Grex Vomit Conference

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Grex Vomit Item 14: Chunks on wheels
Entered by md on Wed Aug 4 19:11:52 UTC 1993:

Once when I was a teenager I was sitting in the back seat of the car
next to my little sister, who got carsick a lot.  She started crying
and yelled, "I'm gonna be sick to my stomach!"  For reasons I don't
understand to this day, I unthinkingly cupped my hands in front of
her so she'd have some place to do it.  And she did it.  So there I
was, sitting there with cupped hands full to overflowing with my
little sister's vomit, and mom in the front seat screaming at me not
to spill any until dad pulled the car over.  We were on the Massachusetts
Turnpike up in the Berkshires at the time, and it took my dad forever
to find a spot to pull over in.  Then I had to wait for him to come around and
open the door for me.  Pretty awful.

Then there's the friend of mine who got sick in his brand new Corvette
and turned to puke out the window, forgetting that he'd rolled it up
five minutes earlier.  It bounced off the window and came back into
the car, all over him and all over the 'Vette's leather interior.

Then there was...   No, your turn.

45 responses total.

#1 of 45 by vidar on Thu Aug 12 18:12:08 1993:

I'm sorry to say I have never experienced motion sickness.

#2 of 45 by remmers on Thu Aug 12 19:58:07 1993:

I was severely prone to motion sickness as a child.  On trips, my parents
would have to stop frequently so I could get out and do my thing.  
Eventually they found that I was much less likely to get sick if I was
riding in the front seat.  From then on I always got to ride in front
on car trips, which I considered to be a mark of status.

#3 of 45 by skeez on Fri Aug 13 15:45:46 1993:

I used to, I'd be sick, But never throw up.....

#4 of 45 by vidar on Sun Aug 15 16:00:39 1993:

How odd.  Usually motion sickness always leads to vomiting.

#5 of 45 by aahz on Thu Aug 19 22:42:34 1993:

In the summer, in Virginia's countrysides, it's very easy to get motion sick,
up & down and very hot.

#6 of 45 by vidar on Sat Aug 28 23:41:44 1993:

Not for me, it just bored me and lulled me into leaning on the guy next to me.

#7 of 45 by craig on Sun Sep 12 15:35:07 1993:

I hate riding in the back of a car.  I always get sick.
When I was young, I tried all sorts of "remedies", including staring
straight ahead, straight behind, at the back of my Mom's head... 
moving my feet back and forth to try to "trick" my mind into thinking
I was moving.... that one kinda worked... mostly because I was looking
at my feet on the floor, I suppose.  The only one that really worked,
however, was going to sleep.

#8 of 45 by vidar on Sun Sep 12 18:23:22 1993:

Sleep?  SLEEP?  What kind of maniac are you?!!!

#9 of 45 by orinoco on Wed Mar 9 21:34:09 1994:

as long as i don't read in the car, i'm fine.
i did, however, get vomited on by moo's little sister.

#10 of 45 by vidar on Thu Mar 10 00:42:55 1994:

Hit her!

#11 of 45 by vishnu on Thu Mar 10 01:47:57 1994:

With a running chainsaw!

#12 of 45 by ziggy on Thu Mar 10 21:00:30 1994:

Named george.

#13 of 45 by vidar on Thu Mar 10 21:45:54 1994:

<vidar
's arms are getting tired with all these spankings he has to give people.>
<vidar spanks vishnu & ziggy>

#14 of 45 by ziggy on Fri Mar 11 02:45:08 1994:

Can you do anytig but actions?

#15 of 45 by vidar on Fri Mar 11 14:43:31 1994:

Yes, you poopoo head!

#16 of 45 by ziggy on Fri Mar 11 15:32:45 1994:

Okay you headheadpoo!

#17 of 45 by vishnu on Fri Mar 11 18:52:52 1994:

Is that like head cheese?

#18 of 45 by vidar on Fri Mar 11 22:35:11 1994:

Me not know.

#19 of 45 by vishnu on Sat Mar 12 11:36:40 1994:

You seem not to know a lot these days, vidar ol' boy..

#20 of 45 by vidar on Sat Mar 12 16:31:06 1994:

Shup!

#21 of 45 by vishnu on Sat Mar 12 21:13:34 1994:

Okemlord.

#22 of 45 by ziggy on Sun Mar 13 03:58:33 1994:

Bjorn is /<ewl.

#23 of 45 by vidar on Sun Mar 13 13:20:19 1994:

<vidar hugs vishnu & ziggy REAL hard, till their eyeballs bug out>

#24 of 45 by vishnu on Tue Mar 15 12:34:26 1994:

My eyeballs are hairy.

#25 of 45 by orinoco on Wed Mar 16 00:12:43 1994:

<orinoco hits moo's sister with a running chainsaw named george>

#26 of 45 by ziggy on Sat Mar 26 22:08:25 1994:

<ziggy hits orinoco with a small giraffe named bilbo who used to be a post box>

#27 of 45 by vidar on Sat Mar 26 23:59:29 1994:

o kay....

#28 of 45 by ziggy on Sun Mar 27 22:15:01 1994:

That wad happi!

#29 of 45 by vidar on Mon Mar 28 00:53:23 1994:

<vidar wonders how ziggy, not being at kami's on Fri, managed to get drunk>

#30 of 45 by ziggy on Tue Apr 5 23:12:40 1994:

<did you get drunk at kami's?>

#31 of 45 by vidar on Wed Apr 6 02:11:44 1994:

Sort of.  I didn't have enough Ale to get drunk, but I got drunk from 
tiredness.

#32 of 45 by jasmine on Fri Apr 29 19:45:52 1994:

<jasmine gives vidar the spanking of his life>

#33 of 45 by vidar on Sat Apr 30 03:17:24 1994:

Ow!  Don't hit the caneing scars!

#34 of 45 by vidar on Sat Apr 30 03:32:25 1994:

With my pants down?

#35 of 45 by jasmine on Thu May 19 06:01:07 1994:

You would like that too much!

#36 of 45 by vidar on Thu May 19 21:26:19 1994:

Only an addle-coved dustman would tell me that, barmy!

#37 of 45 by sjswaan on Sat May 21 01:36:29 1994:

'Scuse me, but shouldn't we be talking about 
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(P.S. did I screw up that picture? It looked like it but I have a wierd
computer.)

#38 of 45 by vishnu on Sat May 21 01:55:44 1994:

No!  THIS CONFERENCE IS NOT REALLY
ABOUT VOMIT!  GET IT THROUGH YOUR
HEAD!  IT'S ABOUT LIFE!

#39 of 45 by vidar on Sat May 21 01:56:02 1994:

Listen, leatherhead, the joke was funny the first time but it's dead now.
There are some people I'd like to see get scragged or put in the dead book,
and you're one of them.