Fourth Annual Masturbate-A-Thon

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What a fantastic idea.  

25 responses total.

they wanna pimp me!!!!

        If you're being pimped, why are they masturbating?

        I'm confused.

they want people to pay them for me to get myself off.

I'm dialed in, so I can't check out the site...

But the description given is really enough, isn't it?  

I had to see it to believe it.

Think how great this would have been as, say, a high-school band fundraiser.
Heck, someone should go suggest this on m-net.  :)

What would be funnier is that the parents would all oppose such an idea, even
though we all know what all the band members do on their own.  Why not make
some money off of it? :)

It would certainly make an adequate replacement to the pancake supper so often
used by athletic teams.

I must have been clueless in high school, because I didn't remember my 
band mates being knowingly autoerotic.  Now, I know the back of the 
bus on trips was generally the passion pit, but I guess I wasn't 
looking that hard ;P

I dunno, it kinda sits weird with me.  It would work maybe fine in 
college, where you don't have to worry about consent issues so much, 
since most everyone is 18, and many are living away from home.

*shrug*

Consent issues?  What, you're gonna charge them with raping themselves?

i know right?

how bout i masturbate from 4:45 to 5:03 and you give grex 18 bucks.

        I'll give GREX twenty bucks.  Of course I'll need videotaped proof.

I'll give GREX twenty-five bucks for that tape. Maybe we should reopen the
auction.

<laughs>

<feels dirty>

sorry, no tape was made :P~

        Well, do it right next time.  Can't just take you on your word here.

kids masturbating in the back of the bus. heh heh heh.

I'm shocked that one would even put forward such a concept.  Certainly kids
in the back of a bus for hours will quietly read Plato and discuss ethics
rather than indulge in self-pleasure.

Out of curiosity, has anybody ever been on a bus trip where such activity took
place?  My only real high school bus trips were for theater, and it was too
early in the morning for that sort of thing.  Besides, we were all carrying
stage props in our laps.

Hehe.  Maybe.  :)

        This one time, on the bus ride to band camp ...

well i was in the jazz band. we drove ourselves to our gigs. there many
exciting adventures, but no self-pleasuring...

One of my friends claimed to have done it on the bus on the way to a band
concert, but I don't know if I believe her. 

this one time, at band camp, we got to watch this huron hoe make out wit the
entire drum section after lights out..

"Maybe?"  That's right, didn't you play football in high school?

maybe who what?
<blink>
dude, band camp sluts were the best
fur slippers for all baby.
ti's like cindarella

(hiccup)

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