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suiacwassf
(sitting up in a chair with a seriously straight face)
On two separate shifts the other day two of the network analysts submitted for investigation "suspect network traffic" that turned out to be they themselves browsing a web article about a new exploit that of course contained the "signature" which triggered the alert that they submitted for investigation. They were chasing their own tail, god love them. This was actually a good thing as it indicated they were awake and watching - "who watches the watchers?"... Not only do they rat out each other, but they rat out themselves.
As you know St.Peter guards the gates of heaven. One day he needed to pee,as you do, so he asked Jesus to guard the gates for a while, and Jesus being a very kind and willing man said he would. After a while a man appeared and started to walk towards Jesus. When the man got to the gates Jesus thought he looked very familiar. He was on ald man with a beard. Jesus asked-"I don't mean to be nosey sir,but did you have any children?" The man replies-"Yes,one son,but he died,he had nails put through him." "And what did you work as?" "I was a carpenter" Jesus says-"Father?" The man says-"Pinnochio?".
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