I wonder whay your pathetic lives are like.
(mary) REMMERS?
(remmers) yes mary dear?
(mary) don't you love me anymore?
(remmers) now now mary why would you ask a thing like that?
(mary) because we never.....you know.....anymore
(remmers) but mary our relationship has evolved beyond such needs
(mary) *sigh* yes dear..you are right
(remmers) besides....you know that since my prostrate problem we have had
to make adjustments
(mary adjusts the speed on her 12 inch dildo)
(remmers adjusts the light dimmer so he can read his child porn)
(mary reaches for the K-y)
(remmers reaches for the k-y)
They have made thier adjustments.
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Ah, the challenges of supporting "free speech".
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Which thread? The one that should be used to sew his fingers together?
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He seems to think that's so funny, it deserves a thread of his own. Just one more thread to ignore, I guess.
I think it is sad that there are people as pathetic as sabre.
*hands Mynxie a pair of scissors*
Heh, Mynxie wouldn't know what to do with a pair of scissors. She's got claws. mynxcat on the other hand can think of a couple of places she could shove above-mentioned scissors.
This is a silly item.
Mr. rcurl- Perhaps we need a new government program to address this problem? klg
dah is more mature than sabre. Think about that.
Ha Ha you STUPID idiots. I post a thread that was meant to provoke. You dipshits are so stupid that you post to it. The sad thing is ....you don't even have one creative insult to goad me with. the only one that makes any sense is krg's chive at that commie bastard rcurl
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Big govahmint and big pimpin', baby! Dat mean we gitz govahmint cheez?
You fatass manatee..if you eat any more cheese you are going to croke from a stroke. There isn't any telling what you got brewing in that colon of yours.....years of stoolish debris. Your arteries are clogged fat boy. They are so clogged that the small capillaries in your brain are starved for blood...hence your mundane and doltish posting. so go have a chinky chunky piece of double cheese please.
And apparently you've been eatin' smeg, too, ya gimpy git. You been hittin' up Slo Mo G's gigolos for shrimp and dick at the Bay again? He told you those boyz had STDs up the crack pipe, but you wouldn't listen, honky. It's getting you in the head.
#0 isn't really that funny.
It's obvious that "sabre" is just jealous that Dr. Remmers gets to ride up and down the stairs in one of those little elevator seats. Btw, I'm sure everyone but "sabre" understands that posting to an item like this one doesn't mean that anyone was "provoked." Far from it, it looks like people are having fun with it (although I must say that commie bastard Rane did seem a bit provoked.)
Yeah, but you're the one who doesn't understand sabre.
re# 18 I sure it wasn't your intent....but that post actually had me bustin seams laughing
Prostrate problem? You mean Remmers can't lie down??
Yah, and Dr.R is getting old. I hear he can only keep it up about two hours at a time these days and he's had to give up the trapeze. They still need the soundproofing on the walls tho- as mary is a screamer.
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Re 22: Indeed, one reason I find visiting the R's so frustrating is that they're always "excusing themselves" for 20 or 30 minutes at a time, leaving you sitting there browsing through back issues of Cahiers du Cinema, or Transactions of the Society of Interdisciplinary Cryptologists, or Creative Knots. At least they could put out some cashews, a can of Fresca, something.
Remmers would never do a drive by. Mary on the other hand... :) They're both ssuch incredibly pleasant people...I would not want either of them mad at me!
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