Grex Agora47 Conference

Item 59: Fucking women.

Entered by dah on Sat Oct 4 01:15:14 2003:

I am seventeen and I have never had sex, but obviously I need to because I
really want to, and obviously I don't know how because I haven't yet.

Please post tips on wooing women.
56 responses total.
#1 of 56 by gelinas on Sat Oct 4 01:22:54 2003:

You're seventeen?  My, tiime flies when you aren't paying attention.

#2 of 56 by bru on Sat Oct 4 02:17:43 2003:

You must first learn to master the emotions.

I suggest four years of study in a Tibetan Monestary.

#3 of 56 by furs on Sat Oct 4 02:48:05 2003:

If you pick up "Le Journal de Montreal" they have a lot of ads for 
escorts in there.

#4 of 56 by dah on Sat Oct 4 03:13:54 2003:

Uh, no.

#5 of 56 by jaklumen on Sat Oct 4 03:45:51 2003:

Is this for real?

If this is a master trolling plan, my hat's off to you, if not, wow... 
why are you announcing this to everyone?

I'll be nice today.  Ya gotta sincerely have them feel good about 
themselves.  Carry an air of confidence about yourself.  Stuff like 
that.

#6 of 56 by sj2 on Sat Oct 4 06:21:11 2003:

Or you can be direct. "Can I have sex with you?" -----> Lond bang or 
thwap ;-) But there might be a one in a hundred chance that it will 
work.

IMHO, better being nice to them :P

#7 of 56 by other on Sat Oct 4 07:54:01 2003:

First hint:  Realize that in order to get someone to give you something 
you want, you have to give them something they want.  

Second hint:  Those who are always talking rarely listen.

Third hint:  The way to find out what someone wants is to listen to them.

Fourth hint:  Listening is NOT a passive activity, and actually takes a 
measure of skill.

Fifth hint:  Being an immature asshole really REALLY decreases your odds, 
unless you are overwhelmingly attractive to someone who is willing to 
overlook your personality just to fuck you.  Don't count on this.

#8 of 56 by sj2 on Sat Oct 4 09:30:15 2003:

Biggest hint: You can't force it or make it happen with tips/tricks. 
If you REALLY want to enjoy it, then it has to come naturally.

#9 of 56 by i on Sat Oct 4 12:25:01 2003:

If you have anything remotely resembling musical ability, join a likely
young garage band.  It doesn't take much to attract groupies, and they're
free, easy, and in virtually infinite supply.

Free & easy sex usually leads to free & easy diseases and pregnancies.
It doesn't sound like you want any part of either, whether short-term
("curable" VD, abortions) or long-term (AIDS & herpes, fat child-support
payments).  Always, ALWAYS, *A*L*W*A*Y*S* have and properly use high-
quality, fresh, properly-stored condoms.

#10 of 56 by asddsa on Sat Oct 4 16:10:44 2003:

re 9 Or you could just join the SCHOOL band.

#11 of 56 by scott on Sat Oct 4 20:54:12 2003:

Nah, that won't work.  All of the girls at dah's school are actually Grexers
(try to guess who I really am!) and are well aware of dah's twitness.

#12 of 56 by gull on Sat Oct 4 21:55:27 2003:

"I see a hand in your future, Beavis.  Your hand."

#13 of 56 by asddsa on Sun Oct 5 01:34:46 2003:

re 11 Strange, because we happen to go to the same school, and I don't know
any GreXers there

#14 of 56 by happyboy on Sun Oct 5 06:35:30 2003:

r0: my advice is that you wait until your testicles
finally drop into place, lil buckaroo.

#15 of 56 by jaklumen on Sun Oct 5 06:50:13 2003:

resp:13 if that's true-- that speaks VOLUMES.

#16 of 56 by michaela on Mon Oct 6 06:20:48 2003:

I'm sure that if some young guy walked up to me and said, "Hey there. I'm
seventeen, and I haven't had sex yet, but I think it's time I should," that
it would totally work.

Totally.

#17 of 56 by jaklumen on Mon Oct 6 07:31:37 2003:

*roftlmao*

#18 of 56 by flem on Mon Oct 6 20:37:03 2003:

re #12: lol

re #0:  My own personal advice would be to take up a different hobby.  Even,
say, playing serious competitive chess would give you better odds than
trolling on grex.  

Okay, well maybe not chess.  But something.  Anything that will put you in
physical proximity to women for reasonable periods of time, where you have
to (or at least are encouraged to) talk to them from time to time.

#19 of 56 by gelinas on Tue Oct 7 00:30:04 2003:

(Chess qualifies, flem. :)

#20 of 56 by jaklumen on Tue Oct 7 05:46:37 2003:

Yep.  Try chess, or even Shogi.

#21 of 56 by asddsa on Tue Oct 7 14:45:49 2003:

resp:15 Please explain.

#22 of 56 by tod on Tue Oct 7 15:52:28 2003:

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#23 of 56 by tpryan on Tue Oct 7 23:25:09 2003:

Eat plenty of bacon

#24 of 56 by jaklumen on Wed Oct 8 01:51:33 2003:

and yogurt.

#25 of 56 by twenex on Wed Oct 8 16:24:53 2003:

Now I've seen everything.

Except dah having sex.

