Grex Agora46 Conference

Item 22: Grammar Games and Gaffes

Entered by gelinas on Tue Jun 24 03:23:49 2003:

Grammar.  We all use it, and we all have seen things that just don't sit
right.  Sometimes, the things expound rules; other times, they flout rules.
What set you off today?
111 responses total.

#1 of 111 by polytarp on Tue Jun 24 03:27:59 2003:

ogjohn:   sounds like you're plunging you're boy soup to me


#2 of 111 by polytarp on Tue Jun 24 03:28:16 2003:

Grammar.  We all use it..."


#3 of 111 by gelinas on Tue Jun 24 04:02:51 2003:

I'm reading the book, _Wines: Their Sensory Evaluation_, by Maynard
A. Amerine and Edward B. Roessler (1976, W. H. Freeman and Company),
where I found this gem:

        The truth in this statement may be that we like
        food combinations that we are familar with better 
        than those with which we are not familiar (p 16).

Quite obviously, the authors (and their editor) have heard the dictum,
"Thou shalt not use a preposition to end a sentence with."  Equally
obviously, they have failed to understand the commandment.  Fortunately,
they therefore prove it false.


#4 of 111 by probably on Tue Jun 24 15:04:47 2003:

    "I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is
underestimating."
    --U.S. News & World Report, April 3, 2000 

    "Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning"
    --Florence, SC, Jan. 11, 2000 

    "Actually, I -- this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it.
When I'm talking about -- when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking
about myself, all of us are talking about me."
    --Hardball, MSNBC, May 31, 2000 

    "It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
    --Reuters, May 5, 2000 

    "I think we agree, the past is over."
    --On his meeting with John McCain, Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000 

    "Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometime
until we get an objective analysis."
    --Meet the Press, April 15, 2000 

    "I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to
California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."
    --Los Angeles Times, April 8, 2000 

    "We want our teachers to be trained so they can meet the obligations;
their obligations as teachers. We want them to know how to teach the science
of reading. In order to make sure there's not this kind of federal cufflink."
    --Fritsche Middle School, Milwaukee, March 30, 2000 

    "The fact that he relies on facts -- says things that are not factual --
are going to undermine his campaign."
    --New York Times, March 4, 2000 

    "It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature."
    --Los Angeles, Feb. 23, 2000 

    "I understand small business growth. I was one."
    --New York Daily News, Feb. 19, 2000 

    "How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply
suckles kids through?"
    --Explaining the need for educational accountability, Beaufort,
S.C.,Feb.16, 2000 

    "The senator has got to understand if he's going to have he can't have
it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."
    --To reporters in Florence, S.C., Feb. 17, 2000 

    "If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and
principles, come and join this campaign."
    --Hilton Head, S.C., Feb. 16, 2000 

    "We ought to make the pie higher."
    -South Carolina Republican Debate, Feb. 15, 2000 

    "I've changed my style somewhat, as you know. I'm less, I pontificate
less, although it may be hard to tell it from this show. And I'm more
interacting with people."
    --Meet The Press, Feb. 13, 2000 

    "I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class,
I think we should knock down the tollbooth."
    --Nashua, N.H., as quoted by Gail Collins, New York Times, Feb. 1, 2000


    "The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."
    --Pella, Iowa, as quoted in the San Antonio Express News, Jan. 30, 2000"


    "This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do
when you run for president. You gotta preserve."
    --Speaking during Perseverance Month at Fairgrounds Elementary School in
Nashua, N.H. 

    "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
    --Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000 

    "This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses."
    --At a South Carolina oyster roast; quoted in the Financial Times, Jan.14,
2000 

    "There needs to be debates, like we're going through. There needs to be
townhall meetings. There needs to be travel. This is a huge country."
    --Larry King Live, Dec. 16, 1999 

    "The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?"
     --Answering a question about why he hasn't spent more time in New
Hampshire; quoted in the New York Times, Oct. 23, 1999 



#5 of 111 by other on Tue Jun 24 15:12:24 2003:

No wonder he is the most tightly stagemanaged president in history.


#6 of 111 by aruba on Tue Jun 24 20:10:14 2003:

I thought that title went to Ronald Reagan.


#7 of 111 by orinoco on Wed Jun 25 00:11:51 2003:

I think I'm going to start a band called "Federal Cufflink."


