Welcome to the Enigma Conference
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You are growing very sleepy...
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Your Hypnotist:
Mesmer Snord
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You will do as I command!
item nresp header 46 262 - The Note 47 113 - What Is It Like? 48 38 - The Importance of Our Notebooks 49 79 - The Day the War Started 50 47 - The Ladies Oblivious to the Scratching of My Nails [linked] 51 26 - The Novelist 53 22 - The Second Coming 54 19 - It's Time to Write Again 55 19 - Bill and Roger Tie One On 56 52 - A College Chum 57 52 - Math Puzzle 58 72 - Reading: Lesson One [linked] 59 46 - honking blue bejeezus! 60 12 - There's More to This Than That 61 25 - The truth about 'total' -- or is it? 62 18 - Hmmm? 63 16 - The Scum of the Earth Revealed 64 142 - Mary Poppins Meets Elmer 65 28 - Leap Into Spring 66 18 - Baby Will You Miss Me When I'm Gone? 67 12 - The Day the Animals Played Football with the Humans [linked] 68 29 - Staying up too late and conferencing! Just say no kids! ;-) 69 0 - Indigo speaks [frozen] 70 28 - Well There's These Lyrics, but on the Other Hand, There's This Tune 71 34 - Urban Landscapes 72 19 - Vampire Zippy 73 9 - Passion and Populism 74 32 - Life Goes On, a Sophomoric Poem 75 26 - What Was It? 76 20 - Sonnet 77 9 - Etude 78 8 - Frontal Lobotomy Item 79 22 - Up 80 49 - What the Future Holds 81 10 - l 82 17 - bagpipes? I hate bagpipes. 83 8 - Ridley Scott's "1492" opens soon at theaters everywhere! 84 53 - The Worst Four-Line Poems of All Time [linked] 85 16 - The Lost Works of James Whitcomb Riley 86 9 - Turkey Trots 87 8 - Mantissa Comix! 88 17 - bart man 89 10 - MONGO FRUIT SWAP IN PONTIAC!!! 90 56 - The Four Food Groups 91 14 - Mysterious enigmatic quote of the millenium 92 37 - Mysteriouso Enigmatico Quoto Revisito [linked] 93 3 - An Uninspired Day in the Life of the Poet 94 49 - The Saddest Item Ever Entered 95 19 - A Reservation about Iconization 96 4 - The Poet Reaches for a Rhyme 97 5 - A one line header or ':' to edit 98 4 - Ah, the soul of silliness, I. 99 36 - Let's get physics, all! 100 10 - Do You Remember? (The Nostalgia Item) 101 22 - I'm happy. 102 5 - A Practice Novel Warning!: this is worse than my last poem. 103 21 - Look at what I found on Usenet! 104 19 - Burning Question, Enigma Style 105 34 - strange 106 65 - Strange Initials 107 20 - The Saddest Words in the English Tongue 108 6 - Another Burning Question, Enigma Style 109 4 - Thanasmartsis 110 9 - Amazing Lucky Letter X!! 111 6 - *Lucky number* puzzle 112 83 - Color This... 113 38 - Pastime 114 43 - Ack! 115 10 - Signs of Spring, Enigma Style 116 1 - Owed to a Phantom Cat 117 11 - My Philosophy......... 118 6 - Waiting 119 29 - You'll never kill anyone of you go around *Thinking* 120 10 - Farming Item 121 18 - Tell Me- 122 4 - Here's to Mikey 123 7 - With apologies to Erato 124 8 - Oh, Vanna... 125 44 - Blenheim 126 23 - Mixed Drinks 127 4 - The Doors 128 5 - The Far Side of The Doors 129 141 - I Don't Go to the Mall No Mo 130 50 - I am Enigma, hit me again!! 131 67 - Enigmatic Traffic Light 132 20 - Sunsets With An Edge 133 16 - The Real Thing [frozen] 134 9 - Lost Friend 135 24 - Night School 136 8 - Rah 137 5 - Is THis about a Dumb Blonde or What? 138 11 - Look it up, dickweed. 139 3 - A War Song [frozen] 140 7 - 101 things to do with Lutefisk [frozen] 141 10 - Two types 142 34 - devil thang 143 33 - The vidar vs. skeez Religious Wars Item 144 26 - Nighottaro 145 3 - The Real War Song (Anti-Draft), alot was wrong last time. [frozen] 146 8 - Solicitation 147 7 - The Filet of a New Machine 148 2 - Go back to sleep. 149 12 - Medley [to be read aloud] 150 67 - Play a game, enigma style? 151 36 - Thanks Rane! 152 95 - On the Nature of Time 153 29 - I Know It's Extravagant, but What the Hey 154 58 - My Pal Jake 155 22 - My Resolve 156 23 - Quiet Time for the Dynamic Duo 157 36 - What the hell is this CF for? 158 69 - Re: I am Enigma, hit me again!! 