For your entertainment... Two cabinet members go 'round the White House 'round the White House 'round the White House 'round the White House... Two cabinet members go 'round the White House 'round the White House 'round the White House 'round the White House... Guess who's back? Back again... Dubya's back... Hide the Gin... Guess who's back? Rode Dad's back Guess who's back? He did smack Guess who's back? He's done jack Guess who's back? Da da da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum Da da da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum We've created a monster 'Cause nobody wants Osama no more They want Saddaam, he's got both kidneys... But if you want the truth This is what he'll give ya A li'l chicanery, anthrax and flag waving Some CIA-leakage will wreck your shit quicker Or fake GI letters will make you feel sicker By the spin doctors when we're not co-operating 'Cause we don't believe the bullshit he's disseminating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating He truly does care if you're ovulating I know that you got a job Dick Cheney But Halliburton's still complicating So the fa-mi-ly wouldn't let him be Or let Jeb be free, so let me see They try to shut him down with SATs But his daddy bought him a degree So, come on and dip, rum on your lips Fuck that, how 'bout a ship with your name on it And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy It's all about the freedom fries, fuck you Frenchies! Now this looks like a job for sheep So we need a little dishonesty 'Cause he's got to keep his cronies pleased Thinks the ends will justify the means Now Karl Rove needs to find some sheep 'Cause they need to win before election eve 'Cause he's got to keep his cronies pleased So they'll pump their leaks through Fox TV (Yep, plenty bored...)18 responses total.
What tune is this supposed to be set to?
Without me by Eminem...I was SO bored at work this morning. *winces*
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Heh. My work here is done.
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Did you visit www.bored.com?
That was hilarious. :)
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Damnit, I didn't ezxaclty want to erase that response. I was in the middle of asking jp2 if he thought I actually valued his opinion. It's not John Dunne or Shakespeare or even Eminem for fuck sake.
I'd be interested to read jp2's "Will the real president please stand up"
I think he posted it several agoras ago. He should post it again.
someone asked for teddy?
.. or asked *for* a teddy>?
funny how boredom results in filk.
And all too often, vice versa..
HEy, other, do you know Hebrew?
O, you won't snore, when you're a whore, 'cause you'll be shore, to speed to fore.
I'm not even going to ask how this sparked a question about Hebrew.
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