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Item 84: The Fart Fair

Entered by sabre on Sat Jul 12 20:07:08 2003:

Are you a member of "the elite order of the blue flame"
Here's how you can tell. The next time you have to fart,lean back on the bed
in front of a mirror and light it. If the flame is blue(only 10% are) then
you are a member...AWESOME
14 responses total.
#1 of 14 by pvn on Sun Jul 13 05:35:24 2003:

Being as how the "family jewels" are in so close proximity only an idiot
would try such.  (I am presuming that only males would be so stupid
based on anecdotal information from ER workers.)

#2 of 14 by slynne on Sun Jul 13 15:53:30 2003:

Well, one night when I was like 18, some friends of mine and I got 
really drunk and ended up lighting our farts. No one got hurt though. I 
think it helped that we were all wearing jeans with thick denim.

#3 of 14 by mynxcat on Mon Jul 14 16:25:29 2003:

any of them blue?

#4 of 14 by slynne on Mon Jul 14 17:37:22 2003:

I seem to recall that *all* of them were blue so either we are all real 
special or sabre doesnt know what he is talking about. I'll lay odds on 
the latter. ;)

#5 of 14 by tod on Tue Jul 15 20:08:50 2003:

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#6 of 14 by slynne on Tue Jul 15 20:56:56 2003:

I guess that is true.

#7 of 14 by tod on Tue Jul 15 20:59:40 2003:

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#8 of 14 by polytarp on Wed Jul 16 09:37:50 2003:

I don't think sabre is male.  She has VERY womanish prose.

#9 of 14 by polytarp on Wed Jul 16 09:40:59 2003:

OR perhaps womanish mannerisms?  Who knows.

#10 of 14 by sabre on Wed Jul 16 12:42:01 2003:

Re:#4 
Check out this link:http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

There are two main flammable gases in farts. Hydrogen burns with a yellow
flame and methane burns with a blue flame. 
Most poeple produce hydrogen as the main gas...hence yellow farts.
Only the ELITE farter produces enough methane for a blue flame.

#11 of 14 by sabre on Wed Jul 16 15:24:37 2003:

I hereby dedicate this thread to POLYFART...who had expresses his jungian
anima. He is also a cross dressing nut ninja

#12 of 14 by polytarp on Wed Jul 16 17:25:51 2003:

Why is your prose so DISTINCLY womanish?  It's like an accidental ... smell
... .... of...

#13 of 14 by sabre on Thu Jul 17 12:06:25 2003:

Ahhh polytarp you say I have a woman's PROSE
                  but you wear woman's CLOTHES
From your brown nosing you have shit on your NOSE.

#14 of 14 by polytarp on Thu Jul 17 12:08:13 2003:

Huh.

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