And so the ancient Indian tribe sat itself down around the totem pole, which in the future would be split in two with scafolding up the middle, where they began to tell each other stories, the first of which ended with, "And so, all things are in some way born." And as a cloud moved just right, Iqwai wondered how did the moon get born, and he promptly asked that: "How did the moon get born, Storyteller?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -- "The moon? Why, yes, I suppose that is a thing and was therefore born too. Well, you see, the moon, which is still young,-- hence its small size -- was born a long time ago, by two planets. You see, the planetary bodies too have lives, though at a pace much slower -- though no less vigorous and colourful -- than ours. And, so, yes, the moon: It was indeed born. "But born of what? Well, like your mothers and fathers, humans, borned you, who are humans, and a deer was born by a mother and father who were both deers, so too was the moon born by its own species. "Yes, indeed, the moon was born as a result of the mating of two planets. The earth said to the Saturn, 'Hey, why don't you lift up your skirts?' and Saturn obliged. And they had sex. The penis was this totem pole, right here," he said, clapping the pole's side and then, after a pause, wiping his hand on the ground. That night, Iqway pretended to fall asleep in his family's teepee, but, instead, when the first wolf howled, left for his cave, which to this day bares the inscription of his name, and masturbated. He was earth.26 responses total.
I see where you get your onanist inspiration. It doesn't make it any less onanism, though.
Where do I get my onanist inspiration?
forget
Two words for you all-.........BIG BANG!!!!
The BIG BANG happened far far earlier than the "birth" of the earth. There was only hydrogen, helium, lithium, and traces of a few other elements following the BIG BANG. You don't get ROCKS out of that mix very easily.
When I was in elementary school, a popular theory on the origin of the solar system was that the sun and another star passed close enough together that the gravitional attraction pulled off some bits of the sun, that then went into orbit around the sun and eventually cooled. Dunno what the status of this theory is today.
1st came the Big Bang. 2nd came the sun. 3rd came the planets, including earth. 4th came microscopic organisms. 5th came an earth-wide glaciation then 550 million years ago, the earth began to thaw and there was a sudden upsergence of life. Single celled animals gave way to the multicellular life in the Cambrian Period, followed by the Ordovician, Silurian, Devonian, Carboniferous, Permian, Mesozoic, Cretaceous, Neozoic which is where we finally see mankind emerge. Mankind evolved to the point where he looked around him and said: I wonder where stars come fomr?
You missed the stage that, after the Big Bang, early stars formed from hydrogen and helium (primarily) and "cooked" through fusion the heavier elements, eventually spraying them into space in supernova explosions, from the pieces of which condensed solid matter, which gathered together by gravity and formed new suns that repeated the cycle. This goes in between your "1st" and "2nd".
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Because it is comes from a theory that agrees with measurements of the abundances of the chemical elements in the universe and the properties of isotopes measured in the laboratory. Also, there are no observations contradicting the theory. Therefore it seems to be a pretty believable hypothesis, though undoubtedly subject to detailed revisions with further observations. In these senses, it is just as well substantiated as the Big Bang theory itself.
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Bru forgot about Adam and Eve.
Adam and sTeve
You guys're supposed to be critiquing my excellent story.
Re #12: why not?
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Nah, Rane knows because he was there.
Re #15: We can't control you, so what makes you think you can control us? :)
Re #18: it was beautiful....
critiquing a story? Where did you ask us to do that?
It was implied by me posting it here, fatty.
Aha! The name calling starts. Now we know who you reallya re.
*reallya re* take a shower, stink-o.
Review.
Whore.
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