I hear those bitches are hot-n-horny.36 responses total.
The moralist is talkin' dirty... oooo
i think michigan is filled with hot ass bitches who fuck
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What the fuck is "korn pone"?
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I thought it was related to grits somehow.
I thought it was like corn mean. You know, you could make corn pone muffins maybe ???
Um. I mean corn MEAL. I dont know what kind of slip that was!
Mix 1 cup cornmeal (white, yellow, blue, whatever) 1 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp baking soda Rub in 2 tbsp margarine, butter, lard, or bacon fat (in increasing order of preference personally) until it is crumb-like Mix in 1/3 - 1/2 cup water or milk (ditto) Fry in a hot frying pan by spoonfuls in marge, butter, lard, or bacon fat (ditto) Good with butter, honey, jam etc.,
It's a line from "Hannibal".
Sounds more southern than midwestern. However, back half a century ago, a good number of southerners moved to Detroit to work, so there are still islands of vaguely southern culture around the city. I recommond heading for downtown Detroit and asking people on the streets for "korn pone pussy". I'm sure you'll be sent in the right direction.
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interestingly enough no one gives this decent young man a serious response. the boy just is curious if we have a lot of attractive available females in detroit or rather in michigan give him a serious response, yes, if you come to detroit looking for a bride you well find one, go to a place called coamerica park, walk around, and introduce yourself youll do fine, tell them mister spock sent you,
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"korn pone pussy" is used in this context to desribe the hot midwestern babes that live in the midwestern corn belt. They are said to be hornier than most women due to the availability of corn cobs. It is said that they begin to masturbate at a young age because the proper materials are so available. Such constant stimulation has a dramatic affect on thier libido. Does that answer your question michaela? Are you a "korn pone" hottie?
Well, you seem to know more about the midwest than I do. Probably comes from *not* living here in the midwest. I don't get out much, owing to the miles of cornfields around my house. It's just too far to go to visit the neighbors. I have no idea if they are hot or not. Some of the dairy cows are kind of cute though.
Hmmm janc you sound like a woman whose libido has been stimulated.
Sabre sounds like he just hit on a guy. :)
Is "Jan Wolter" a MALE? In that case I withdraw my last statement.
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lol......
You get tourists out about where you live? Golly, I'd like to get some tourists. They'd say, "Excuse me farmer, do you know the way to Detroit?" and I'd chaw some and say, "Cain't get there from here, tourist." Gawd, that'd be fun. But I don't don't get no tourists, leastwise not since the bridge done washed out. I ain't a woman and I ain't never heard of no Libbiddo. Howsoever, I've got me a pretty good condition '73 Ranchero out on blocks in the front yard. Alls I gotta do is replace the suspension bushings and she'll be as good as any man's car.
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Is metro Detroit really the midwest? If you look at a map, it's in the northeastern quadrant of the 48, in the eastern time zone and everything. It's no more "midwest" than, say, Alabama. You hear this called "the Great Lakes region" sometimes, which makes more sense. How about Ohio? Is that considered the "midwest"?
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Damn....that's why I asked the question. I guess there CAN'T be corn pone pussy in MI.
Well, properly speakin' I figure we ought to be in what you call the "mideast" but I got troubles enough without them thar jews and arabs fightin' over my cornfields. I hear tell that Michigan is in the top ten states in the U. S. of A. far as grain corn goes. We're right there near the top after Iowa, Illinois, Nebraska, Minnesota, Indiana, Kansas, Ohio, Wisconsin, and South Dakota. So we sure have plenty of corn around here.
And a lot of it is even grown in a field.
Sabre - your thing about the corn cobs is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. Any woman knows that if "materials" aren't "available", she can use her damn hand. And, no, I am not "corn pone pussy".
Well michaela if that's all takes to satisfy you.
Re #16: Striking how the less someone lives in an area, the more sure they are about what they know about it, isn't it? ;)
If some hypothetical horny farm girl has been using corn cobs, she's certainly not going to be satisfied with sabre's shrunken little tool.
It's bigger than your little vienna sausage Snotty. and if not what can I say...IT PLEASES ME.
I'm sure you give yourself a great deal of pleasure every day, sabre.
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RE:#34 Damn straight.
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