#8 of 111 by gull on Wed Jun 25 13:44:07 2003:

My favorites:
"They want the federal government to control Social Security, like it's
some kind of federal program."

This one may be apocryphal:
"The problem with the French is they have no word for entrepreneur."


#9 of 111 by pvn on Fri Jun 27 05:19:35 2003:

"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is".


#10 of 111 by gregb on Fri Jun 27 16:44:05 2003:

My gripe has always been how much English--and in particular--spelling 
has been butchered by online folk.  Typos I expect, but how many times 
can you misspell the word "the?"  For some reason, there's people who 
seem to insist on using the form "teh."  Come on, it's three lousy 
letters!  Get it right!

I speculate that people, in their haste to respond, don't pay enough 
attention to what they're typing;  The brain moving faster than their 
fingers, as it were.


#11 of 111 by remmers on Fri Jun 27 17:27:55 2003:

(Either that semicolon should be a period or the word "The" which
follows should not be capitalized.)


#12 of 111 by mynxcat on Fri Jun 27 17:29:13 2003:

That's it. I type teh too many times to count. And I don't mind typos 
like that. What I do mind are words like "u", "r", "c". And 
excessive "lol"s and "omg"s and "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". Annoying.


#13 of 111 by jazz on Fri Jun 27 21:00:23 2003:

        An admin and I used to program, for security reasons, the bits of
various internet services to respond in badly written half-nonsense like that
when asked for their version numbers.  Most of 'em ran on "Teh Lunix."


#14 of 111 by gull on Fri Jun 27 21:13:35 2003:

LOL.  I like it.

"How come I don't feel all l33t and condescending like the other Lunix
users?" -- JEFFK


#15 of 111 by amethyst on Sat Jun 28 01:01:09 2003:

The other day some coworkers were trying to punctuate "Dos and Don'ts."  One
of them wanted to use "Do's and Don'ts" and the other wanted to use "Do-s and
Don't-s."  When I explained that there shouldn't be an apostrophe since it's
not possessive, the "Do-s" voter said it looked funny.  I said sure it did-
it's not a real word.  That sort of thing is a bit irritating in general.

What's more irritating is that there are two websites I read pretty regularly
that bill themselves as "writing" sorts of sites.  Both have essays, satires,
humor and so on.  One has few typos (other than "mail he get's" but the
other is always riddled with misspelled words, incorrect punctuation and
horrible grammar.  It seems a little inaccurate to tout your writing skills
when you have a lack of basic, well... writing skills.

(And now I'll step off my soapbox)


#16 of 111 by drew on Sat Jun 28 04:16:25 2003:

I use "Do's and Don'ts" knowing full well that the apostrophe in "Do's" is
ungrammatical, because I *don't* want it to be confused with DOS as in MSDOS.


#17 of 111 by rcurl on Sat Jun 28 05:34:19 2003:

Re #10: that should have been "...there're people..." People is plural. 


#18 of 111 by pvn on Sat Jun 28 06:05:05 2003:

re#13:  That is cute but really pretty stupid when you think about it.
More often than not it is a stupid program that is trying to figure out
the service version so while it will not give away the exact suite of
exploits to deploy it does flag the site for investigation by a human.
The key is to not be noticed or be noticed wrong.  You are far better
off having a service lie and return a legitimate version on a different
architecture than amuse yourself over how clever you are.  At the very
least you should lie and return the most current version especially as
it is likely a clever scanner knows yer OS anyway.  You don't really
want to be seen as a challenge by folk that probably also spend a lot of
time playing games and so would regard you as an interesting one.
Don't play the game in the first place.  Don't spend your stockholder's
money playing the game against someone who likely as not lives at home
with his parents and has a small allowance - its really irresponsible. 
(pardon me for being so irresponsible as to give such away for free that
I usually charge good money for but I couldn't resist.)


#19 of 111 by orinoco on Sat Jun 28 16:19:48 2003:

IIRC, you're supposed to use apostrophes to pluralize the names of
letters.  ("Cross your T's, dot your I's, mind your P's and Q's.") 


#20 of 111 by cmcgee on Sun Jun 29 02:37:18 2003:

AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH! No.


