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Item 75: Help! Is there a Catholic in the house?

Entered by jp2 on Thu Oct 9 18:28:28 2003:

I want to purchase a Bible.  Specifically, I want to purchase a Catholic
Bible, but as I am not Catholic, I am not sure what the preferred
translation is.  Pointers?
66 responses total.

#1 of 66 by mcnally on Thu Oct 9 18:32:10 2003:

  Douay-Rheims.


#2 of 66 by tod on Thu Oct 9 18:41:47 2003:

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#3 of 66 by mdw on Thu Oct 9 18:57:08 2003:

Isn't there a latin edition which is still the preferred edition?


#4 of 66 by jp2 on Thu Oct 9 19:01:42 2003:

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#5 of 66 by scott on Thu Oct 9 19:09:04 2003:

http://www.justcatholic.com is running a special on Bibles!


#6 of 66 by mynxcat on Thu Oct 9 19:38:58 2003:

You worry me, Jamie


#7 of 66 by cross on Thu Oct 9 21:16:39 2003:

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#8 of 66 by tod on Thu Oct 9 21:27:10 2003:

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#9 of 66 by jiffer on Thu Oct 9 22:07:04 2003:

autographed by who?  You realise it is a compilation of various works... 

If you want a catholic bible, it is really easy... so to the bookstore... any
bookstore... and look in the bible section... look for the one that says
Catholic Bible... The New American Catholic Bible is really good for study.
Or you may want to get a "student" or "study" bible.  Your other option is
to find the closest catholic shop, and ask them to recommend one for your use.

I have a catholic bible that is supposed to be a direct translation from
hebrew... it is 1889, and interesting... not as kewl as my german bible...

If you want to know about missals and prayer books, which are just as
interesting.. email me.


#10 of 66 by katie on Thu Oct 9 22:11:15 2003:

A friend of mine who grew up Catholic told me that in some Catholic
churches, you're not 'allowed' to read it; it has to be taught to you
in church ("spoon fed" was the word she used).  Is this true?



#11 of 66 by tod on Thu Oct 9 22:15:04 2003:

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#12 of 66 by lynne on Thu Oct 9 22:27:14 2003:

10:  Maybe a holdover from the middle-ages tradition that the Bible had to
be in Latin, thus avoiding any corruption of meaning by translating it 
into English (giggle giggle snort snort because of course all the disciples
and prophets were spekaing in Latin) and only the priest could read Latin,
thus necessitating that all Bible lessons go through the priest.  
Although, come to think of it, I believe it's part of Catholic dogma that
all communication with God must go through the priest/cardinal/pope because
they're closer to God.  Catholic dogma is awfully dogmatic.  I noticed
a BBC article today on the Catholic church and its insistence that since
HIV virus particles are smaller than sperm, the virus can penetrate the
condom (it can't) and therefore condoms don't protect against HIV (when
used properly, they do.)  Obviously educated and informed people wouldn't
believe this patently false propaganda, but it can and probably will do
real harm among less-informed populations.
<set drift = off again>


#13 of 66 by remmers on Thu Oct 9 22:40:31 2003:

I'll second the recommendation of the Jerusalem Bible.  I'm about as
far as you can get from being a religious person and have no idea
(nor do I care much) how authentically "Catholic" the Jerusalem Bible
is, but I do read the Bible now and then for cultural enrichment
purposes, and of all the modern translations I've looked at, the
Jerusalem Bible struck me as the best-written.  (I'd have to say my
favorite translation is still King James, but that's not endorsed
by the Catholic church for obvious reasons...)


#14 of 66 by krj on Thu Oct 9 23:06:02 2003:

Certainly Katie has seized upon one of the key differences between 
Catholic ideology and Protestant ideology.  Remember that for the first
1400 or so years of the Christian faith, the idea that the average 
Christian would read the Bible herself was simply not imaginable.
Literacy was rare, and books were handwritten -- incredibly valuable
objects.
 
In the Catholic system of things, everything flows from the top down:
from God through the Pope and the church hierarchy down to the local
priest.  So yeah, the idea developed that only trained minds should 
read the Word of God directly, lest they form heretical independent ideas.
And this idea conformed to the available technology, for over a thousand
years.
 
