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So naturealy he....
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paused to swear at eldrich and kain, and then said, "oh, what the hell," and dove right in!
the land of smiley, bob wondered. Then he stared up at the wonderful world of tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
Suddenly, he found himself in a boat on a river, surrounded by said trees.
and the said trees said to him...
, they said "go forth to the land of Walpagraphones, and there fetch thyself a cubit or two of parsley, if they doth be fresh, and pring it to us, and you shall be rewarded with...
a piece of blue cheese the size of Wisconson
and so he did go forth, for there was nothing that he did love more than blue cheese. But he had not trecked for more than five minutes, when he came upon.
a very unsturdy bridge that looked as if it would crumble if touched but that was the only way across to the cliff to where the parsley was so...
he touched the bridge and, verily, it did crumble into multitudinous itty bitty bridge bits.
...Which really annoyed the troll living under the bridge. The troll came out and said "You destroyed my...
eggplant farm! Now you'll have to pay!" And then the troll grabbed a large haversack and...
proceeded to realize that he didn't quite know what a haversack *is*. He at down to think about it, and meanwhile...
....Bob ran up to him and bonked him on the head. The troll OIF'ed! "Hey,why'd you do that?" the troll said in surly suprise. "Because," said Bob,......
...."you are a stupid troll who wouldn't know a haversack if I hit you over the head with one...which in fact i just did....and you didn't even know...ha ha ha!"
"A haversack is ..."
a women who is under complter hypnoses of her owner... The easist command for her is "bop"... when you say "bop" that means you want to "have her sack"...
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On with the story!!!!!!!!!! <I would add something, but I can't remember what was typed last...>
ah yes, one day bob the haversack was walking down the street
when he did come upon freida the dancing gopher
whom he danced the dango with because he was a very romantic lttle haversack /
unfortunately, freida the dancing gopher could not dance the dango, only the tango, and it is very hard for a haversack to dance, being as it has no feet
of coure freida the dancing gopher was not into the new hip and swinging dances because the dango was the coolest new dance and happy the haversack <being as hip and swinging as he is> taught her the dance and they both had a great time until...
an evil footnote hopped into the dancing hall but fortunatly super grover who had just escaped a trial with a nursry rhyme singing judge was on his way
To the Secret Cave of the One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple Peter-Eaters! Super Grover had to save the Peters of the world before it was too late! What would this world be like without boys named Peter??? Chaotic! Anyways, Super Grover was flying over the continent of Wallaflopia, when.....
....he sighted a large herd of wallas ahead. They were flo[pping, too...
and super grover said "give me all your money". and the wallas bounced around and various credit cards and key chains popped out of the strange fish but no money, being quite frustrated super continued on his way to the cave when...
...he realized that something was amiss--kain had gone an entire response without typos!
Until he realized that his telephone line had glitched, causing his terminal to accidently CORRECT the typos that kain had originally inserted! How odd, thought he, that this could be, yet stranger things than this he would see!
And so, with his terminal causing him to speak in rhymed couplets against his wil, he...
Bequeathed he a sonnet with no rhyme upon it. Our hero embarked like the beans in his...
mouth, what else? Just then Super Grover ran into a wall and fell to the floor. He looked around. "Where's the dragon?" he wondered. "I must save the prince!" said Super Grover. With that he ran into a cave, only to see a frustrated looking princess wearing a paper bag walk out. He went in and...
Discovered Bob's Big Bargain Bulk Bag and Box Boutique!
...But unfortunately he discovered Bob at an inopportune moment as he boxed his bags in a huge bag box. Bulk rates bothered Bob but he boxed between bellicose bellowings which bewildered our brash Spandex encrusted hero. It was at that totally un"B"elieveable moment (or thereabouts) that Super Grover came to his senses and ordered...
a large pizza with extra chese because he was hungry but when the pizza finally came...
..it only had green olives on it, which were arranged to spell
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and with that super grover totally forgot the task at hand and went to buy an account on grex for a year
When he returned from that titanic task, he consumed the pizza, and then, with one mightly bound, returned to whatever he was doing before this distraction.
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