==> THE BOOT SHAPED CHICKEN MCNUGGET CONSPIRACY REVEALED AT LONG LAST! <==

        yes, I have solved it.  The conspiracy!  It explains it all!

The main man in the plot was Cecil Frough, the school psychologist at Tappan!
He got togeather on may 14 of 1991 with the guy from Cypress Hill who never
says anything and has the funky braded beard.  The talked via an international
(and very top seceret) fiber optical link from Finland to Ann arbor.  They 
planned for hours.  Later the funky beard man, who I will call #2376 reported
to the record studio in NY city to record BLACK SUNDAY.  After the song Insane
in the Brain was recorded he sat dwon at the editing board and entered the ever
lasting and annoying "scree" that repeats in the background!  He also mixed 
this satanic message into RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE.  Now, whenever anybody 
hears these songs they are programed to hate barney.  But, after a bit of 
research I found out that Cecil is not just your ordinary Mad ambitious Child
psychologist!  He was actually MR. ROGERS!  Togeather cecil (actually Mr. 
Rogers, and #2376 hatched this plot and accomplished it.  Now they have created
 barney haters accross the country.  But, the real affect of this is on Africa.
THIS ALL EXPLAINS WHY AFRICA IS SHAPED LIKE A BOOT-SHAPED CHICKEN MCNUGGET!
AHH, HA!  Now I have figured them all out, their little plan is over!  or is it
?  For, they have moved to Malaysia where they are planning the next step in
the boot shaped chicken McNugget conspiracy!  Watch out!  TOAD TOAD TOAD!




























thank you, if that was not the most beautiful example of pointlessness you have
ever seen mail me and we will discuss it!  ziggy@cyberspace.org!

125 responses total.

I am very stupid and deranged.

Everybody wants to rule the world.

With a nuclear pickle!

I repeat I am stupid.

No, that is not right, for Boot Shaped Chicken McNuggets existed long before
that.
The answer, of course, is fish.

No, the answer is always "Uff Da"

Music, Sex, and cookies.

Sounds good to me... pez would be nice, too, tho.

I'll take coffee, stupid jokes, and country music for 1000, Alex.

wAiTER! tHerE is a FlY In mY pEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Both.

What is The end of __________ and ____________'s carrer is death?

Neither?

Vidar is _________ and ___________.

Vidar is godly and pez-like.

I like to drink kool-aid and snort ________.

Sugar!

vishnu is _____________ and __________.

naughty & fugly

re#6: no, the answer is FISH!!! and I have proof.

Uff Da.

Re#19: You're wrong, you poopoo head!

Well at any rate, it doesn't have anything to do with the Lord of Evil,
Barney.

prove it, Blork!!!

Fish is probably somewhere near it, tho.

Uff Da.

!aD ffU

!daeh oopoop a er'uoY

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<vidar spanks vishnu>

<vishnu cries>

<ziggy feels vishnu's pain and cries.

FISH IS THE ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me and ziggy have finally uncovered more, of what is one of the largest 
cover-ups since Nixon or Kennedy.
        In the House of pain video 'Jump Around' we see Cecil Fraugh as
a kid playing the bagpipes, and making the same funky noise as in 'Rage
against the Machine' and 'Cypress Hill'. In the video you see the band
wearing lots of Boston Celtics outfits. WHY? Because of Reggie Lewis.
Reggie Lewis had played a key role in the boot-shaped chicken McNugget
conspiracy, because when back in '82 he heard that old song "867-5309
Jenn" he called the number and asked for Jenny. On the other end of the
phone line was Cecil Fraugh. Jenny had been the password to get into the
secret line. When Fraugh knew that Lewis had found out the number he
said he must get him on his side. He did so quickly. THen Reggie Lewis
became one of the main men in the chicken McNugget conspiracy, but when
talking to his wife about there kids in the summer of '92 he decided to
get out of it while he was still alive. That summer Reggie Lewis would
be murdered by Cecil Fraugh's hitmen, and then they would make it look
like a car crash. That is all we know at this present point in time.
        Shaymu has a good point that fish may be the key, I'll have
to look into that with ziggy.

Ziggy's not the authority on the conspiracy.  Actually, he
didn't even know about it till I alerted him of its presence.
It was originally noticed by me and Aemilia Scott.

Bite me.

good point vish, but he has done the most research into it. However,
you probably played the key role in uncovering the conspiracy. Thank
you vish!

<vidar spanks odie's butt off>

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