The Protestant revolution required the invention of the printing press,
which was necessary before the idea that everyone should read the Word
of God themselves could take hold.   Disclaimer: I was raised Protestant,
Lutheran.
 
Many of the early people who translated the Bible into local languages 
were punished, often executed, for heresy.


#15 of 66 by jiffer on Fri Oct 10 01:36:49 2003:

Actually, a lot of the old dogma has changed.  You don't have to talk with
God through a priest, you are now encourage to read and study the bible (I
go to a study class every Wednesday), and there have been a few more changes
in the American Catholic traditions just recently within the last years or
so.  Europe has been following this new papal decree that I cannot remember
what it is called other than calling it the GERM.  It is nice having a father
is is going through the catholic deaconate program, and a few closely priestly
friends. 


#16 of 66 by cross on Fri Oct 10 03:43:55 2003:

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#17 of 66 by albaugh on Fri Oct 10 04:43:25 2003:

Wasn't there this Abbott Hoffman who wrote "Steal This Bible!"?  ;-)


#18 of 66 by mcnally on Fri Oct 10 05:48:37 2003:

 re #10: 
 > A friend of mine who grew up Catholic told me that in some Catholic
 > churches, you're not 'allowed' to read it; it has to be taught to you
 > in church ("spoon fed" was the word she used).  Is this true?

 If this was ever actually true (I doubt that it was officially prohibited,
 though for many hundreds of years the Church certainly didn't make it
 easy for the laity to read and intrepret the bible for themselves..) it
 certainly isn't official Catholic doctrine any longer, nor has it ever
 been in my lifetime.  The Church has such a long history I won't rule it
 out but I can't guess how far back you'd have to go to find an official
 policy against laity reading the bible.

 It's hard to say with certainty whether your friend was mistaken about
 the policy she though existed in "some Catholic churches" or whether she
 was familiar with some wacky backwater that considered itself Catholic
 but operated at odds with the rest of the Church (because despite the
 Church's insistence that it is one single universal church there can be
 quite a wide variation from place to place) but the policy she describes
 is pretty much directly at odds with the direction the Church took in
 the twentieth century and some high-profile changes it made to get the
 laity more directly involved in the practice and interpretation of the
 religion, particularly the abandonment of the Latin Mass and many of
 the reforms of the Second Vatican Council.


 re #12:
 > Although, come to think of it, I believe it's part of Catholic dogma
 > that all communication with God must go through the priest/cardinal/pope
 > because they're closer to God.

 Not to the best of my knowledge, and totally at odds with my experience
 in the Catholic Church, though perhaps it bears some resemblance to the
 pre-Reformation Church of 500 years ago.  But frankly this sounds like
 the same grade of information about Catholicism that I'd expect from a
 Jack Chick tract.



#19 of 66 by gelinas on Fri Oct 10 06:30:05 2003:

Not a Catholic Bible, but the New Oxford Annotated Bible with the Apocrypha
might meet the need.  It's an edition of the Revised Standard Version, and
so does not carry the imprimatur, but it should have all the books found in
the Septuagint.


#20 of 66 by michaela on Fri Oct 10 10:17:20 2003:

An "approved" Catholic bible will have a little three or four letter
abbreviation in the front. I can't remember what the letters are, but my mom
said it's one way to distinguish a "Pope-approved" bible from the others.


#21 of 66 by jiffer on Fri Oct 10 11:18:17 2003:

Actually, you may also want to look for the IMPRIMATUR (approval) which will
be on one of the first pages with the copyright info.  


#22 of 66 by michaela on Fri Oct 10 11:56:55 2003:

That's it! They abbreviate that sometimes. :) I knew it had an "i" in it.
Thanks.


#23 of 66 by gull on Fri Oct 10 14:13:32 2003:

I've always liked the NIV Bible, but I don't know how the Catholic
church feels about it.  Also, Jack Chick calls it the Devil's Bible, and
I consider Jack Chick hating something a good sign. ;>


#24 of 66 by lynne on Fri Oct 10 15:06:08 2003:

re 18:  Actually, the source for the #12 quote was the PHS humanities class,
which indeed dealt with Catholicism primarily before the Protestant
revolution.  I took the class some 9-10 years ago, hence the vagueness, but
am quite sure that this was a long-standing church policy.  I am pleased
to hear that it is no longer the case.  Why is such an extensive papl
hierarchy still in place, if the original function has been dropped and
Catholics are now encouraged to think and worship for themselves?
(Who is Jack Chick?)