#21 of 111 by remmers on Sun Jun 29 11:45:47 2003:

The Apostrophe Protection Society
23 Vauxhall Road, Boston, Lincs. PE21 0JB
United Kingdom
http://www.aophe.fsnet.co.uk/

See also a summary of correct apostrophe usage at
http://owl.english.purdue.edu/handouts/grammar/g_apost.html
(They confirm use of the apostrophe for plurals of letters.)


#22 of 111 by qsysopr on Sun Jun 29 14:58:55 2003:

Could get http://www.aophe.fsnet.co.uk to work :-(


#23 of 111 by qsysopr on Sun Jun 29 15:00:42 2003:

Could NOT even......... Doh!


#24 of 111 by johnnie on Sun Jun 29 15:13:16 2003:

http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/


#25 of 111 by remmers on Sun Jun 29 16:52:19 2003:

I wonder how that URL got mangled.  I just pasted it in from my
browser's location window.  Thanks for the correction.


#26 of 111 by jep on Mon Jun 30 12:49:14 2003:

re resp:19: You're using the apostrophe to alert your reader to the 
upcoming "s", which is not necessary.

But it doesn't matter.  If someone writes of using too many Ps or P's, 
it conveys the same information.

People are too uptight about aged rules of grammar.  Just be 
appreciative when people can make themselves understood -- it's hard 
enough to do that for too many people.  Anyway, the language is going 
to change and evolve.  So are rules of spelling, grammar and 
punctuation.

Drew in resp:16 provides a great example of when to "break" the rules 
as they've been taught to you.  If you can make a sentence more clear, 
then that should trump a formal rule, every time and without 
hesitation.  


#27 of 111 by gregb on Mon Jun 30 15:09:33 2003:

Re. 11:  Actually, I've seen it done both ways in various 
publications.  Admittedly, I'm not sure which usage is correct.


#28 of 111 by gull on Mon Jun 30 15:45:28 2003:

Services on my servers tend to be pretty quiet about their version
numbers.  I suppose it could be argued that having my Exim mail server
return, say, some old version of Sendmail would be better than having it
just give a bare minimum connection banner, but given the number of
sites around that blatently advertise that they're running a buggy
version of sendmail I figure most script kiddies will just move on to
easier targets.


#29 of 111 by rcurl on Mon Jun 30 16:13:47 2003:

I don't see any merit in the argument in #16: "Dos and don't" can't be
confused with DOS, since DOS is a capitalized acronym, and also context
would make the distinction clear.

I favor strong adherence to grammatical rules so that language does
not evolve too fast. jep misses this point in #26: you are more easily
*misunderstood* if you evolve the languaage on the ground "language
evolves". I would agree with the desire for clarity, but I do not know
of any grammatical rule violations that improve clarity. Examples, please?


#30 of 111 by remmers on Mon Jun 30 16:17:27 2003:

Re #26:  Best to use an apostrophe to pluralize letters, I think.  An
added "s" without the apostrophe tends to make things pretty ambiguous and
hard-to-read.  Consider:

        Always dot your is and cross your ts.  (confusing, looks weird)
        Always dot your i's and cross your t's.  (much clearer)

        The sentence contains several us.  (huh?)
        The sentence contains several u's.  (oh...)



#31 of 111 by scott on Mon Jun 30 17:26:12 2003:

I suspect jep's tolerance of grammatic drift will dry up in a few years when
his then-teenage sons start spouting slang every other word.


#32 of 111 by mdw on Mon Jun 30 17:32:37 2003:

What, you don't think jep will be sending his kids out with directions
to study and capture the latest examples of emerging slang in the wild
so he can publish his latest book, "Even more English Slang"?


#33 of 111 by slynne on Mon Jun 30 17:44:03 2003:

I figure that if someone says something to me and I understand it, then 
the language has served its purpose. I also think that in informal 
settings it is perfectly acceptable to make grammatical errors either 
verbally or when writing. It is also true that making typos and 
spelling words wrong does say a lot about a person or what they are 
thinking or feeling. If a person who usually doesnt make errors 
suddenly starts, one has to wonder. If a person *always* has bad 
grammar, that says something about them too. 

Still, the people who have the nerve to correct other people's grammar 
in discussions that are not about grammar bug me more than the original 
grammar error. 


#34 of 111 by rcurl on Mon Jun 30 19:05:46 2003:

(It should be "If a person *that* usually doesn't......"      /bug)


#35 of 111 by slynne on Mon Jun 30 19:52:37 2003:

Actually it is "If a person, who usually doesnt make errors, suddenly 
starts..."


