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Entered by remmers on Fri Mar 21 00:57:43 UTC 1997:

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#1 of 30 by remmers on Fri Mar 21 00:58:09 1997:

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#2 of 30 by remmers on Fri Mar 21 11:26:16 1997:

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Noooo....

#3 of 30 by lee on Sat Mar 22 03:21:13 1997:

Welcome to Grex!  It gets easier! (tm)

(Well, what else was I supposed to say? :)

#4 of 30 by orinoco on Sat Mar 22 18:17:17 1997:

<orinoco looks at remmers oddly, and wonders what he's up to>

#5 of 30 by valerie on Sat Mar 22 22:29:24 1997:

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#6 of 30 by orinoco on Sun Mar 23 17:44:52 1997:

Yeah...a real live test...in the test conference even...imagine...

#7 of 30 by remmers on Sun Mar 23 22:55:44 1997:

I am regressing to my childhood.
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#8 of 30 by lee on Mon Mar 24 00:52:54 1997:

You mean you actually left your childhood at some point?
<lee boggles at the concept of growing up>

#9 of 30 by valerie on Mon Mar 24 16:23:13 1997:

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#10 of 30 by orinoco on Fri Mar 28 21:44:03 1997:

He's testing our faith.

#11 of 30 by lee on Sat Mar 29 00:56:56 1997:

Well where else should that be done besides in the test conference?

#12 of 30 by remmers on Sat Mar 29 16:26:28 1997:

I find that my faith is tested at every turn, the object of
scorn and ridicule from all sides.

Perhaps this is because I believe in the Great Pumpkin...

#13 of 30 by lee on Sun Mar 30 00:22:29 1997:

Is this Great Pumpkin related to the pumpkin where grex is located?

#14 of 30 by remmers on Sun Mar 30 13:20:31 1997:

Yes!

#15 of 30 by lee on Mon Mar 31 02:25:01 1997:

So what do you believe about the Great Pumpkin?
What do you believe it will do?

#16 of 30 by remmers on Mon Mar 31 12:59:01 1997:

Um, you mean specifically? I dunno, but whatever it is, I'm sure
it will be the Right Thing.

#17 of 30 by orinoco on Tue Apr 1 03:40:00 1997:

<An angel of light descends from the heavens, bathed in an orange glow, and
hands two tablets to lee bearing the words of the Great Pumpkin's ghostwriter>

#18 of 30 by lee on Wed Apr 2 03:24:26 1997:


Ghostwriter?  Like the t.v. show?
<lee examines the tablets>
1) Carve a face into the pumpkin
2) Put a candle inside.
3) Place on your office desk.
4) Buy a tape of spooky music.
5) Play said tape any time anyone asks about the pumpkin.
6) Say "The Force of the Pumpkin is with you" as they leave.
<lee scratches her head>
this part is blurred... what does it say?

#19 of 30 by remmers on Wed Apr 2 08:44:36 1997:

7) Picket stores that sell canned pumpkins.

#20 of 30 by orinoco on Wed Apr 2 19:07:01 1997:

8) Refuse to eat pumpkin pie, and if anyone asks why, rant about the injustice
and cruelty that pumpkins must suffer, and demand that they have a right to
roam free.
9) When nobody's looking, take a slice of the pie anyway.

#21 of 30 by lee on Thu Apr 3 02:20:22 1997:

10) Say hello to every pumpkin you see, regardless of how many are
lined up to be sold in the supermarket.

#22 of 30 by remmers on Fri Apr 4 17:36:37 1997:

11) Agitate for a Constitutional amendment permitting silent
    "pumpkin moments" in public schools.

#23 of 30 by lee on Fri Apr 4 23:44:41 1997:

12) Upon graduation, give each graduate a pumpkin as well as a diploma.

#24 of 30 by mary on Fri Apr 4 23:57:52 1997:

13: Do the right thing and start a free-range pumpkin farm.

#25 of 30 by lee on Sun Apr 6 00:02:18 1997:

14) Instead of growing flowers, place pumpkins in front of your home.
15) Instead of the average pets, have some pumpkins as pets.

#26 of 30 by orinoco on Sun Apr 6 00:46:54 1997:

16) Torture other fruits and vegetables until they repent of their evil ways
    and become orange and squishy.

#27 of 30 by lee on Mon Apr 7 00:29:14 1997:

17) Pick a day of the year to christen "Annual Pumpkin Day" and
make all your friends celebrate it with you by lighting fireworks.

(how do you torture fruits and vegetables?)

#28 of 30 by orinoco on Mon Apr 7 01:34:51 1997:

(threaten to turn them over to Gerber)

#29 of 30 by lee on Wed Apr 9 02:52:46 1997:

(ahh, compris)
Does our Great Pumpkin have a name, besides the Great Pumpkin?

#30 of 30 by orinoco on Sun Apr 13 14:07:31 1997:

It does, but if mere mortals like us could pronounce it we'd spontaneously
combust, so they took out all the vowels.  Then, just to be safe, they took
out all the consonants too, so now the Great Pumpkin's name is "    ".

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