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Grex Vomit Item 6: Alcoholic Chunks
Entered by craig on Sun Jul 4 15:54:00 UTC 1993:

Tell us about the first time you blew chunks due to drinking.

43 responses total.

#1 of 43 by vidar on Mon Jul 5 02:06:41 1993:

New Years eve 1988.  First time I tried Champagne.  I'd only finished
half the glass.  At least I got to the porcelain bus in time.
Now, however, I can hadle champagne.

#2 of 43 by aahz on Mon Jul 5 15:30:48 1993:

You can Hadle?  Hadle sounds like someone Doing the technicolor yawn

#3 of 43 by vidar on Mon Jul 5 17:23:09 1993:

Handle, You Idiot.  When someone is typing fast, sometimes they over look
their mistakes.

#4 of 43 by vidar on Mon Jul 5 17:31:38 1993:

I almost barfe once after trying to shoot that wine at my cousin's Bat 
Mizpha(sp?).  <Oh, Durn, I forgot the d.>  Damn, that stuff was sweet.

#5 of 43 by skeez on Mon Jul 5 17:37:53 1993:

Oy'Ve!!!! It's MITZVAH!!!!MITZPHA!!!! Thank you, all.

#6 of 43 by vidar on Mon Jul 5 17:40:40 1993:

You're welcome, I'm sure.

#7 of 43 by jasmine on Mon Jul 5 19:05:24 1993:

Bless you!

#8 of 43 by skeez on Wed Jul 7 16:57:13 1993:

Yes. I am Blessed. Thank you. (Skeez takes a bow! Huzzah!)

#9 of 43 by vidar on Wed Jul 7 18:47:43 1993:

Blessed by the leader of the Barney cult.

#10 of 43 by skeez on Wed Jul 7 19:00:07 1993:

BARNEY??? Everyone's fav Child-Molesting Purple Sicko???? Thought so.

#11 of 43 by vidar on Thu Jul 8 14:00:00 1993:

Javol, mein Herr!

#12 of 43 by jared on Fri Jul 9 04:58:27 1993:

Kein Deutsch.

#13 of 43 by vidar on Fri Jul 9 13:18:50 1993:

Warum?  How 'bout norsk then?

#14 of 43 by aahz on Thu Jul 15 19:24:29 1993:

If you wanna talk like that, go to the German conference, Erm yes.

#15 of 43 by jasmine on Tue Jul 20 23:37:17 1993:

Erm...  Okay?

#16 of 43 by vidar on Sun Jul 25 02:05:51 1993:

Peter, don't you mean "If I want to THINK like that"?  After all this stuff
is transfered dirrectly from our brains to the keyboard and through Grex.

#17 of 43 by aahz on Thu Jul 29 00:42:40 1993:

Erm, yes.

#18 of 43 by vidar on Thu Jul 29 14:01:39 1993:

I thought so.  What's with all this ERMing?  Where'd that bottle of schnapps
go,oh here it is. Gulp Gulp Gulp <Hic!>

#19 of 43 by jasmine on Thu Jul 29 16:43:12 1993:

Hey, I think that "Erm" is kinda cute...

#20 of 43 by aahz on Fri Jul 30 19:44:51 1993:

Why Erm, Thanks.

#21 of 43 by jasmine on Fri Jul 30 20:19:40 1993:

Well, Erm... your welcome.

#22 of 43 by bdp on Thu Aug 5 19:14:03 1993:

Erm, Gee.

#23 of 43 by jasmine on Fri Aug 6 06:28:55 1993:

GHEE!    --->  Otherwise known as clarified butter...

#24 of 43 by aahz on Tue Aug 10 16:21:47 1993:

Erm, well, uh ok.

#25 of 43 by vidar on Thu Aug 12 16:12:37 1993:

Hitler he only had one ball-
Whoops, sorry, wrong conference.

#26 of 43 by aahz on Thu Aug 19 22:39:00 1993:

Erm, vas?

#27 of 43 by bdp on Wed Aug 25 04:29:29 1993:

Erm, CLARIFIED BUTTER!

#28 of 43 by tpryan on Tue Aug 31 22:22:07 1993:

I was awarded the "Hobert Heaver" award by my housemates at college,
aa bear bottle with multi-collored wax dripped onto it..looked like
it had been spewed upon.  It was mine until the next house victim
deserved it.  I did go on to win the "PDQ Pint" and the "Beethoven's
Fifth" for execllence in becomming a drunk by those housemates.

#29 of 43 by vidar on Fri Sep 3 23:55:57 1993:

Vidar takes out a Bastard sword.  Holding the blunt end, he drives it through
his heart.  Gee, that was fun.

#30 of 43 by vidar on Fri Apr 15 18:46:19 1994:

I have murdered this item.  I am victorius!

#31 of 43 by randall on Fri Apr 15 23:42:13 1994:

Bravo!

#32 of 43 by vidar on Sat Apr 16 00:30:04 1994:

<vidar puts his right foot on the buttocks of this item, and raises his sword
to the eyes of the ammused , screaming crowd.  Money is thrown down to vidar>

#33 of 43 by sjswaan on Sat May 21 01:07:58 1994:

Dear Vidar: I thionk I'm going to , Erm, vomit on you.

#34 of 43 by orinoco on Thu Sep 15 22:58:15 1994:

what the heck is this erm thing?!

#35 of 43 by fraizer on Fri Nov 18 22:32:35 1994:

New Year's Eve 1993. What didn't I drink. Mixed it all with everthing else.
I puked in the snow, I puked on a barn, I puked in someone's mom's antique
wooden bowl, I puked in a chair, and yes I even managed to puke in the 
toilet once. It was that nasty chewy chunks puke. Like you're puking up
most of your vital organs.

Memories...

#36 of 43 by ecaceres on Thu Mar 16 07:19:52 1995:

in my school graduation . i was drinking my second glas of piscosour... then i
dont remeber nothig else than my shirt was wet.  some one told me that i pucked
in my own glas of "pisco sour".

#37 of 43 by toking on Sat May 20 09:17:31 1995:

I was twelve..just stole a fifth of jose from my brother...
drank the whole damn thing dow at the bridge behind McDonalds,
went home and puked about ten times...left it there for a week befgot to me

#38 of 43 by phreakus on Sat May 20 19:06:19 1995:

Erm....okay...'scuse me ....<hURRRkkkk>

#39 of 43 by bjorn on Sun Oct 8 03:57:16 1995:

This whole conference=erm, drift.