What's going on here?

70 responses total.

We're supposed to be talking about anything related to vomit.  Personally,
I find this conference an insult to anybody on this system's intelligence.
Quite a bile subject we're discussing.

Alllllll right vomit anarchy, chaos, what all hail
dischordia. I think I sBob Dobs last week in Borders. He was
looking at a repair manual for a 72 VW Beetle (if you have to ask you'll
never know). Give me$25.00 orill me. peaking of VOMIT, you'll

have seen repo man, right? Best vomit sean in cinematic history for my
money. All hail the Sub-Genuis, over and out.

Please don't hurl.

I'm not, I'm spewing!

If you blow chunks on your keyboard, you'll probably have trouble reading the
letters

No way.

Ditto.   

What about the Monty Python sketch where the police investigate a
confectioner who sells such delights as "Spring Surprise" featuring a
coiled steel spring that punctures both cheeks and another delightful
bon bon containing lark's vomit.  After eating one, officer Clitoris
then heaves up into his helmet.  Emilio Estevez heaving over a bridge
abutment really is small potatoes in comparison.  Oh, and we can't
forget all those delightful anti-drug movies we were shown back in
junior high.  Especially those scenes where they get a nice close up
of some junkie in a tenement stairwell just as he's coughing up whatever
meager meal he's scored in the previous day, along with a fistful of
white-crosses and bennies (these are OLD films we're talking here).
But if you have any better vomit memories prehaps we can share them
here?  Projectile vomiting in the sixth grade?  Longest session 
worshipping the great porcelain god?  Famous flu stories?

All hail the god of porcelian!

Hmm, how about barfing up more blood than flowed out of my arm when I
accidently stabbed myself with my butterfly knife.  Vomiting up blood is always
interesting...

On a number of occaisions, while travelling in the Third World, I have been so
violently ill that I was sweating and exhausted from the effort.

And then there was the time I puked right after I had taken Pepto Bismol and
right before we were supposed to go on a game run.  I staggered from the lodge,
spewed a bright pink froth, and walked calmly into the van.  Our driver's eyes
got as big as saucers and he said, "He's going???"

On that trip, my sister managed to spread a rather nasty flu virus, first 
through our van and then through the entire tour group.  Those of us in the 
first van took to referring to ourselves as "The Barf Patrol."  We have all 
taken British colonial personas and still keep in touch.

Watch out for the "Vomit Police."

I think this whole vomit conference is really immature.  Not that I have
anything against vomit, but this real is a vile subject.  Couldn't we come up
with  something better to talk about?

If you don't like it, you don't have to join, sir.

I only really joind this conference to see what was going on.  Seems to me like
a lot of immaturity.   That's sort of what I expected to come from a vomit 
conference.  That and a lot of pre-eaten food.  I think I'm going to hurl in
someones face.  No wait, that would be rude.  I think I'll just spew all over
the monitor.

Thanks.

to recapitulate dylan: I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
to recapitulate cooper: don't talk old to me
to recapitulate the last time I heaved:  I beleive I had unintentionally
mixed a rasperberry eye-opener and beer.  My house guests were exceptionally
mortified and quickly dispersed.  How would Ms Manners have dealt with this?

R#8:  I didn't vomit in any bon bon!!!

:)

Oh sorry, I did that.

So, what kinds of food do you people think is the most fun to hurl?

Pasta with extra sauce

Hey, cool the gross conversation, okay?  I'm eating my dinner!

Hey, maybe there shoud be a warning when you join Vomit, "May be unsuit able
during meals.  How'z about it?

How 'bout we put that in all CAPS?

Sounds good to me.

The Barfatorium: n; 1.This Conference  2.Any place one vomits in.
 
Watch out for that Lutefisk, I just puked on it.

If it's lutefisk, so what?

I don't know about the rest of Norway, but I for one like lutefisk.

Finger lickin' good!

Vomit KFC?  Yuck!

Okay, how about Mmmmm, Mmmmm good?

Ugh! This is one D-MEN-TED Conference. Blahhargh! (I vomit for, poor souls.)

Ugh! I read this conference and think: I'm going to go drive the porcelain bus,
now........

Hey Bjorn, If you don't like it, Why'd you join (He puzzles me like none other)

Hey,aahz, "blow chunks" is dead, along with "not"......Try "exhale chunder"

"Woo Woo," said Ethan.

I joind for the Halibut!

Disgusting!  I just puked in my Great Helm.
How do I clean my armour?

Ugh! Drugs make me vomit! I'm sick of this! drug this, Scourge that, Everytime
i try to watch some t.v., I Get some sorry-ass drug crap! I even saw Michael J.
fox talking about drugs! I HADDA THROW UP THREE TIMES!!!

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