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While some of you have been investigating the boot-shaped chicken
mc-nugget conspiracy, I have been busy investigating the great powers of
brown acorns with absolutely no green spots, which moo already knows about
The first sign of the conspiracy was a sudden, concerted intrest in the
waterfront at camp sara grindley. after much deep thought, moo and i decided
that the only reason for this would be that someone had brainwashed several
key campers to avoid the forest at all costs, the farthest point from the
forest being the waterfront. as the first universal church of barney has
revealed to me, the great purple being is the sign of all love in the
universe, but only the most malignant power in the universe would dare
brainwash such large quantities of campers. but, as well as purple, the great
being has large quantities of green, and thus the malignant powers must
be free of all green! finally, the solution came to me--it was the acorns.
the acorns of camp sara grindley were attempting to wrest control of the world
from barney (obviously in alliance with mr. rogers). the only solution was
to stockpile acorns. and so, i call upon all faithful members of fucb to
gather acorns, as many as possible, and store them in their jacket pocket until
they rot!
note--since the presence of green would indicate a presence, however small, of
barney, only pure brown acorns are of intrest to us.
another note--the killer death yodel of the acorn tribe is also being
investigated in the meantime, i suggest complete abstinence from the song
'twinkle twinkle little star'. note again--all acorn caps are exempt from
punishment
DADA LIVES!!!!!!
--Orinoco
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It's all Britain Woodman's fault! How dare he turn 20!
It was the communists .. <drool drool>
Britian is 20? He acts about 12....
Hmm, aroun me he usually acted about 5. But yes, he is 20.
But there's more! I have finally made progress on the matter of the killer death yodel of the acor acorn clan! it's very simple--the acorns are slowly changing the pitch of your modem noises, trying to find one that will drive you out of your mind. when they do, they will record it on a tape, sell it to tower records, and call it a newly discovered piece by john cage. when DADA lovers buy the tape, theye sou sound will drive them insane, and with the DADA lovers gone, nobody will be strange enough to question the integrity of acorns, and they will infiltrate our government! PS--no, vishnu, it wasn't the communists. Confidential to AMC--twinkle twinkle little star was just a front! --orinoco
Dough.
No, it wasn't the dough either, vidar. Sorry for calling you vishnu, unless you really are vishnu, in which case, sorry for calling you vidar.
You called vishnu vidar, I find it hard to believe you could do something so insolent. I still think jasmine gives Britain 7 more years credit in maturity than he is due. Or else it is just 5 more, I think acting 7 would be a good estimate.
re#7: huh?!
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Vishnu ---/---- Vidar
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I hope that worked.
You mean one of you is named vishnu, and one is vidar. you're confusing me! /-----------\ / o \ \ | -_ | | \ o / / \-----------/ <orinoco feels mortified at his last, pitiful, attempt at making a smiley> <orinoco feels mortified at his last, pitiful, attempt at making a party noise>
Yeah. That equals sign with a lign through it means does not equal.
fish
Where? There isn't any good place to fish around Ann Arbor.
For consumatics?
shut up.
Ok, so one of you is vidar and one of you is vishnu? this is more than I can handle!
Yes. vishnu and I are two different ethereal entities...
I am a god of the dance of life; a god that destroys so that there may be life.
hi.
<vidar spanks drifters with his left arm this time.>
tastes like tofu.
Tastes like the the rotting chincken that I found in a the giant vortex while
recently visiting the astral plane. Ewwww
-- :-) Moo
Beautiful, I couldn't have said it better myself if I say myself do so!
double *yawn*
<vidar apologizes to jasmine>
tastes like tempeh.
well, why don't we just rename this .cf "tastes like chicken", if that's all we're going to talk about
Well. why not? That would suck.
I did *not* say tastes like chicken... I said tastes like tempeh.
Tastes like chicken.
Everybody who thinks vishnu should be mailed third class to argentina, and spit on daily by a specially trained llama say "aye"
No! Send his to the Frech Legal Delegate for Roeschter!
Find with me.
Find what with you?
Find some water with me. I'm a divining vishnu.
Okay... I'm not going to touch that one.
I'm lookinng for a car.
What Colour?
vomit colored, what elst?
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