#25 of 66 by polygon on Fri Oct 10 15:25:24 2003:

Jack Chick is the author of hundreds, perhaps thousands, of really nasty
little evangelical Christian comic-book-style pamphlets which you used to
see everywhere, left in little stacks in phone booths and hotel lobbies
and so on.  Google on JACK CHICK for vast amounts of commentary, satire,
and even an official site.


#26 of 66 by cross on Fri Oct 10 19:56:23 2003:

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#27 of 66 by gull on Fri Oct 10 20:12:19 2003:

If you're trying to get people to think favorably of something, France
probably isn't the best country to compare it to. ;>


#28 of 66 by jp2 on Fri Oct 10 20:36:44 2003:

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#29 of 66 by lynne on Fri Oct 10 22:05:11 2003:

The reasons I would have for taking catholicism to task (assuming I ever
bothered to do so) would be less concerned with centuries-old discontinued
practices and more concerned with head-in-the-sand current issues, such
as the "condoms don't prevent HIV transmission" stance mentioned previously
and the widespread practice of ignoring/permitting/abetting child
molestation by priests, which was exposed just a year or two ago.


#30 of 66 by jp2 on Fri Oct 10 22:54:34 2003:

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#31 of 66 by lynne on Fri Oct 10 23:36:50 2003:

<tries to bite lip, but misses> It may be accidental that they're spreading
propaganda with 0.1% truth to it?  
Sorry.  Couldn't resist.  They were claiming, as a blanket statement, that
condoms do not prevent HIV transmission.  No qualifications to it at all.
I'm not sure I've ever even seen a sheepskin condom for sale; I don't think
they make up a significant percentage of those available, although this 
may be different in less-developed countries.  I think they're made of
sheep intestine, anyway.  In fact, I'm a little grossed out at the literal
thought of a sheepskin condom.  Mmmm.  Woolly.


#32 of 66 by tsty on Sat Oct 11 04:58:31 2003:

you prefer ribbed instead?
  
we should all remember this?
  
<<sorta sorry, but not really>>


#33 of 66 by jp2 on Mon Oct 13 00:49:58 2003:

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#34 of 66 by krj on Mon Oct 13 20:11:38 2003:

Let us know what Bible you get.


#35 of 66 by goose on Wed Oct 15 16:21:15 2003:

RE#26 -- Do you have a URL for that Ron Jeremy/Jack Chick thing?


#36 of 66 by flem on Wed Oct 15 18:19:07 2003:

I guess it's true that catholics are encouraged to read the bible on their
own now, however...  It is still the official position of that church that
to *understand* the bible, you must have divine guidance through the
revelations given to the catholic church.  So, while you are allowed to read
the bible, you are strongly discouraged from actually forming your own opinion
on it.  


#37 of 66 by cross on Wed Oct 15 21:07:14 2003:

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#38 of 66 by flem on Thu Oct 16 14:32:47 2003:

I stand corrected, cross.  Apparently I hallucinated the first 20 years of
my life.  


#39 of 66 by lynne on Thu Oct 16 16:20:56 2003:

<giggles at #38>
I think #36 is a pretty standard approach in many churches.  They've settled
on their interpretation of the Bible; they want you to go along with them
and not rock the boat with actual thought.  Hence my general disillusionment
with organized religion.  Faith in God is one thing; faith in someone that
read the Bible x hundred years ago and declared an arbitrary and 
absolute interpretation of it is another thing entirely.  I was really
surprised to read the Bible for the first time (specifically the Old
Testament) and see how different it was from church-recommended lifestyles.
In particular, I've always been puzzled as to why the Catholic church puts
so much emphasis on Mary, who all things considered was a fairly minor
player in the New Testament.


#40 of 66 by rcurl on Thu Oct 16 18:28:10 2003:

They had to in order to make a big point of the "Virgin Birth". 


#41 of 66 by jep on Thu Oct 16 19:33:55 2003:

I guess there's a lot of anti-religious bigotry on Grex.


