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Grex Vomit Item 60: Disgusting insults
Entered by cyberpnk on Fri Apr 7 17:00:37 UTC 2000:

Reach down deep within the darkest part of your soul, and come up with the 
most disgusting insult you can think of. Post it here.

19 responses total.



#1 of 19 by i on Fri Apr 7 23:29:49 2000:

That "...within the darkest part of your soul....most disgusting..." is
a horribly racist thing to say.  You should be forced to take a 3-week
sensitivity training class starting tomorrow morning.


#2 of 19 by cyberpnk on Wed Apr 19 20:07:29 2000:

racist? <looks confused> How?


#3 of 19 by i on Fri Apr 21 01:34:18 2000:

[i giggles]

From one point of view, your language denigrates (word intentional)
darker colorations and lower locations - very un-PC.

From another point of view, i was doing what you asked, but insulting
*you*, breaking completely with the mood you tried to start the item
with, and greatly enjoying the satire of the situation. 

Your mother washes her hair with boysenberry yogurt! 


#4 of 19 by cyberpnk on Mon Apr 24 17:01:16 2000:

You look like something that came out of the Sphinx's nostrils!


#5 of 19 by adam1 on Mon Jun 5 04:20:29 2000:

your funny (not)


#6 of 19 by lilypad on Sat Jul 22 04:08:23 2000:

woot woot. alkaline trio rules.


#7 of 19 by prowling on Thu Jan 18 14:34:46 2001:

whats this all about?


#8 of 19 by styles on Fri Mar 9 15:31:00 2001:

pukalingus, really.


#9 of 19 by mmeader on Wed Mar 14 01:55:48 2001:

Throughout your entire life you will always be stupid, stupid, and 
stupid.  ...sounds like you have three strikes against you.


#10 of 19 by i on Sat Apr 7 12:23:01 2001:

Skunks flee at first whiff of your BO.


#11 of 19 by styles on Thu Apr 19 17:12:55 2001:

#9:  not gross.


#12 of 19 by i on Sat Apr 21 16:26:32 2001:

Medusa dropped dead when she saw you.


#13 of 19 by w88101 on Mon May 28 01:39:05 2001:

pukalingus!!! sounds like some bizzare act of indescentcy ... cunalingus I
can do but pukalingus..... nasty... lol 
(sorry about the short lol thing I have seen that it's frowned apon in here
I will do my best)


#14 of 19 by cpnmonk on Mon Jul 16 21:00:08 2001:

You sir, are the offsping of the mating of your mother and a camel, after
which event the camel shot himself out of grief for how low he had sunk.



#15 of 19 by alexpune on Wed Aug 22 20:00:48 2001:

i want you to bend over and kiss your ass.


#16 of 19 by drexel on Thu Sep 27 18:50:15 2001:

I wish you were a beer.


#17 of 19 by i on Sat Sep 29 03:09:46 2001:

(Am i missing something, or is that a relatively weak insult?) 


#18 of 19 by rlejeune on Mon Oct 15 20:00:08 2001:

It's weak, but still kind of a non-respectful thing to say to someone. 


#19 of 19 by vidar on Sat Oct 27 14:22:35 2001:

I usually find insults have more impact if the person you're insulting 
has to stand there thinking about what you said.

Granted, I haven't insulted anyone in years but . . .

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