#36 of 111 by jep on Mon Jun 30 20:10:35 2003:

I've already been through language assaults.  When my older boy was in 
2nd grade, he'd actually catch himself saying something normal, then 
change it to sound like his friends.  For example, "I prefer chocolate 
ice ... oops, I mean, I'm *like* chocolate ice cream."

It grated on me.  I'll be going through it again soon, I suppose, and 
it'll grate on me all over again.  Parenting is the process of being 
grated on until you can be sprinkled like cheese.  (Hmm, that doesn't 
mean anything, does it?)


#37 of 111 by slynne on Mon Jun 30 20:11:25 2003:

And if anyone wants to correct me on that one, they had better plan on 
letting me know *why* it is incorrect. I mean, this *is* a discussion 
about grammar, is it not?


#38 of 111 by rcurl on Mon Jun 30 23:44:55 2003:

Re #35: both are correct. You are using the non-restrictive or
non-defining relative pronoun who, and I used the restrictive or defining
relative pronoun that. Notice the necessity of your using a comma, while
what I wrote never uses a comma.

The restrictive is somewhat better, as "...a person, who usually doesn't
make errors..." can imply that *every* "a person" usually doesn't make
errors, which is untrue. However if it were specific, say "...Mr. 
Dumbledore, who usually doesn't make errors...", and we know who Mr. 
Dumbledore is, then it is OK.



#39 of 111 by slynne on Tue Jul 1 02:14:23 2003:

Thank you, Rane. That was very informative.


#40 of 111 by other on Tue Jul 1 05:30:31 2003:

"...for all intensive purposes..."   WRONG!
"...for all intents and purposes..."    RIGHT!


#41 of 111 by jor on Tue Jul 1 07:56:59 2003:

        bzzt.

        the second is a time worn phrase, I think
        from legalese.

        that doesn't make the first wrong, though I agree
        some people probably are mangling the second.

        reminds me of stuff I've seen in the AA News:

        "on  tenderhooks"     for 'on tenterhooks'
        "searching for armour" for "searching for amour'



#42 of 111 by other on Tue Jul 1 11:50:40 2003:

The former may make sense in certain contexts, but it is NOT the correct 
wording of that particular idiomatic phrase.


#43 of 111 by jor on Tue Jul 1 17:58:36 2003:

        You can't argue with me. I'm agreeing with you.


from http://alt-usage-english.org/excerpts/fxtoalli.html

"to all intents and purposes"

This cliche (meaning "practically") is a shortening of the legal
phrase "to all intents, constructions, and purposes" (found in an
act adopted under Henry VIII in 1547).  The corruption "for all
intensive purposes" is frequently reported.




#44 of 111 by bru on Tue Jul 1 21:35:13 2003:

I have never heard "to all intansive purpose", ANYWHERE!


#45 of 111 by katie on Tue Jul 1 21:47:02 2003:

An editorial in the AA News last week referred to "certified pubic
accountants."


#46 of 111 by katie on Tue Jul 1 21:47:46 2003:

  (eewww.)


#47 of 111 by jaklumen on Tue Jul 1 23:42:49 2003:

resp:44 I've never heard of "to all intansive purpose," either.  Maybe 
we should respell that?


#48 of 111 by russ on Wed Jul 2 02:08:25 2003:

I've seen peddlers selling ID cards identifying the bearer as a
"CERTIFIED PUBIC ASSASSIN".  Apparently some pubes deserve to die.


#49 of 111 by other on Wed Jul 2 05:10:30 2003:

I received a (supposed) humor email containing the phrase "for all 
intensive purposes" in a context which suggested that the author was not 
aware of the correct phrase.


#50 of 111 by md on Wed Jul 2 14:54:09 2003:

Re #29: "I do not know of any grammatical rule violations that improve 
clarity. Examples, please?"

"When the judge entered the courtroom, everyone stood on their feet" is 
clear, and grammatically incorrect.  

"When the judge entered the courtroom, everyone stood on his feet" is 
grammatically correct, but unclear.


#51 of 111 by rcurl on Wed Jul 2 15:02:07 2003:

They seem equally clear to me, though it is unfortunate that English
doesn't have a generally useful singular neuter pronoun for people.
However this is recognized in my dictionary, which has: 

"their, gen. pl. of the demonstrative pron.........: often used
colloquially with a singular antecedent (as, everybody, somebody,
everyone)."

