are the baby wipes.
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what?
LOL
http://www.abc.net.au/rn/talks/8.30/helthrpt/stories/s678571.htm
dude i need that book
I'm thinking we might need one of those for our bathroom. It would go nicely between "Our Bodies, Ourselves" and "The Man who Swam with Beavers."
heh:)
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