159 12 - Kinume (a game) 160 8 - what does it mean? 161 25 - Happy Hour 162 24 - The Big Foot Stomp 163 13 - Crazy? 164 20 - *Dzerp! 165 12 - Novella 166 6 - Cassandra and I 167 47 - She Swallowed All the Cities Up 168 24 - A Perfect World -- Your definitions 169 19 - Oops 170 15 - What if life where perfect? 171 14 - The Plan 172 5 - Forever alone 173 33 - Sing Ho! for the life of a Bear! 174 9 - Anxious Pooh song 175 5 - Roman reflections 176 29 - Crazy! 177 56 - Town and Country, the Eternal Dilemma 178 9 - down by the riverside 179 5 - With apologies to Erato 180 21 - Din't I... 181 26 - I wonder... 182 22 - This is not a poem 183 18 - ==>SURVEY<== 184 16 - Puzzle Time, Enigma Style 185 10 - The esoteric enigma of the truth about C 186 2 - Get Outa Here! 187 5 - Marston Takes a Drive in the Country 188 8 - The Legion of Failed Superheroes: A Play in One Act 189 15 - What is the meaning of this? 190 28 - You want Enigmatic? Try this . . . 191 9 - Examples 192 9 - Poker Face 193 27 - IS ENIGMA DEAD NOW? 194 27 - Enigma?? 195 8 - Candied Yams 196 6 - Ethnic Homogeneity 197 20 - a non-enigmatic query 198 8 - Hymn to a Sad God 199 8 - The Absolutely Worst Two-Line Poem of All Time 200 26 - WHAT THE HUCK IS GOING DOWN? 201 3 - Loose Lips Cost Lawns 202 16 - The Science of Compromise - a Manual for the Twenty-First Century 203 8 - groundskeeper? 204 9 - Philosopher's Stone 205 7 - You Didn't See THis 206 3 - Vanishing Item 207 4 - Meditation 208 21 - The Lesson of the Master 209 15 - He Might Be Gerund 210 7 - Boom or Bust? You decide! 211 13 - Wordsworth Is Dead 212 5 - Thesis 213 6 - Is Was Were 214 45 - Scruples, Enigma Style 215 10 - Some Days Are Like That 216 67 - What is the world? 217 12 - Four [to be read aloud] 218 6 - The Garden [linked] 219 16 - Story Ties are Times Indeed 220 14 - Well, what *is* the world? 221 13 - An Incident on Highway 101 222 481 - What Am I? [frozen] 223 5 - Rawhide Cello 224 34 - Syllogism 225 12 - This hyar item be whut I says it tis. 226 10 - Confused 227 15 - Help??? 228 8 - Say what? 229 12 - How come? 230 9 - what hills? 231 3 - this be a big city now 232 21 - What Is Special? 233 36 - I always wondered about that... 234 10 - Why don't our winds come from the East? [linked] 235 5 - Some Days Are Like That 236 13 - Long John Silver's Favorite Item [to be read aloud] 237 6 - Tongue Sonnet, the Worst Ever 239 17 - mighty weird possum 240 20 - Confs scare me 241 9 - Hello? 242 4 - Did I get that right? 243 8 - A Proximation 244 5 - Oh, so *THat's* how it works... 245 2 - They Don't Make 'Em Like They Used To 248 3 - Free Poetry Lesson 249 24 - The "Hey, aren't you going to be on Grex?" item 250 12 - Bad News Newbie 251 2 - I'm so tired 252 2 - Engimatic Error Message 253 47 - The Ladies Oblivious to the Scratching of My Nails [linked] 254 37 - Mysteriouso Enigmatico Quoto Revisito [linked] 255 53 - The Worst Four-Line Poems of All Time [linked] 256 13 - Valedictory Item 257 5 - Folk Song 258 19 - The Proper Layout of Text 259 23 - A Moderated Item 260 8 - the women in my life 261 44 - Mystery Numbers 262 2 - Failed Love Poems 263 6 - The Garden [linked] 264 110 - Martian Death [linked] 265 418 - What Am I (Part II) [frozen] 266 7 - Peter Straheim's Younger Brother 267 20 - Hopes, Dreams, Aspirations--a Rhapsodical Item 269 31 - Writing: Lesson 1 -- Getting Started [linked] 270 15 - A Single Tree Among the Wood (a traditional poem) [linked] 272 11 - The Hills Are Alive 273 9 - Self-Referential Poem [linked] 274 1 - The Writing Process [frozen] [linked] 275 3 - ~janc/bin/simp 30 | fmt 276 33 - Perhaps from Lands Beyond the Sea [linked] 277 1 - Summertime [to be read with a Swedish accent] 278 1 - The O'er-Arching Echoes of Our Days 279 38 - Roll Call 280 27 - Dear Doctor Snord 281 10 - Petition Drive 282 26 - Lullabye 283 6 - it kan be a green but it kant be grass... 