And then there's fun and illegal things to do with your computer.
Anyone got any?

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SHouldn't this go on Cyberpunk??

        What about Chippermunk?

Or Chunky Monk!

Drift two three four, drift two three four etc.

Yup.....

Once again, thank you eldrich.

Spunky Drunk!

well, if you're modeming somebody, you could like hook up a storng electrical
current to the phone line, and, with any luck, the other persons modem will
explode! \.

Yes!!! exploding modems are fun!!!

You could always set your modem to call someone when they are not home and
leave a bunch of modem noises on their answering machine. Then you could go
over to their house and beat the crap out of them if they don't return your
calls!

Ooo!  I gotta try that one...
Not terribly illegal, except for the 'beating the crap out of them' part.

Well aren't we getting a bit visous here.{

no we aren't. and whats the blinking control ?

I don't know my modems a little screwy

Hi, peoples!! You're forgetting about making a bunch of blank mail on someone's
computer!! That's fun too!! ?

No, just send 'em one reeeeeeeally long letter!

Well, I guess so but that takes too long. Besides, they might actually find
some of it interesting.

and what fun would that be?

i don't know, some people find interest in boring things.

Yup

Thank you Jon! Now What if....                                                 
    <a fiendish smile crosse the plorkified one's face>

and jon procedes to give him a knuckle sandwich

<plork ducks and yells "there can only be one!!!!" and chops kain's head off
with a sword before he can do anything, he's dead>

<kain quickly grows a head then lets loose a wookie war cry and pulls off
plorks arms!

<shouts at the sky "be healed" and then kain explodes and is IRREVOKEABLY
DEAD!!!!>

this is hard

Kain comes back in the form or a god and kills plork, (killing Kain only makes
him stronger!)

Orinoco dives in headfirst, and, screaming incomprehensibly, applies linguine
to everybody present.

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What was the subject of this again i got side tracked :)

fun and Illegal things to do with your computer

Orinoco secretly stashes spaghetti sauce in an old 128K mac.  (He also needs
software that might run on one, BTW)

<kain laughs really hard>

<plork is invincible so kain and him decide to make up and be buddeeez>

How about altering someone's AUTOEXEC.BAT file to restart itself endlessly
when the machine is booted?

Jon is overly invincible so he's not going to say anything in the future about
what plork does!

Orinoco pummels phreakus for getting back on track...

Setzer realizes all the fun that he's been missing and decides to join the
little party/world war that has started.  He quickly pulls out a razor sharpace
of spades and throws it at full force into the crowd.  He then whips out a
small nuclear bomb that he has constructed in his spare time and ignites it,
blowing everyone to kingdom come.  After the dust clears, he attempts to make
friends with the band of killers and invites them out to dinner.

Setzer is a very cool character in FF3

Meanwhile, orinoco boots any possible discussion of FF3 off teh the rpg .cf

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