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Item 20: Lol.

Entered by polytarp on Mon Jun 23 21:17:00 2003:

This is the LOL item; enter your funnies.
4 responses total.

#1 of 4 by oval on Tue Jun 24 15:00:25 2003:

lol!


#2 of 4 by other on Tue Jun 24 15:08:04 2003:

rotflmao

suiacwassf

        (sitting up in a chair with a seriously straight face)


#3 of 4 by pvn on Fri Jun 27 06:40:31 2003:

On two separate shifts the other day two of the network analysts
submitted for investigation "suspect network traffic" that turned out to
be they themselves browsing a web article about a new exploit that of
course contained the "signature" which triggered the alert that they
submitted for investigation.  They were chasing their own tail, god love
them.  This was actually a good thing as it indicated they were awake
and watching - "who watches the watchers?"...  Not only do they rat out
each other, but they rat out themselves.


#4 of 4 by denzel9 on Wed Jul 2 06:51:37 2003:

As you know St.Peter guards the gates of heaven. 
One day he needed to pee,as you do,
so he asked Jesus to guard the gates for a while,
and Jesus being a very kind and willing man said he would.
After a while a man appeared and started to walk towards Jesus.
When the man got to the gates Jesus thought he looked very familiar.
He was on ald man with a beard. 
Jesus asked-"I don't mean to be nosey sir,but did you have any children?" 
The man replies-"Yes,one son,but he died,he had nails put through him." 
"And what did you work as?" 
"I was a carpenter"
Jesus says-"Father?" 

The man says-"Pinnochio?". 


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