284 8 - Clean Slate 285 13 - cat 286 25 - Aphorisms that Didn't Make It 287 9 - A Great Explorer 288 9 - This is a self-referential sentence 289 324 - What Am I? (Part III) [frozen] 290 28 - Funny Jokes with a Topical Twist (Don't Forget to Laugh) 291 4 - In the Night Forest 292 8 - The Nights Were Twice as Long 293 5 - A Bird Sang in Fear 294 5 - The question is in your hands 295 15 - The Question is in your Hands. (Special Zen Edition) 296 7 - By the Edge of the Woods 297 6 - Nine White Guys 298 5 - Sammy's Song 299 18 - Turn about is fair play 300 11 - More Scum of The Earth Revealed 301 22 - When I Was a Child Learning to Write 302 18 - the best 303 12 - Average Item 304 28 - Humane Item 305 2 - Morning, Noon and Night 306 28 - another survey of the people 307 11 - Couplet 308 16 - jljl 309 50 - Boolah boolah boolah 310 2 - Watson's Critique 311 12 - Late Breaking Entertainment News 312 13 - Zippy Item 313 2 - Timed Item 314 2 - Virtual Ventriloquism - A Critical Review 315 8 - High Speed Enigma 316 8 - What Was the Last Book You Cooked? 317 22 - When You Least Expect It 318 16 - Woke Up in the Morning 319 14 - So What's the Use? 320 7 - About that elevator... 321 6 - About that elevator... 322 16 - About that elevator... 323 3 - About that elevator... 324 14 - Text Formatting Revisited 325 610 - what am i, part iv [linked] 326 12 - Happy Music [to be sung aloud] 327 8 - Ode to an Astronaut 328 3 - Lovers' Leap 329 6 - Zippy Outing Item 330 23 - This Item 331 15 - This Item 332 74 - my conversation with a serial killer 333 23 - Esthetics 334 36 - Nothing Personal 335 13 - No, It's Not Short for "Fred" 336 5 - re bop de ee bop 337 13 - A Tribute to Stephen Foster 338 46 - Exercise Your Franchise! 339 54 - A Discreet Item 340 3 - Guest Lecture 341 4 - Enigmatic Hot Tip [linked] 342 48 - Name That Tune! 343 7 - HOW TO TURN $6 INTO $42000 344 4 - Oh Ho Ye Twister of the Tongue! (repeat aloud quickly ten times) 345 5 - The Amazing Polgar (Hypnosis) 346 46 - Swoble was I ere I saw elbows [linked] 347 3 - Political Oration in an Election Year 348 4 - Hablas espanol? 349 5 - Aye I Eye 350 18 - Braile on buttons of machines 351 18 - New Item 352 21 - Baby rubbers bumber buggies. 353 4 - Gumshoe (unfinished) 354 9 - The Engima conference has been consumed. 355 6 - Caffeine soda pop and all its new permutations. 356 7 - Jocks and nerds 357 3 - Blues [to be sung aloud] 358 100 - 07:19:40 [linked] 359 5 - A Bit of CURIOSITY 360 3 - Shrugging a Person 361 10 - Ingenue vs. Gamin 362 22 - Book Item 364 1 - Crumrine the Shepherd 365 2 - I'd like to know 366 6 - Brody 367 4 - Lit 101 [linked] 368 80 - Answers to Tough Questions 369 2 - Shakespeare Is My Guiding Light, My Beacon 370 21 - Unfulfilled Ambitions Item 371 4 - A Disturbing Decline 372 18 - Eat Your Heart Out, Emily Dickinson! [linked] 373 0 - Why I like The Old School Lunch instead of Top 40 Heavy Rotation. 374 8 - Item 375 Discussion 375 13 - Item 374 Discussion 376 5 - A Riddle 377 3 - Irish jokes 378 2 - Po. 379 160 - Lynne's "I aint got no baby" Diary. 380 1 - Time travel .. 381 2 - Thailand/Hong Kong 1998 382 12 - The Day the Animals Played Football with the Humans [linked] 383 1 - Weekend Coming Up! 384 2 - On Heroes and Heroism 385 2 - Yoofra Doofra Zetgo Flum, a Gentleman of Foreign Persuasion 386 1 - y 387 0 - Back In Old School Mode. 388 6 - I have returned. 389 2 - Old becomes new again. [linked] 391 26 - The Speed of Light 392 6 - There, there, a head-check isn't so bad. 393 6 - Whatever Happened to Nick Pruswagio? 394 4 - On the Veranda 395 13 - Proposition 396 5 - Peter Snee 397 1 - In the Garden Now Rendered Hideous 398 6 - The Adventures of Healthy Huckey 399 4 - The Other Adventures of Lars McGinty 400 1 - The Utter Adventures of Ruby D. Kayam 401 0 - This Is It! 402 16 - My Fear 403 10 - Defenestration