Gather 'round, boys and girls, and let grandpa tell you 'bout the way our
city was born.  Y'see, Smiley wasn't always the gee-golly-gosh-darn dag-nabbit
wonderful place it is t'day.  We old'ns had to *fight* for our freedom t'smile,
Why in my day, we walked fourty miles to school.  In hail.  With hailstones the
size of wombats.  And that was in the summer!


So let's all tell the story of the good old days of Smiley.  When somebody
leaves off, let the next person take over.  And may fate smile upon you.

121 responses total.

I'll begin.

Long, long ago, in a town called Smiley, King Austafueden (that's me!) ruled
the people with a firm and just hand.  Unfortunately, his hand may have been
fine, but his toes were corrupt, his eyebrows were sadistic, and his ears had
an irrational fear of tractors.
Then, one morning...

The cry came ringing out
"LLAND HO!"

And there, on the horizon, llegions of llama llovers llowered themselves from
their boat.  They had come to hunt the llegendary llama of Smiley!  
However, when no sufficiently llarge llama was found, they went after
the innocent townsfolk of Smiley instead!  What could be done??

Now the llegions of llama llovers were know from the eye of terror to the Siam 
Han Craftworld, were I'm from but, I won't get into my history now, that no
imp-ortant now. At any rate the llegions of llama llovers were know f sadistic
hate of all contrys where no very llarge llama could be found and for that
matter the people that lived their. Things looked bad for the people of smiley,
but when all looked worst up step   the warrior of Austafueden, hero of the
people... ELDRICH (that was me but I -s much younger then)! Fire was in
Eldrich's eyes as he drew his witchblade and his rod of lightning   and sprang
into the mitst of the llama lovers! Rasing his blade above his head he...

Tripped over a piece of llama dropping and fell.  Yes!  Llama dropping!
And so townsfolk, llama llovers, and people who accidentally reverse their
initials all went out in search of the llost llama of smiley!

Llovin' it!

The llost llama was llast seen in a secret llocation.  The llad who had
llast seen it would not lloosen his llips and tel al.

Suddenly a man with a crowbar, wrenched the lads mouth open and all was said
...

Unfortunately, the grand high beaurocrat in charge of maintaining the
smoke-to-air ratio in our official smoke-filled back room had declared December
8th national earmuff appreciation week, and ran through town, clamping shut the
ears of the townsfolk, and nobody heard where the llama was, except for...

Llord Llawrence! He...

started to jump up and down shouting the llama, the llama (also mixing in 
subliminal massages of "j zone" too)!

Unfortunately, j zone doesn't work from a Respond or pass? prompt, thus causeg
the populace of smiley to become chronically muddled, untill...

The grand high shrink of Austafueden rode into town on <gasp> a llama,
but before she would give it up, she demanded to psychoanalyse everybody
at the low cost of...

$999.95 an hour.  Finally, the citizens coughed up the dough, and...

but the pschoanalyst said that did not include tax so...

The citizens shipped him off to the torture chamber, but by now had forgotten
what the plot was so...

Decided to start a new one. He said that she would challenge anyone to defeat n
evil power known only as J.O.E. with a bannanna cream pie. Only one person
could stand up to this challenge, and his name was....

JorJ!!!!!!..

He rode into town On Llarimores lloveable llama that lloved lloretta, and
lliked Llisa. He also llasted the llongest in the Llicking Llanes of
Llouisianna, In the llast event of the llatest ollympics. Jorje picked up a pie
and said "........

J.O.E then preceded to say, ",,,,,,,,,,,,"
To which JorJ responded, ".,.,.,.,!?.,.,.?.,.,.,.,.!@"

After which J.O.E. was moved to exclaim, "By JorJ!"  All of the Llovable
Llamas...

.....llicked the llast in lline for the allter. He was thirsty so drank some
Lliquid hydrogen, and llost his llustful llaces of LLsd Llinguine. He then
decided to ........

;

take a water break

Unfortunately, the watering hole had been invaded by...

llama eating llouses!

who, llicking their llips, proceded to...

create the smile confrence and ask Orin to FW it!

Which he did.  Eventually they got around to reading the "local history"
item, and died of infinite regress.  Meanwhile, in Iowa...

THere was a group of people called the porcupine punchers (ouch?)  THey did
this for fun because........

 They, like all of us were mentally disturbed enogh to be reading this item so
 they....

Dimply did this for fun!!

Eventually, though, they ran out of dimples, and so decided to get some
plastic surgery, but when they got to the hospital...

there was noone on duty, so.......

They decided to hold a vote to see if it should be spelled noone or no-one.

Noone said the procupine

No-one said the agilator
Noone said the Wallayb
Noone said the panad

While all this was going on and everyone was arguing back with the llamas...

there was also massive dabate going on, because...

It just felt like happening

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