Yes it is true. Polytarp is a cross dresser. He swallows . he swallows he doesn't spit. When he opens his mouth it smells like shit. Did I mention that when it come to a penis he only has a little bit?11 responses total.
Given the high entertainment value generated by some of these recent items, I'm nearly tempted to actually read sabre's postings just to provide context to the wonderful remarks everyone else is contributing...
I don't have a Jungian anima. Guess again.
Sure you do. It's where that impulse you have to suck cock comes from. It's also responsable for your habitual cross-dressing.
A Chaplinesque animus, perhaps?
nay, a charlie horse, perhaps, instead.
I have no jungle animals.
A Craneish enema?
Polytarp and sabre could both do with an enema. Or a lobotomy. Who'd notice?
whats wrong with polytarp?
Where polytarp and sabre are concerned, aren't enemas and lobotomies the same thing??
I'm reminded of a bumper sticker I saw a while back: "Your proctologist called. He found your head."
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