I don't think that makes the usage *incorrect*.

Better example, please.



#52 of 111 by jazz on Wed Jul 2 15:24:01 2003:

        Merriam-Webster seems to think it's valid to use either "their" or
"his".  "Their" is more colloquially correct in modern American English, and
"his" sounds more like something one would say in British Parlaiment.  But
several dictionaries agree that *both* are grammatically correct.


#53 of 111 by gregb on Wed Jul 2 16:52:03 2003:

Re. #51:  "They seem equally clear to me..."  The first says everybody 
stood up.  The second implies that they stood on the Judge's feet.


#54 of 111 by mynxcat on Wed Jul 2 17:04:16 2003:

Exactly. I would go with the first sentence.


#55 of 111 by other on Wed Jul 2 17:41:28 2003:

The lack if clarity is in the word "everyone," which is technically a 
singular form, but has come to be a plural form in its usage.  If you 
break it into two words, then the meaning is clearly singular, which may 
be why it is such a challenge for formalists to accept the combined form 
as a plural.


#56 of 111 by gull on Wed Jul 2 18:22:49 2003:

Re #45: When I was in high school, I worked at the Alma Public Access
Channel.  That same typo, dropping the "l" from "Public", happened there
once.  Fortunately, I wasn't the one who did it. ;>


#57 of 111 by jmsaul on Wed Jul 2 21:33:06 2003:

The rule against splitting infinitives can lead to some pretty ugly stuff too
(and should never have been grafted onto English from Latin in the first
place).


#58 of 111 by flem on Wed Jul 2 21:37:36 2003:

Have to disagree there.  I suppose it's possible that there are situations
in which a split infinitive is the clearest way to express something, but the
vast majority of them that I see can be avoided fairly easily with a little
thought, and the resulting sentence is almost always clearer for it. 


#59 of 111 by md on Wed Jul 2 22:26:44 2003:

My favorite don't-end-with-a-preposition sentence: 

Mom brings book to child's room to read bedtime story.  It is child's 
least favorite book.  Child asks: "What did you bring that book I don't 
like to be read to out of up for?"  


#60 of 111 by dcat on Wed Jul 2 22:37:09 2003:

"Ending sentences with prepositions is something up with which we shall not
put!"  -- Winston Churchill


#61 of 111 by jmsaul on Thu Jul 3 02:33:53 2003:

Re #58:  Okay.  So why would "To go boldly where no man has gone before"
         have been superior to what they actually used on Star Trek?


#62 of 111 by cmcgee on Thu Jul 3 03:14:49 2003:

Boldly to go where no man has gone before.


#63 of 111 by other on Thu Jul 3 04:54:59 2003:

Spare me your restrictions on the licensure of poets.


#64 of 111 by jmsaul on Thu Jul 3 13:27:26 2003:

Re #62:  That one's so strained, it's almost incomprehensible.  The "no
         split infinitives" rule is silly.  It has no place in English.


#65 of 111 by flem on Thu Jul 3 14:13:27 2003:

My high school calculus teacher used to call your method of argument "proof
by intimidation".  

I'm all about #62.  I admit taht "to go boldly" scans poorly, the rhythmic
structure is awkward.  "Boldly to go" doesn't have that problem.  Claiming
that it's strained smacks loudly of circularity.  


#66 of 111 by rcurl on Thu Jul 3 14:28:41 2003:

"Boldly to go" is exceptionally awkward, IMO. We sit and wait for the sentence
to have a subject...and finally discover it doesn't even  have one. 


#67 of 111 by flem on Thu Jul 3 14:37:00 2003:

This is somehow different from the case for "to boldly go"?  


#68 of 111 by rcurl on Thu Jul 3 15:12:28 2003:

Not very. I suppose "To go boldly" could be the subject of a sentence ("To
go boldly is admirable"), but it turns out that isn't the subject. This
pseudo subject becomes even less clear by the inversion of the customary
word order. I agree there is "poetic license", especially when one is
writing poetry, but that does not always have a primary objective of
clarity. So, are we discussing this as poetry, or as clear expression? 



#69 of 111 by cmcgee on Thu Jul 3 15:45:10 2003:

The "sentence" doesn't have a subject.  It's a sentence fragment to start
with.


