Anybody here into farming?

113 responses total.

        Dare I ask?

I'm guessing this isn't about farmers' daughters and haystacks...

        I'm really at a loss here.  I thought I was urbane and sophisticated,
knowing about such strange fetishes as playing with balloons and hair
cuttings, but rlejeune has me stumped yet again.  I have no idea what he's
talking about.

Has to do with toilets . . . 

Am I really the only pervert here???

        Hardly.  You may have some truly unique kinks though.

whoa i hadda look it up -- and what does one do with his harvest? 

<tries to keep a straight face>

I'm sure thta if we wait long enough, an explnation will come along...

Turd farming? Eat it, of course. What else? 

oh! silly me!

        I must admit I've always passed up the gastronomical delight of raiding
the bowl.

How is this different from scat play?

        It's also a 9 on the whoa-fuck meter.

        For some reason, I have a really strong urge to post the lyrics to
"The Process" by Skinny Puppy here, but I won't. 

Uh.  I have a really strange feeling that I REALLY don't wanna know 
anything about "farming"

        You are correct.

Am I still waiting for an answer to my question?

        Guess so.

It is a kind of scat play. 

Okay-- I wasn't sure.  So basically, you scoop the poop after the 
person has left the bowl?

Yes, you generally scout public bathrooms, and then go to work. It's kind of
exciting. ;)

        What do you do with your "harvest"?

Eat it. 

        Boy howdy!

let's all get the plauge w00t

Not plague, but hepatitis can occasionally be a danger . . . 

oh yeah, well, hep just kills your internal organs and causes an early death.
No big deal there. (And hep isn't the only danger from eating feces.)

I don't consider eating poison a sexual turn-on.

        Yeah, I'd heard - from Dan Savage, no less - that scat contains one
hell of a lot of nastiness.  I didn't inquire further, as I don't plan on
going down that particular road.

This is the clip I posted, then killed (oops!) in Agora:

http://www.gayhealth.com/iowa-robot/common/activity.html?record=25

Feces carries parasites, bacteria and viruses. Common infections from exposure
to feces include: 

Giardia, a parasitic infection of the small intestine, which may cause
vomiting, diarrhea, nausea, fever, headache and appetite loss; 
E. coli, a bacterium which can be life threatening; 
Hepatitis A and B, viruses that attack your liver; and 
Shigella, salmonella and amebiasis, infectious diarrhea caused by bacteria.
Even if your partner doesn't have diarrhea, he or she could carry these
bacteria. 
Scat also may expose you to sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). For example,
feces can transmit gonorrhea to your mouth. Feces with blood in it may
transmit HIV, especially if you put bloody feces in contact with an open sore
or cut, or into your mouth. 

Incidentally, eating your own feces puts you at risk of infecting yourself
with E. coli (a potentially life threatening bacterium) and other bacteria
that may upset your stomach and digestive system. You may also transmit
gonorrhea from your anus to your mouth. 
 
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I don't recall the comments I made after this. Something high-handed and
arrogant, I'm sure. ;}

This puts a whole new face on the sentence, "Eat my shit!"

        What, you thought it was healthy and full of vitamin C?

Who me?

Well, sex period ain't that healthy dude. It causes AIDS and stuff. If you're
going to be that  careful, you'll never have any fun. 

eat shit and die.


 :D

Or . . . don't eat shit and die . . . you die either way. 

uhh, i pan on dying in my mansion with more baebes on top of me than hugh
as my heart siezes due to massive orgaims NOT from e.coli pucking my intestines
out of my ass from eating human fecies

#32> I don't drink Drano or lick movie theater floors either. No fun me.

Well, some of us are different. :D Not everyone has the same turn-ons. Drano is
kind of tasty, though . . . 

        Baebes?  As in the ex-lead-singer of Miranda Sex Garden?  Okay, I
suppose it's topical.

Do you ever manipulate the shit into the shape of a dick before you eat it?

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