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Item 101: Girl.

Entered by polytarp on Mon Jul 21 14:35:22 2003:

I'm looking for a girlfriend.  All applicants apply below.  I have a handsome
German face.
44 responses total.
#1 of 44 by other on Mon Jul 21 14:48:28 2003:

Good luck.  If anything comes of this, I'm sure we'll read about it in 
the Weekly World News.

#2 of 44 by polytarp on Mon Jul 21 14:51:48 2003:

You're not a girl, other.

#3 of 44 by other on Mon Jul 21 15:17:01 2003:

Gosh, thanks for clarifying that for me.  I NEVER would have figured that 
one out on my own.  :)

#4 of 44 by sj2 on Mon Jul 21 17:32:24 2003:

Let me know if this works :)

#5 of 44 by slynne on Mon Jul 21 19:46:32 2003:

OH DARN. I think you are too young for me. DRAT.

#6 of 44 by mynxcat on Mon Jul 21 20:01:52 2003:

You're in the wrong country. And besides,  I like naftee better

#7 of 44 by krj on Mon Jul 21 21:14:21 2003:

Stranger things have happened.  "Every pot has a lid," as an old 
girlfriend used to say.  

Maybe we could resurrect the old M-net online dating package -- "match,"
I think it was called.

#8 of 44 by torvalds on Tue Jul 22 00:28:29 2003:

life is .......dead is ..............

#9 of 44 by mynxcat on Tue Jul 22 17:30:04 2003:

Every pot hs a lid. Point to note, Mine Me ( I forget his real name) 
is going to get married. All 2 feet some odd inches of him is going to 
marry a woman who is 6 ft 2 inches tall.

#10 of 44 by cross on Tue Jul 22 17:39:57 2003:

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#11 of 44 by twenex on Tue Jul 22 17:40:17 2003:

It's very nice of you to ask, poly, but in case it slipped your mind, i'm a
bloke.

#12 of 44 by polytarp on Tue Jul 22 19:07:24 2003:

I never suggested you were, you fucking fop fag.

#13 of 44 by slynne on Tue Jul 22 19:42:27 2003:

Every pot might have a lid but what if you are a frying pan?

#14 of 44 by novomit on Tue Jul 22 19:45:13 2003:

All pans are pots.

#15 of 44 by slynne on Tue Jul 22 19:54:25 2003:

Ah, well I can tell you people that my frying pans never had lids. 
Anyhow, the thing is, I dont believe there is just one true love for 
anyone or even one true love for everyone. There are lots of people who 
never find it and lots of people who find it more than once. :)

#16 of 44 by mynxcat on Tue Jul 22 20:29:29 2003:

Re 10> No, but you're not naftee, either

#17 of 44 by keesan on Tue Jul 22 20:37:45 2003:

I cook everything with a lid on.

#18 of 44 by janc on Tue Jul 22 20:38:33 2003:

Well, there are many lids that fit most pots too.  However, there are pots
with no lids.

#19 of 44 by mary on Tue Jul 22 21:11:53 2003:

How did we get from "lid for every pot" meaning "one true love"?

Set the standards high enough and nobody has a date. ;-)

#20 of 44 by cross on Wed Jul 23 02:31:11 2003:

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#21 of 44 by sholmes on Wed Jul 23 03:46:47 2003:

I cook everything with my shorts and tshirt on.

#22 of 44 by mynxcat on Wed Jul 23 13:46:55 2003:

somersault - where?

#23 of 44 by sabre on Wed Jul 23 14:55:28 2003:

Hey polytarp
scott and jmsaul will let you buttfuck them.
They will probally blow you also.

#24 of 44 by gull on Wed Jul 23 15:19:47 2003:

My frying pan has a lid.  It's hard to make a really good fried egg
without one.

#25 of 44 by dewshine on Wed Jul 23 17:42:57 2003:

 :laughs: Polytwirp? :laughs:

#26 of 44 by cross on Wed Jul 23 21:09:55 2003:

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#27 of 44 by sabre on Wed Jul 23 22:08:35 2003:

RE#22
I'd love to see you somersault mynx....I can imagine those cute titties of
yours bouncing all around. er....I need to go touch myself.

#28 of 44 by tod on Wed Jul 23 22:23:39 2003:

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#29 of 44 by cross on Thu Jul 24 04:24:47 2003:

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#30 of 44 by tod on Thu Jul 24 17:12:56 2003:

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#31 of 44 by novomit on Thu Jul 24 17:20:33 2003:

I was thinking the same thing yesterday.

#32 of 44 by sabre on Thu Jul 24 18:19:55 2003:

Don't confuse me with that lame ass.

#33 of 44 by edina on Thu Jul 24 19:43:27 2003:

Yeah, no way I'd confuse jamie with your lame ass.

#34 of 44 by cross on Thu Jul 24 22:03:09 2003:

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#35 of 44 by dcat on Thu Jul 24 23:18:21 2003:

well, that eliminates a few possibilities, doesn't it?

#36 of 44 by sabre on Thu Jul 24 23:35:48 2003:

Ha Ha..I have meet quite a few grexers in person.
None of you would insult me to my face...you get brave when you think there
are no consequences. There is only one grexor who stands a chance in a match
with me.

#37 of 44 by tod on Fri Jul 25 00:04:47 2003:

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#38 of 44 by mynxcat on Fri Jul 25 01:52:23 2003:

Somehow I don't like the turn this thread took.

Dan, Naftee built me a web page. You need to top that.

(somersaults on the ground are not exciting enough)

#39 of 44 by cross on Fri Jul 25 04:16:50 2003:

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#40 of 44 by mynxcat on Fri Jul 25 13:02:10 2003:

Go ahead.

#41 of 44 by tod on Fri Jul 25 16:47:19 2003:

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#42 of 44 by naftee on Sun Jul 27 02:54:59 2003:

re 38 HEY I remember that!

#43 of 44 by naftee on Sun Jul 27 02:56:21 2003:

re 29 You're the fool, X

#44 of 44 by twenex on Sun Jul 27 19:06:29 2003:

That wasn't kind

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