#70 of 111 by flem on Thu Jul 3 16:53:40 2003:

I think w.r.t. the canonical Star Trek example that the case can be made that
it should be evaluated as poetry, because of the context.  Or, if poetry is
too strong a term, at least rhetoric.  
  Still, as either poetry or rhetoric, it scrapes the bottom of the "mediocre"
end of the spectrum IMO.  :)

I think that part of my opposition to split infinitives comes from the idea
of considering grammar as, well, a grammar, in the computer science sense.
Without being too rigorous, I think it's a good idea not to use an adverb in
any situation where using an expanded adverb phrase would be bad.  If the
canonical example in question were something like "to with clear eye and
undiminished courage go...", I think most people would agree that that is more
awkward than, say, "to go with clear eye and undiminished courage...".  

Or whatever.  :)


#71 of 111 by jmsaul on Thu Jul 3 18:23:35 2003:

I agree that's more awkward... but I still don't see a good case for the
general rule against split infinitives.  (I won't claim that the Star Trek
line is great writing, either, but it scans better to my ear than the
alternatives do.)


#72 of 111 by janc on Thu Jul 3 22:31:48 2003:

I think it's a terrible example.  It's too familiar.  It sounds most
natural the way you most often hear it.  Big surprise.  Proves nothing
one way or the other.


#73 of 111 by orinoco on Fri Jul 4 02:35:48 2003:

Most of the so-called "rules of grammar" seem to actually be guidelines for
people with a tin ear.  Most people with a good sense of rhetoric and style
can get on just fine without them.  But for those who wouldn't know a good
sentence if it up and bit them, following the "rules" is a way to avoid some
of the worst pitfalls.

(I think the worst example of this is the "rule" against using the passive
voice.  Good writers use the passive voice from time to time.  But since some
bad writers use it _constantly,_ English teachers have started telling their
students not to use it at all.  The one about split infinitives doesn't bother
me as much, but it strikes me as a similarly fake rule, made to stop people
from coming up with atrocities like flem's in #70.)


#74 of 111 by jazz on Fri Jul 4 04:52:25 2003:

        Well, it's a set of informal rules.  Most native English speakers (and
several non-natives, including our own beloved Mynxcat) know them
instinctually.  But it's handy when you're pointing out why something doesn't
work, or editing a difficult piece, to know what the rules are and how to use
them.


#75 of 111 by pvn on Fri Jul 4 06:59:59 2003:

Yeah, but.  Is grammar the ruler of expression or is it nothing more
than a tool to aid in expression.  I am thinking I recall a situation of
english speaking not boss who's actors fun of made who angry exclaimed
"you may think I don't know fuck, but I know fuck all!".  Understood him
I did.


#76 of 111 by md on Fri Jul 4 16:25:50 2003:

Most grammars merely describe how people used the language back when 
the grammarian was learning it, with the addition of a few of the 
grammarian's pet peeves -- an error somebody once caught him in that 
he's been brooding over and consequently wants to convert into a quasi-
correct or exceptionally correct usage.  But there are no objective 
standards to refer to, only a faded snapshot of an active process.  To 
those who learned it forty years before, it will sound lax and vulgar; 
to those who learn it forty years later, it will sound pompous and old-
fashioned.  


#77 of 111 by klg on Fri Jul 4 16:34:41 2003:

re:  "#73 (orinoco):  ... But for those who wouldn't know a good
sentence if it up and bit them, following the "rules" is a way to avoid 
some of the worst pitfalls.  (I think the worst example of this is the 
"rule" against using the passive voice.  Good writers use the passive 
voice from time to time.  But since some bad writers use it constantly,_ 
English teachers have started telling their students not to use it at 
all.  The one about split infinitives doesn't bother me as much, but it 
strikes me as a similarly fake rule, made to stop people from coming up 
with atrocities like flem's in #70.)

According to our spouse, grammar is not taught in elementary school.  So 
by the time the students reach the upper grades, I suspect teachers are 
now "giving up" on the whole concept of proper word usage.  She 
constantly is telling us about the grammar errors made by the younger 
teachers.  We would bet that if we asked those teachers what passive 
voice or split infitives, they'd stare at us like a deer caught in a 
car's headlights.


#78 of 111 by pvn on Sat Jul 5 07:55:40 2003:

What is passive vice?