#42 of 66 by lynne on Thu Oct 16 20:01:48 2003:

re 41:  I don't often find myself strongly disagreeing with you, jep,
but in this case absolutely.  According to webster:
big*ot*ry: 1.  The state of mind of a bigot; obstinate and unreasoning
attachment of one's own belief and opinions, with narrow-minded intolerance
of beliefs opposed to them.
My opinions (and flem's, and likely most of those stated here) are based
on a lifetime of personal experience and serious consideration of the issues
involved.  They are not obstinate or unreasoning; they are however well-
grounded.  Hopefully, so are the pro-religious views.  There is disagreement,
as exists in any worthwhile discussion, and it is not surprising that a few
volleys online fail to reverse long-held opinions.  I don't think any of
this can be characterized as intolerance.


#43 of 66 by jep on Thu Oct 16 22:58:15 2003:

re resp:42: Sorry, Lynne, but I think there's unusual zeal for hatred 
of religion here on Grex.  I think that attitude is unreasoning, narrow 
minded and intolerant.  


#44 of 66 by asddsa on Thu Oct 16 23:01:43 2003:

Now jep, what about that m-net item you've refused to link to policy?


#45 of 66 by other on Thu Oct 16 23:15:44 2003:

The difference, jep, is that while many of us on Grex who reject religion 
also support the rights of others to hold religious beliefs we think are 
idiotic, bigotry has no place in it for such tolerance of other beliefs.

That is a major difference between religious and non-religious political 
movements in this country as well:  the religious movements tend to want 
to make laws which require everyone to be subjected to their religious 
beliefs, while the non-religious tend to want to make laws which only 
prohibit the religious from subjecting the non-religious to religious 
beliefs.


#46 of 66 by cross on Fri Oct 17 02:53:26 2003:

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#47 of 66 by lynne on Fri Oct 17 14:53:21 2003:

re 45:  Exactly.  I don't subscribe to organized religion myself, and I 
enjoy discussing and/or arguing about the subject.  But I fully support
your right, and every other person's right, to worship at a Lutheran,
Methodist, or Catholic church, a Jewish synagogue, a Muslim mosque, at
the Church of the Big Green Potato with Little Purple Spots.  Or wherever
else you want to worship.  I also support my right to disagree with these
religions, and to talk about why.  Apparently, jep does not support my
right to hold and discuss different opinions than his--in my estimation,
this makes him something of a bigot.  


#48 of 66 by jep on Fri Oct 17 15:20:42 2003:

"Apparently, jep does not support my right to hold and discuss 
different opinions than his"

Wow.

Did I tell you to shut up and keep it to yourself, and not notice, or 
something?  A comment like that... it really doesn't seem like I'm the 
one shutting off conversation.


#49 of 66 by flem on Fri Oct 17 16:14:39 2003:

re #46:  I can't speak for a majority of american catholic churches/priests,
but in the church I grew up in, there was a strong message that thinking about
the bible for yourself was frowned upon.  Nobody said that you couldn't do
it, that it was a sin oranything like that, just that you were likely to come
to incorrect conclusions if you did not base your biblical studies on the
official catholic interpretation, and therefore it was better not to study
independently.  I wish I had access to some actual quotations; the best I can
do is paraphrase, like this:  "Because of Catholic doctrine, you don't have
to struggle with interpretation of scripture, because the Church provides the
correct answers for you."  It was very much a case of "you can have any color
you want, so long as it's black."  


#50 of 66 by cross on Fri Oct 17 17:31:55 2003:

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#51 of 66 by flem on Fri Oct 17 17:37:29 2003:

Allow me to add that this was explained to me as being official catholic
doctrine.  

There, now you can accuse me of making blanket statements, we can move on to
that particular flame war.  Here, let me get you started:  

So, I'm not allowed to attempt to make generalizations *based on my own
personal experience*?  On what, pray tell, am I supposed to be base my
generalizations?  The word of some self-professed "expert" on the internet,
whose main qualifications seem to be the fact that he calls the opinions of
people who disagree with him "nonsense"?  


#52 of 66 by jp2 on Fri Oct 17 17:44:22 2003:

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#53 of 66 by gull on Fri Oct 17 18:50:49 2003:

Re #51: You're supposed to only base your generalizations on what cross
says.  Duh.


