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Item 93: jackoffman(aka..jaklumen)is the great pumkin

Entered by sabre on Wed Oct 15 17:13:48 2003:

Check out the grex photo of this fat walrus.
Tell me he doesn't have a big round pumkin head.
26 responses total.
#1 of 26 by sabre on Wed Oct 15 17:16:34 2003:

I think him and slynne should marry. I would love to own the grocery store
where they shop.That big moose slynne COVERS the whole couch in her grex
photo.
Can we take donations for leptoprin?

#2 of 26 by tod on Wed Oct 15 17:44:15 2003:

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#3 of 26 by slynne on Wed Oct 15 20:00:57 2003:

Gee. You arent a very imaginative flamer are you?

#4 of 26 by jaklumen on Thu Oct 16 07:10:05 2003:

Ahh yes, such a descriptive nick.  So what if I do?  Maybe I enjoy it.

btw, too late, putzy boy, already got a woman with an ample ghetto 
booty.  Try again.

#5 of 26 by sabre on Thu Oct 16 08:02:12 2003:

Ghetto butt? slynne's butt is big enough for moby dick...the great white
whale.
If you get THAT big nasty you better strap a two byfour across your back.
be sure to bring a bungie cord also.

HaHA.......hmmmmm now why aren't I in your twit filter?

#6 of 26 by michaela on Thu Oct 16 09:04:31 2003:

If you'd paid attention, jackass, you'd have noticed that jaklumen already
has a wife.

#7 of 26 by sabre on Thu Oct 16 14:56:41 2003:

Shut up you ugly Gorgon. Medusa would beat you in a beauty contest.
Now...come sit on my lap like a good dummy and wait for me.....
TO PULL YOUR STRING!!!!!

#8 of 26 by lynne on Thu Oct 16 16:27:35 2003:

re 5:  You're so dumb, you're not even worth filtering.  Congratulations.
You have failed even at being a twit.

#9 of 26 by sabre on Fri Oct 17 06:16:16 2003:

Ahhh..just another lame insult from a one line post whore.

#10 of 26 by jiffer on Fri Oct 17 17:10:54 2003:

My analysis of Sabre's personality is a copycat of that special ed kid 
on CrankYankers.  So, Sabre lacks orginallity, spunk, sarcasm, or 
anything to truly make him/her-self "original".  Thus I can only 
conclude that Sabre is some high school freshman that yanks his chubbie 
to scrambled porn, spends too much useless time on line, and has no 
social life or skills.  This is not an insult, just an observation.  
So, now I will await for the insult to be assult against me. woohoo.

#11 of 26 by tod on Fri Oct 17 17:14:18 2003:

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#12 of 26 by flem on Fri Oct 17 17:26:32 2003:

post whore, now there's a term I haven't heard on grex before.  :)

#13 of 26 by sabre on Fri Oct 17 17:29:02 2003:

HaHa.....Your "observations" are filtered thru your stupid ass liberal
paradigm. You are incapable of making a rational decission.
I detect a bit of the fruedian oedipus compplex in you. I probally need to
define that for a moron(greek origin..moronos=DULL) you. it means you want
to kill your father and screw your mother. The tip of that freudian icebureg
can be seen in your choice of handle..jiffer. Is that like jif peanut butter.
You know the ones choosy mothers choose? Admit it you want to pack her peanut
butter...you sick puppy.
NOW...go finish your sesame stret episode. You have FLUNKED the insult
challenge.

#14 of 26 by remmers on Fri Oct 17 17:42:36 2003:

Re #10:  Granted, sabre's posts tend to suggest that conclusion.
However, I have reason to believe that he's an adult with at least
one child.

#15 of 26 by jp2 on Fri Oct 17 17:46:38 2003:

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#16 of 26 by dah on Fri Oct 17 18:20:39 2003:

tinman's big brother.

#17 of 26 by gull on Fri Oct 17 18:57:00 2003:

Scrambled porn?  He's probably still on ASCII porn.

#18 of 26 by sabre on Fri Oct 17 20:31:23 2003:

I have a real woman....she suffices quit nicely thank you.
I don't need pr0n nor do I feel the need to engage in solitary vice.
remmers is the only one here worthy of my challenge.

#19 of 26 by jaklumen on Fri Oct 17 21:36:49 2003:

Just because he stroked your little ego?  awwww.
I laugh in your face.

#20 of 26 by sabre on Fri Oct 17 22:22:42 2003:

hah! when did he "stroke" my ego oh great king of lardasses?
He actually has the wit and experience to challenge me.
Do you think your lame"billy got muff" routine is witty or comical?
The only funny thing about you is that big round head of yours.
You are so stupid it's sad.

Did someone compliment you on that hokey routine? They were just being polite
I assure you.

#21 of 26 by jaklumen on Sat Oct 18 22:15:47 2003:

You sad little man.  You amuse me greatly.  You think to antagonize?  
No.  I laugh.  I laugh right in your face, because... it's all so 
wickedly funny.  I'm having the time of my life, I am.

It's funny how you don't get it.  You'll probably think that I am 
offended and am reacting.  You can think that, if you want.  I really 
don't care.  And you could be in a filter so I can just ignore you 
once I get bored of you.

How's that experiment of yours?  Do the prisoners really rule the 
prison?  Really now...

#22 of 26 by sabre on Sat Oct 18 22:34:16 2003:

If you are so sensitive that you are offended by a post on a bbs..well you
need to go eat your gun. I was TRYING to make your fatass laugh.
I know I do...everytime I see your picture. MUHAWHAW!

#23 of 26 by jaklumen on Sun Oct 19 07:23:20 2003:

Sad, so sad.  It's really not going to work.  If you're truly amused, 
then I'm glad for you.  You seem to be laughing alone.

#24 of 26 by sabre on Sun Oct 19 22:22:52 2003:

HaHa...I bet most people laugh  when they see that big pumpkin head. Don't
you hear the snickers and giggles behind your back? I bet you still have the
rejection complex you got from the pretty girls at your high school.

#25 of 26 by tsty on Mon Nov 3 09:48:46 2003:

ha ... sabre confuses real with plastic .. teh difference, since you
ned to know, is (one) you don't have to blow up a real woman.
 
i'l leave (two) to sabre's febrile thought process.

#26 of 26 by willcome on Thu Nov 27 08:13:04 2003:

whore.  (sic, *hic*)

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