#79 of 111 by jaklumen on Sat Jul 5 10:03:17 2003:

That's a good question.  In the active voice, the author/subject is 
the subjective pronoun, I believe (coming before the verb).  You 
use "I" a lot.   In the passive voice, the author/subject is the 
objective pronoun-- using lots of "me's" (it occured to me, it dawned 
upon my mind).  The narrator seems to be acted upon by inanimate 
concepts.  I realize this is a poor explanation, but this is best how 
I remember it. 


#80 of 111 by i on Sat Jul 5 11:25:35 2003:

Active voice:  "We f*cked up"
Passive voice:  "Mistakes were made by us"  (The "by us" is often dropped...)


#81 of 111 by jmsaul on Sat Jul 5 14:39:50 2003:

Re #78:  You just lie there.


#82 of 111 by jazz on Sat Jul 5 14:58:38 2003:

        Re #75:

        Sometimes I can understand people when they break the rules of grammar
for the way they're speaking, sometimes I can't.  Someone could speak fluent
dancehall ragga, and I'd probably be left going, "uhmmmm what?"  


#83 of 111 by russ on Sat Jul 5 19:28:42 2003:

Passive vice:  Bookies stuff gambling winnings in your pocket as
you're walking down the street minding your own business.


#84 of 111 by pvn on Sun Jul 6 04:49:05 2003:

I should be so lucky.


#85 of 111 by keesan on Sun Jul 6 06:11:04 2003:

From a book of house plans - 
Windows are inadequate in number and insufficient in size.
This elegant design blends high vogue with a restful character.
A flexible interior enjoys modern space that welcomes sunlight.
Come home to spectacular views and livability.
majestic curb appeal
A taste of Europe is reflected..
This sensational design is sweetly luxurious....
an unrestrained floor plan
rich with reminiscent detailing
The combination of stacked stone, brick and siding [sic] add [sic] warmth
Kitchen and dining spaces lack windows and imagination
There is no focal point to draw one's eye as they approach the home.
open planning offers an aura (!) of spaciousness
Walls of windows provide a front row seat to enjoy nature's bounty....

If you can't write, sell houses.


#86 of 111 by pvn on Sun Jul 6 06:19:50 2003:

Probably more money in it right about now.


#87 of 111 by keesan on Mon Jul 7 06:23:57 2003:

Can anyone rewrite all these sentences to be both grammatical and meaningful?
For instace 'a feeling of spaciousness'.


#88 of 111 by gull on Mon Jul 7 13:32:29 2003:

Grammer rules always make me feel stupid.  (Err, sorry.  Passive voice,
there.  I guess I mean, "I always feel stupid when people bring up
grammar rules."  Better?)  I know I violate them all the time but I can
never keep track of all of them.


#89 of 111 by jazz on Mon Jul 7 13:37:35 2003:

        The passive voice is legitimate, as far as I know, but it does bring
up a good point.  The two sentences have different meanings - either a is
acting on b, or is acting on a.  The first sentence implies grammar rules or
grammarians make you feel a certain way, the second implies that you choose
to feel a certain way because of grammar nazis.  Oddly, I kind of feel like
one now ... :?


#90 of 111 by md on Mon Jul 7 15:28:01 2003:

[There is no passive verb in "Grammer rules always make me feel 
stupid."]

Passives become a problem mainly when people use them to hide 
responsibility.  Constructions like "I was told..." and "The decision 
was made..." are commonplace in corporations and government.  They've 
become so automatic now that they don't infallibly tell you the speaker 
is a weasel anymore.  Consider it possible, though, especially if you 
ask "Who told you?" or "Who made the decision?" and don't get an answer.


#91 of 111 by jazz on Mon Jul 7 15:30:11 2003:

        Syntactic deletions and nominalizations are fun.

        Like the sentence "The enterprise infrastructure was leveraged to good
end."  It means absolutely nothing. 


#92 of 111 by rcurl on Mon Jul 7 15:46:17 2003:

Sure it does. It means the business was improved.


#93 of 111 by gull on Mon Jul 7 15:47:23 2003:

Re #90: Argh.  There, you see the problem?  I don't even understand the
rules...no matter how many times "active voice" and "passive voice" are
explained to me, I can't reliably tell them apart.  I guess it's a good
thing I'm not trying to make a career out of writing.  I worry that I
seem less intelligent to other people because of this kind of thing.

