what about this one?
he he he :)



We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,
where  :) means a smile and :( is a frown. 
Sometimes these are represented by :-)
and  :-( respectively.  
Well, how about some "asscons"?

Here goes:

 (_!_)      a regular ass

 (__!__)    a fat ass

 (!)        a tight ass

 (_._)      a flat ass

 (_^_)      a bubble ass

 (_*_)      a sore ass

 (_!__)     a lop-sided ass

 {_!_}      a swishy ass

 (_o_)      an ass that's been around

 (_O_)     an ass that's been around even more

 (_x_)     kiss my ass

 (_X_)     leave my ass alone

 (_zzz_)    a tired ass

 (_o^o_)   a wise ass
 
 (_13_)     an unlucky ass

 (_e=mc2_)   a smart ass

 (_$_)     Money coming out of his ass

 (_?_)   Dumb Ass

6 responses total.

(__$&%*!__)     A pain in the ass

||||(_!_)||||  Your ass is grass

(_!_:-) Butt-head

(_i_)           Ass-Backwards

Oh ya that was great! funny stuff! keep it coming.

p(_!_) ass licker

oh dear.

Hey, you started it

No I didn't. I don't make anything up, I get others to do it for me.

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