(One of your friends goes away with her family on an extended vacation.
You offer to housesit. During your time housesitting, you have a date over
at the house. Things get a little out of hand, and you begin to have sex
on your friend's bed. During the course of this passionate love-making
session, the bed breaks!)

(do you tell your friend how the bed broke?)

25 responses total.

I'm not sure any of my friends would believe me.

Sure...

that depends on the friend.

No, I mean I think most of my friends know me well enough to know I
probably wouldn't be that lucky. :(  Now, if I told them my computer had
gotten too heavy and had collapsed the bed while I was lying in bed using
it....

actually, the most likely friend weighs more than me and my girlfriend
together, so i doubt his bed would break :)

My friends know me and would probably guess that's what happened before I
told them anyway!  :)

I think I would get the bed fixed before the friend got back, and never
mention it.

Not if you want to keep the friend.

this is true.

I would tell the friend that I had broken the bed and that I was going to
pay to get it fixed.  Whether I would tell the friend how the bed broke
would depend in large part on who the friend was.  As long as I was going
to pay for it, there are a lot of people I know who I would not tell
because it would be none of their business.

It depends on the friend, definitely...

re # 5:  I do not!!
I think # 10 is the best answer so far...

well, not quite, but close.  :)

yeah, right.  I'm off by at least sixty pounds.  or so.  
/mutter "psycholagnic clismophiliac"

There you go, Flem, at it again.

you don't want to know.  Really.  And you *REALLY* don't want to be called it.

(I'm having too much trouble imagining myself in this situation!)

I'd tell the friend, if only because there's no way I could keep my
mouth shut. Hopefully their pet wasn't beneath the bed...

But Carson Remeber Joe (roosterboy) now can you imagin??
Y

(go 'way.)

:)

No I will always be here *cackle*

It would depend on the housesitting agreement between friend his/her family
and myself. I would certainly tell friend what happened in detail but his/her
family might only need to know the part about my being on the bed. At any rate
inspect the bed to determine if it has a previous history of breaking at that
point, and repair

if my friend ask for .....yeah.....~!!!

Yes, I would tell my friend how the bed broke. And if s(he) didn't believe
me, I would show her/him the video tape I made of the "session".

I would either fix the bed bed or pay to have it fixed and tell the story to
my friend. I would also wash the sheets and have the bed ready for them when
they returned home.

I would tell them what happened, definitely, after having bought them a new
bed and burned the old one.

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