Re #91: I run into a lot of sentences like that in job postings.  HR
people also love to take technical terms they vaguely understand and
apply them to human situations, like this comment I found in an actual
posting: "Must be able to work well in an interrupt-driven environment."


#94 of 111 by rcurl on Mon Jul 7 16:00:29 2003:

If they want computer expertise, they should say so.


#95 of 111 by slynne on Mon Jul 7 20:03:55 2003:

Dont feel bad, gull. I have a grammar point that I have trouble 
understanding even though it has been explained to me millions of time. 
I just have a mental block about it. 

If anyone wants to take another shot at it, feel free. I always 
confuse "affect" and "effect" when they are used as verbs. I dont have 
trouble with them as nouns. 


#96 of 111 by jor on Mon Jul 7 20:09:06 2003:

        Owch, I see  this more and more: except used for accept.
        "The client found the product exceptable" Ow Ow Ow.

        I'm not too clear on what Keesan doesn't like in her
        examples.



#97 of 111 by keesan on Mon Jul 7 21:28:26 2003:

A bit of bad grammar and lack of any meaning.


#98 of 111 by other on Tue Jul 8 03:27:08 2003:

#95:  

"The earthquake affected 200,000 people in the vicinity of Lima."
"The earthquake effected the destruction of $2,000,000 worth of 
property."
(If you reversed these, it would be like saying that the earthquake MADE 
200,000 people, and that it in some way altered the destruction, but 
didn't necessarily cause it.)

"Change is constant.  You can effect change, but you cannot affect it."
(This means that you can introduce change into an existing scenario, but 
you cannot alter the concept of change itself.)


#99 of 111 by rcurl on Tue Jul 8 05:35:17 2003:

effect = cause
affect = act on


#100 of 111 by slynne on Tue Jul 8 15:40:22 2003:

I think the problem is that "to cause" and "to act on" are similar 
concepts in my mind for some reason. *shrug*


#101 of 111 by gregb on Tue Jul 8 16:36:27 2003:

I see "to cause" is to initiate something, while "to act on" is to 
effect something that's already happened.


#102 of 111 by novomit on Tue Jul 8 16:38:30 2003:

That's still pretty similar to me but then again, I never could do grammar.



#103 of 111 by rcurl on Tue Jul 8 17:14:59 2003:

You mean, "affect something that's already happened". You can, of course
effect that something so you can affect it. 


#104 of 111 by slynne on Tue Jul 8 18:00:36 2003:

Um...well...that is a confusing sentence ;)


#105 of 111 by fitz on Wed Jul 9 21:27:20 2003:

This is a grammatical lost cause:  'gender' in contrast to 'sex'.  In times
past, gender was strictly a grammatical concept.  Words were, for example,
masculine or feminine (or neuter).  People, on the other hand, used to have
sex.  That is, male or female biological identities.

Usage has changed the rules and confusing gender for sex no longer merits a
correction.


#106 of 111 by other on Wed Jul 9 23:24:55 2003:

Give me an example in which it is useful to give the same concept 
different names in different contexts when the context is neither 
obscured nor relevant.


#107 of 111 by flem on Thu Jul 10 17:27:18 2003:

I read #106 about five times, but I'm still not at all sure what it says. 
Are you asking why we have different words for the same thing?  I got the
impression you were complaining about #105, but what you said doesn't seem
to bear any relation to #105.  


#108 of 111 by gelinas on Wed Nov 26 06:03:26 2003:

English doesn't really have gender.  At least, not any more.  French, however,
does:  a table is feminine, although sexless.


#109 of 111 by gull on Wed Nov 26 15:12:10 2003:

A friend of mine was complaining about German's genders, once. 
Apparently in German a brassiere is masculine, and a child is neuter.


#110 of 111 by other on Wed Nov 26 18:13:18 2003:

Makes sense to me.  Men are (generally) more interested in holding 
women's breasts than women are, and preadolescent children, 
cuturally and societally speaking, are generally much more like both 
sexes than they are like one or the other, so there is little value 
in distinguishing. 


#111 of 111 by tpryan on Fri Nov 28 20:23:18 2003:

        are there new technology words in German that are also
nuetral or masculine?  (new since the language was 'codified').
Like radio, television, telephone, internet, cyberspace?


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