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Grex Vomit Item 37: TFJ--The Fart Journal!!! [frozen]
Entered by tom67 on Fri Oct 14 17:30:15 UTC 1994:

Welcome to TFJ--the fart journal, where something stinks around here.
---Remember, you can stand your friends, you can stand your farts,  but you
can't stand your friends farts!

6 responses total.

#1 of 6 by tom67 on Fri Oct 14 17:35:39 1994:

Fart #1 by Heidi Noyes (yes that's her real name!)
The Period Fart:
The only fart with a rotating schedule since it can only happen every 28
days during a woman's menstrual cycle.  Fairly Harmless Odor.  Vicious
gurgle seein' how it must pass through a bubbling stream of bloodclots

caked on a maxi-pad.  Fairly disconcerting to the farter but not anyone else.

#2 of 6 by tom67 on Fri Oct 14 17:39:12 1994:

Fart #2 also by Heidi Noyes (still her real name!)
Hemorrhoid Fart:
a sharp, burning fart which tears the flesh.  Rancid Smelling.  Out of 
control as is usually the case with a hemorrhoid-infected a**.  Usually Loud
Usually Long.  Can squirt blood if powerful enough.

#3 of 6 by cyberpnk on Sat Oct 15 17:30:13 1994:

The Bill Clinton Fart:'But I didn't inhale...'

#4 of 6 by tom67 on Mon Nov 21 16:46:49 1994:

Fart #3 by Thomas Allen Hendricks and Sam Markewich
House-Theatre Fart
a silent, deadly fart which lingers throughout a performance given in a
small space.  no one (except the farter, of course) including all performers
and audience members is safe from this one!

#5 of 6 by cyberpnk on Tue Jan 3 21:56:48 1995:

Fartvergnugen: the pleasure of breaking wind
A royal Egyptian passing gas is a toot uncommon
Fartfignewton: Cookie Flatulence
German for constipation: Farfrompoopin!

#6 of 6 by tom67 on Mon Apr 3 23:47:40 1995:

...I think we'll *end* on that *note*  :-{)>

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