#54 of 66 by mcnally on Fri Oct 17 19:56:40 2003:

  I don't think flem was generalizing, as he was careful to point out that
  he was speaking of his own experience.  I will say that my experience in
  the Catholic parishes I grew up in was different than flem's -- either
  that or we're just talking about different degrees of latitude in
  interpretation.  I pretty much agree that allowable personal interpretation
  of scripture among Catholics is bounded by some core tenets of the faith,
  I'm just not sure that that's what flem is talking about.


#55 of 66 by other on Fri Oct 17 21:04:23 2003:

i think people take comments made by other people about their own 
particular experiences and respond to them as if the original comment WAS 
a gross generalization about everybody, and this happens with far greater 
frequency than actual gross generalizations being made on the basis of 
personal experience, at least for most people posting on Grex.  





There ARE some who post as if their particular limited experience was 
representative.


#56 of 66 by cross on Sat Oct 18 02:14:28 2003:

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#57 of 66 by remmers on Sat Oct 18 19:40:29 2003:

At least we know what flem's generalization (if any) is based on,
so folks can decide on their own how much weight to give it.  Can't
say that about everybody's generalizations.  :)


#58 of 66 by gull on Tue Oct 21 13:51:10 2003:

Where *do* you go if you want to find out what Official Catholic Policy
is on a particular issue?  We've already established that asking a local
parish isn't reliable.


#59 of 66 by cross on Tue Oct 21 15:05:55 2003:

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#60 of 66 by krj on Tue Oct 21 23:15:08 2003:

For those who reject my formulation in resp:14, how do *you* characterize
the difference between Catholic and Protestant ideology?


#61 of 66 by krj on Tue Oct 21 23:52:39 2003:

I'm also somewhat puzzled by jep's resp:41

  "I guess there's a lot of anti-religious bigotry on Grex."
 
since what I see here is a fairly neutral attempt to discuss
doctrines and ideologies, in a fairly non-attacking way.


#62 of 66 by flem on Wed Oct 22 18:26:40 2003:

re #58:  In 2000 or so the church put out a big fat book that was the "revised
catholic catechism" or something like that.  I would bet that would be a good
spot to start looking for official answers.  I spent 5 mins googling yesterday
about this, but all the relevant stuff I found was too deeply buried in
theological jargon and official doublethink, and I got bored.  


#63 of 66 by senna on Wed Oct 22 21:12:09 2003:

In fairness, while I think that a larger-than-normal proportion of grexers
are somewhat condescending or hostile toward organized religion, this has been
a pretty balanced discussion.  


#64 of 66 by vidar on Sun Nov 2 19:43:39 2003:

I generally stay out of religious discussions, but my time for being 
silent is over.

In general, I don't like organized religion because of the verbal 
masturbation of the qualities of the deities that any one with the holy 
book of the religion can think about for themselves.  Also, I have had 
my share of intolerance - generally against Christianity - because when 
I tried Christianity I was physically abused in my church at Sunday 
School, and after I had left Christianity I had to go to a 
Fundamentalist Christian Missionary school for my last semester of High 
School.

I have calmed down since then and only aim my hate at 
particular "religious" individuals or groups.  Also, I was ordained in 
the Church of Spiritual Humanism in September.  I joined because I saw 
the lack of reason that had erupted since 9/11.  Do I agree with 
everything I read in my Officiate's Manual?  No.  In fact I think one 
of the contributors is a major asshole.

Am I a counter-missionary?  In a way, I guess.  Personally, I don't buy 
the "only one right way" mentality, I instead believe in the "everybody 
is right, in their own way" view.  I have friends and relatives of many 
beliefs, and we generally get on just fine, sometimes with a bit of 
bickering, but generally that gets resolved with out hurt feelings.


#65 of 66 by dcat on Thu Nov 27 06:27:14 2003:

 re resp:31 --- I have seen sheepskin condoms for sale.  No, I don't
 remember
where or when, although for some reason I think the package was black.


#66 of 66 by willcome on Thu Nov 27 08:07:26 2003:

just don't use them with veg. whores.  disrespectful.  they'll still do you,
though.


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