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Item 103: You might be a GEEK if..

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31 responses total.

#1 of 31 by gelinas on Tue Jul 22 02:07:02 2003:

Geeks get married?


#2 of 31 by glenda on Tue Jul 22 02:31:09 2003:

Why, yes we do.


#3 of 31 by slestak on Tue Jul 22 04:22:32 2003:

Married,divorced and perhaps remarried.....


#4 of 31 by pvn on Tue Jul 22 04:24:00 2003:

re#2: Absolutely, we also tend to marry other geeks and,...
we breed.
re#3: Yes, there are those mixed marriages...




#5 of 31 by pvn on Tue Jul 22 04:45:46 2003:

- not only do you own a backup leatherman tool, but you have the
attachment with the socket and torx wrenches.

- You own more than one GPS receiver.

- You don't really know exactly how many Gigs of storage you have online
at home.

- You backup music CDs.

- You have a USB storage device on your keychain.


#6 of 31 by scott on Tue Jul 22 15:15:39 2003:

- You're in Colorado, on ski lift with a breathtaking mountain view.  "Hmmm...
that's probably an inductive sensor which verifies that the cable is actually
on the pulley, but what's that other one for?"


#7 of 31 by keesan on Tue Jul 22 17:04:04 2003:

Do you have to have a wife and a car to be a geek?


#8 of 31 by rcurl on Tue Jul 22 17:33:35 2003:

Re #5: now, why would having more than one GPS receiver mean you are a
geek? The technology improves, after all, and you don't just want to sell
the last one you bought when you upgrade, much less throw it away. 
Besides, it is convenient to have a receiver in each of your vehicles and
your jump kit, as, gee-wizz, you never know when you might need to know
where your are or record a location. And besides, the earlier ones didn't
have an interface for a DGPS receiver, so your accuracy was impaired. I
just think it is unfair to characterize someone that just wants to have
good accuracy as a GEEK! 



#9 of 31 by sj2 on Tue Jul 22 17:59:55 2003:

Honestly, I would qualify for a lot of things mentioned in #1 but I 
still consider myself to be a wannabe-geek.


#10 of 31 by mynxcat on Tue Jul 22 18:33:09 2003:

Sometimes it's hard to tell is rcurl is joking or being totally serious


#11 of 31 by slynne on Tue Jul 22 19:43:31 2003:

resp:10 I KNOW! 


#12 of 31 by tod on Tue Jul 22 20:06:26 2003:

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#13 of 31 by rcurl on Tue Jul 22 21:55:44 2003:

terraserver-usa.com does that. It gives you a map with an address location
marked, plus the latitude and longitude.


#14 of 31 by tod on Tue Jul 22 22:51:41 2003:

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#15 of 31 by rcurl on Wed Jul 23 00:29:46 2003:

You can look up lat and lon in several online map servers. Topozone is
one that also supports other coordinate systems, such as UTM. I think
it can also be done in Terraserver. Maybe not Mapquest....


#16 of 31 by jmsaul on Wed Jul 23 03:07:37 2003:

Thanks, Rane -- that's great!


#17 of 31 by pvn on Wed Jul 23 04:35:13 2003:

Geek. I tell yah.


#18 of 31 by jmsaul on Wed Jul 23 11:13:34 2003:

I've never denied it.


#19 of 31 by pvn on Wed Jul 23 13:11:22 2003:

I was talking about rcurl.


#20 of 31 by sabre on Wed Jul 23 15:08:10 2003:

That's right jmsaul...he wasn't talking to you. You don't have the brains to
be a geek. You are however..UGLY enough.


#21 of 31 by gull on Wed Jul 23 15:23:58 2003:

Finding the burned-out bulb in a string of Christmas lights used to
drive me nuts, until a textbook I had in college explained the
least-effort way to do it using an ohmmeter as an example of the
divide-and-conquer method of troubleshooting.


#22 of 31 by tod on Wed Jul 23 17:31:39 2003:

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#23 of 31 by rcurl on Wed Jul 23 17:48:12 2003:

It is easy to find the burned out bulb if the bulbs are in parallel. 
In any case, everything has a measurable resistance. 


#24 of 31 by gull on Wed Jul 23 19:41:42 2003:

No, I mean an ohmmeter.  Here's the procedure:

Unplug the lights.  Use alligator clips to bridge the two plug prongs
together and connect to one of the ohmmeter leads.  Find the middle of
the string and pull out one bulb.  Test each contact in the socket for
continuity with the other ohmmeter lead.  The side that has no
continuity is the side the bad bulb is on; put the bulb you took out
back in and then remove the bulb from the middle of that half-string. 
Repeat the process until you've narrowed it down to just a few bulbs,
then test individually.  (Special case:  If you have continuity on both
contacts of the socket, you just pulled out the bad bulb.)

This is pretty quick because each time you test, you cut the number of
possible bad bulbs in half.

If you try this, it's important to know that most 100-bulb strings are
actually two 50-bulb strings in parallel.


#25 of 31 by tod on Wed Jul 23 20:39:29 2003:

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#26 of 31 by spectrum on Wed Jul 23 21:30:54 2003:

You're a geek if your pinky is longer than your pecker.


#27 of 31 by tod on Wed Jul 23 21:32:01 2003:

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#28 of 31 by sabre on Wed Jul 23 21:51:58 2003:

RE#26
I guess that makes you a geek Fairy er...I mean Larry


#29 of 31 by gull on Thu Jul 24 19:27:32 2003:

Re #25: It doesn't, but most strings don't have bulbs in parallel, they
have them in series.  If you're troubleshooting a string that has two
series strings wired in parallel, like most 100-bulb strings, you'll
need to open the string you're not troubleshooting by removing a bulb so
it doesn't affect your results.


#30 of 31 by rcurl on Fri Jul 25 00:43:12 2003:

Why? The parallel set won't change the effect of a burned out bulb in
the set you are testing with the ohm-meter: a burned out bulb there will still
cause one side to be "open". 


#31 of 31 by gull on Fri Jul 25 12:47:40 2003:

Yeah, you're right,  And in fact I've done it that way.  I got my head
twisted around it wrong yesterday when I was trying to think about it.


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