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Grex Test Item 181: The nonexsisting item
Entered by snowth on Fri Aug 1 05:02:08 UTC 1997:

There is no me.

I do not exsist.

There used to be a me.

But I had it surgically removed.

8 responses total.

#1 of 8 by remmers on Fri Aug 1 12:55:55 1997:

This is a job for Ghostbusters!

#2 of 8 by snowth on Mon Aug 4 03:16:41 1997:

gostbusters now surgically removes "me"s? How much? Will they remove other
people's "me"s? (My grandma has far to much "me" for her own good.) Can you
get rid of just part of a "me"? If I have a faulty "me" can I take it back
and get a refund? Can I? Can I? Please? Please?

#3 of 8 by orinoco on Sat Aug 9 15:32:30 1997:

Would this be known as an identity crisis, perhaps?
Can you have an identity crisis with someone else's identity?

#4 of 8 by snowth on Mon Aug 11 01:33:21 1997:

Only if you get a permit from the government

#5 of 8 by orinoco on Mon Aug 11 17:03:39 1997:

Excuse me, sir, can you spare an identity?

#6 of 8 by remmers on Mon Aug 11 17:15:05 1997:

That seems impossible, kinda by definition.

#7 of 8 by lee on Sun Sep 7 05:56:17 1997:

Who are you? What do you want?

#8 of 8 by orinoco on Sun Sep 7 18:27:18 1997:

I'm not.  And hence, I don't.

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