Would I WANT to see that?

#26 of 56 by scott on Wed Oct 8 17:19:00 2003:

Well, since it's strictly a hypothetical question...

#27 of 56 by lynne on Wed Oct 8 17:59:24 2003:

Still no.

#28 of 56 by janc on Wed Oct 8 19:16:00 2003:

Hmmm.  I was *way* older than 17 before I had sex.  I think it was some kind
of shy arrogance thing with me.  I'm still almost totally incapable of asking
anyone for anything, or even indicating that I want something.  Your problem
is probably different.

It's well known that desparation doesn't work.  I can attest that feigned
indifference isn't much of an improvement.

It is possible to proposition strangers.  This works routinely for some
people.  If you were one of them, you'd know by now.

Make friends.  With women you like, certainly.  With men too.  And with women
you aren't the least bit attracted to.  With old ladies and football coaches.
What you are seeking in the near term isn't sex.  It's a circle of friends
that you like and who like you.  The best way to make new friends is to meet
them as friends of friends.  That's been my experience as a social retard,
but I suspect it's true for almost everyone.

It's funny that we've reached a point where admitting to virginity is about
the most shocking thing you can do.

#29 of 56 by tod on Wed Oct 8 19:33:35 2003:

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#30 of 56 by janc on Thu Oct 9 00:23:18 2003:

I don't believe you either.

#31 of 56 by jaklumen on Thu Oct 9 00:55:00 2003:

Todd, man, you so crazy.

#32 of 56 by other on Thu Oct 9 01:22:42 2003:

I'm waiting for the right person before I "DO IT" again...

#33 of 56 by tsty on Thu Oct 9 08:00:31 2003:

taht makes two of us.

#34 of 56 by other on Thu Oct 9 14:47:44 2003:

Well, *a* right person, anyway...

#35 of 56 by tsty on Sat Oct 11 04:09:43 2003:

...you are wronig for all the right reasons ... <g>.

#36 of 56 by twenex on Mon Oct 13 15:54:05 2003:

Re : #28: Blame the Victorians. They started it. Rumour has it before they
got all prudish, "fuck" didn't even exist (and therefore couldn't have been
a swearword). In fact, in several (perhaps even all) European languages
[except English, of course], the equivalent of the "f-word" isn't even the
worst swearword.

#37 of 56 by polygon on Mon Oct 13 19:17:11 2003:

Um, no, "fuck" goes back many centuries.  And before that, the verb was
"swive".

#38 of 56 by bru on Tue Oct 14 21:17:33 2003:

and watch out when you ask for "mutton", someone might take exception...

#39 of 56 by jebjeb on Thu Oct 16 05:16:27 2003:

find a "freak" girl
they give it up fast
people start much younger then i did
a girl a was looking into dating said she started 1 week before her 14 b-day
i am 4 years older and she has fucked my girls then i have that not counting
the 2 guys she fucked
^fucked as many girls as i have(dont know how to go up a line
go with a freak or a church girl they give it up very fast

#40 of 56 by jaklumen on Thu Oct 16 06:51:28 2003:

/enters alter ego mode

"freak" girl you say?  I gotcha "freak" girl rightchere, baby.  All 
the freaky funky ho action you need.

#41 of 56 by legolas on Tue Oct 28 21:52:31 2003:

I want a have sex with you....where are you now?.

#42 of 56 by tod on Tue Oct 28 22:08:13 2003:

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#43 of 56 by sgupta on Sat Nov 1 07:36:39 2003:

ask grexx

#44 of 56 by brianm on Sat Nov 22 17:43:52 2003:

I reckon Finding common ground with someone you like is the best way. Show
her your interested in the same things as she is, then bingo-something in
common.Something in common- grounds for sex. If ur not interested in the same
things, then get interested!

#45 of 56 by remmers on Sat Nov 22 18:10:31 2003:

Right you are.  I make it a point to have sex with everyone with
whom I have anything in common.

#46 of 56 by twenex on Sat Nov 22 18:17:48 2003:

Dirty beggar :-P

#47 of 56 by mary on Sat Nov 22 22:04:10 2003:

I love a man who takes life by the balls.

#48 of 56 by other on Sat Nov 22 23:06:51 2003:

Does Life have balls?  No wonder we can't keep this sex thing 
straight...  I think Life must be hermaphroditic, at least.

#49 of 56 by jmsaul on Sun Nov 23 20:19:05 2003:

Re #45:  Where do you find the time?

#50 of 56 by remmers on Sun Nov 23 22:36:51 2003:

That's a trade secret.

#51 of 56 by naftee on Mon Nov 24 01:27:10 2003:

Share it.

#52 of 56 by gull on Tue Nov 25 17:00:44 2003:

You don't want that.  Then you'll have something in common with him, and
he'll have to have sex with you.  Or maybe you *do* want that?

#53 of 56 by keesan on Tue Nov 25 17:46:24 2003:

I have something in common with anything that moves.

#54 of 56 by slynne on Tue Nov 25 20:55:43 2003:

Haha. Keesan!

#55 of 56 by other on Tue Nov 25 22:32:21 2003:

...and a lot of things that don't, for that matter.  ;)

#56 of 56 by willcome on Thu Nov 27 08:03:05 2003:

R. 0:  get a whore.

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